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  • i love this marry me?

  • Owwww fuck my ear!!!!! Hahahahaha funny

  • you call it immature? i call it ....no comment ._.

  • 2:05 from there(:

  • i want what hes on

  • Jim Carrey at his best! 2:11

  • This is 6 years old and ive watched it everyday for 6 years straight. I cant get enough xD

  • the shit is this fuck... i just died a little

  • GET LOST HATERS. kylemonkey is funny ok? You just don't have a wide range of humor. I watched this video sooo many times over the first time I saw it and I showed my sister and she did the same!

    So get lost and don't post hate crap on peoples videos ok? I bet you're no where near as funny.

  • Why?

    

  • @OMGitsPaiige I think that this is garbage and that he needs to know so he does not do it again. Don't tell a person they are good when they make a fool of themselves ... tell them to stop ! Be a real person a friend and help the poor kid out! Stop doing this it is not funny learn what comedy is, and why, People have dummied down and so has the things that are funny

  • @cherdawnsosa You sir are very gay and homosexual so you need to chill with your negativeness and lameness you stupid fag of a whore

  • @kthevenard sorry but this stinks! it is not funny and you just feel sorry for him!

  • @theninjagurl666 no it wasn't!

  • xaxaxaxa he makes me laugh so much...!! he is so funny!! xxaxaxaxaxa :P:P

  • shut the hell up with the hate comments if u made a freakin video and some one said it was gay or something like that i hope not and if im right just shut the hell up

  • this kid just fuckin sux its not even fnny

  • @maddenboy100 And you sir are a homosexual pedo bear. Go fuck yourself

  • Spock on crack

  • 27,279 people didn't piss their pants.

  • Looks like something my brother would do... :O

  • Lol wtf

  • Hahaha hilarious

  • lol anyone else think that he looks and acts like Jim Kerry?

  • @MrLucascrees oh yeah! i thought he was as a child...:P:P

  • @MrLucascrees LOL, I agree!!! 100 %, but its a 'C' in Carry(: lol HES FUCKING HILARIOUS!

  • @chickenpox125 oww man now your making me feel like an idiot :(

  • @MrLucascrees LOL xD

  • I don't even know what to say?

  • Also how the fuck did you get paid for this...I dont want to live on this planet anymore..

  • @MrNecryptic it's hillarious!

  • So....Dubstep or something??

  • I used to like Fred back then, well guess what Fred, you can suck this guy's dick you gay homo

  • 3:44 and it was just hilarious :P

  • Thumbs up for 3:44(: ahahahahah so damn funny.

  • HEY HATERS, WHY DO U HATE THIS? IT'S BETTER THAN FRED, RAYWILLIAMJOHNSON, AND CHARLIE BIT MY FINGER. u people have mental problems.

  • @MrDbzguy i have to admit, it is way better than charlie bit my finger.

  • Way to copy fred you fruit loop

  • @RetroIzzy8000 you do realize that this was uploaded 2 years before freds first video

  • I need whatever he's using.

  • this juss sooooo stupid it isnt evan worth 200 dollars yhu cant evan understand yhu dumba**

  • If Tom Cruze never got to Hollywood...

  • OK that's just i don't know its different but not funny yet might be to to others if this is at normal speed and he was able to do this than its cool if not than its not as cool but still kinda cool

  • I didn't laugh once.. didn't smile, nothing.

  • Imagine him fuckin.

  • LMFAOOOOOO

  • lol he has heaps of time on his hands... Magic marker AHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHH

  • ...

  • What kind of idiot flagged this? This is freaking awesome <33333

  • You think this is funny, you should see it sped up

  • Funnier than Fred

  • that was so funny and better than fred

  • pfft this reminds me of me..... oh my god i found my long lost brother

  • Lol 3:46

  • half those views are me pushing 'replay'

  • press 9 rapidly to hear a lawn mower

  • thumbs up for 3:43

  • LOL! your so funy:D:D

  • thumbs up for 3:33

  • I don't give a rats ass what anybody says. Kyle is the shit!!! It just sucks he is no longer uploading videos :(

  • This guy= FUNNY AS FUCKIN HELL!!!!!

  • 27,000 ppl have no sense of humor. Stupid pricks!

  • I shit balls. xD

  • Sounds like Niki minaj.

  • I didn't piss my pants... I just wasted 4 minutes and 21 seconds of my life watching this crap.

  • This video has been age-restricted based on our Community Guidelines

    Why?

  • @kingmaster900 language maybeeee lololol

  • @kingmaster900 The title and when he curses loudly

  • GET A LIFE AND STOP LIVING WITH YUR MOM! YOU NEEED TO GET LAID!!!

  • 3:13 Magic Marker!! XD :L

  • @rainlily25458679 Who is Fred?

  • So many questions that's all I can say

  • lol this is fucking funny

  • jokes on you, im not wearing pants

  • you remind me of a vulgar Jim Carey dude lol

  • Love this kid! He should put out new videos!!

  • I love this video! I almost died from laughing the first time i saw it! xD

  • Man down

  • Do u need a cokie

  • my mom walked in and i had to switch tab's to porn cause it was easier to explain

  • 2:37 huestin we have a problem

  • kyle has issues~!

  • i rather watch fred than this O_O

  • This is not funny. idk if anyone noticed.

  • messed up retard but funny. were you literally bored or high?

  • Looks like crystal meth for the first time ^^

  • lol 2:09

  • 2:08 lmao lol

  • do you see my fucking foot?

  • This was the first of Kyle's vids I ever saw. And it never gets old!!

  • I dont think itz funny but i put like

  • I agree with all the lovers and disagree to all the haters

  • 3:12 cracks me up EVERY TIME.

    MAGGGGIC MARKER!

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  • take a pill like shit

  • pissed myself laughing at 0:42 seconds lol

  • love u kyle and ur chipmunk laugh

  • hahahahahaa this is funny

  • Lol best video ever!!!

  • fred?

    

  • You really shouldn't sniff markers! LMAO

  • my idol

    

  • funniest thing ive ever seen!!!!

  • This is one of the dumbest videos I've ever seen. Zero creativity and originallity.

  • @TheCircusfreak777 Cmon its just a video and hes trying to be funny.

  • TOTAL INSANITY!! WHO ARE YOU <3 I am suprised your arent experiencing whiplash

  • /watch?v=frsgBZ8ozLc watch this xD

  • UMMMMMMMMM THHHAAAACHHGOOOOOD!

  • love this (: i needa meet hiim (: lol .

  • Awesome! LMFAO xD I got tears...

  • haha, yeah.. hes gotta be stoned right now..

  • I like how the time is 4:20

  • a day in the life of an adhd kid that ran out of adderal lol

  • this is better than fred

  • is it me or does this look like a younger version of jim carrey????????????

  • @TheTechdecker52 yeah...

  • booring

  • Either he's on speed...or cocaine..

  • lmfaoooooo i saw this video like 3 years ago by accident and me and my friend could not stpo laughing we really fell off of our chairs dying .......... memories <3

  • wtf r u doin crack man or what? i think he's doin crack who agrees with me?

  • I knew Fred had a little brother... or is it his older brother? O_o

  • 4.21 min has just been wasted in my life for a shitface !

  • I wish your dad cum into the toilet instead of your mum's vagina...

  • I think you mean, he was purchased by Area 51 for $200.

  • wtf????????????

  • Does Anyone have luck throwing pokeball to get this one?

  • apipipipipipipipippa apipipipipipipipippa apipipipipipipipippa adididiida adadadadada apppappppapipipip adadadadda dadada dadadada

  • Dude  this is the most funniest immuture but halarious LMAO lololololol =]=]=]=]=]=]=]

  • Holy shiz even though it was fake that is totally halarious but atleast i didnt pee my pants

  • I have 3 reasons why I love this video SO FUCKING MUCH XD.

    1. It sounds like he had too much sugar or soda.

    2. Its funny to see what he does so fast.

    3. Its hilarious to see that someone age-restricted this video by either the way he sounds or what he does

  • @JustinBieberlove8335 haha true

  • gay and fake

  • aahh!! 240p We Meet Again!

  • omg

  • im getting a wee bit carried away holy fucking shit holy fucking SHIT!!!!

  • Funny as hell

  • so you sold this video for 200$, but nowadays youtubers with this many views on a video get payed 3 cents a view from all the ads, so.... .03(cents) x 7,502,484(views)= 225,074$. Fucking Sellout.

  • lol for reall pissed myself!

  • i bout pissed my pants omg(:

  • I like how so many people who don't like this waste their time giving shitty reviews... I like this video. I don't focus on the stupid stuff in it, i just watch, enjoy, and move on to the next one. Kylemonkey is actually the only shit on YouTube that i find funny.

  • @David137100 ikr if u hate the vid tht much thn u wouldent comment at all he is hilarious

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  • id love to have him face a wall and blow his brains on it with a magnum

  • @dominican0170 I'd love to let you know that no one gives a shit about you or your pointless comment :)

  • my favorite part is when he flips his ear!

    

  • Tobuscus's younger brother.

    I would like to see what the CW Network used this for...

  • And some people wondered why he's still a virgin.

  • It's only funny when u first see it but it's hilarious!!!!

  • he will never get any vagina

  • smile like you mean it

  • 3:40 Best Part

  • a new jim carry lmao!

  • du bist schwul behindert und hast deinem hund einen runtergeholt ;D

    viel spaß beim runterholen und rasieren vom schwanz deiner mutter

  • youre weird

  • This guy looks like Tobuscus.

  • i love you kilemonkey you rock and are so funny

  • i love you kilemonkey you rock and are so funny

  • perfect reason for abortions!!!!!

  • Just one word : RITALIN

  • Es Albin!!!

  • LOL The next Jim Carey. Awesome.

  • you sir, are horny

  • He's showing himself kinda upsidedown, cuz he want's to make sure that there was no electrodes attached to his testacles.which i believe were probly undr his pants.

  • HAHAHAHAH I FCKIN LOVE THIS.

    brings back suuuuuch good memories!

  • I remember this video three years ago and its comments. Now these bunch of I-take-the-internet-so-fucking­-seriously-mr.-zuckerberg newfags come with all types of criticizing. Fewer people understand the Internet nowadays.

  • 2:32-2:34 MEGA HANDJOB!!!

  • Whoever it was that flagged this vid, THX ALOT! now i cant share this to facebook..

  • If your not getting paid to act like that then dont. I just wanted to punch him in his face.

  • i bet this guy likes fred, who also isn't funny

  • @YoUrInBaTcOuNtRyNoW6 He doesn't, 'coz Fred tries to copy him. I think Fred sucks, but Kylemonkey is hilarious.

  • no wonder his gf broke up with him lol

  • stop reading the comments and watch the freakin video .

  • He Kiiinda Acts like Jim Carrey

  • you piss of shit

  • someone got in to mommys special candy

  • Holy Fucking Shit x]

  • Hoo Raa,! xDD

  • lol