jesus singing parody [[FUNNY]]

[chair61]

-_-

Not sure if blasphemy against my belief...

or incredibly funny.

[Davnyissocoollike]

THREE DAYS LATER

" OH YEAH YEAH, I will survive"

He will just continue where he left off

[flowr96]

"I WILL SURVIVE- "

*bus hits Jesus*

lol

[DSmium]

Jesus got fucking owned XD

[JPproductions151]

@TheSkiller1999 now that is what you call lag

[SuperDlCK]

HAHAHA I laughed a LOT .hopefully he does not look at me

[jaygames19]

soooooooo funny!

[mk9fatality355]

Ok This is kind of funny at the start but the ending is just......wrong

[MrDemoStar]

Is him getting hit by a bus real ? (seriously)

[cutiecute53]

@MrDemoStar No no

[thevirus2925]

u makin fun of GOD u fuccin idiots fucc u 1 by 1 jews haters

[StuckOnFuckingYou]

@thevirus2925 fucc u 2 faggot

[markhenricksarmiento]

@thevirus2925 they were atheists. Google it so you won't mind them making fun of Him. Besides, they're the ones who will be less blessed.

[xshakerpiotr]

heh aż mi się przypomina " Poznaj moich Spartan"

[Bilggrass]

Joga Bonito???



[sackasacka10]

First i was afraid then i got hit by the bus

[ServantOfGod1989]

this is SO NOT COOL it's a insult to our Lord nd Savior and can't have a sense of humor if it's NOT funny

[freddykrueger971]

@ServantOfGod1989 u no what u thinking god and Jesus is real is funny

[JxNPWNAGE]

@ServantOfGod1989 actually, it's hilarious!

[ServantOfGod1989]

@JxNPWNAGE to you it is it's like one big sick joke

[JxNPWNAGE]

@ServantOfGod1989 You know what's sick?

1) God killing thousands of people in Egypt just because they were the wrong religion.

2) God punishing the entire human race because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat a magical apple from a magical tree.

3) God impregnating a betrothed woman when he could have just made Jesus, as he did with Adam.

4) God creating a wooden boat which could withstand the entire ocean's pressure, and having two of every animal on it.

Religion is false

[ServantOfGod1989]

@JxNPWNAGE making a boat like that is in no way wrong and it was not cause they had a different religon and at least he made a way for us to be saved he has given us that chance oh yeah he could have done that oh that worked so well the first time!

[judari1000]

seus filho da puta ta zuano deus se nao fose por ele vos taria morto >:(

[kikelito1]

JESUS NO MERECE QUE TU VALLAS CON EL HIJO DE PUTA!!

[derreichkaiser]

@kikelito1

Hipocrita de mierda!! como puedes adorar a jesus si estas insultando a la gente!! todos los religiosos con unos hipocritas y falsos de mierda

[Dontuomas]

thumbs up for shrek!!!

[valetine66]

and thats how jesus died

[EpicLine321]

hey dont do this to jesus

[Dwhyson94]

He'll be back in three days.

[swhell666]

@Dwhyson94 lmao !

[Hullanta]

IS THE BUS OK??? lol

[iluvedculcute]

my cousin showed me this nearly 8 years ago, i was 5. and that was my introduction to youtube. <3 thankyou singing jesus

[TheDianaglez]

no deberias de jugar con este tipo de cosas la vdd

[trinster206]

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[nfsc7656]

lol when he said i will survive the bus bump on it lol hahahahaha

[stphaniewillfuckkup]

wtf???? Why Would Ppl makee Videos Bout God Likee This????? fucken dumasses!!!! >: /

[deathlykissxxx]

@stphaniewillfuckkup Its called sense of humour. get one, then come back and watch this video

[SinisterAngel84]

LOL

[agentfloyd211]

thats is sad

[sharamandarata]

oh shit i laughed at the video

i think i will go to hell O.o

[feeathome2004]

because I thought it mite hav been funny, thats why I watched it. I also believe, but the fact is, that jus aint funny, an wasted a whole 2 minutes of my time, that I clda been watching funny mad skits. If ya gonna upload, at least use something thats funny. okaaaaaaay. God bless

[mikaili96]

so that what happend huh no bad guys just a bus hit him and he died

[SuperAsi666]

Jesus does not have my fancy number

[AsianTiga916]

That's rude tho!

[sharamandarata]

please do a video of mouhammad

[veton1996]

@sharamandarata i'll fucking kill you if you laugh about Islam fucking unbelievers!Allah will punish all unbelievers!

[sharamandarata]

@veton1996 dude like if your a believer then why in hell are you watching this video -_-

[sandybella70]

@sharamandarata

fuck U just it 4 ur comment

[sharamandarata]

@sandybella70 i am Christian and i liked the video,cz its funny..i assure you that i will like the mouhammad version too...their is something called "sense of humor"

[LuigiTheBEST2345]

u think thats fucking funny u asshole

[Andy93Eisix]

fuck bus..

[oYoXxXoYo]

jesous.......... xD

[Lukeraea]

sad

[BernardtheUgly]

do that to mahome and you will face your doom

[musiclover4581]

That's bad! Your ruining the name of our Lord And Savior Jesus!

[chyky28]

el video fatal fatal

[ashy2703]

racist

[jaylimpahan1]

maybe the one who made this video is a satanic ....coz he/sheadont even think that god saves us from our sin .. ..

[sexxygypsygal14]

@jaylimpahan1 are ohh dear god is dead and so in jesus ( come on jesus got killed and nails in his hands ) so come on think about it they int really !! get over it !!! just stating my opinion ) so don't judge me okay !!

[jaylimpahan1]

heyy !!! would you plss ..delete this video ..bcoz its non sense ..ur making our saviour funny .... GOD BLESS YOU !

[MrHype242]

i dnt understand how someone could find makin fun of our christ saviour funny.. the onli funny thing about this is that you all keep portraying jesus to be a caucasian man with blue eyes and straight hair.. Wen the description clearly reads in the bible that he had hair of wool and had olive skin or darkened skin. you guys should read ya bible for ya self and find out the truth aye..

[sexxygypsygal14]

@MrHype242 the truth sux its int really and your getting all hyped up about it its just a video and its funny take a joke even if its some stupid thing about your religion or whatever just carm it kurmet !! okay !!!!

[joshuachingto]

If you watched this your abusing god

[mysanuty]

@joshuachingto can't abuse something that is not real in reality,only in fantasy you can.

[chachapetitfolle]

je crois pas que jessu il étais en couche culotte mais :MDR uh i think that he was jesu diaper but LOL

[AlanElKing]

.l.

[jaavyful]

what is song ?

[castletriglav]

@jaavyful Where is grammar?

[TheSkiller1999]

Did i see Shrek with a christmas hat on 0:40???

[AzzaBVB]

he riminds me of one of my friends steve lol

[FatGiraffe98]

LOVE I¬!!!

[TheChoppa07]

if i like this video i go to hell right? :((

[sheluna100]

ahora sii se publico eso no se hace entiendalo

[sheluna100]

todo mal

[sheluna100]

che ojo no hay que hacer eso con jesus hagan las cosas bien...si quieren hacer un video haganlo pero de artistas no de el ser mas amado en este planeta y el que salvo todos no se hace eso...no esta bien

[TheIluminati63]

what no Islam version..why? 

[veton1996]

@TheIluminati63 fuck you fcking unbeliever!All unbelievers will receive an unimaginable punishment in hell!

Allah will punish all unbelievers! Allah ou Akbar!

[justinlacsamana]

MY GOODNESS!!!!!!! THIS IS THE WORST VIDEO I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!! YOU KNOW WHY?BECAUSE YOU bmxracingrulez11 HAVE NO RESPECT FOR JESUS YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY "JESUS IS LORD"

[castletriglav]

@justinlacsamana You are gay.

[passariskwstas]

Respect people beliefs idiots, Jesus is God for us and you must respect that.

The people who made this video and made fun of Jesus are sick bastards

[MihaZ]

@passariskwstas You can believe in whatever bronze age myth you want. That's fine with me. However, you must also respect the fact that the rest of us have the right to have fun. That's called free speech.

[passariskwstas]

@MihaZ This give me the right to make fun with your mother?? Good

[MihaZ]

@passariskwstas Nice attempt to hurt my pixel feelings, but you still sound deluded and uneducated.

[gavman21734]

@passariskwstas oh fuck sake i hate people like u,...u fit in the category of a do-gooder

[passariskwstas]

@gavman21734 I hate homo's like you who don't respect the religion of other people.

[gavman21734]

@passariskwstas piss off wanker,...go and masterbate to the bible

[passariskwstas]

@gavman21734 Fuck off gay, come to tell me that face to face

[MineResetari]

jesus rockssssssssssss



[pepilindo]

you have to add in the video:

"three days later" and jesus geting the dust off his diaper :P

[Scathach666]

stupid christian faggot

[maganreggie6]

YOU SUCK

[i4c4eva]

awesome lol

[thepivotmasters112]

lol



[Scathach666]

hail satan \\m//

[Shmenarel15]

@Scathach666 fuck you

[Scathach666]

@Shmenarel15 you can suck my DICK

[Shmenarel15]

@Scathach666 Stupid dick was at your mother pussy :)

you can lick my bouls and fuck satan in ass

[Scathach666]

@Shmenarel15 i don't wonna argue you stupid maggot

[Shmenarel15]

@Scathach666 2 words FUCK YOU !! (:

[veton1996]

@Scathach666 Fucking shame on you God will punish you all fucking Illuminati!

And?How does it feeled to get raped in the ass by bush,queen elizabeth, and all those fucking illuminati bastards?instead of doing good in your life and then go to Paradise and have peace,love,fun for eternity!everything what a good man desires!

[Scathach666]

@veton1996 u can suck me, cause u r MINDFUCK

[1JEFFRY8]

jak se menuje ta pisnicka

[ampelogardenboy]

This will be the next video , that is gonna get the youtube anthem

[VibeRecord]

I am screaming :))) . Best part - I will survive - at 0.49

[Nelinhaify]

akilo assustou.me o.O

[ParkwooDxFellows]

I'm Catholic, and yes, this is a little offensive, but it's funny as hell

[NerothrowsawahisTV]

@PeaceMaker137

It's sad that he didn't die like that in real. ):

He's gayy. (:

[radu99mihai]

i was bitchify:)) 

[8014teamo]

O.M.G 

[CfFial]

186 dont have diapers like jesus

[MrPaskalov]

Are you stupid??You made a video like this for Jesus?God will punish you!

[CrossfireGunsAndMaps]

@MrPaskalov Wow you are one big stupid idiot for believeing all that shit about religion.

[TheBoredProle]

@MrPaskalov Chill the fuck out. He'll be back in three days :P

[MrPaskalov]

@TheBoredProle lol

[imba24dudung]

Are you stupid enough to make fun of our Lord Jesus Christ???

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[YMNTWTANKH]

Don't give up your day job, Jesus.

[JustAnotherGamer3003]

Thums up if you just survived 2012. And came here to watch and lol at God.

[NadriJanchek]

@JustAnotherGamer3003 its still 2011..

[JustAnotherGamer3003]

@NadriJanchek I find your faith in time travel disturbing.

[Ashenrey]

@JustAnotherGamer3003

it's still 2011.

[tomsfield]

@JustAnotherGamer3003 Jesus*

[illuminatip]

@JustAnotherGamer3003 lol? i d rather thank. ha ha ha. God doesnt haste to decide. that is why and how free we are.

[openuhard]

@JustAnotherGamer3003 This would be true, if it we're warned by God. But it's those maya-pricks :)

[randomdude1221]

@PeaceMaker137 Because he isn't real and he makes a good joke. :P

[TheKeybladeBrawler]

Parodies in this movie: I will survive of course, Jezus who thinks he's almighty, Shrek and Terry Chaney form Final Destination

[MrTidort]

bmxracingrulez..........the devil is very proud of you and he is waiting 4 you to his kingdom........4give they soul because they dont know what there doing..amen.

[plasticmonky]

The orange bus will come to us all

[ecupaulac666]

yea i just wanna know if the endin part was real??

[L1zZARrd]

176 people won't survive

[DeliciouslyYummy1]

HOLY SHIT IS ALL I GOTTA SAY O.O

[GeometryMixes]

the song is originally from celia cruz yo vivire =]

[255georgie]

i wonder if that ending part was real it looked like it

[ClayCreaGirl]

hahahahahahahaha

[mmarko001s]

if they did something like this with mohamed the muzzies would kill them

[XxImperfectPunkxX]

by far the funniest freacking thing i have ever seen. well... beside "going to the store". mwuhahahaha

[hamzaIRAQI1]

ohh hi jesues :)

[SonicTheEggNog]

Finally, that bastard get's what he deserves...again.

[83460lihuen]

not funny!

[iaroslav4ik]

who says something about hell , had anal sex with his dad!

[EvPce]

ahahahahahahahahahaha love this!

[jimaros100]

oh my grandgather :O

[vhixinhaler]

free ticket to hell

[j3b4c1]

Thumbs up if your don't care  in which year you r watching.

[midgerm]

making fun of jesus: a ticket to hell has never been funnier

[IsItMyTimeNow]

Thumbs up if you're watching this in... Oh wait.. I aint a sadass lol

[Videoentertaiment76]

That's not funny one thing will i say " Whoever made this is bad or going to hell "

[TheNatulaa]

lmfao !!



[KAMMEL45]

Soooo funny...  hahahaha!

[lovegun9318]

this is one of the funniest things ive seen

[jess1655]

what the hell

[woffeatm]

thumbs up if you hate the thumbs up comments :P

[darthdarren77]

i watched this in like 2005 and u put it up in 2008 nub,

[Andrejino]

abuse God?

omg did u have his phone number to we apologieze to him?

u born...u live...u die...thats a life...end of story!

Accept that once for all :)

[TheYipedo]

@Andrejino Amen. People don't have the balls to accept death and reality.

[mukingdom]

Hahaha! this is so funny XD

Ahh im going to hell right?

[glm27jim]

Cmon It was funny (PARODY)its not gonna win an oscar ,but it was ok,-God?Jesus?hmmmm nice fairy tale!!! I also have some imaginary friends but i dont mind ,someone to abused them ...(as some people say here).lol .-Wake up people..u can believe (in-or)whatever you want ,That doesnt mean also that is real and true...( god-s ,budha,jesus,etc etc.).-We all have the right to think,speak and express our believes.PS:y tube,George Carlin -religion is bull.. :) (ps2 i was christian..now im just me )

[Technofreaxx]

and then moslems ask there self why no one likes them

and america wants to destory the islam? ...

the vidio is made by a muslim named adrian

thumbs up if you think how i

god blees america and all krists in this world

[jmatthe29]

@orkneymist I CANNOT SPEAK OR REPLY TO ATHEISTS WITHOUT RESPECT.IF YOUR MOTHER WAS ABUSED-YOU WILL BE ANGRY.SO,DONT SPEAK LIKE THIS

[89ledy]

nagy rattyimilyen hülyét akii kitalálta

[jmatthe29]

JEWS ABUSES JESUS CHRIST-THEY STILL CRUCIFIE HIM!

[peinfan886]

thumbs up IF YOU LOVE JESUS

[peinfan886]

not respecting GOD 

[jmatthe29]

@KyyaraXoxo WHAT EXACTLY IS FUNNY?TO ABUSE GOD?

[TheYipedo]

@jmatthe29 What's funny? To make fun of an absurd concept believed by billions of brainwashed mindless sheep. That's what's funny. Sorry for being rude but I have to be straightforward.

[jmatthe29]

@TheYipedo IS IT FUNNY TO ABUSE YOUR MOTHER?

I DONT THINK SO...

SO,DONT SPEAK LIKE THESE FOR GOD,EVEN YOU DONT BELIEVE HIM-LIKE ATHEISTS AND JEWS.

SOME DAY,WE WILL LEARN(ALL OF US)IF GOD EXISTS.

UNTIL THEN-JUST RESPECT...

[TheYipedo]

@jmatthe29 My mother is a person. God/s is an unfalsifiable baseless concept. I respect people, but I'm not obliged to respect an ideology. The chances of its existence is equal to the chances of existence of such mythological beings as elves, leprechauns, unicorns, etc. It's a shame too since you're Greek. Zeus will not be very happy. Oh and please stop using caps, it makes you look like you're 9.

[KAMMEL45]

@jmatthe29 Oh, my God... If Jesus have seen this stupid vid, I´m really sure he has had a terribly laugh

attack!!!!!! :-D

[KAMMEL45]

@jmatthe29 Oh, my God... If Jesus have seen this stupid vid, I´m really sure he has had a terribly laugh

attack!!!!!! :-D I mean, who told us Jesus, even God, hasn´t a good sense of humor...?

[Francisco90776]

bad