Scrubs 313 - My Porcelain God [3/3]

[narcissisticpolitics]

what was the song?

[RickardoMute]

WHERE DO THEY WASH THEIR HANDS!!!?!

[Opawhale]

Maybe she didnt need to wipe, she may have just peed... women sit remember :)

[KingHarkinian]

''Aunt Lilian??''

''wait wtf did i just say?'' xD

[MarcDarko]

'Who took this?' hahaha

[Ninja9191]

Counting Crows was one of my first bands I've listened to.

[miyokio]

elliot didnt wipe

ohhhh

elliot still didnt wipe?!?!?!!?

[GuruGloin]

@miyokio Maybe she already went, wiped, and is just sitting there waiting for the epiphany?

[ILLRICARDO]

please please bring scrubs back!!!! even if you continue from season 9....please bring scrubs back!!!

[Orelion]

First real introduction to Snoop Dog Intern!

[Jooonas26]

Elliot didn't wipe...

[NiekGAE]

6:10, woa brightest eyes ever

[crimsondevil2245]

@NiekGAE well yeah there was a light on her eyes

[Burncourtable]

That guyspeak at the end is very accurate

[joevictor53]

Pity that MJF didn't stay for more episodes. Kevin Casey is probably my favourite Scrubs guest star. Maybe joint with Ben Sullivan

[thebest3921]

If that helicopter thing was for real..man that would've been awesome

[CanadianGunslinger11]

My favourite song, and i first heard it in this episode!



[Tube23287]

Kevin is Marty McFly (Michael J. Fox)

[schnorschrajaxx]

@Tube23287 captain obvious strikes again

[Tube23287]

@schnorschrajaxx :). My dad says the same thing (except he says I have the power to point out the painfully obvious) I'm CAPTAIN OBVIOUS...obvious

[schnorschrajaxx]

@Tube23287 :D

[Bluesummers89]

I saw that SVU was next and was like :D but then I saw there wasn't any SVU next and was like :<

[Nephi34]

over a year on youtube and no dislikes

[Tube23287]

@Nephi34 As Homer Simpson would say, Woohoo

[Mikeal352]

anyone notice at about 0:24 kevin is walking funny?

[Northerngal4ever]

@Mikeal352 you realize he has parkinson's disease in real life right? that might have something to do with it

[walapwnt]

@KyriaNightingale Ehem, that's Colonel Doctor to you.  Get your Scrubs facts right.

[LuthyMoonstalker]

"Who took this?"

That's an excellent, excellent question...

[Mikeal352]

@LuthyMoonstalker lol yeaa i wouldnt that of that queation ! :)

[RockStar12521]

"where my hoes at?!"

"i havent seen them"

[iocaste90]

Does no one wash their hands any more??

[marissawtts]

i wondered how gay i looked giving that 2-handed handshake

[creins3r]

you just bend over.......and flick!!!

[0pima0]

i love the whole toilet paper thing.. It just makes me go "awww" and then i realize how awesome michael j. fox is..

[Megatonaxe]

plz someone help me

[Megatonaxe]

i mean the song beging at 2:30

[h3ndrixfan03]

@Megatonaxe A Murder of One by Counting Crows

[Megatonaxe]

what is the ending song?

[LadyLatias]

Kevin was such an amazing character, it's such a shame he couldn't have stuck around longer or come back again for a few more eps.

[DaneYoussef]

I have OCD. It is a bitch--in ways you can't even begin to know unless you yourself are afflicted.

'Know why Fox is so convincing here? Is it 'cause he's such a great actor? As we all know, the man has the Parkinson's. They gave the character OCD to best explain it.

I'm so glad the "Scrubs" found it in their infinite wisdom to bring this damning ailment to light. This is a curse.

[suzelove551]

How long is that toilet paiper?! o.O

[lazymooable]

when elliot was imagining making out with micheal j fox..i kind of wanted to as well ..he is looking good. his sheer talent is sexy.

[lkjhgfdsa3211]

I hate kelso in this episode. Dr Cox for once is being nice to Kelso and Kelso was being a arse.

[JaysonMinaDelaCruz]

I been watching scrubs all the way from the first episode and the one thing i have notice is when someone has an amazing quote to say, someone will comment or repeat it. But now Michael J Fox just said an amazing quote but all the comments I seen is concerning if Elliot flush and wipe herself. I really dont know what to say...smh

[NiekGAE]

6:12 brightest blue eys ever wow

[babybaby98110]

I think Elliot just shit a perfect game!!!!!

[babybaby98110]

I think Elliot just shit a perfect game!!!!!

[wasabi622]

Marty McFly.. first got hit on by him own mother, and now picking up chicks half his age! What a pimp.

[MillyLove1234]

isnt elliott in a relationship already?

[hollywoodwerewolf]

poor Col. Doctor. Not invited to any events. Gets his files knocked all over the hallway....

[SupahFlySniper]

You just bend over... and flick..... haaaa.

[Mangaboy94]

snoop dog intern is awesome

[stefantje20]

I bet Kelso is the nicest guy in his private life.

[Cmbheadquarters]

@stefantje20 season 8

[MotionStopping]

How comes no one noticed 5 rolls of toilet paper lying end to end around a hospital

[KaBBIEwhitesOCkS22]

she didnt clean her bun bun..

[ichwarich1]

Elliott?

Aunt LiIlian?

Aunt Lillian!

[buzzboy20]

occupied!

[bk1882]

with marbury i really believe new york has a shot at the title LOL

[oxamanda93xo]

and that's 3 seconds

there is a toilet on the roof is a metaphor for god is watching you

i want to say tennis.

even though GOD says it is supposed to be one

7:18 she french kisses air

who's up for dairy queen

[dawntwist]

i know its just tv, but as if staff would let toilet roll hang around the hospital

[marissawtts]

its weird that elliot liked kevin cuz hes lot older and shorter

[yankees032778]

Starbury destroyed the New York Knicks. And why did Elliot pick up all that toilet paper

[marissawtts]

@yankees032778 to show how long the way was and how much toilet paper there was

[itfulamanda]

Aunt Lillian!....... Aunt Lillian?

[tucandolores]

shouldn't Elliot wash her hands BEFORE she intubates the patient?

[DaLegitHax]

@realgud Or flush the toilet!

[VampireDoll1012]

How is anyone supposed to wash their hands after going on the roof toilet?

[deutschland08fn]

Lol the ending

[Mattskis36]

There were a lot of non-sterile intubations in this episode.

[Eluzara]

the patient @ the end looks like Mrs Wilkes.

[rumin001]

ba´nana hammmock

[iPururin]

LOL at JD at the end xD

Classic.

[Tunaification]

were'd all the toiletpaper go?!?! :O

[Thezwolsemaloot1995]

is the women 8:07 not the same person as miss wilk. Scrubs 513 0:55?

[redskinsgurl922]

Aunt Lilian?

LOL wow Elliot. Where did that come from?

[NekoUrsula]

Ending what friggin epic.

[Mrtostie]

Occupied

[cutestkittyface]

I don't get the whole "Just bend over and flick" ???

[asswipe12000]

@cutestkittyface its a reference to the whistling scene in the film "To Have and Have Not". there its "you know how to whistle, dont you? you just put your lips together and blow."

[Mangaboy94]

"Snoop dog intern"

I love that joke

[ralach]

"you just bend over..and flick"

LOL

[ooolmo]

Lol, gotta love the last 8 seconds when J.D. doesnt help at all! ;D

[Joimeetsw0rld]

Is the patient at the end Mrs. Wilk? At least, I think that's her name. She comes later in the episode My Cabbage (I think)

[MrOrca1]

So Kevin Spacey didn't come back for Elliot at all...

[offensiveagentpie]

Okay wow guys, lol, if not showing someone wiping their ass on tv isn't enough explanation for you, then just assume she was only sitting there, not actually urinating or defecating. This is an amazing show and an awesome end to the episode and yet all anyone can talk about is Elliot's potential faecal matter. We all see it, doesn't need to be said 800 times. :)

[realgud]

I don't know what is more disturbing...that there is a toilet on the roof...or that Elliot doesn't wipe her ass after she's done...0_o

[Aceof2spades]

@realgud I think she was already finished with everything because she said, "No one saw me go," and that she kept sitting there because she hadn't had an epiphany yet.

[RosesThorns]

@realgud what about the fact that each person up there had their tops under their butts? doesn't that make things a bit messy? lol

[scamde]

@realgud Not to mention incubating a patient without washing her hands!!! Uh!!

[Commentator25]

@scamde I think you mean "intubating." :D

[kitty050113]

@scamde heehee you mean intubating!

[malmo66]

@realgud Or flush! :-O

[deutschland08fn]

@realgud Or the fact that she doesn't wipe TWICE.

[Harold3843]

@realgud twice lool even if it was a dream the 1st time

[furglesmurgle]

@realgud Also, she doesn't flush it and her scrubs (the top part) are underneath the whole time...eeew.

[oxamanda93xo]

@realgud not washing her hands

[arampierce34]

@realgud dude what if she peed 

[oxamanda93xo]

@realgud the latter

omg she is a doctor

[McGalasy]

@realgud

maybe she didn't do anything ^^

[joevictor53]

@realgud Well she didn't do anything on the toilet. In the dream, it's possible she did but in reality, you can see she's sitting on her scrubs so she wouldn't have gone.

[Soulatheunholy]

@realgud Not to mention she putted her fingers in some dudes mouth after she just took a dump.

[hollywoodwerewolf]

@Soulatheunholy true but that was imaginary guy....

[hollywoodwerewolf]

and there's no sink either! All those people have germ hands...

[CarlosDiasPT]

@realgud I think the most disturbing thing is that they are sharing the same toilet over and over again <.<

[Kuperjanov89]

@CarlosDiasPT

So you think all the public toilets are for one-time use only? You do your thing and throw it away?

[CarlosDiasPT]

@Kuperjanov89 the point is that so many people used the same toilet in such a short time.

[lukassnakeman]

@realgud she didnt flush either

[Thejin2027]

@realgud Maybe she didn't go at all. Maybe she just sat there for who knows how long.

[88jugo]

@realgud Or maybe she did wipe... there was the giant clump of toilet paper that Kevin left for her leading to the roof... and it was gone in the end :P

[ParasitePostill]

@realgud Or flush!

[mauruccio81]

@realgud

AH AH AH AH AH AH YOU'RE THE MAN!!!

[twixz21]

@realgud not when a guy is dying and doodie calls hahaha haha ha... (sorry i'm not funny)

[LadyLatias]

@realgud She could've done a wee-wee outta her seabiscuit instead. ;P

[PhoenixFlammeus]

@realgud you know this isn't real, right? myeah.

[pinoybro09]

eww she didnt flush or wipe

[Bworms1980]

Ok Elliot didnt wipe her butt and then without washing her hands she's dealing with a patient, if his medical problem doesn't kill him, her germs might..

[wraithfreind]

this isn't "My Porcelain God"

[TheMapOfficial]

@wraithfreind wrong, this IS my porcelain God.

[wraithfreind]

@TheMapOfficial ya i mixed this episode up with "My New God" =]

[WitchlingSailorMew]

Watching Kevin go, I wondered how gay I looked giving that two-handed handshake. XD

[SmileFIN]

toilet is a man's heaven

[kukubird210]

she forgot to wipe her ass

[CFBD9293]

she didn't flush

[erwin005]

Where are my hoe's at?! =D

[gamerkidism]

@erwin005

"i havent seen em" lol

[iliket0bike]

@erwin005 i haven't seen em'

[corpsemunger]

@erwin005 i haven't seen them :P

[carr91]

@erwin005 i haven't seen them

[chaoticwarrior12]

@erwin005 i haven't seen them

[marissawtts]

@erwin005 idk i havent seen them

[marissawtts]

@erwin005 idk i havent seen them... jds so funny

[ThatGiraffeKid]

@erwin005 I haven't seen them...

[TSHxReaper]

ooooooooo yea eliot panties