Dub Hard 2 - Edited For TV

[solyentbrak1]

LOL at 2.49, DANG NABBIT!

[chupchupchupnanny]

I'm just your kind of rascal.

..... ohhhhh shooooottttt!!!!!!!!

[mandy26lez]

why even bother tbs?

[FilmFTW1]

Good God, it's making the edits in "Pulp Fiction" look legit... never thought I would state that.

[mickiew4]

aw gee, aw shoot!

[DickSimmons2]

OHHHHH SHOOOOOOOOOT!

[WolfySnackrib666]

Is it just me or does he sound really really drunk at 3:31?

[starwarsROXmy]

bull freaking forenzis

[travelsonic]

The latest incarnation of edited Die Hard 2 is actually half decent - no shitty voice that sounds nothing like Bruce, and an attempt to make it as seamless as possible that actually shows in many places.

[NateBuckelew]

It doesn't even sound like Bruce Willis.

[2010Barbon]

I hate utube these days it has so many fat freaks and mister falcons on it.

[BrooklynEagle]

1:46--fuckin' CLASSIC! I mean he (some fruit-filled cowboy actor dubbing for Willis?) sounds horrible, but it's still mad funny! Lol...

Well, it's coming on AMC tonight (1/17/2012). I can't wait to see if they use this classic 90's dub. ION still does, not surprisingly! They aired it just a few weeks ago.

[bobnoker]

yipppy kay yay Mr falcon AHHHHHHHHAA

[aoinatafanboy84]

O.O; HOLY SHIT! WHO THE HELL WERE THEY FOOLING IN SAYING THAT WAS BRUCE?!

[aoinatafanboy84]

Sipowicz isn't that bad, that change in dialogue is to be expected. they just curbed him a bit but kept most of his 'not-so friendly' nature.

[awesomasaurus]

oooooohhhhhhhh shooooooooootttt

[intheTea04]

I saw this on TV a few days ago (the unedited, foul-mouthed version ,lol) and this is hilarious. "RASCAL" indeed.

[chrizzo006]

I AM DAVE! YOGNAUT

[rockxman93]

Yogscast anyone?

[SingingAndComedyOfSC]

@rockxman93 Yep!

[Fuckface9]

@ 3:33 did Bruce Willis come down with a bit of the Downs?

[Fuckface9]

I hate when im hip-deep in snow!

[sdawg44]

Hip-deep in snow right now!

[Batman8657]

I hate when the lead in my hat makes the detectors go off.

[2010Barbon]

lol when he says Mr Falcon he sounds like the Italian pizza store owner where I live!

[2010Barbon]

LMAOOOO!! these TV channels turn these kinds of movies into comedy's! love how Bruces voice goes all low at 1:31 "were finished!" lol

[GeneralOlde]

They shouldn't have hired Stinky Wizzleteats to provide Bruce Willis' dub voice.

[TheFlinglish]

SHAWSHANK MAN!!!

[valdamirie]

3:56 mr falcom lol

[JRO2681]

1:46 is the worst voiceover I've evr heard.

[suny123boy1]

JOKE OFF!

[Nottzuk1]

this the type of shit you end up with buying off a street corner and who the hell is mr falcon lol

[BlazinBlood]

what the shit did i just watch??

[HassanMirza199O]

Yippee-Ki-Yay Mr. Falcon LMFAO

[TheIm2BiZ11]

I'm pretty sure when they asked Bruce Willis to do the TV edit for this he declined so they hired a new voiceover

[MichaelAarons1701]

@TheIm2BiZ11 Yes, he told them to "JOKE off!".

[TheIm2BiZ11]

@MichaelAarons1701 whoa whoa whoa was that dub the alternative to "jerk off" no wonder this edit was a JOKE

[LukeMM95]

It sounds like one of the teenage mutant ninja turtles doing a bad impression of Bruce Willis XD

[Princeoftheprotoss]

why did they cencored it to begin whit?

[mrolympia123]

Bruce Willis sounds like a gay Mickey Rourke.

[sparkyinbath]

Why are they dubbing 'asshole'. Where was this broadcast where you can't say asshole??

[chr5210]

@sparkyinbath Asshole is no good. It is strictly prohibited of that stupid dirty foul profanity language and it is rated R in the original movie in theaters. And so we rather prefer is the TV version with a network television premiere as edited for TV since CBS Sunday Movie as alternate as an unrated version. No strong language, no bloodshed violence, and no nothing.

[zprodigy]

Yippie kay yay meester falcon. WO-OOOAH!

[BrooklynEagle]

1:47

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, this particular edit will be a classic 150 years from now. :D They probably used some fruity-ass hick to dub for Bruce in that airport tower scene with "Lorenzo" (the great Dennis Franz). That was the funniest shit ever, dude! LOL! But, the cable edit used today still has the majority of those hilarious-ass dubs (waaaaay better than "The Departed" edit on FX back in '07). I'm actually peeping it right now on ION as I type this. Great fuckin' post, man! LOL...

[TheIm2BiZ11]

@BrooklynEagle I watched the Beverly Hills Cop edit on Comedy Central (TV-14 version) one time and the reason why the dubbing is not as ridiculous as the other edits I've seen is because A: all the dubbings sounds like the characters and B: the dubbing sounds like they didn't censor anything at all except for their synching

But I think what was so fucked up about the edit was the fact that it was the TV-14 censored version and they didnt allow bitch or ass in the edit

[chr5210]

@TheIm2BiZ11 Please try to avoid fuck, bitch and ass, that's an insulting profanity offense, okay? Not the one in the film theatre movie version. I'm only interested is in euphemism according to censorship is the TV Version of that network television premiere on CBS Movie Die Hard 2 in the 1990's like dirtbag, son of a gun, snot nosed brat, Yippee ki yay, Mr. Falcon, damn, damn you, hell, bastard, oh, shoot, oh, geez, Geez Louise, stinking punk, son of a butthead, hide, butt, neck, dummy...

[BrooklynEagle]

@TheIm2BiZ11--Yeah. But sometimes cable edits of box office flicks aren't as crazy sounding as "Die Hard 2" is. They're just mad fuckin' funny...

For example: The BET (and USA) edit of "All About the Benjamins" (Ice Cube & Mike Epps-2002). In one scne while they "torture" Roger Guenveur Smith's hitman character (they handcuff him to a shower rod while they also screw up his shot up arm), Roger's character says (to Mike Epps' character), "Fuck you, you Little Richard-looking motherfucker!"...

[BrooklynEagle]

@TheIm2BiZ11--Cont'd

...And after the 'Reggie' character (Epps) keeps on talking shit to him, Roger's character goes on to say, "That's right, I said you look like Little Richard, you bitch!"

Now, in the cable edit, Roger's 'mean talk' to Reggie goes something like this, "Forget you, you Little Richard-looking mother-trucker!... That's right, I said you look like Little Richard, you rich!" :D Lol! See the comedy with that? The cable edit in that entire movie is exactly like that.

[nmcvicker03]

@BrooklynEagle the edit of resident evil 2 is hilarious as well. Epps character, instead of saying mother fucker says motivator. One scene is my favorit where he sees a guy with a rocket launcher and says "that motivator's got a rocket launcher!!!"

[kdreamland]

I wanna ask 6 people what sets off the metal dectectors first? the lead in their hats or the junk in their brains?

fat freaks...

[CSMcNutty]

the lead in your hat or the junk in your bwains

[Deverstater3000]

I was Wrong about you, Your not Such a Rascal after all!

[PrimeTimeJokesta]

Joke off!

[disserth]

Bruce W sounds so wrong, its painful

[what13521]

its a joke

[kdreamland]

No pictures you pinko.

[sygnus5]

This is the worst joking dub in the whole falcon world

[free2game]

AT LEAST I'M THINKIN DAMN DAMMIT

[MrNewYorkCityLover]

Joke and you? WTF

[luvlatinmamis]

@MrNewYorkCityLover In the real version he says "You can have two, F&*#k and you" so I guess they dubbed joke, because he was just talking about air security having been a joke and he's calling her part of the security joke? lol

[vevoscksballs]

what a bunch of mr falcons

[peridotangel83]

LOL Randy Neuman?

[Vincanni]

Hit 9 to skip to the best part of this video.

[hbk92701]

Does the fat short bald guy always have to play a cop?

[ManHuntDrumBass]

1:29

BRUCE WILLIS: "If Esperanza gets on that plane and makes it to a country that has no extradition treaty, we're...."

VOICE OVER: ".....FINISHED"

..............................­.....Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[ManHuntDrumBass]

1:46 - 1:54........Stewie Griffin.

[AidanMclaren]

OH SHOOOOOOT!!!

[officialmeshell]

Is this Die Hard or Mystery Science Theater?

[pattyk77]

I bet there are people out there who wouldn't even notice the difference. Sad but true...

[drsyn]

Joke off

[chocobastic]

@ 3:55 Yippie Ki Yay Mr. Falcon! Just like on Jim Rome!

[Vokes12]

omg that last line is killin me LOL

[WalterLiddy]

This movie truly had the worst dubbing ever. Just don't show the movie if you can't run it as-is.

[tastethejace]

lol wtf @ 3:33 ? did they pay some homeless guy on the street a candy bar to read that line?

[delltardboy]

@tastethejace hahaha that does sound like some hobo

[netsurferx1]

YIPPEH-KI-YAY, MISTUH FAHLKON!

[sporedoutofmymind]

If I was blown sky high in an ejection seat from an exploding plane, "OH SHOOOOOOT" would be the last thing I'd be saying.

[raptorms11]

hahaha wow... this is ridiculous

[Clay3613]

FAT FEET? When geez, Monty Python had near frontal nudity on PBS and we couldn't say ASS on TV?

[Writersblock39]

@Clay3613 he said fat freak.

[Writersblock39]

@Clay3613 he said fat freak.Ah, nevermind, I see what you were talking about.

[SKOTxFREE]

Yippee Kay yay mr Falcon! Lmao

[moode004]

What the hell kind of accent is that??

[glenndar]

I guess you're not such a rascal afterall

[havlorech]

@glenndar No you were right. Just YOUR kind of rascal.

[fraank69]

@glenndar that line was the all time low for bruce LOL

[BarbaricGoose]

OHHHHHHHH SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT.

[TheLukaraptor]

ha ha ha lol

[ryanstello]

Joke Off, you rascal.

[WeAllLoveToast11]

Yippie Kai Yay, Mother Joker

[PurushaDesa]

DIE HARD 2 ALTERNATE ENDING :

Bald man stroking Persian cat watching the airport on a massive video wall, swivels round in his chair.

Mr. Falcon : Now that Phase One is complete, something tells me we'll meet again, Mr. McClane. MWWAHAHAHA!

[delltardboy]

@PurushaDesa hahaha ya mr falcon is so evil

[JasonLives666]

This is hilarious...right up there with the tv version of Casino...epic comedies...better than most current stuff today....Yippie Kai Yay Mr. Falcon

[rehzon]

1:45 to 1:54..wtf?!

[Deavi783]

Bruce Willis needs to see this.

[kugotsumin]

i got two words for you, censorship and america.

[OddOneOut665]

2:01

o_O That has got to be the single WORST piece of dubbing I've ever heard. I mean, it sounds like they just recycled it from the first time they used it (Two words: "JOKE" and "YOU")

[MikeAM78]

Jeez, the dub voice for McClane is just horrendous. The voice doesn't match AT ALL. At least Franz, it sounds like, dubbed his own lines. And too think, as recently as last year, this version is STILL being aired. Ugh.

[slaquero]

why does bruce willis sound like kevin costner?

[PixieStixxandAdderal]

xD That was awesome.

[Limptallica]

McClane has down syndrome it seems lol

[fanofeverything]

I love the Mr.Falcon-bit seems to be dubbed in by some Cuban dude

[ezkaton11]

Why did they think that Randy Newman would make a solid dub for Bruce?

[TheIm2BiZ11]

@ezkaton11 why did they think a greaseball a guido or a mafia member make a solid dub for Bruce

[plisskin83]

4 people aren't my kind of rascal.

[plisskin83]

I fail to see how its Dennis Franz fault that they are hip deep in snow. The man can't control the weather.

[obviouslylee]

The funniest thing is there is no one in the movie named Falcon.

[MikeAM78]

@obviouslylee True, but I believe it was the codename used for General Esperanza.

[fadfax]

I hope this 'voice-over artist' wasn't paid for this.

[Ashitaka1110]

Mclane: Yippie Kai Yay, Mr. Falcon...

Mr. Falcon: Falcon PAAAAWWWNCH!!!!

Plane: *explodes*

[bodieofci5]

Love the fact that the voices sound NOTHING like Bruce or the other actors lol

[bagnumberthree]

This is a great example of how absurd censorship is in what is supposed to be a country that exercises its 1st Amendment rights.

[BLARGEN69]

This honestly just made my night

[MobKnowledge]

They should've given James Gandolfini something for his cold before they made him do the voiceovers.

[2Emos1Razor]

JOE OFF!

[GameStation3]

Who is Mr. Falcon???

[LBUK2010]

they not gonna do THEY GONNA GET ON SAME DAM PLANE AND TAKE OFF WIV EM

[MRJ0SH]

Why are these film so heavily edited for American TV?

[Psychowilly]

@MRJ0SH Because we suck

[MRJ0SH]

Why are these film so heavily edited for American TV?

[LBUK2010]

joke and you.

[tytoalba1219]

Yippee ki-yay REALLY is not the same dubbed.

[Gray86Fox]

EPIC DUB RANT @ 1:46

[CertifiedGooner729]

The lead in your hat or the junk in your brains

[BadValue461]

3:55

I say that whenever I play Super Smash Bros. and one of my friends plays as Captain Falcon.

[calvinjohn999]

You may have two: joke and you.

[ZeonGundam]

2:25 LOL

[herogna]

i'm so glad i'm not american

[lowsten]

@herogna I'm so glad I'm not norwegian.

[mcmanusdown]

Joke, off.

[kc86er]

Why does John McClane sound like Albert Brooks?

[bongothemagicalmonky]

i remember watching this in tv it was like watching a comedy movie i laughed so hard on my couch throughout the movie

[buttercremehonda]

and now that I got your sorry

NECK!

my fave from Dub Hard 2: Dubbed Harder

[GameStation3]

Who IS Mr. Falcon???

[Zombie256]

here's a few words: "joke" off

[BandicootBurn]

It sounded like Schwarzenegger's voice @2:42 lol

[KRAFTWERK2K6]

I wonder that this version is still being called "DIE hard".... it should be called "Pass away differently". >_>

[caflagel]

2:48- "At least I'm thinking damn damn it!" What the Hell does that mean?

[itsSTRYCHn1ne]

McClane: "... he must have loaded that unit with his own men!"

Carmine: "Are you nuts?! That firefight-"

McClane: "SIDECOUNTYCHURCHISAROUNDBYITS­TIME"

Carmine: "MCCLANE! YOU ARE COMPLETELY AROUND THE BEND!"

[kdreamland]

@itsSTRYCHn1ne lol when spoken like that, it's not hard to agree with Carmine

[mysteryskater48]

So, uhhh, who's Mr. Falcon???

[PowerOfNight88]

They could at least have gotten a native English speaker to dub Willis.

[ff2paladin]

"fat preak"

[techlogi7]

I went to states in 2001 and i saw this on TV over there and i couldnt honeslty belive what i was hearing lol. Its amazing what you can find on the internet now days.

[techlogi7]

Yippe kay ya, mr falcon lol

[pinkj]

Brilliant! They must have died laughing during this dub session!

[Xoxinwulf]

1:43 "we don't need any monday morning quarterbacks." wtf does that mean lol

[madmarco245]

OHH SHOOT!

[NTom92]

2:42 OHHHH SHOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!

[GameStation3]

Looks like the kind of poor English dubbing you sometimes see in live-action Asian movies.

[colvo115]

I like Dennis Franz is saying Mclane is nuts and he's completely around the bend at 3:30- 3:43 when Willis is going between his voice and the dub voice.

[MeanT241985]

Just like we figured....JOKED!

[elpatronhimself]

You know what would be funny? If Quentin Tarantino got a replacement wallet for the edited version of Pulp Fiction, one that had written "BAD MISTER FALCON" all over it!!!!!!

[misjif2341]

1:46 it's like he had instant throat cancer.

[mavman1994]

Yippie Kai Yay, Mr. Falcon.

[Busher50]

Cuts made part 2 : 2:16 " Mother Fucker" 2:20 " Oh shit"! 2:28 " Sorry ass" 2:43 " Oh shit" 2:50 " Goddam it" 2:52 " Wise ass" 2:54 " Were here to nail that Cock sucker" 2:58 " Asshole" 3:02 "Asshole" 3:13 " Fucker in my sights" 3:26 "Oh shit" 3:33-3:46 " Son of a bitch- goddam plane-fuck out of here-fucking us around-fuck out of here- completely out of your fucking mind" 3:59 " Mother fucker"

[Busher50]

cuts made: 0:17 " Fuck and you" 0:20 " Picco Bitch" 0:24 " Fucking Reindeer" 0:26 " Fucking Petting zoo" 0:30 " Fucking airport" 0:37 " Fucking Forensics" 0:46 " Hot Shit" 0:50 " Fucking Captain" 0:53 " Fucking commendation" 0:58 " Goddam Airport" 1:14-1:17 " Lead in your ass or the shit in your brains, Fat fuck." 1:28 " Shit" 1:34 " Fucked" 1:46-1:54 " Fuck monday- goddam planes-fucking with-Fat ass 2:01 " Fuck off" 2:07 " Fucking mind" 2:10 I'm unsure but there is a cut.

[The1979Warriors]

On ITV and UTV Die Hards never have these dubs in it, usually they are just cut out.

[TheFpuff]

Who was your favorite character in this movie? Mine was Mister Falcon.

[LikaLaruku]

This is bullpucky, motherfreaker! What the shizzle did those little floptards think they were doing?....& that's how stupid people who won't swear sound.

[derpdederp101]

lol 1:28 IT DONT MEAN...... squat

[gundamfan527]

2:57-3:02: You little rascals!!

[LargeLeader]

Aww SHOOT!

[Busher50]

Hey Carmine let me ask you something, what sets off metal detectors first? The lead in your *arse* or the *shit* in your brains? Fat *fuck.*

* * = Actual words used.

[Meekle72]

Oh Shoooooooot!

[Meekle72]

Oh Shoooooooot