Danger Mouse - 99 Problems

[PainOfJosh]

i dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one

[lonnielong13]

I got 99 bitches and they're all a fucking problem.

[reiquemmickey]

One less than five score afflictions affect me, However, a harlot is not present amongst them.

[jjc00ll]

this album is why girl talk exists

[drtmanticore]

@TheZibzan Yes, it is exciting stuff isn't it? Fair stirs the blood.

[cr1mec0mmit3r]

I got 99 kills but this camper ain't one.

[renman16291]

Excellent Beatles sampling.

[LordoftheJimmy]

Aw man, he should have added "I got Blisters on me fingers" at the end of that.

[Nitro20101]

I''ve got 99 problems but neighbors ain't one.

[HumbleFishStix]

Ehh it was worth a listen. I should've guessed I wouldn't love this because I don't like the Beatles and I don't like Jay-Z. The Mouse and the Mask is still the shit.

[killrlsevin55]

@HumbleFishStix man wtf you dont like the beatles

There is definitely something wrong with you

[HumbleFishStix]

@killrlsevin55 just because I don't like the same music as you doesn't mean there is something wrong with me. The Beatles just aren't for me.

[mahavishnuxc]

I'm a huge Beatles and Danger Mouse fan, though i hate Jay-Z ("Gangsta" has never been my bag) but Danger Mouse seriously DJ'ed the shit out of this album.

[TrIpPyUsErNaMe]

If you hate hip-hop I feel bad for you son, I like 99 rappers, but lil wanye ain't one.

[StevenLJohnson]

if you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward

[ibravosp5]

There are 17 dislikes and me ain't 1.

[MrKcspot]

is there anyway you can make this available on phones to listen to... i cant listen to it cuz no internet on comp....

[deejayalemus]

played this on a club system once, the bass caused the CDJ player to skip uncontrollably.

[Rondo205349]

Knicks will have 99 problems on dec 25

[BandsBest]

I used to have 99 problems, then I got an arrow in the knee.

[LoveWalrus13]

The bassline for this song is awesome! xD

[michael1willson]

i got 99 coockies chocolate chips aint one



[JennyTheNerdBat]

It's also funny that both Jay-Z and McCartney liked that album, but EMI still tried to halt its distribution.

[BlueMeanie1221]

It's funny how EMI sues the ass off of people for using The Beatles songs after they get permission to use them.

[ThisIsXTC]

better than the orginal, I remember buying this mixtape by accident off a chinese lady at KFC in jersey back in 2003. I thought it was the black album until I heard it now I'm glad I bought it

[VideosInf]

@ThisIsXTC album dropped in 04 and only on the internet jackass

[ThisIsXTC]

@VideosInf shut the fuck up. so i was off a year, so what

[VideosInf]

@ThisIsXTC it was only released on the internet thats what

[ThisIsXTC]

@VideosInf ok its new jersey and a chinese lady sold it to me IN A KFC, soooo theres a strong possibility that it was a bootleg, like 90% of all mixtapes sold in NJ n NY

[TheAndradeCS]

I got 99 reasons to love the Gray Album.And 16 reasons to use a condon.

[ML1556]

I got 99 problems but Yoko ain't one.

[aegiswings]

wow, this is horrible. 

[Postscript624]

@aegiswings I disagree.

[DamionCrane]

@aegiswings i agree with you.

[ski77z]

NA NA NA FUCK THIS., its k., but check out "RJD2's"

[francaisemusique]

so if this is illegal why isnt danger mouse (and us for listening to it) sued ?

[milzed71]

@francaisemusique because so far as i know, he never attempted to make a profit off the album (other poeples work) he was however served with many cease and desist orders. if he, or you, attempted to sell the music, you could be sued

[Llamaswithhatsfan]

@francaisemusique because no one makes any money off of it

[MegaJdl1]

i keep trying to like this guy...let me know why! he eats the scraps out the beatles toilet!!! at least he has good taste in music (beatles)...too bad he doesnt apply it to his...SUX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WheelsNReels]

@MegaJdl1 Jay-Z had nothing to do with this album, that's why he's illegal. Personally I find this album as one of the best mashups I've ever heard, and I'm not even a big Jay-Z fan; the Black album I wasn't into, but this Grey Album here? Flawlessness

[ski77z]

@WheelsNReels check out rjd2's mashup of this song



[l2enegadesofFunk]

@MegaJdl1 Fuck off.

[TrIpPyUsErNaMe]

I got 99 cookies cus a bitch ate one.

[airman100matt]

@TrIpPyUsErNaMe Wow your so original...

[TrIpPyUsErNaMe]

@airman100matt thanks dooooooood

[ttocsisme]

I've got 99 problems and people constantly repeating this is one

[MrHermionePotter]

I also have 99 problems... but a bitch ain't one :'(

[TakeshiNinja]

I've got 99 problems, and they're all bitches....

[MyGodzilla99]

not bad but the original sounds better IMO should've been the rolling stones though

[reppingAiEa]

I got 99 bitches not a problem with one.

[luigi972]

i got 99 problems and 13 bitches aint one

[ROTFLfan]

oh snap! Love this

[rocklegend94]

I got 99 problems and the fact that my subwoofer's not big enough is one of them.

[dappercad]

Tired of the beatles. Great music but the way rights holders use and abuse outdated copyright laws is just depressing. Not sure Lennon would apporve. Who knows though, maybe he'd have sat grinning on piles of money giving a big old finger to the dream of a future where children aren't born into unjustifiable income because their great grandaddy wrote a popular tune.

[johnpublius]

@dappercad This is an unauthorized track, they weren't allowed to use The Beatles music and this album was yanked.

[dappercad]

@johnpublius yep, it was dangermouse using JZ's vocals from the black album (freely given to anyone to use afaik) and music from the Beatles "white album" (Which you had better pay for or more lawyers than you have ever seen will decend on you and your family). Dangermouse proved he was a musical badass of epic proportions and in doing so created a great work of art that is illegal.

[DecepticonMecha]

@dappercad I started checking out the music after watching a documentary named Copyright Criminals on Netflix. ^_^

[wilky1189]

@DecepticonMecha hahaha i JUST finished watching that...

[BlindMesiah]

@DecepticonMecha I saw that too! A friend recommended this to me first, but I procrastinated until I watched that. It was a good film. =)

[AppleCorp3]

@dappercad So no one should be entitled to income their ancestor has earned? If someone invented something, their children should not be able to earn money on that patent after the inventor has died? Should they be able to earn money from investments they didn't make or businesses they didn't start? I'm not sure where you draw the line on "unjustifiable." That's basically any money you didn't earn yourself. What do you propose happens to your money after you die?

[dappercad]

@AppleCorp3 Conflating copyright with physical property is exactly the problem. Investments and businesses are made of objects and people and money none of which can be in two places at once, copyrighted materials are, quite literally, subject to different laws. As of right now they have an expiry date, are you arguing that they shouldn't? Cont...

[dappercad]

@dappercad Are you arguing that the Beatles should have paid the distant descendant of the inventor of plumbing, or someone who bought the patent of him as part of the fee for a house? At some point all copyrightable, patentable or trademarkable material must move into the public domain for a culture to function. With other property this is not necessarily the case.

[AppleCorp3]

@dappercad I guess the issue that I had was with the term "unjustifiable" income. As if for some reason descendents shouldn't be entitled to money and earnings their family members worked for. There are countless families in the world that are wealthy and have never worked because they inherited it. So? And if the copyright is still in force, the families of the Beatles should still be able to earn from it, or their image, or whatever they can earn from. There's nothing wrong with that.

[SuperUkuleleGirl]

Dangermouse is a certified genius.

[RockAgiRRL]

12 people have 100 problems

[ComradeCrusty]

I got 99 problems, but a gun ain't one!

[snowdjagha]

the beat is hard!! jay-z could REALLY rap to it!

[ybrik222]

@snowdjagha

The Beatles got some sick beats. :P

[snowdjagha]

@ybrik222 yeah! lol

[vgneus]

@ybrik222 lol

[newandused1998]

beatles in the backround

[danalogue]

Yeah, heaven forbid the dicks at EMI allowed this sick shit distribution. Certainly wouldn't want to promote that 40-something-year-old Beatles material to a new generation of fans of Jay Z and hip hop in general. Totally irreverent to those most-hallowed Bugs too. You just know Lennon would never experiment with recording like this. All that backwards music and backmasking was just accidental.

[michael123456654321]

i got 99 problems and the grey album IS one - it's ok but they are both better separate, no way as good as the notorious xx

[ndnnvi]

if got 99 problems and they're all bitches

[smedly500]

Generally I hate rap music, but I have to admit I enjoy this.

[MyGodzilla99]

@smedly500 generally i don't like the beatles, but yea, same here

[kodenkandathable]

i'm sorry, are you all trying to put The Beatles on a different level than Jay-Z? @elbowwonfire @ABOM420 Now THAT should be illegal. don't get me wrong, The bugs revolutionized music, but they aren't more than four pop stars who just did a bunch of shit first (hence the revolutionize). All of my musical taste aside, a TASTEFUL piece of art like this is the reason i still have faith in music today.

[xxwillfirexx]

@kodenkandathable Do everyone here a favor, Pull up your pants grow up and leave others opinions alone if you are allowed to have opinions then so do others and yes the Beatles are on two different level hence the reason they aren't the same type of music Jay z is good but so are the Beatles frankly I would listen to the older music than this new joke they call music honestly danger mouse ruined both albums with one song I call that a waste of time trying to make an album I would never but it.

[RyenDeckard]

@xxwillfirexx No he didn't, music is evolutionary, and revolutionary. Music will not stagnant with time, and expecting it to is to expect civilization and culture to stop producing.

[CazSoma]

@RyenDeckard You're right, music wont stagnant with time, because stagnant is an adjective.

[tazmon122]

@kodenkandathable did they revolutionize music, or are they the poster child of the musical profession for an inevitable cultural change? neither Jay-Z nor the Beatles should be held higher than social and cultural change that happened while popular...it's like saying the Ramones and Slayer are revolutionary...they were at the right place at the right time when the culture took notice...the counter culture that made them popular, that's the revolution

[DarkHumorist]

I think this is the definitive version, Ice T's version was good, Jay Z made a great version and this Beatles remix is awesome

[irporn]

fucking brilliant.

[ABOM420]

ok i looked it up.

1. i didnt know this ENTIRE album was a mashup

(all the gay ass sounds im hating are from gay-z, explains alot)

2. i didnt know he expected this tobe an art project, something he was going to release limited copies of

so now this kidna makes sense

i was literally getting angry at DM for releasing something like this,

now i see its not a (master)piece, but a throwup a tag. something he was just working on.

k now i get it.

[GreenFloyd12]

@ABOM420 actually he spent a lot of time in this, and it's really pretty good, i think. many people think it's his definitive work, definetly one of dm's best

[ABOM420]

this dude ROCKED the black keys, and every other song produced for others is INSANE. but anything he puts his name on, anything his style, just makes me sick to the pit of my stomach. ...idk how to describe it. its just so off cut, basic, and sounds like pop tart SHIT. idk if its just gray album. but this is like the ninth time ive tried to look up his OWN music and its just everywhere with absoulte trash lyrics. i have no idea wht the hell this is. i guess its just his style i dont like

[stormcandy018]

Danger Mouse is crazy good. Any idea where this nigga came from?

[djaekemusic]

I didn't like rap until just now

[The10men]

This is( dare I say it) better than the original. Dang!

[WKRPinCINN]

I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT YOU AIN'T NO DANCER!!!

[SirCheezey]

People need to stop talking about how remixes/mashups/chopped and screwed/cover versions of songs are ruining them. Think more about it as a form of flattery, a tip of the hat to the true original.

[AleksaBee]

@SirCheezey What about when the next generation comes and knows nothing about the ORIGINAL concept and why the remix is as acclaimed as it is? Does that not then disrespect the artist and his/her art... because their idea was taken and changed... in a sense it come off as though it wasn't good enough the way it was..

[SirCheezey]

@AleksaBee Then that's the generation's fault, it's obvious that most of this generation isn't going to have that type of musical taste, but you can't truly love a remix without giving notice to the original. Either way, no disrespect can come from adding your own personal touch to an original to make it your own.

[Nameless0909]

Check out the dj ellipsis mashup of the orig 99 problems with Jeff Beck's "Roy's Toy". Another take on a great track... Not as good as the orig, but amazing nonetheless. 

[TheGr8one1022]

7 people hate thugs and respect REAL music, not trashy talk and SHITTY beats. 108 people out of 56,626 who actually looked this song up is a PATHETIC number for likes when they SEARCHED for it.

[SteppinRazor7]

this isnt danger mouse

[misscakery]

@SteppinRazor7 He made this so... yes, yes it is.

[joodins]

@SteppinRazor7 how is this not danger mouse?

[suppapimp1615]

this is mind blowing

[drumONdrugs23]

if ya havin drug problems i feel bad for you son. i got 99 problems but this spliff aint one.

[MackJCM]

I love the Beatles, and I enjoy Jay-Z's voice, but his style of music doesn't do it for me.

Danger Mouse made me realize how good Jay-Z could be.

[Iamanasshole187]

@HelloImWillis I just dont see why he didnt work with someone with talent if he was gonna do a beatles mix

[ConorSantyPower]

sick

[Iamanasshole187]

Jay-Z sucks dick but the beatles dont and neither does danger mouse and there's too much jay-z and like no beatles

[whydoicare70]

GAY



[RevoltOfAges]

@whydoicare70 The only gay one is your dad... Oh and your other dad too.

[fsklrk]

Is the grey album something to do with the white album by the beatles? Please, someone fill me in.

[jtbep]

@fsklrk The Gray Album is an album made by mixing The Beatles' White Album with Jay-Z's Black Album.

[tomwtom0]

jrec122 got 99 problems, and a troll is one

[Josabeech]

Why is everybody so fucking stupid!? Telling me I'm getting my facts wrong, I know this! Jay-Z and Lennon were best friends in the months before he was shot, and they were doing demos. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK HE WAS IN NEW YORK!?!?!?!?!

[1237Noah]

6 people have 99 problems and a b$#@* is one

[gallo1234321]

@1237Noah so is poor taste in music lol

[deekan]

we'll see how smart you are when the K9's come...

[kmcnallynh]

I got 99 problems and the grey album isn't one. love this shit.

[Zutara4eva12]

Question: So, he took Beatles songs and.. Put his own rap in them?..

[EastHoodG]

@Zutara4eva12 No he took Beatles sample from the white album and put it on Jay-Z songs from the black album .

[Zutara4eva12]

@EastHoodG FOr real? Thats fucking awesome!!

[snood1205]

@Zutara4eva12 I love it!

[ZIPPO669GRIME]

@Zutara4eva12

nar blud, JayZ mashed wit beatles

[jwilks1111]

@Zutara4eva12 no. Danger Mouse is a well-known musician and producer. He isn't the rapper. Jay-Z is. Danger Mouse created this brilliant mash-up.

[Zutara4eva12]

@jwilks1111 ooh.. So Jay-Z and Danger Mouse did this.. Okay that makes sense

[rileykate0height]

this is so much better than the orginal!

[poko11]

HE'S GONNA PRODUCE ONE OF THE NEXT U2 ALBUMS.

[YouKnowItsMatt]

IVE GOT BLISTAS ON MA FINGAS!!!!!

[grimchain]

not as good as Voodoo Problems but pretty decent

[bullrick3]

I like 99 anthems better

[BenStarrCunliffe]

Josabeech is taking all of you for a ride. Fool's x

[Johnnypt13]

@BenStarrCunliffe

He's a troll, sir.

[mickd1337]

@BenStarrCunliffe Fool's

[Josabeech]

John Lennon said a month before he was killed that he was a fan of Jay-Z, I'm sure he would have approved of this album :)

[reverendflash]

@Josabeech

Jay-Z is currently the age John Lennon was when he died. That means that - a month before John Lennon was killed - Jay-Z was 10 years old.

[Josabeech]

@reverendflash You're wrong! Lennon and Jay-Z did some jamming sessions one time! There are demos of them lurking around on the internet somewhere!

[Metllerr]

@Josabeech Well played, good sir.

[BoyTheJohnny]

@Josabeech ha you just got owned by reverendflash

[calumstarkey]

@Josabeech Why must you lie?! Atleast verify the facts before you waffle.

[Josabeech]

@calumstarkey I can't send you the demos over YouTube, can I!? Find them yourself!

[shotcaller1515]

@Josabeech

Jay Z was 11 when John Lennon died. You have no idea what you're talking about.

[jrec122]

@Josabeech If you believe that ur a fucking idiot

[Josabeech]

@jrec122 I'm not an idiot! You're all wrong! Lennon and Jay-Z were like, best mates! Why do you think he did this album!?

[DeathShok]

@Josabeech what are you talking about? Jay Z started his career after John died..

[krischaoz]

@Josabeech uh... fail.... get your facts straight

@1237Noah 6 people have 99 problems and they all bitches lol

[SteamGameplay]

got 99 problems an a bitch aint' one

[xBillyMassiex]

This is nice. Real nice.

[turnofftheDOTtv]

..."I got 99 problems ... being a bitch aint' 1"

[TheRealMontero]

does the instrumental excist?

[DisposableHeroes0]

I think this improves greatly over the original (99 Problems). This is not a remix of Helter Skelter, it just uses the music and the drums are sampled for a new beat.

[satisacro]

cool, but i prefer the original helter skelter

[MattyScottin]

who doesn't! it's the perfect original but it's always good to hear peoples variants of it :)

[6snoop6]

Comments on meaningless shit... amazing!

[elbowonfire]

the song is good...gotta still prefer the original skelter though. Beatles are infinite

[EZ10AUD1T0R1E]

@elbowonfire but still this is.... WoW!

[curbyourwife]

99 problems & H.S = better than the original of either song - Amazing.

[beeslax17]

this is amazing