The Scout's Dark Secret

[sarcasmosaur]

The Heavy and the Medic are picking on the Scout for being gay? Is this taking place in some Bizarro universe, or is it just opposite day?

[Rayconable]

lol 2:25 DOCTOR! scout is gay

[lennygoldentape]

Basically... Yeah! I'm a bay guy lol

[LHunterO78]

What?

[Antipyro1]

Homophobic dicks

[Sphere300]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! This is really well done.

[GhjuC]

Very nice

[JordanCal11]

99,999 views. WHATS THIS WITCHCRAFT

[REEDEEFEEDEE]

" Repeat afta me: OMNOMNOM IM FAT "

[adi123marsha]

1:10 kiss me.

[heresjohnny1231]

0:41 - 1:09 sounds like angry sex. :D

[Mightyfigter]

This sounded like a phoneprank to scout :D

[marshall6852]

"You are now subscribed to UberCookieboy."

[ncankirik]

this is the best conversation i heard in tf2 universe

[ElTioDelHarvestMoon]

yea,but...where's the secret? 83

[zantasu]

@1ol17

pyro is his mom

[1ol17]

scout secret are he is the son of the spy. spy fucked his mother and scout was born

[GrandchaseFan101]

I didn't know The Scout had such douche bag friends... >:|

[GrandchaseFan101]

See what happens when people can't accept homosexuality? D:

WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG? -tear-

[mrleoui9s]

come get some you fucking wuss!

[T0mFrame]

ME DICK!

[tailsfan55]

Hey uber i found your account! lol

the minecraft guy(aka TAILSFAN55)

[UberCookieboy]

@tailsfan55

AWESOME FACE!

[uberman46]

@tailsfan55 for a second i look at this and i double dippered your spy

[LoLWTF77]

"oooh no, yu dedn't" xD

[redalert3ftwww]

Gay people are sick in their mind, oh well, atleast they don't lick my balls against my will,

[GrandchaseFan101]

@redalert3ftwww Please tell me you are only joking...

[pyrax123]

repeat after me, "mmm mmm mmm mmm i'm fat"

[Lostwinddragon]

I wish there was animation for this.

[GayByProxy]

I knew there was a reason I liked him th best.

[Reubenofthedead]

MUH MUH MUH

[HESHRocketWarhead]

@DrClay999 Answer:

Heavy was told so Scout decided he might as well admit it to him. He didn't want anyone else to know, but Heavy called Medic and told him, which irritated Scout.

[Pakukoy1]

70 people were gay scouts

[irishtrash15]

He.....he punched out ALL my blood!!

[zaldude]

WOW lol! This is so fluent, I love it!

[theoryoftheinnocent]

And so,the age old battle between the massive-gun-wielding tortoise and the bat-wielding hare rages on.

[viljo98]

69 do not like this video :DDD

[LeleBlazie]

omfg :D

[makypnv]

lol

[18Annex]

OH NOH U DIDNT !

[Lidrena]

Scout: basicly. Yeah! im a gay guy. Rofl

[Hawkins214]

lol when medic said "hello fraulein" he sounded totaly gay LOL

[rundotbat]

Ironic coming from a heavy-medic pair. they're totally homo for each other

[Blade0129]

@hellfiredonkey me too

[Blade0129]

Heavy: DOCTOR SCOUT IS GAY HAHAHAHAHA

[Puggwarrior]

1,969 people will laugh at the word "gay"

65 people are tired of this dry, unoriginal joke

[Penton7]

lol

[Atlanta23410]

Ohhh nooo, you DI-int!

[justpostin123]

1:00, they fought, then rolled in a garbage chute then in a dumpster!

[ArmageddonINclouds]

DOCTOR! SCOUT IS GAY XD

[Hauntzor]

Basically... yeah! I'm a gay guy!

God, that part was so perfect...

[raiynejade]

need to make actual video to be funny

[DrOwnage743]

@raiynejade booooooo! I bet you couldn't do any better

[11Stormtrooper]

warning contains micspam content

[rubenstaps]

i think HEAVY is gay

with medic

[Mats900ie]

i never play the scout on tf2 again xD

[awesomeness12311]

alright who thinks a tf2 show would be hilarious?

[ChosenOnesStudios]

@awesomeness12311 It be pretty cool. but valve games aren't SO popular that you can make shows.

[MrLemonyFresh]

You should get someone to make this in G-mod

[Ajoh92]

I saw this once as a gmod video, and thinking of the sound quality, this is obviously stolen from that one

[Ajoh92]

@Ajoh92 and i'm not referring to scouts dark secret the moovie

[ZombieZephyr]

@Ajoh92 That would explain the disaster and destruction at the end.

[Ajoh92]

@ZombieZephyr

ye, i guass that's probably so xD

[ThxSwitch]

54 gay scouts disliked this video

[Dustehue928]

DOCTOR! Scout is Gay! That freaking made me laugh!!!!!

[Sparkz1607]

I lol'd. XD

[Samael16661]

oh no you di'int

[MrBlueJiggy]

MIC SPAM AWAY!!!

[xNEXAVOBISx]

I MIC SPAM THIS ALL THE TIME

[Jaimas]

Best. Micspam. Ever.

[rushfan212]

Oh Nu u DIDENT

[davvvvo]

scout madick heavy medic

[Pendumish]

@ThomasfromGreece wtf does that have to do with anything?

[deathblock9789]

@ThomasfromGreece

I can't tell if I should be mad at you for making fun of Tf2 or to entertained for making fun of trolls.

[thedeadgatekeeper]

@ThomasfromGreece Erm... i'm homosexual... i thought it was hilarious...

[michwng]

@thedeadgatekeeper lol. i'm not gay, but i also thought his comment was horrible. I'm pretty sure the 47 people who didn't like the video were the common jackasses who down vote everyone.

[AlienMagi]

@michwng Agreed

[Jackarunda]

@thedeadgatekeeper

Dude... we didn't ask... so you don't tell.

I loved the vid by the way.

[dskull2000]

@thedeadgatekeeper you are?

[InvisableNinja123]

@ThomasfromGreece 69 to that

[jackytips]

@ThomasfromGreece you mean 70?

[doomboy334]

OHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[doomboy334]

is the heavy a russian

[horrorchicken]

@doomboy334 Yup.

[arthurdragon17]

@doomboy334

dah

[TheMoronLabs15]

47 people missed the like button.

[ItmsI]

@TheMoronLabs15 is it so hard to beleve ppl have different opinoins then you?

[TheMoronLabs15]

@ItmsI it's just a joke, man, calm down.

[reggiardito]

this would be so fucking epic with a Gmod vid!

[TH3YTP]

The 47+ people who disliked this are gay.

[Slowergrass432]

Where did you get the heavy gay sound from?

[Stickfactory]

@Slowergrass432 "it is Good day to be a giant man!" "oh it is sad dAY" g + ay = gay

[nitro836]

YOU ARE SOOO GE-

[ggGamer2000]

DOCTOR!! DOCTOR!! SCOUT IS GAY

[MeAndMyselfOwn]

Worst video i've seen on youtube yet!

I've seen ALOT of videos.

[Perszeusz]

@MeAndMyselfOwn Basically... yer gay :D

[Ackack86]

This would be a great podcast or something, you don't even need pictures for it to be funny!

[modernmusic52]

i looked up on google translate and it said Fräulein means "miss!" XD LOL!!!

[Stickfactory]

@modernmusic52 sherlock

[postaldude24]

llollolololololololololool

[SharptoothX]

AHA! Secret of Monkey Island Governor's Mansion scuffle noises I see!

[TheTYFK]

lol Heavy: U ARE SO .. GAY. Medic:Hello my forlinies

[soulripper030792]

@TheTYFK its written as frauleins i think

[freakycrawler]

@soulripper030792 Nearly, it's written Fräulein

[attackthem5]

@TheTYFK It's "fraulines," dipshit.

[ShadowLink723]

@attackthem5

That's not the way you spell it either. Irony at its best.

[attackthem5]

@ShadowLink723 I'm still a winner.

My German's still better than his.

[blackmailkos]

"Doktar! Scout iz gay!"

[rerundadog]

This explains how the why the scout enjoyed jumping on the heavy

[sporecreatorperson]

i thought it was gonna be a louie's dark secret spoof. AWW!!!

[Jaseida]

This is awsome.

[Stickfactory]

@R0aringC0w lol it's funny because you are the scout

[SIMON17XD]

lol

[AveryHayes]

OM NOM NOM NOM I'M FAT

[Hopohoo2]

Heavy called Medic cause he wanted to meet 2 gay guys at the same time.

[robloxguy23]

Ahahahahahaha you are so GEH!

[robloxguy23]

Sounds like Heavy sex!

[lalaloid]

lololololololololol

[filipus1000]

Repeat after me: MNMNMNMNMN I'M FAT

Oh no, you didn't!

[meerkater]

@filipus1000 Come get some ya F**kin' wuss!

[TARINunit9]

ಠ_ಠ

[LoveIsCruel15]

I liked it. It made me laugh

[BlackMesa1997]

Stupid

[mariomaster94]

REPEAT AFTER ME, munmunmun IM FAT!

[TwoOldOaks]

Was this really your very first vid? Oh, my, god

[Bendetoma]

Hello Fräulein!

[TheHarzi]

@Bendetoma

and that´s EXACTLY why i love german AND english xD

[swiper33333]

ooooh no you didn't.

[LionheadTM]

lol. I liked that. the ending was funny

[Xenman7]

you are so GAHYE

[Firemarok]

oh god this is micspamg old XD

[Pokemonfanzo]

NO NOO JEW DIDUNT

[yelby2]

it sounds like popcorn wean they fall down the stairs

[HugoTheHedgehog]

OH NO JOO DIDNT

[re4rocks1212]

uuuuuuuh no that freakin heavys a gay

[Tumle2007]

@re4rocks1212 Yea he is.

[Templarofsteel18]

haha good one :P

[dfagnani]

what the fuck? didn't they ever here of don't ask don't tell :)

[nkycarbon]

lol

[NocmiCod1]

heavy uses item TRUTH

ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!

[y0user74]

Repeat after me: mwu mwu muw-I'm FAT!

[Iridescent93]

I loved the "Oh no you didn't!"

[michwng]

doctor! scout is gay! nice bleep

[Nikolas1553]

Lol :)

[AnterosOfTheNyboriag]

Dummkopfs!

[papermarioTTYD12345]

im so going to gmod video of this

[Matoxhz]

That..was...AWESOME!

[smiller773]

Search mortal kombonk

[Khazzor]

MAYDICK!!1!

[DJacKnifeAlpha]

lol I like how they both call for the medic in the end.. :D

[superscout240]

scout is not gay pyro is thats y thers a purse in his locker

[SATINvsGOD]

coz she is a girl, the Pyro.

[SirGuref]

Haha, this is amazing. 5/5 :D

[Hitmanundercover]

I always considered the medic as gay :D

[tytube99]

my theory was allways scout was gay with pyro and thats why pyro has the purse in his locker

[Demolitionlinchpin]

Doctor! Scout Is Gay!

D:<! You fat bold bastard!

[InvisibleHeavy]

THAT WAS GREAT

[planet5421]

"You are already subscribed to UberCookieboy" Darn.

[RivetsAndRain]

This inspired me to make my own actually.

[Tachustick]

CAN DOWNLOAD THIS  AWESOME <3

[youcantubeittoo]

I find it funny he called THE HEAVY a wuss. Silly Scout!

[qwerty222999]

Dr.

Scout is gay

[nerdelicious5]

MOMMY! SCOUT CALLED ME FAT!

[psychomantis108]

I fuckin knew it

[someEsoldier]

apparentally they were fighting on the top floor of a sky scraper and it came down.