George Lopez:El Mas Chingon 2 of 6

[hazalopez]

im gonna go make me a winnie on a fork right nowwww

[longliveoakenfold87]

Why are you swimming?

Because I dunno how....

Como que you don't know how, cabron!

[rd1550]

Mexicans love to take the mickey out of Anglos', teasing like kids as opposed to bigotry/hating. No place for thin skin or hurt feelings...laugh and learn.

[22hellokittybitch]

add picture next time puto

[nrbnerd555]

HOLD MY YORKIE! XD

[MegaGamer456]

Levantate cabron!!!!!....lol

[Estrellita11118]

LMFAO dAyumm este guey sii sabe como hacer un Mexicano Reiir.! Dayum! Fucken Funnie && so fucken true

[Mixitrion]

I Love the ways he says "What time is it?" XDDD 6:20 xDDDDDDD

[unicronrocks]

Benadryl !!!!

[Gearchica]

that's how i learned to swim XD XD XD

[VeroNevermind1990]

tragatelo cabron hahahahha

[EstevanL]

can i have gogurt?

[cutieface2007]

i eat too much salt too thats why i have high blood pressure :(

ha ha george lopez is so funny

[Chowezzy]

i didn't even smile, sorry it wasn't funny at all.

[portigoza]

@Chowezzy maybe ur not latin....

[flabbyhabbybabby1]

Goodnight juice

[hansirilo22]

jajajajajajajajajerjejejejejee­jjjijijijijijjiojojojojojojojo­ujujujujju lolololololo men George Lopez is funny as hell dude

[rocketmetal101]

those weenies on a fork are the best!!

[ninaarmy04]

tragatelo cabron... lol...

[SouthTexasGal830]

"...Kids today would not last a day in our childhood...its a different life! "

[oOSadHollowOo]

haha he aint lying about the weenie on the fork! haha

[MrManuelon]

damn right!!!!! thats why its funny cause we know its true. !Good Times!

[HoustonRegio]

LMAO @ "goodnight juice"

[0603022362]

fuckin hispanics!!!!!!!! lol im so glad im cuban i love being spanish ;D

[0603022362]

FYI dumb ass i ment it in a good way i am spaniard to and french so when i sed "fucking hispanics" i ment it in a good way i love to be spanish oh and fyi im not afraid of castro dumb ass .....look who is being ignorant

[LATINOHEATforLIFE]

the salt part is soooo true

[EAProductions20]

"sorry hilary maybe next year"..haha

[MrCasidy6]

i givit to him but i think that every latino was raise like that because i am puertorican and my mom raise me like that q viva toda rasa hispana

[1995Valdez]

Everything he says about mexicans are true :D

[fyrree41]

lol..in another one he says "you want me to go get her?shes carpooling with the cucuy!" lol..

[jsant24]

George Lopez describes the Chicano experience so accurately it is amazingly true! Orale George

[invisiped]

So true! This man is a damn legend!

[dalonso1989]

no beer no fun!! so true in all mexican familys

[oortiz915]

he is the best of the best

[RockPrincess237]

hahah la llorona,that's true,..they still say that "want me to go get her ,..go to sleep!!!"

George lopez is the fucking king of comedy

[hirotoXxXkirari1]

i was tramatized by that bich lol

[RuellAuled]

there is a loud girl in the audience that annoys me to death with her damn laughter

[ticklishgirl1]

"you want me go get her?, go to sleep!" thats so true! we are raised with fear hahaha

[hirotoXxXkirari1]

the cucui tambien

[Meda01]

F**king AWESOME!!! He ROCKS!

[england55879]

Laugh My Fuckin Ass Off

[enzorider999]

that shit is funny

[him3zz]

he said wango. I think he ment awado no?

[dulponcho]

no he meant wango

[Maria2blue]

yeah wango means loose

[jeffhhhmatt]

ay chingau este vato si esta chistoso

[kaliana2]

hahahahahaahaha la llorona !!

[ElReyALKQN]

LMAO THATS HOW I LEARNED HOW TO SWIM

[3CoFan]

"good night juice" LOL. I can imagine Michael Jackson saying that to his little guests at the neverland ranch.

[pnutinlv]

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[ItsKasey621]

wat does masputo mean?

[ToMiniTherion]

Mas=much or alot

Puto=(Depends on use) Whore (male, puta for female) or Homo. (Like I said depends on use).

Translation example-

Pinche' masputo! = Fucken gay/What a fag

Or in the the style of George Lopez- Oh my gwad Dakota, that guy is such a fliping gaylord!!

(NO bigatroy intended, just having fun)

Peace.

[ItsKasey621]

thank u so much!

big help!

:]

[3CoFan]

Another use for masputo would be the following:

Joto, Maricon, marimacha, mariposa.

[jeffhhhmatt]

mariposa means butterfly

[KarenilyD]

lol

[KarenilyD]

lol

maybe they meant maricon

[videovigilantemama]

@ToMiniTherion jajajaj asi merito!

[miggysk8r]

you jk haha

[drunkenbeaner]

it means u

[marioakayoshi]

ahah i think its funny how most of yall damn fucken white bitches try n act like lil bad asses on here ahah, mas putos !!!

[CWALKLJB]

Why Arent you Swiming,.......Hahahaha,..that how u learn

[dominguez4202008]

funny shitt lol

[jr10f]

he know how is a latino chincano lives vato he know wat im talking about masss puto

[walover]

yeah u guys like yr drink, one of u slaughtered 4 people in my town, one of them a baby...way to go

[rainman201]

go away

[lotud8]

what the fuck are you saying you redneck? you sure u just werent drunk and thougth it was you stepfather?

[djchrist15]

well next time be more careful tonto

[xDARKN355x]

GRAND SLAM BREAKFAST!

[xDARKN355x]

lavvantate cabron! rofl

[keinske]

MASPUTO xD

[alexis19880]

latino power!!

[bleh7meh]

its ok cameron! XD

[mauri1394]

man, his childhood sounds parially like mom, but it's alot closer to the stories my mom used to tell me about hers...my dad was mexican, but he wasn't raised like one...except for the boxing.

[unitedbeats247]

"why arnt you outside"...im trying to get to the next level!!!!

[killingtimewithyou]

LMFAO! i remember swimming in the black plastic thrash cans too!

[ferbeltran]

fuck yeah foo, that shit was the life!

[joeytrimble]

lmao my neighbor got a fridge and put water in it lmao that's shit

[Jovan91524]

i can relate to every fuckin joke

haha

George Lopez is the BEST

[delgadoii]

LMAO... SAME HERE... jajajaja... classic...

the best alarm clock was Grandma!!!... jajaja.. U had to get your ass up!!!..

jajaja.. thanks for this... cheers

[Ve19852000]

I think that I am one of the few at my age that was raised old school. My mom beat my ass for 30 minutes at a time. For ever joke he tells I can think of one person in my family that relates to the character.

[Westcoastmexican]

tomate el good night juice

[maddhatter193]

MAS PUTO!!! XD

[XxBenjixXxJoelxX]

haha

i love him!

but i'd rather drink benydril than niquil or whatever i drank when i was younger!

MAS PUTO!!

[V6racer]

i used to go swiming in the trash cans.

[floresaa]

i remember hanging the hose in the tree and running back and forth under it...

[tat1973]

MAS PUTTTTTO lol

[Cinemaniac7]

The drinking thing is so true...I'm 1/4th Puerto Rican cause my Grandma is from Puerto Rico. At family parties in the US we actually only have cider...but I was back in Puerto Rico with my extended family from there and on Christmas we all had a huge party and one of their apartments with TON of booze. I know George's family is Mexican but I guess that's one that covers all Latinos haha

[soonersfanaz]

any mexican remembers the lightbulb with the string that hung in the middle of the room and when they needed the bulb they'd use it for the flood light out front..funny shit!!

[kaitlin81892]

puto........lol

[elmexicano153]

drink the good nite juice lmao

[Chinamerican]

God, I'm Chinese and the swimming thing happened to my cousin. She almost drowned.

Brother: "Uh Dad, I think she's drowning"

Their dad: "GO HELP HER THEN!" ::throws his son in by the trunks::

[DaLara57]

I still wanna pplay! Hold my Yorkie... Masputo! LOL

[dominodancer13]

sad but all true

[mestrejeb]

i remember filling up trash cans w/ water to swim in them.............lmao

[kaitlin81892]

lmao

[cttustin]

lol my dad is from the same place as his dad that is so awsome

anyways he makes me laugh all the time always he ROCKS!!!!!!!!!

[browleo]

i dont think i can think of anybody who makes me laugh asmuch as this guy

[collegegirl879]

Look at that stupid ass in the corner lol he reminds me of my brother my grandfather was the same way

[halfamunky1]

Dude i swear George's family is just like mine

[jasonxxxvoorhees]

He fuckin nails it on the money man!

[cttustin]

mine 2 lol the sleeping juice lol

[ilikepie1994]

MASPUTO!!!!!!!!1

[lbc9]

MAS PUTO!!! CABRONES

[kingdom99932]

lol hes talking right about not wanting to go back in the house us mexicans dont like the damn house we hate we run away just to play come back your moms chingado donde estavas-jugando-y-...-ahh estavas con una muchacha-no!-si verda ya salte vive con eya vete andale andale

[cttustin]

100% true it always happend 2 me as a kid lol

[1020ali]

lo yup same here he's the funniest dude ever

[lapitufita]

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[LENO0X]

ahi osea fresona oh freson "osea" MAS PUTO

[lapitufita]

K3 T3 VALGA..Si SOi FR3ZA.. Y A MUCHA ONRRA..

[harjosmas]

the letter "e" was put on the keyboard for a reason

[Daddyprime4]

he's funny because he says funny things that are actually hapening

[MortyFoonman]

This Puto must've been hiding in the closet with a tape recorder, 'cause he's talking about all the shit that I remember from my childhood. This Baboso is soooo danged funny 'cause we all remember that shit....'member?.....you member!!!!! Yeah, I just had wienies on a fork today, in a tortilla that was all burned up 'cause I heated it up on the open placa. MMMM...goes good with "a RC"......You go Puto!!!! Morty, thd only Mexican...excuse me, Latino with a Jew's name. "Y ami que???"

[yabbo]

i loove george lopez :D

[MayraL01]

George Lopez is funny but, Gabriel Iglesias is funnier check him out on Veoh com

[SpookiesRoom]

Must not be funnier* Because I aint never heard of him

[EXIx2]

Yeah Gabriel is funny but hes just more animated than George. George funnier because he says things that Mexicans actually do and say haha.

[Suavetman]

like comparing apples and oranges there way different styles

[cwbrl3]

THIS IS SO FCKIN FUNNY AND TRUE

[fatnutz111]

aaa i remember wenes on a fork

[shawneswifey56]

hahaha, so fuckin true!!

[dertydee915]

jajajajaja winies on a fork jajajajaja thats fucking true

[PollitoBT]

FUNNIEST SHET EVER

[agonzalez8924]

winnies on a fork!!! lmao.. so true

[SoulessxxNight48]

so true!!!

my parents did kick in the door and

yell levantate hahaha!!!

this is hilarious, love george lopez!

[adamschica88]

lmao the lady with the cats .. thats la llorona!!! LMAO

[whammy9531]

Masputo, that is! This is a quote that George Lopez explains about the difference of the Cinderella clock and the grandma.. Cinderela clock :"Good Morning, I'm Cinderella" Grandma as she kicks the door : "DELAVANTARTE CABRON!!!!!, GET YOUR ASS OFF THE BED, PHUU" "HEY COCHINO, PUT IT BACK IN!!!!!"

Oh My God! that is extremely hilarious!

[batwoman05]

damn la llorona!!!now tht is hilarious!!!

[MGTRANSFORMER]

good nite juice!.... i actually got does.... thems good.

[javbravo]

this video is the best video ever is so fucking funny and gorge lopes is the funnyes mexican in the planet no focking dout obout it so keep on playing it it cool

[daydreamer75]

ahahahahahaha!!! this is hilarious and totally true.