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  • يـــقوووول لـك عمـّك أوفيـسـر بن لايـف ..~ كـل زق

    وخلّك على أفلام القآآآآآآيـز يآآآآآ مبسبس ..~

    هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه­هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه­هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه­هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه­هههه

  • You're scary. I'm gonna tape a reaction video to you.

  • AHAHAHHAHAHAH SORRY TO BREAK IT TO U UR MOVIE SUCKED DICK..... AND CHILL OUT BRO THIS MOVIE WAS GREAT!!!! THE PPL BEHIND THIS MOVIE TOTALLY GENIUS!!!!! come on at least one thumb up!!!! by the way ur funny as shit!!!

  • your acting sucks dude

  • i love you man, finally someone who thinks the movie was a freakin' waste of time and money. i was laughing all the time! it was a comedy not a thriller...

  • lol love the remake

  • that was paranormal activity under his sheet.. that was me :P

  • you just took your shirt off to look all sexy, not working dude

  • well you really are as shallow as you look, you make a judjement on the blare watch, i have never met a 5 year old film critic, doesnt seem like much has changed.

  • First honest review...I'll just wait for it to come to Red Box or something.

  • I think I see someone behind you with a sign saying "has no penis"

  • you are a BABE.

  • agreed. watta hottie was checking him out more than listening ;)

  • hellooo ;) <3

  • I think you have to be a certain type of person to appreciate the movie. Our perception of 'scary' has been warped by cheap gorys like Saw. The day scenes were for you to see how the couple was dealing with it, and how they each were affected. It was meant to be believable, not an obvious CGI waste. The scary scenes were tasteful and subtle, and the acting was superb.

    In short, go fuck yourself.

  • Your my friend are absolutely right! I watched it and loved it. Besides me and my friend, everyone in the cinema screamed so many times. I just find it hard to get scared easily, and tend not to show im scared when i do. A fantastic film with brilliant acting. He says it was homemade, it wasnt, just meant to look like that, as it is from their camera. By far one of the best movies i have ever gone to see.

  • lamest movie EVER... totally boring and made no sense what so ever. Extremely boring.

  • You must be thick if you think it made no sense. Maybe you dont understand the concept of paranormal. Who knows, I bet you dont ;) XD

  • A couple using a video cam to document their lives in a "haunted house".... what was so scary about that, their was nothing in it to be scared about, oh the noises and the shadow on the wall! Oh yeah huh, I must have forgot to get scared... I'll watch it again and have someone remind me when the scary part is.

  • Nah dude, its not the house that is haunted, its katie. This has been following her since she was 8 years old. But whatever, you dont care im guessing :/

  • I'd rather watch part 2 when they reveal the origin of why that evil spirit is following her, it's her childhood friend (that died) and they vowed to marry and he's all pissed off cuz she forgot about him and married someone else and he's trying to reclaim her...

  • No no hang on, how can that be? This spirit or demon or whatever it actually is was haunting that other woman they found on the internet, Dianne. the spirit also used the board to spell her name when it set it on fire so... And if that is true, why did it show itself to her little sister when they were kids, and not just her?

  • Idunno but in part 2 they'll answer all those questions.

  • Fair enough :/

  • i just cant believe it only cost 15k to make, and if made double digit millions. what was the total 250 million

  • When you fell off the bed it was too funny! I agree that it wasn't scary, but I liked some elements of it. Is it worth a new movie price? In my opinion, No. Better to rent for a couple bucks at the video store.

  • This movie is awesome, I've seen most horror movies and this is by far the scarriest. You suck at reviews and you probably didn't even see the whole movie because you got scarred and left.

    Go see this movie! :D

  • HAHAHAHA your awesome dude! XD I watched it and i loved it so much!

  • How come your not wearing a shirt?

  • gay homo

  • you probably wanted a shock in-your-face bloody gory "horror" movie.

  • ok sry the last comment i wrote was half way thru your video i watched the rest were you crawl in to bed in your skid marked whitey titeys and tried to be funny for an extra minute and 20 seconds you put in about 20 scary scenes from that little broadway performance of urs & the laugh/yell at the end was fuckin retarded your burning so hot with flaming homosexuality i can litteraly feel my temperature rising as we speak i ask that you never tell anyone 2 not watch another movie except 4 this one

  • how bout you try watching the movie not the trailer you inbred trailer trash bull shit reporter lmao btw i want my fuckin 3 minutes of life back

  • 5/5 best review so far on the movie. it's really stupid.

  • ur dumb and the witch project wasnt out when u were 5 fag

  • :L

    YOU ARE FCKN GORGEOUS.

    Sorry I couldn't pay attention to what you were saying ;]

    But those matters aside,

    I'm about to watch Paranormal Activity so I'll see for myself.

    (:

  • i agree with that top line!

  • No it is not based a true story. Its a movie directed by a B list movie director named Oren Peli. He was afraid of ghosts himself and had a few paranormal experiences in his house so he made a movie off a 15 grand budget called paranormal activity. It was shown at Slamdance festival in 2007 and than brought before Miramax. It recently was produced by paramount and shown in select theaters to determine critical reception.

  • thank u finally somebody who agrees with me THIS MOVIE IS FUCKING DUMB i cant believe i spent money on it..this isnt a lie i stood up after the movie and said to everyone "this is the worst movie i ever seen" fuck all of u who have anything good to say about this movie

  • hahah XD

    and u should do all ur vids in ur undies ;)

  • i actually stood up and said " wait no ... that was the movie... for real"

  • I LOVE YOU

  • Alright. I've had it....

    Look. This movie was not intended to have flashy effects. You people are stupid. "ooh lights flickering. Doors shutting. Not scary." Apparently you weren't watching the goddamn movie. I agree, it didn't live up to it's initial hype, but man it was great. The point of the movie was to instill a sense of paranoia, which NONE of you can deny having looked over your shoulder when you flick the light off behind you to go up the stairs after seeing this film. Be honest,douche

  • funny lol does anyone notice the moving thing in the backround at 1:40 tho? lolz kinda creepy as hes making fun of the movie haha

  • Sounds to me he is a little jealous because its a simple idea that will make someone a lot of money. This guys review is shit.

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  • 2:10 the review was AMAZING!!! hahaha...love it...

  • this movie was fucking gay!!

  • I SOOO SOO AGREEE !! Loved your review and parody!!!! BTW YOUR HOT

  • all sluty and shit

  • spot on! i unfortunaetly did see it and was hoping for the hype as you do but was hugely dissapointed. glad im not alone in thinking it was a let down. its a case of emperors new clothes. total scammed! you summed it up nicely in your imitation clip! ;)

  • I agree with you 100%

  • DUDE...U ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!!!! LMBO!!!!l

  • Funny review. Creative.

  • this movie is not scary it is funny as hell i agree with you it's not worth you $7 lol

  • omg! jajaja! super funny review!

  • I almost DIED laughing!!! laughed for 10 minutes straight...this vid is goin on the facebook status!!

  • hahahah hillarious review

    well let's say it wasnt that bad movie..speaking about me..i expected something scary..was excited..but cause of the hype with "dont watch it alone", "the scariest movie of the year"...

    and after watching it..u get a though that its just a trick..sadly

  • hah I loved this movie.

    but jeeze movie tickets are expensive where you live...mine are only $9.

  • You obviously didn't get it. You're lame

  • u no you was scared you little bitch and you cryed in is so f u you trailer trash chinga tu madre

  • apoco tu si te asustaste guey????

  • I understand what riff1324 is saying, and he's hilarious with his quick remake of it. However, if you focus on what the filmmakers did to create the film, well, heck, yeah, it's silly!! If you focus on the storytelling, it's pretty good. Even tho, it's very average. The best scene was the powdered footsteps leading to the atic. Again:

    Reality- stupid fake feet in some powder.

    Storytelling- creepy demon was there!

    See the difference?

  • btw it wasn't real

  • STAR, I got some shocking news for you: Hollywood isn't real. You know "Star Wars"? Wasn't real. You know "Gremlins'? Wasn't real. "Jurassic Park"? Wasn't real, either. But, the storytelling made you believe it was! And that's my point. That is all, your Honor.

  • DO NOT waste your money on this movie, it sucked! and anyone who says different is crazy.

  • I wish I would had seen this review before waisting my money:( By the way your version of the movie was better than the actual movie:) LOL

  • Thank you! i agree. They spent so much time talking, flirting, and kissing in the beginning. The ONLY part that freaked me out was when she got up and stood over him for hours.

  • lmaoo so fucking true that movie was horrible ghost hunters is scary then that shytt this movie is asss lmao good shytt

  • People liked it some don't so what.

    It seems like a waste of money for me.

  • you totally right that mouvie sucks!!!!

  • you look like the guy on degrassi!!!

  • Put a shirt on, dude.

    You're coming off way too douchey without it.

  • i'm so confused, this movie sucks so bad.. and i'm a pussy who gets scared by spiders and i never once felt scared by this movie. I'm sincerely confused why this movie is so popular.. and it's not even a matter of it being boring, i have a very active imagination and i don't need to see gore to be scared.. but this movie was just so terribly unscary it's ridiculous

  • omg you are so fkn stupid first of all your gay and second of all you were probably to busy at the theater with your BF and didn't even watch the movie and third you just want to act tough cause you are really gay...ha ha...lmao.

  • great movie !

    very scary

    You really don't know what your talking about.

    but hey... you are funny ! :-)

  • are you kidding me??? that movie wasnt scary at alll

  • Dude, make one about The Forth Encounter. That piece of shit will be out soon. And put a shirt on(or start working out). Justin Timberlake called and needs his girls facial hair back. LALALALAAa

  • douche.

    lol put on a shirt.

  • Pissed because no matter how much you bitch like a little girl, this film will still do well? Dude, think of something better or shut the fuck up whining.

    On the other hand, your bitchassness is kinda hilarious - keep it up!  LMFAO!

  • You Coulda Saw It For Free online~ The Movie Was Dumb As Hell~Waste Of Money Really~

  • you are gettin it wrong. the object was not to be horrified but to get the audience to think what if somethin was goin on at night while u were asleep && there was nutin you could do about it. like really. it was visual stimulation. lol but really though the scariest part was the exorcism on the internet. lmfao but yeah it doesnt have to be gory and bloody to be scary to be horror.

  • dude ill be so pissed if this is true when i go to see it....gotta see for myself

  • depends if you have a strong imagination really...apart from that, yeah, it is basically what this dude just described.

  • THIS WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!!! Got to be the best review on Youtube I have ever seen! LOL

  • haha xD i thought the movie was scary but not really creative and yeah.. your right.. there is not enough scary action in it... they are talking a lot at day time.. but .. i wouldn´t say that the movie sucked.

    i think it´s worth seeing it, but not paying for it XD

  • Rfl cup ???...

  • This has got to be the best review for this movie that I have ever seen on youtube! Everyone is like so scared over some stupid Baloney that you have seen before they say its original wow are u serious people! its all been done before just recycled ideas! Shadowy figures, Plants moving, doors shutting, lights turning on and off wow where have I seen this before! It looks like Hollywood pulled another BLAIR WITCH if ya know what I mean! Worst horror EVER IN HISTORY!

  • in your opinion. you're only promoting the movie.

    this is not a movie for horror film lovers, this is for real people.

  • for "REAL PEOPLE" ahahahah I guess I didnt see that sign when I walked into the movie theater I thought the movie "Paranormal Activity" was for everyone? But I guess in your case it was only made for pansies who get easily scared by stuff u would see in a haunted house on halloween!

  • i TOTALLY AGREE

  • The movie was good. U either like it or hate it. It was original and makes u wonder. But yea i do agree that it wasnt scary. Didnt scare me but still was good. Other then that,.......Yo i thought this vid was funny as fuck!! LMAO!! especially after seeing the movie

  • THS review was much better than the movie!!! Dude you hit it out of ther park with your review! (although I did like Blair Witch) but that's a story for another day... and your version of this movie was much better!!! NICE JOB!!!

  • thought it was pretty good but i know it was all bullshit

  • finally a bad video review, almost everybody got brainwashed into thinking this movie is good. complete shit, it put me to sleep.

  • lie

  • lie? i said almost everyone. if u didnt know a lot of people liked this movie. idk y, but prob cause they got brainwashed.

  • dead on buddy you are dead on about this crappy shit of a movie

  • finally, somebody who agrees, waste of fuckin money

  • i liked it...

  • dude its wasn't scary at all but it was good it had it moments but i wouldn't say its crap but you are right about one thing it was overly hyped all and all great movie but not scary just things moving and noise the only true creepy(but also kind of funny) part of the film is the ending

  • lmfao you are right. i saw this a few nites ago and its basically just a bunch of noises n shit. if it wasn't shot in a mockumentary type of way, people would NOT be raving about it.

    i lol'd when the demon ran out of the room and shut the door behind him.

  • like as if he was scared, huh. ya that shit had me loling too. the movie was more of a comedy.

  • you looked scared

  • thank u some one who viewed that bullshit for wat it was... crap... not even close 2 being starteling... i snuck in and when it was over i asked for a refund *district 9* ^.^ movie of the year

  • to be fuckin honest with this guy, his shit at the end is pretty fuckin hilarious hahaha.. although i dont agree with any of his review. scariest movie of all time. i got brain fucked by $11,000 of production money. worth my $10 to see it. i would pay extra for it. *DIRTY~MOUF

  • LOL u r silly!!! u made a great movie!!! 2 thumbs up!! ;o}

  • dude ur such a lame ur one of those cornballs who take the fun out of everything u didn't like the movie, fine but dont give ur 2nd rate ass opinoin and confuse ppl and make them second guess and potentionally miss out on something good. it isnt sum freedy kruger jason type shit pysco killer type shit, its a horrormentary. the unexplainable is scary what the hell do you want? a ghost to pose for the camera and do shit every minute of everyday the simple fact it waz unpredicatable waz scary. ASS!

  • Ur hot man

  • haha you make me laugh mate..

    I'm downloading the flick from uTorrent right now so I'll find out very soon..

    cheerz

  • so very sad....

  • i heard that moive was fucking scary im goin to see it 2morrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • lmaooooo...ur a dweeep...nd da movie was scary..ur just a cornball

  • i agree..what the hell is wrong with everybody saying that this is the scariest movie ever made?? the only time i was scared was at the very end of the movie and thats just because it made me jump when his body was thrown at the camera...HUGE dissapointment.

  • Everyone who thinks this movie is gay or w.e is just trying to act like it didn't scare you..

  • People who find this movie suckish probably think of Freddy vs Jason as a horror phenomenon. The crowd in my theatre literally reacted the same way as the one in the TV spot. To the majority, the movie was scary as hell. If you weren't scared, then you just have bad taste in horror movies.

  • Agreed!!

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  • Your fucking stupid

  • WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS?!

  • I saw blair witch project when i was like five too lol and its gayy. i love scary movies and i havent seen a good one in foreverrr. i'm seeing paranormal activity on tuesdayy and i wanna see it soo bad! (:

  • thank god for this great review. shitty ass movie

  • the movie sucked ass. it was nowhere near scary. too much hipe was put into this movie. waste of money

  • haha he is ranting on about how this movie is so low budget and how it is bullshit that they are gonna make millions off of it. haha. they obviously got you to go spend your money to see it. haha

  • people that dont think these type of movies are scary just cant understand the reality of it. people that think this movie isnt scary think that the bandwagon movies such as prom night. those movies are terrible

  • FINALLY A REAL REVIEW OF THIS BULLSHIT MOVIE! "Fairly Normal Activity"

  • ha i like ur version better than the movie

    when i saw it yesterday everyone was pissed when it finished one guy even yelled out

    "FUCK THIS DAM MOVIE"

  • actually this clip was better then the movie...

  • the movie was good. This little fag was probably like expecting some crazy horror film. No this movie is about stuff that could "actually" happen. the shit u see in other movies like the grudge or the ring are all fake hauntings. this is what could happen in a real haunting. You think it's not scary because it seems pretty stupid. Live through what happened and i'd bet youd shit your pants so fast.

  • real haunting? LOL get ur mind outta the hole its in.. Real hauntinG LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL idiot

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  • like i keep saying it only gets really fucked up if you have experienced something like this shit..if you haven't you just think this is silly shit but will scare the shit out of you if you ever experienced weirdness or heard some weird noise in your own home..dont tell people not to watch this...let them experience it on their own.....IF U EVER GOT CREEPD OUT AT HOME  OR AT NIGHT , GO SEE IT!!!!!!!!!!

  • yea ur kinda retarded Locachilanga

  • wat the hell man its scary because its real and it actually happened horror movies dont have to have blood and guts to be a good movie and paranormal activity proves that

  • HAHA if you think that it's real and it actually happened... then you must be in middle school and or retarded.

  • riff shut the hell up ppl like u make so sick ur so bent on reality and science and wat can or can't happen maybe this wazn't real but this shit happens a lot more than ppl would like to believe trust me believe me or not but i have had first hand experience with the paranormal most of it waz my fault tryin to contact spirits i opened that door) but still let ppl decide for themselves and keep ur close minded comments 2 urself. yea no offense i voted for prop 8 but god ur gonna listen to a HOMO

  • ur even more retarded katchyguy if u think this type of stuff is real

  • riff do not listen to that awful comment by arnoakh, you are really hot and wish you were my boyfriend :)

  • Who is this skinny fag,,, You were probably giving head to ur boyfriend during the movie... It was a great movie.. Everyone watch it...

  • Actually I was giving head to your dad. Good guess though.

  • And I was fucking said dad in the ass simultaneously.

  • sounds like someones jealous that they didnt come up with this idea.

  • blah blah, someone just has to throw the jealousy card out there; first of all, this was a copy of blairwitch project so it itself was not original, second, just because people think the movie sucked, why is it automatically jealousy?

  • OK we get it! u ppl didnt like the MOVIE... y do u have to make videos and comments? Im pretty sure the other ppl in the world who r just as close minded and funless as u r, r already not liking the ( FICTION BLAIR WITCH COPY BULLSHIT) of a movie u claimed this to be. y cant u just shut the fuck up and sulk in ur pathetic unadventours of a mind that is traped in that thick gay ass head of urz. god ppl like u make me sick, u alwyas gotta point out y this couldnt happen cuz SCIENCE sayz so! shutup

  • u got brainwashed into liking this movie. either that or most people r saying its good for the simple fact of not wanting to think that they wasted their money.

  • and I liked it. It was a decent little movie and it was not bad.

  • You're hott!!

  • Paranormal Activity was not only good but it was scary and one of the best horror movies in years. And it was far better than Blair Witch Project which was not bad. If you thought Saw was good then this movie is probably not for you. But I'm confident that fans of suspense and classic ghost movies, like The Haunting (1960's version), will love it. The filmmakers understood that the scariest things are sometimes what you don't see.

  • Paranormal Activity was a good movie

  • naw the movie was dope. but ur remake was 2 funny lmao

  • Perfect review! I was more scared by your version of the movie. Five stars.

  • agree with you bro...

  • Hey, if you want to see a creepy movie, go see something called, "There are monsters". It really is quite scary. I wouldn't want to see something like that again. Not really a full movie, about 10 min. worth. More like a video clip.

  • You look like a stoner. You've been hittin' the bong, I think.

  • He's TOTALLY right!!! Saw it last night and it is ball sack!!! Seriously, he did a great job reinacting the movie!!! LMAO, thats totally it in a nutshell!!!

    DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME OR YOUR MONEY!

  • he's kinda right. if you dont scare easy dont spend money on it. there were only two scenes i could say scared the hell out of me (one being the end). it may not b scary but its creepy as fuck and thats enough to end some people. the movie really messes with your head and thats why people are so scared of it

  • lmfao....haven't seen it yet but some friends unfortunately gave the same review DAMN and I was really looking forward to a good scare......

  • put a shirt on sissypants

  • no, hes fine.

  • Thank you so much! i'm hard to please when it comes to scary movies, if its a bunch of nothing then ugh, i'll wait for a cam version online.

  • This guy is a dumbass don't listen to him, this is a great movie and it's worth shelling out 15 bucks to go see. Sorry it's not the rocky horror show cuz it seems like this FAG would like seeing dude dressed up as chicks!

    Suck a nut homo!

  • I can pretty much tell you were scared shitless by this movie just by looking at your face. Nice review tough guy.

  • what a fag!!! you were scared... find anotherway to impress ur date next time!!!!!

  • You know me too well! I like the cock... but I wasn't on a date nor was I scared... find another way to be more of a cunt.

  • You're a closet virgin if I ever saw one! It's sad you have to call every thing 'shit' that you don't like, because you have a 50 word Elementary School vocabulary!!! Good luck with the virgin thing, you little pussy!!

  • Checkerface quit being an asshole, you sit here and talk shit about people through youtube comments yet you'd NEVER say anything like that to someone's face

  • wow man ur fucking stupid go see ur highschool jock horror films this movie is sick brings alot of things to ur mind its trippy cool and totally worth it dont believe this dumbass hes just a little cry baby  PEACE!!!!!

  • lmao. good thing you're hott.

  • lmfao!!! iwould say the same thing WASTE OF MONEY!!!!!!!! x]

  • LMAO! best review ever!

  • Well, everyone has their own opinion of the movie. I will still see it because, who knows, i might like it. You can voice your opinion but don't act like you can speak for everyone else. I'm sorry, you're cute and all but just thought I should say that.

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  • it's called suspension of disbelief...some people aren't capable of it (ahem ahem)

  • this is hallarious...dude i totally agree with you...this movie blew and blair witch project was totaly pathetic....1/5 stars(Just cuz im being generous)

  • I think it's still worth seeing because it is different than all those slasher horror movies or Japanese knockoff movies. But he does have a point about the hype. The reactions of the audience in the trailer were awesome so now I'm curious. But when they quote "it's the scariest movie", look who's saying it. It wasn't a reputable film critic who said those things. Just hype.

  • Tell Us What Else Happened In The Movie Other Than The Previews You Saw Since Im A Prick.

  • hahaha.

    your funny < 3

  • * lol... at least ur cute

  • Your review is stupid and its horrible. it was a good movie.