Your Daily Green with Jeff Sloniker

[sniper77shot]

How does this only have 2000 views?

[reinoheya]

LMAO XD

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§ YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF FOOKING STUDENTS § IMTRESSIONIST THOUGHT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN WEIRD IF SCHWARZENEGGER AND DENIRO WORKED AT SAME PIZZA PLACE § TV STA

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FARM AT MALL § MACTRESS MINDSAY MOHAN MUSHED TO MEMERGENCY MOOM WITH MEGYDRATION § PAULA ABDUL TO LEAVE "MIDOL" § HAMBURGER HELPER HAND CAUGHT JERKING OFF PROSTITUTE § JEFF DUNHAM RULZ § CHICKEN FRIED RICE, SPRING ROLLS, WONTONS AND A MEDIUM DIET SODA § SORRY, I ACCIDENTALLY PUT MY THAI FOOD ORDER IN THE TICKER § MY BAD § 83-YEAR OLD MAN BREAKS WORLD RECORD, HIP § ELECTRIC SLIDE KILLS 37 ON CRUISESHIP § UNITED AIRLINES' FACEBOOK PAGE HIJACKED § BUSH SAYS NEW MACHINEHEAD IS "BETTER THAN THE REST"

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TO BE FOLLOWED THIS WINTER BY WOLF AIDS AND OCTOPUS CHOLERA § GRAND OPENING CUT SHORT BY RIBBON CEREMONY § DVD SALES OF "UP" DOWN § AL FRANKEN CALLS BEN STEIN "MONSTER" IN FRANKEN/STEIN DEBATES § N. CAGE REPLACED IN UPCOMING SONY PICTURE BY A. DOOR § CLEARCHANNEL MERGES INTO ONE RADIO STATION, TWO SONGS, RYAN SEACREST IN § NFL 24, NBA 17 § NBC TO FOLLOW "OFFICE", "PARKS & REC", "COMMUNITY" IN 2010 WITH "STORE" AND "PLACE" § BERT ANNOUNCES ERNIE HAS FELT CANCER § RAPPER JAY-Z SAMPLES PEPPERIDGE

[stuntlova]

I just peed a little. 

[pyrolimeade]

I love the contrasting emotions conveyed with the pleasant gardening and fast scrolling apocalyptic text. I rly laughed at this.

[FrenkHooley]

the news ticker in this is genius

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0:48

[typingcomments]

Heather rules this one

[noflexdont]

need to read the ticker @29seconds hamburger helper hand caught jerking off prostitute

[DookofHDP]

I loled. And Heather is hott!!!! :D

[cocotheflyingnut]

0:48 lol

[swwigy]

Totally unexpected. lol