Let's speak English with Koizumi

[princessme1112]

I LOB YEW

[MultiSoulZero]

sounds like he's saying, "I lob you".

[Ellchan121]

AH-AII LUBBUU YUU.

I remember watching this video with my dad once. We started by staring blankly for a second, before bursting out laughing. Then we'd play the video again; Repeat.

I wonder how many times we must've done that. ಠ_ಠ

[potatoyumyum89]

Kyon: I-I lub yuu...

Kanda: *fighting akuma* WHAT--?!

[jubeeajwee]

Gladly.

[TokkaFan41]

I LUB YU

[pikachuoddie567]

i wob chu ;D

[potatoyumyum89]

"I-I lob Yui.."

WUT?

[arthurvanfroh]

endless eight

[pgadala]

ai rabu yu too! XD

[RainbowWolfAyame]

Afterwards- Kyon: *answers denwa* Hello? Koizumi: Ai lub ewe. Kyon: -__-" *hangs up*

[lollidogs1]

what anime is this from XD

[SirChouFirst]

@lollidogs1 Meranchory of Haruhi Suzumiya

[SlasherV8]

@lollidogs1 figure it out

[avaflava1]

@lollidogs1 Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu, or The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

[redakacloud]

"Kyon-Kun, denwa."

[lukaonline1]

@redakacloud SAY IT ONE MORE TIME, SAY IT, I FUCKING DARE YOU!

[heyjeySigma]

I rub you...in all the wrong places *smirk*

[LinkXLucy]

I'll lob you!

[allergicpeanutman]

i'll rub you too

[161Jos]

ai lab iou

[starstarSTARS2]

This is the only thing that got me through the endless eight.

[nexusprime000]

ah lab hue

TIMES 8!!!

[Itachisasukekiller]

I rove yu.

[vampireknightloverrr]

lol so awesome xD

[MolestedChild]

ai lub you

[MolestedChild]

i laav you

[LoveNoteProjects]

fine take my money. just don't get so damn close.

[CittenCaboodles]

It's awesome, because us English-only speakers hear assorted Japanese followed by "AI LAAB YU"

[DrayFan12]

KYON-KUN, ANSWER YOUR FUCKIN' DENWA!

*yes, I know this is a stolen comment, but It should return to its rightful place as top comment, so I'm saying now: NOT MY COMMENT*

[Neoreina]

kyon sounds like mishka

[Mistman12]

i seriously thought koizumi was about to kiss kyon. 'let's try this...'[gets really close to kyon] whoa there.

[MegaMangaking]

Why would you rob me?

[RAndomBunny64]

I RUBA YU

[smileymaja]

haha it's to good for this world (sorry my english is bad)

[LilPyros]

Koizumi is seriously one of the only characters I have no shame in having a crush on XD

"AI RABU YUU."

[DelightfullyBritish]

AI LUB YOUH!

[colorfulchic90]

more like i rub you XD

[Mugipiano]

after you been taught by Koizumi u sond like this 0:21 xD

Kyon: I raabuu yuhu..

[HarukiMegumi]

Koizumi Itsuki is in your personal space, gaying you up. (I'm a yaoi fangirl, I can say things like that!!)

[animefreakhacker897]

That's what my dad tells me my mom said to him one day that launched their relationship. My mom was 19 over in the states for foreign exchange, and met my dad. One day, she told him "I rub you." and here I am, 15 years later....

[Naruto56884]

...and whisper I love you into her ear

[OtaKomunity]

what does kyon says?

AI RABO IU I?

[otaking3582]

Alright, Koizumi, we get that you're gay! Quit pestering us!

[CodenameBourbon]

@otaking3582 I think this caused thousands of Yaoi doujin to sprawn up...

[the0007lord]

That scene is the reason I say:

I merely jest.

Immediately after anything stupidly hilarious.

[xMaHhoO]

Koizumi : *I rob you*

Kyon : *You son of ******

[Kari166]

CAN'T STOP LAUGHING. 

[Kari166]

Itsuki "No Sense Of Personal Space" Koizumi.

:3

[KogumaKawaii]

@DanXNguyen You, sir, have just won a cookie.

[RanmaSaotome10]

I-I RABU YU

[Techn0taku]

I RAAP YUU XD

LMFAO!:The way kyon says i love you xD

[wolfeinsteinz]

I laugh you

[SuperSaiyanLink093]

A proper English teacher was on the phone.

[MrBrerfalque]

@coolycatty123 10...? TEN?! FFFFF GET OUT OF HERE. The age limit for YouTube is 13 or someshit.

[Futurestarra]

I LAUB YOU TOO ITSUKI.

[CookieMonster7998]

Kyon: I- I lovu you?

[Tamodism]

LOL Loop doesn't work.

[TheAniKinji]

EIII LAAAAAB UUUU btw WHAT IS THIS ANIME

[coolycatty123]

@TheAniKinji The mechanology of hahuri Suzumiya

[doubled99218]

@coolycatty123 that is absolutly terrible, its called "the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya"

[coolycatty123]

@doubled99218 So what? I'm terrible at spelling. I'm only goddamn 10. Give me a break.I did well enough. It would come up saying Did you mean: the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya anyways. So..

[AwesomeFace50]

"AIIIII LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB VU!"

[duh787878]

Embrace Suzumiya-san from behind and whisper

"SURPRISE BUTTSECKS"

[duh787878]

KYON KUN ANSWER UR FUCKING DENWA

[shadowradorikubi]

its should end with "kyon your phone"

*answers phone*

"i rub you"

[DrayFan12]

AI LAB YUU

a-ai rabu yu

[PMW3]

run up behind Haruhi and say I rub you, and see if she doesn't kick your ass

[ZeeJeff]

Itsuki: I lub you.

Kyon: I rub on you.

[nep2uk]

I raabah yuh.

[MentallyInTune]

kyon ur phone

[imtheonlysane1here]

Arab ewe? What's this about middle-eastern sheep?

[swissconfederation25]

I love Koizumi!! :D

[1Rinri2ninja]

koizumi:i laab yoo

me: :O i luff you too!!!

koizumi:*repeats over and over again*

me: ... ;o

[xKoraxAyomex]

I love you too.

[91honan]

Endless eight. I love you.

[flyffkid]

fucking denwa.

[arlothellama]

Kyon-kun, pickup the damn denwa.

[missmuggledetector]

"I blub ew!"

The gripping sensation that's sweeping the nation.

[mousy2294]

I rub you. =w=

[rcarass1]

This is the only redeeming factor in Endless Eight!

[MikiDii1]

"Ai- ai rabu iu-yoo."



[fluffy8me1]

Kyon-kun, your phone.

Kyon: Hello?

Koizumi: AI RAAAB YU~

[Cilibi]

@fluffy8me1

Kyon: -____-'''

*click*

[LauradeYuTube113]

@fluffy8me1 Hahahahahahahahahaha I died with your comment XD

[sonicrox20]

Embrace Suzumiya-san from behind and whisper in her ear

'ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!'

[PythonVirus]

Koizumi know's what all the chicks like

What is more romantic than telling a girl "I rub jew"?

[CodenameBourbon]

@PythonVirus More like "Ï Rob Jew/you"

[TTTEandbigG]

Alternatives to what Koizumi said: I rub You, I rob you, AYE!! Rob You!!, I lob you, I love Yiu

[1SpyCrab]

Arabiu ?

[CripShat27]

Kyon... I think Koizumi is trying to tell you something!!

:3

[loli6051016]

Sugitan!! KYAAAA!! ^W^ - Evil rabid fangirl

[boosmart]

what anime is this

[AnimeLiam]

@boosmart The Disappearance Of Haruhi Suzumiya, it's a film.

[Roxas4ever]

@AnimeLiam That's wrong. This is from the second season of Haruhi Suzumiya, particularly the "Endless Eight" arc.

[AnimeLiam]

@Roxas4ever Is it? Wow, I've seen the second series but not the film and I don't remember this... Probably cos I didn't really like it so wasn't paying much attention lol.

[Roxas4ever]

@AnimeLiam That's understandable.  Second season wasn't very good anyway XP

[gravityzero25]

Koizumi: I lab you(7x)

Kyon: a..I laab yuuyuyuyyuii.... ( o3o)

hahaha... XD

[cutiepotlipsorange]

i ruove yeww! XD

[xXzocker911Xx]

come from behind and say "i lobe u" :-D

[TheKaiyash]

I lob-ster you to Koizumi

[Mitchialia]

it's not hard to pronounce a fucking word. sheesh.

[AnimeLiam]

@Mitchialia It's funny how they always try and say 'love' in Japanese anime, even though 'love' is one of the hardest words for an oriental person to say =/

[xxxLockxxNxxloadxxx]

Koizumi: I RABB YOU~!

Izaya: HITTO RABBU~!

[nevrest]

A blatant hint on how to stop the endless cycle of time, and Kyon doesn't take it.

[EngineeringIssac]

Kyon-kun denwa~~~~

[GunheartM1A1]

I lob yew tu

[Michellelee977]

I rob you? haha

[jamezbond45]

Honestly, Koizumi sounds like Tommy Wiseau from 'The Room'. He's the dude with the long black hair: (youtube.com/)watch?v=X_7zpB1v­0Og

[aquapendulum]

Something about this scene is rubbing me the wrong way. Oh wait...

[jamezbond45]

@aquapendulum The scene loves you.

[xRaineDropsx]

I lub yew ;D

[ultra505]

I HAV YU

[dudeinthesea]

Makes me wanna punch my computer screen

[l0llyr0x]

sexy sebastian voice saying i love you! ALL MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!

[bubbaXzone]

@l0llyr0x with sexy cherry lips/ WOO HOO!!!!! 

[TindraSan]

am I missing something?

since I haven't seen the anime, so this whole video turned out rather ....gay X3

[Thsnickaman]

EI HAAB YUU

[qaiex]

Embrace Haruhi from behind and whisper in her ear

"bla bla jew!"

[jodzjcm]

I LAB YU :D

[Archedgar]

/cute voice

KYON, YOUR PHONE!!

[Linkx22]

"I-I luv yououo" Lol Kyon

[Mimimikanchan]

Is it only me or at the end he said, '' I rub Yououou' To Koizumi?

[TsuruyaTsumugi]

oh Itsuki, you know you ca "rub" me anytime you wanna~

[yukiNmori]

KYON KUN DENWA

[TheNinjaOfLove108]

Kyon's response in the dub: "So you want me to say that I luh-luh- Oh, forget it."

[Naruhinaluver15]

ai rabu yuu, yuu rabu mii, we're a happy family!

[MafiosoGodot]

Ah Lub Boo! D:

[sango213]

@MafiosoGodot LoL, so you were thinking that too?

[MafiosoGodot]

@sango213 Lol.

[chariliy]

I rape you.

[014833]

Koizumi: AI LAB YUU!

Kyon: ..AI LABU..YUU...

[014833]

OH, ONO DAISUKE-SAN. I RUB YOU TOO!

[luckyirishxxx]

Guys! Shame on you!

This one was obvious!

Ahem... Looks like Koizumi...

*puts on sunglasses*

... is rubbing him the wrong way!

YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[MafiosoGodot]

@luckyirishxxx You have no idea how hard that made me laugh. XD

[MrHashitanai]

LOL THIS WAS CUTE xD ITSUKI~!!!!!!!!!!<333

[AsurasXnight]

KYON-KUN denwa

[5Momijichan5]

sound like french accent! i wuv you

[Moraanga100]

I-I rob you....

[aurablosomthelucario]

DON'T ROB MEEEE!!!!

[CrazySaysWooow]

I... CAN'T....STOP....LAUGHING....H­ELP!!

[SammEater]

This works in real life too.

[nianicole824]

Koizumi:"I rub u!!"

Haruhi:Very Good,Koizumi!! Mikuru,do you any words that start with a P?

Mikuru:PIIIIIIII!! ;_;

Haruhi:Good job!!!

[wolfmoon256]

D:< i rob you!!

[DementedMunchkin]

I lob you too ^^

[Darkneszzangel]

@DementedMunchkin Uh.. I lohhuv yu ^^

[swissconfederation25]

Koizumi... I LOVE YOU!!! *chases him with master ball*

[2Popcorn9000]

Lol in our Japanese homework, we had to read English words in katakana and one of them was I love you, all I could hear was Itsuki XD

[Gardevoirism]

Ai rabu yuu

[andythebestok]

I just wonder how did he pronounce the 'L' so perfectly o_Ó

[HannyGirl812]

I didn't get to the episode where Kyon says it yet rofl xDD

[AoiYukinoMisharu]

God, Endless 8, but still, hilarious

[burningfire1212]

Gotta love KyoAni 

[EluciaDeLuteIma]

lmfao

heck i dont even know what anime this is

[xionXroxas12]

I start laughing then I read the comments and I start laughing more!! XD

[MrJack1405]

hhh...AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! Yaoi is powerfull!!!!!!!

[goldchild100]

i lub you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NekoMimiKitty1]

Anyone else notices that Itsuki hugs Kyon from the wrong side? i mean he was on the left...how'd he go to the right

[KawaiiMushroomIchigo]

LOL, KYON, "AI RABUYUYUI..."

[LouiseBubbles18]

I'm in hysterics. I'm practically choking with laughter.

[imtheonlysane1here]

ai raabu yu!

[LadyMoonlightMystery]

honestly, Kyon's english is SO much worse than Itsuki's! ._.

[corelmoo]

H-Holy shit. I was listening to the "Kyon-kun, Denwa" 10 min. loop, and I synched up the last 30 seconds of that with the last 30 seconds of this. That loop ended slightly earlier, and to my surprise, this video had a "Kyon-kun Denwa"..

I feel like I've typed this before. Huh. Well, I guess everyone gets Deja Vu at some point.

[LiddohGir]

lmao im glad u made dis cuz datz my fav ting dat koizumi sayz in da whole show!! XD

[SteveQueenMc]

I LAAAB YUU

[pinoyMsuv11]

I rub you lol jk

[KolkolRussiaV2]

Koizumi! D: It's not nice to rob people!

[XxNagisaFurukawaxX]

The more you ruuv someone...

[QueenRosiePosie]

@XxNagisaFurukawaxX The moar yuu want to kirr dem...