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From: shawnd2010
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  • This video is why the SOPA bill was introduced into U.S. Congress.

  • Why didnt that kind of ppl not die :( ugly freaks

  • now do it naked

  • Fuck you, time-wasters!!

  • Wats the point

  • fuck you

  • I don't get it =/

  • My speakers are blown. Thanks man

  • of course the video titled "The 40-Year-Old Virgin (in 5 Seconds)" would bring me here.

  • you're lonely.... aren't u?

  • more like lose likes 5 seconds

  • WTF Does this have to do with losing a guy?

  • I was hoping for the girl to trip when she was pretending to be in a model stage.

  • My eyes are burning.

  • this video sucks.

  • You lost me in 2 seconds....

  • lost me after the first second....

  • u sure lose ur guy if he sawd this vidd

  • damn you, my poor speakers...

  • I think the more fitting title would have been "Jerry's kids"

  • I laughed when i saw the red bar that the funniest ! and the best part is 0:28 lol thats funny :|

  • Are you girls old enough to party?

  • !!!!! this sucks so fuckin much u fuckin reetards

  • who were the 277 idiots that liked this video??

  • @HorizonBlue20 haters.

  • I found it humorous... Especially the Biiiicycle part

  • Klick ->> 3:27 <-- to spend your time on real VIDEOS!

  • clipping win!

  • at least you had fun and LOL´d

  • no shame... I woulda done something dumb like this with my friends to.

  • This video should be called: How to get your ass stared at for 3:28

  • i stopped watching after the first 5 seconds wow this really works!

  • LOL sexy xD

  • The prologue gives such promise. Piss poor video, accompanied by terrible sound recording. Thumbs down!

  • That took a little longer then 5 seconds

  • Video Invalid.

    Reason(s):

    - White text on blue background

    - Typewriter effect without line break proofing

  • THIS IS MORE LIKE RATED G FOR GAY

  • you guys seemed to have fun. :D

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  • hoelsooijn

  • I now wasted another chunk of my life thumbs down

  • when did walmarts get put in kitchens

  • haa! too late u lost me before it hit one second

  • more like "how to annoy every viewer of this video since 2007"

  • It's like watching a ten car pile up. WTF?

  • "parental discretion advised" AKA they're all whores? or...

  • all you have to do to loose a man in say

    "im pregnant" he wont know you excsist

    btw this video made my grandchildren stupid

  • Not five seconds.

  • WTF.... es asqueroso......

  • Yu took sexy away :(

  • I know the real way to lose a guy in 5 seconds... "I'm pregnant" And tbh saying that doesn't take 3 minutes 28 seconds.

  • My favourite part was when she liked to move it move it.

  • OHHH I get it!!! It loses guys cause they stare at her. If that made any damn sense. :/

  • Anyone else realize that this video was like... Not five seconds? Try 3:28. Go run into a wall. Twice.

  • look at that nice fat ass

  • lol walmart

  • look at that ass

  • how the hell did this get over 400K of views?

  • that was retarded....

  • 1 minute and 15 seconds of wasting my time for watching this + 15 seconds for write this ...

  • suxx

  • you fucking suck

  • i just lost my head... i don't get this video .__.

  • you lost me in 2 sec...

  • Comment removed

  • you life will now end 3:28 sooner now

  • fag

  • Jesus why did you put the music on that loud, its all just distorted and nasty sounding.....

  • fat arse

  • I like to hit the dislike button. btw that dislike button is sexy <3

  • This might just be the most hardcore thing I've ever seen in my entire life

  • wtf is this

  • WTF! is this shit

  • only part i didn't like was the colour of the credits.

    bunch of boring people watch this vid and rate it

  • I hoped this video would be 5 seconds

  • this would be good if it actually had some hot chicks in it... the closest thing 2 a girl in this vid is the kid on :50

  • You're right, this did lose a person in 5 seconds. ME!! >:(

  • women can't funny

  • wtf is the point of this video

  • i'm 12 and say WTF...

  • i think women made this video :P (since its absolutely not funny)

  • 0:58 stop that!!! get back 2 work!!!

  • wtf? this is hella stupid! Who ever made this is hellah DUMB!

  • u could just be ugly and lose a guy from just this video

  • cant afford real cloths u gota steal hat hos

  • you mispelled the title..probably wanted to say random dances to random songs that dont seem to have any connection at all

  • shes not even attractive

  • RETARDATION was in this video

  • what da fuck was dat....dat was mother fucking retarted!!!!

  • dat ass

  • underage whores

  • Rated S for stupid

  • rated r for rubbish

    

  • R for rape.... EAR RAPE

  • I'm sold, i'll keep her

  • Wtf Tard_z

  • Wtf Tardz

  • Wtf Tards

  • this is rated r

  • people who have talked trash about this video... lol maybe if you people think this video was bad... maybe the makers think it was bad... and they dont need your help to make them feel any worse. Even if they didn't think it was bad I dont think they appreciate that...

  • Congratulations with the worst video ever...

  • WHAT THE FUCK DUDE EAR RAPE!!!!!!

  • this shit is effing stupid and stop trying to act funny because thats not funny

  • THE F IS THIS?? YOU GIRLS NEED TO GET A DAMN LIFE YO...YOU WILL NOT ONLY LOSE A MAN BUT BARON YOUR SELF FOR LIFE!!

  • stupideist fucking thing ive ever seen.

  • YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!!

    

  • @imnotstpid lol raywilliamjohnson?

  • OMFG My IQ just went down 2 points because of watching this!

    FALE! (no you dont get the correct spelling as this video is that bad)

  • @jeriaemt you cant even spell fail

  • why is this ideo so freakin loud?????

  • C4inc101 lmao

    XXS

    COPERCAB

    JUSTIN BEIBER <-- rotflmao!

  • LOL rated R for retarded xD

  • condom sizes me XXL XL L MED S XS XXS COPERCAB JUSTIN BEIBER
  • wow turn the music level down next time eh

  • well that was cool......

  • 5 seconds? try 3 mins and 28 secs!

  • stupid stupid stupid stupid fuk

  • how to loose a guy in 5 seconds ? the vid was longer than 5 seconds and love u wouldnt even gain a lad in the first place tbh

  • What the hell is this?

  • you suck hairy ass and we fucked your mother in the ass 590000 times last night. YOU SUCK ASSHOLE MOTHERYAAAR

  • Rename the video "How To Be A Slutty Stupid Girl".

  • Fake and gay I'm proud to say now get raped by a couple dozen black guys.

  • skanks.

  • actually i think they both are pretty hot and just having their fun

  • all the chicks are hot, wtf

  • I'd I worked

  • That was retarded it was a fail to be slutty and thats pretty hard to do

  • HOYL SHIT! U nearly destroyed my headset -_-

  • dumb

  • @C4inc101 LMAOOOOOOZZ!! I laughed till tears coz of ur damned comment! XDDD

  • But.. I'm a dude and.. And.. I watched the hole thing... T.T

  • fuckin white ppl!

  • R for Retarded is right...

  • shit happens lol

  • stupid

  • dumb as fuck nie ass though

  • it should be called how to get unwanted be men either way

  • This is fuckin Retarted! Its 3:29 minutes of my life I am never goin to get back !

  • That was f*cking stupid.

  • sorry this is my new account lol i made it because i dont like adventure quest anymore so yeah.. =/

  • hey guys this is superbattleon123's new account i did not like that name because i dont like adventure quest any more so i made a new one =/

  • lol they pretty hot! xD lol

  • none of you ugly wanna be whores are gonna get a guy ever

  • with an ass like that good luck

  • lol you guys need a hobby.

  • rated R for retarded is right. i just totally wasted 3:29 of my life on this gay ass video.

  • why is this called what it is?

  • Her face is definitely repulsing enough to make a guy get scarce in 5 seconds.

  • stopped watching in 5 seconds.

  • how does this have anything to do with losing a guy... they way you dress and act you probabaly never had one

  • wtf is this?

  • thanks for wasting my life.

  • yes that would be how to lose a guy; if you had one.

  • shes gotta dunnk lmao!

  • Woww Made Me Waist My Fuckin Time.

  • ohh

    ugly and stupid

  • #FAIL  261 LIKES Vs 2106 DISLIKES!!!! you awfully #FAIL

  • Waist of time .

  • thats not how to lose a guy its how 2 not get a guy and im with superbattleon123 it should lose rateings

  • OMfg what is this???  That' s Junk -.-

  • shit audio shit video...

  • Hmm. Isn't the like/dislike chart usually the other way around? Ouch.

  • u walk like theres a fist up ur fucking ass ?

  • Okey, this really sucked.

    But why are everyone calling her a fat bitch? isn't that a bit imature?

  • My cusin likes it .....T_T...... It scares me

  • so fat....

  • fat ugly bitch is fat and ugly.

    put down the dam fork

  • your stupid as shit

  • WTF

  • wtf

    

  • TITS OR GTFO!

    Or in your case ass.

  • wow that was so rated r i even had to cover my eyes not -3 yrs old watch it and me a 10 yrs old

  • lives are half off at wal mart

  • id anal u but other than that... FAAAAAAAIIILLLLUUUURRREEEE

  • you cant even walk haha, your ugly=P

  • WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN

  • How to lose a youtube viewer in 3 seconds

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahaha pissa

  • shes has a nice ass at least

  • you know you have no life when you go to walkmart and do this shit AND record it