Ask A Ninja 2: "Ninja Santa"

[runsaber1]

someone should ask the ninja: why 0bama sucks islamic cock

and has gay sex with arab boys every night

[DarkArmos]

@runsaber1 ...that ment to be funny? obama is has acomplished a great goal in life, and worked hard to get where he is now, not to mention he is doing his best to protect america against terrorists... and hes got a wife? so wats with this ''islamic cock'' buisness? your just singling out a religeon and a president and you think its funny?.. im sorry bro, but i dont see wats so funny about that

[CJB08291990]

Whats a ninja?

[ahdrian]

"He works with a bunch of tiny ninjas" hahahahahaha

[darkwolfzain]

Hah I can see his face through his mask!

[liljluvsjesus]

@darkwolfzain lol he needs to hide more but love it hes so funny

[xUhx0hx]

Once again..silly silly ninja. I'm an elf/vampire/leprechaun hybrid. My name is...well...what I am called is Ace. That is one of my many names.

[Tootintown]

"Who else could travel the world in one night, and sneek into THAT many houses!"

XD! Lol! That is hillarious!

[lilstinkjr]

/watch?v=V2x5Th8bxDg&feature=P­layList&p=FDCF80EDC655AC1F&ind­ex=0&playnext=1

this is the 1st question with the playhlist of them all

[gentlewind95]

where ask a ninja 1?

[zoeymegmeg]

aww you can see his mouth and nose. :P

[gryphonprince]

the first answer should be: No christmas. celebrates ninjas...

[masterdimsen]

Now it all makes sence *nods*

[agent941]

so it was santa hwo killed my brother

[zabaabba]

funny ^^

[Sithran]

That must mean that my dad, Uncle and grandpa is secretly a ninja

[youmakemesickman]

I always thought elvs were deformed children tht Santa dosen't eat (he eats kids) but I guess I was wrong lol.

[Feiistyx3]

LMFAOOO. this vid is hilarious. also, i can just imagine some random mid-aged man who decided to buy a ninja mask and pretend to be one.

[Lin3freak]

Hahaha! Nice!!

[thered4]

funny shit

[EmoNinja4632]

...Santa is a ninja? My mom told me Santa wasn't real!!! SOMEONE IS LYING HERE!!!!!!!!

[IMjessi]

it's your mom. she's lying so you won't run off and join ninja santa in his crazy antics.

[jesusFreakingcrist]

@EmoNinja4632 your mom is a liar xD

[Panicbeimdiedisko]

This may sound weird but at the intro he looks like Ben Stiller but then looks like the guy from "Cash Cab"... does anyone else think that?

[spaceeskimo11t]

he has a black mask on.....he could look like ben stiller or that guy from cash cab....but we wouldn't know, he got a friggin mask on.

[InvaderZimKid]

I AM NINJA!

[born2pwn]

i'm ninja to ^^

[Ubertastic]

I almost got cut in half by him, luckily he had some ninja magic left and made me forget I ever saw him

[NativeAmericanMan]

Although I cannot see your face, your eye expressions are excellent along with a kick ass accent.

[Galenin]

I hope I never meet Santa Clause, THE top ninja of our times, because I don't want my blood to be on his coat ...

[Filipeferreira]

gotta love that music!! xD

[Poppingbubble78]

santa clause is a ninja???

[lololllololololol]

O.O

[theWoWrehab]

hes usally funny....this one is really just straight forward

[SLVD95]

santa killed my bestest friend mikey b/c he snuck downstairs and screamed "WRONG"!!!

[Deedz00R]

No, there minjas;)

[stevie1girl]

I never believed in Santa until now...

[Blackheart4eva]

so the small ninjas are mininjas?

[baseballsrule]

makes so much sence

[5andDINER]

this is classic

[DrummerNigel7]

can ninjas have sex????they should make that an episode

[haseo9231]

well yea...but what if somebody kills santa before he kills the?

[runsaber1]

...does he work with a bunch of elves who make toys?

Simone don't be ridiculous!! there's no such thing as elves!!! *elves run around like lil chucky's while his back his turned*

...he works with a bunch of tiny ninja's. hahaha

[mrshinky]

Fat ninjas are hot... TO THE MAX

[MrGatsuga]

Seriously it's gorey stuff, I followed Santa once.

[gemstar82]

FUCKING CLASS.

[Robakado]

Oh, le Rock!!!

"4.000 Years ago Santa made it to combine hisself with the goodness of the universe ..."

[jetblackcat11111]

wat the fuk is the deal the raindeer then?

[vajky]

Santa clause is one of the greatest ninjas at all time .. haha :)

[NinjaElek]

lmao

[BOOOGHAR]

it all makes since now

[fusionmax28]

so Santa IS a ninja lol

[xxxnareikxxx]

umm well that just plainly sucked

[reads41]

fuck you ask a ninja kicks ass

[pyramidheadrocks]

im the freaking number 11

[patrickolmedo90]

#11 i luv ninja's but dis is the dumbest ninja!! i thought ninjas r so intellegentdats why they can kill so fast right?

[NickyTheWolfy]

i sleep in the livingroom so he cant kill me cuz i cant sneak there

[BelatedCommiseration]

Yeah..I suppose Santa must be the biggest employer of 'minjas' but ninja doesent discuss this on his segment of the same...so perhaps its a case of being born into the 'christmas minja' life of something. Once again ninja explains all...how could I eve have doubted him!

[SpiritG0d]

lol tiny ninjas

[Myfti]

XDDD

[sonygamer]

show this to kids who won't stop buggin u about christmas...it works almost too well

[killerrobotkangaroo]

it's a good thing i already live downstairs . . . he can't kill me cause i can't sneak downstairs!! LOOPHOLES ROCK!!

[Goessling678]

Lmao so true  XD

[wolfbaby]

i think this is sooooo funny!!

[canuckz]

code of the ninja

[yesImcrazy]

these are hilarious make some more pls they keep me going

[rigdoc]

cool dude nice i've ever seen so far.

[LKDisney]

Best one I've seen yet.

[DJuggz06]

elves = minjas its all starting to make sense!

[insults4free]

i saw the so called "santa ninja" he didnt do anything to me only because he knew that my crew wud have my back. hopefully he will come back and try to kill me.

PIRATES FOREVER!!!!!!!

[gravy47]

santa works with minjas

[kingdomheartslover13]

santa wear red from blood of children XD

[drjohnes]

:D

[Stealth109]

Santa is a fucking pimp. Too bad I killed my faith in Santa at the age of 6. Looks like my mom killed him, cuz she was wearing red too. lolz

[PreciousJoe]

Your films are the best thing on youtube

[MrToMaTo]

he works with a bunch of tiny ninjas?

[solanstrom]

Minjas to be exact; midget ninjas, the most deadliest

[nelrynt]

no not santa NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[calibre369]

ahhahaahahhaha!!

[yamikatana]

THEN HIS BEARD IS ACTUALLY A MASK??? I knew it!!!

[Keywings]

I must either be really lucky, or 'Santa' was late, cause it isn't just once that I've sneaked down in the middle of night. And so far, I've managed to escape the ghost-state of life.

[ocaladragon]

WHO ELSE COULD SNEAK INTO THAT MANY HOUSES IN ONE NIGHT?!?! A SECRET LAIR! ...MUCH LIKE A NINJA!

[sadgaaranaruto5555]

omg santa has his own minjas! lol i was almost one of the kids that was killed by santa lol i was afraid he might do sum tin like that to lol

[kittythfmelina]

hahahahaha loved this one

[ShadowInDust]

DUDE!

Hahahahaa...

BLOOD OF CHILDREN....

ninjas rock!

^_^

[SacredFeth]

dude, im gonna show this to my little brother and sister when they start asking about Santa!!!

[freeyourmind775]

This guy rocks!

[Zire02]

Lol the blood of children

[darktradgedy13]

I knew it! Santa is a NINJA!

[NosLived]

"Kids, DON'T DO IT! HE HAS TO KILL YOU, IT'S PART OF THE CODE!"

Hilarious. Genius. I can go on with one worders.

[UnworthyVagina]

I knew Santa was evil. =O xD

[hero1AAAAAA]

hey, you can see his face through the mask!

[cbapunkidude]

yes i can (H)

[Mirachu]

i made the 15th comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Yggdrasill4]

This guy can make anything funny

[DarkJediSpirit]

Yay, 13! ...Santa killed my brother, but it is the code of the ninja!

[ChickenMaster05]

ur 11 dumbass! im 12!!!

[DarkestRoseVII]

I'm lucky numba 10!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

=P

[MadIrishMan]

This guy is a genius

[cbapunkidude]

i made the 9th comment HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

xD

im a ninja too

and a pirate

[Inatamate]

15th comment. Dude you cant be a ninja AND a pirite!

[NyNeko]

XD

[ALPHONSE92]

....... evil chain breaker ppl so wat that 7th for me

[Tigaj]

he has to do it, it's the code of the ninja!

[CanadianFH]

damnit you broke the CHAIN!!!

[rahma4]

So that leaves me with 4th place d-_-b HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[JessiKatharina]

And I'am the third commend HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[coscamaro]

i made the second comment HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[fullmetal213]

i made the first comment HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!