Summing Everything Up | David Mitchell's SoapBox

[eedobaba7726]

"I'm not really an angry man, whatever people say, the stupid bastards..."

xD

[Jcolinsol]

I use apostrophe's yo'! I use'em'!

[Izaak247]

Amazing intro

[m1occonor]

lol...

[MegaMrMarksman]

the subway thing looks like a dick :L

[shoromodohoko]

Maddening shit going down at 4

[chrisjg210]

does he remind anyone else of rimmer from red dwarf

[MsMileend]

@chrisjg210 Yes!

[BRUTALSHANZ1988]

the human spirit is astonishingly resilient and it's probably quite a good thing im stopping for a while,im not really an angry man whatever people says

stupid bastards

such an epic quote spoken from an epic man named David Mitchell.

[anarchisttomato]

Shouldn't that be Summing Up Everything?

[MysticalFlyingMonkey]

@anarchisttomato Nope, it can go either way.

[Hendrixes]

liked your accent mate, gonna show it to my english students

[JVbin]

I love the needless bit of detail at 0:30 where birds fly by.

[bigmangiff]

keep pressing 4 really quick lol

[JVbin]

@bigmangiff ...IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!

[weirdlightsaber44]

Muh muh muh... JEEVES! David Mitchell is the bastard son of Stephen Fry!

[Danza3443]

Thumbs up for seeing the tits formed from birds in the BG

:D

[fowad27]

Fantastic

[Plaguechild258]

An advert within an advert. Bullshit...ception.

[SpiralOfWhite]

Miller light can die in a house fire leaving it and its beer kin to burn to fucking hell. I hope those who are paid to make ads burn in hell. I guess being agnostic I don't believe in hell... sooo I wish for the worst for you..

[ContentiousMoi]

What's the difference between "terms" and "conditions" ?

[MarkXbl]

0:38 You just noticed the birds fly past in the tits formation.

[TheIncomingRage]

I just watched two fucking adverts about fucking shampoo fuck

[AwesomeTrevorDooood]

...I have a marker pen.....and a penis....

[NoWitnessesNoRegrets]

@AwesomeTrevorDooood He'll have to initial it, he has a long name.

[MrDelusionalPenguin]

I also happen to eat cabbage

[nicsevern]

I think some patriotic music would have done this vid justice.

[feebeejeebees]

Any chance you could scrawl yer moniker on me butt cheeks, Dave ?

[feebeejeebees]

Any chance you could scrawl yer moniker on me butt cheeks, Dave ?

[coryjoneslikesmen]

anyone notice the birds flying in tit formation at about 0:38 ?

[Jaumur]

@coryjoneslikesmen blue tits!

[editorempress]

@coryjoneslikesmen ha! thanks for pointing that out.

[bornawildchild]

why dont you trawl me for my misused apostrophe's?

[toiletxxxroll]

i've believe david mitchell has actually signed more boobs than russell brand.

[benjamane]

his shirt looks comfortable

[ec123456789able]

can't wait until the next series, if there is one :)

[NoahLDiamond]

Do mits count?

[IntrepidMoocher]

Er, I've got some moobs and a biro!?! 

[jenke85]

Come back David Mitchell!!!!

[ec123456789able]

DAVID MITCHELL IS GOD!

[herrogelo2]

I really thought this video was going to be him summing up everything in life. If anyone could do it in 3 minutes, it's him.

[HomebrandMusic01]

@herrogelo2 Or Charlie Brooker

[CyanideShock]

i feel sorry for the girl watching this and thinking wow my tits are small :o

[255ad]

@dennisnedry well as long as you've got a good reson not like him

[cook2394]

@dennisnedry and fuck you too sir!

[laughoutloudability]

ive learnt so much, so much

wait you have more than one shirt!

[laughoutloudability]

ive learnt so much, so much

[ec123456789able]

this is genius, so eloquent.

[EddiATL]

It sounds really strange without the laughter of a live audience :/

[rberry978]

to skip ads - whip out your cock and hit f5 with it.

only works with your cock.

for ladies - a tit will do but it has to be nipple.

[papercutpictures]

@rberry978 my cock's too big, I just keep mashing three keys with my bell end.

[DonkeyDelight]

I love the way they tried to make Bulldog moisturiser look all manly.

[alexhamster1134]

@DonkeyDelight isnt it though? isnt it??

[THEKINGOFEUR0PE]

David Mitchell isn't that good - get over it.

[ryananderson280195]

skip ads 0.01

[BlatentlyBooshified]

Misused apostraphe's?

[montyuk106]

David Mitchell reads an auto-cue for advertising money. Terrific..

[soundslave]

@montyuk106 He writes it too.

[VSL123]

KILBURN HIGH ROAD! COME MITCHELL!!!!!!! WE LOVE YOU!

[mermaniful]

Did anyone see from 0:38 to 0:41 that the birds flying in the background are in the formation of tits.

[ErdTirdMans]

@mermaniful Callback to an earlier soapbox. The birds in the earlier one (can't remember which) fly by first as a cock then as tits.

[livstar93]

david i has a marker pen and some tits ^^

[Designandrew]

OMG DAVID MITCHELL HAS A YOUTUBE. THE INTERNET IS COMPLETE.

[vonFelsenheim]

@Designandrew David Mitchell has a Youtube channel. Google has a Youtube.

[papercutpictures]

@vonFelsenheim or you could say, Google has a David Mitchell.

[ELuhn]

"I'm not really an angry man, whatever people say stupid bastards."

It's not what he says but how he says it that is gold.

[samsung54369]

I dont have tits but i have several marker pens so would the increase of one variable balance the two and overide the lack of girl bits, probs not im guessing

[annikee59]

Come back, David! All is forgiven!

[FakePlasticShrimp]

Davids good on QI... It almost makes me wonder if hes prewritten these vidoes, or is just doing them in one take and making his team edit them + upload...like a boss.

[CaelionBrundwick]

@FakePlasticShrimp Well, the credits do say that it was written by him and John Finnemore so, yeah. Prewritten.

[FinnMacCuhl]

So, farewell then, David Mitchell

You made my bus journey home

Seem shorter

And more funny

[TazSilvercat]

need to make more now.. seriously.. 3 months is too long to be away..

[LucyInNightmares1]

Hhahahhahaha OMG NOOOOOOO!!! I'll miss you David =[ Make sure you make a 3rd season.

[stoxocube18]

haha he IS mark corrigan

[fecto3210]

@stoxocube18 Yeah... he should give up trying to be David Mitchell all together

[vTheFreemanv]

I could of sworn the birds that flew past at 40 seconds in were in the shape of boobs....anyone else notice that? or am i just dirty minded.

[Creamtea110]

@vTheFreemanv See the video on sexual inuendo's

[farnium]

David you whore...

[kofydnb]

Genius.....simply brilliant

[GOTHICxxPRINCESSxx]

I have tits. And a marker pen. Do you see what I'm getting at?

[jimmyshitbags]

@GOTHICxxPRINCESSxx pictures or its not true.

[GOTHICxxPRINCESSxx]

@jimmyshitbags i'll send you the pictures, it's a Sharpie y'know. ;)

[thechaos44]

@GOTHICxxPRINCESSxx Do want.

[GOTHICxxPRINCESSxx]

@thechaos44 Shall have.

[thechaos44]

@GOTHICxxPRINCESSxx Marvelous.

[southsydney]

@GOTHICxxPRINCESSxx animal cruelty?

[alexhamster1134]

@GOTHICxxPRINCESSxx pics, or it didnt happen.

[MyNameIsForve]

@GOTHICxxPRINCESSxx yeah, u need to loose some weight

[GOTHICxxPRINCESSxx]

@MyNameIsForve 'scuseme?

[existenceisrelative]

@GOTHICxxPRINCESSxx Totally, you're saying that breasts are an excellent place to store desk supplies. Right?

[GOTHICxxPRINCESSxx]

@existenceisrelative Not staple removers, mind.

[tommason1984]

@GOTHICxxPRINCESSxx Can you back this up with photographic evidence?

[thechaos44]

@tommason1984 I second that

[GOTHICxxPRINCESSxx]

@tommason1984 Oh, you.

[tommason1984]

@GOTHICxxPRINCESSxx Aye E Eye?

[nuckingfutsguy]

@GOTHICxxPRINCESSxx K tell me where you are and I'll be right over :P

[GOTHICxxPRINCESSxx]

@nuckingfutsguy sure thang bby

[OldKnute]

NooOoooOo! I was just now looking to find an online link to try Bull Dog products! WAIT,,, David,,, How are we in America supposed to gather and unvarnished view of you BRITS? You can’t do this! NooOOooooO! Well,, I suppose we still have the comments. Good on you David. I have already passed on your YT Channel to thousands and they,,, LOVE YOU! No joke, you are a scream here in America. All the best, Knute TR Knudtson

[Cheesoidski]

Nooooooooo, it can't end. I think his videos are some of the best.

[OldKnute]

@Cheesoidski I agree. Look, we can always gather the BBC or some other source to understand England,, all glossy and polished,, but what of the TRUE England? ,, Umm? Less turned-out,, and all? I would like David to have a go at more serious topics too. YES,,, His wit could do wonders for cooling things. Oh the disappointment!!!! *Sigh* Knute

[celestialsalamander]

If i buy a bulldog product would that increase the chances of there being abother seiries?

[LeftyHandedGuns]

Noooooo, not the end!

[LiberaLib]

i want to sign david mitchell's tits.

[EatMyTrousers]

Will there be anymore? Ever?

[123backinyerface]

"A Giraffe isn't a Camel or a Leopard, but a Giraffe", I don't know exactly why I think that's funny, but it is...XD

[XxSharkBatexX]

@123backinyerface Watch his rant about the 'Camelopard'. You'll understand then. Cheers!

[123backinyerface]

@XxSharkBatexX Thanks for that, animal marketing lol.

Cat, the new selfish dog that doesn't care if you die, or the Gerbil, the Kiwi Fruit that wakes up... XD excellent stuff

[XxSharkBatexX]

@123backinyerface You're welcome. I rather liked that one, too. :)

[xDAVEYxDENIEDx]

nice shirt

[anaemicandsweet]

Now....have anyone actually BOUGHT these bulldog products?

[Presidentofmyhandbag]

Boobs and Marker pen at the ready :)

[Presidentofmyhandbag]

Don't go. Come back... see I even got my apostrophe in the right place and I spelt apostrophe right too xxx

[kimberlyvb1]

thanks for the awesome cranky!

[gradgurl2007]

This is truly a sad day.

[grungeface87]

Must be about time for another series now.. right?

[YxXxFuZionxXxY]

SKEGNESS Wooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[Thagros]

Consistently entertaining. I DEMAND another series! Please.

[Ikehammer]

Aw, no more?

[J2Fail]

Could you please do a live show from on top of the Houses of Parliament, or the London Eye or maybe even a kebab shop in Sheffield? :) xD

[precccciousssss]

Does this mean we will soon be having the pleasure of another series of Peep Show David?

[Briteeesh]

@precccciousssss End of November, right..?

[precccciousssss]

@Briteeesh

I hope so...i really miss Peep Show.

[unholyjebus]

@precccciousssss Peep Shows back 26th November I think

[vlopresto]

Good bye from New York City! We'll miss you! Come back soon, David. I've become accustomed to your grumpy but cute rants!

[chaospizfrith]

'whatever people say; stupid bastards'

[minihats]

i had an overwhelming urge to find out what a spleen does after watching this

[goatboy42]

@minihats references. I like it

[goulygliu]

why is it learned not learnt?

[LeaveItToPsmith]

I'm still keeping my felt tip pen ready...

[slaveoftheheart]

tits and david mitchell ftw

[ThatInternationalGuy]

we'll miss you, come back soon!

greetings from california

[CGCupcakes66]

:'( nnnnooooooooo 

[Volvican]

My fav was either the train rant or the tits.

[jeremyshambles]

i shall now hibernate like a human bi-polar bear until david resumes these videos or at least until the next season of peepshow starts. thnks kindly-cheers from a burrow deep in the san diego sand.

[closedflowers]

@jeremyshambles I love you :D

[jeremyshambles]

@closedflowers well I love you too

[usernameunauthorised]

I want to hug you so bad /creepiness

[livstar93]

skegness doesnt smell like cabbage. the butlins is about 2 miles from the seaside town itself. skeg is awesome really. cheesy, a little tacky. but a good budget day out =)

[BradleySherwoodFan]

TIT BIRDS!

[DNABeast]

Thank you! I really enjoyed these.

[Lordgeon]

David does not like them Sam I Am, He does not like Green Eggs and Ham!

[Lordgeon]

David does not like them Sam I Am, He does not like Green Eggs and Ham!

[ilikebeingsmart]

I'll miss you David!

[BVargas78]

We'll miss you David!

[nufc009]

Could/Couldn't Care Less episode = Best. Video. Ever!

[Oct23rd4004BC]

'I haven't learned anything, I knew it all before I said it.' lol

[bentaylor44]

0.40 BOOB BIRDS Fantastic

[slowscope]

@bentaylor44, you have to love had to bring em back one last time

[dave597]

i demand an encore

[TheGreatSteve]

If that chopper we're real we would have seen the rotor disc throughout the video.

[KeithM21]

@TheGreatSteve Thanks for pointing that out! I'd never have thought it wasn't real.

[Kavir1618]

I now have no purpose in live whatsoever.

[moooocat]

=[ noooooo

[HouseMouset22]

i now have nothing to look foreword to. i guess i could leave the house...

[marsflamesniper]

What a hottie <3

[ben9345]

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..........­............

[pkwithobby]

Only just realized these are every Thursday

[Oct23rd4004BC]

@pkwithobby me too.

[SuperMegabar]

@pkwithobby Ive only just realised he's always worn the same shirt!

[coxy44coxy44]

Nice Apache DM

[Takaouto]

@coxy44coxy44 Whenever I see people calling him DM my brain automatically supplies me with 'DANGERMOUSE?!?!' XDD I wish I was his Penfold. :(