Top 10 things you can't ask Siri

[WalkinDisaster16]

Need to rename Siri to Ramirez...

[10holley]

some questions you CAN ask,  but dumb video by the way...

[colton17baseball]

Im on the weird part of youtube again:/ Im going to just go watch the worst nipple peircing

[llyodfan56]

get some tweezers bitch

[xer7988]

ur not fkn funny at all i was fkn watching ur video and not once did i fkn laugh UR NOT FUNNY stop fkn making videos cuz u suck dick u cus every 5 seconds and u bleep it out and u cant really get the joke cuz u bleep so much shyt out idk wtf ur saying...bitch

[jdotc95]

no shit

[lzw3]

stupid vid.

[amierbassripper]

#0 what the fu** did i just fu**ing watch?!

[Vampiricbuny]

Ha ha! It's funny because he says f*** a lot (not funny).

[apxmusic]

Anyone who doesn't think this video is funny is a repressed, dumb fuck, cum guzzling, ass raping, baby fisting faggot American whose idea of "comedy" is "Two and a Half Men" and should probably just go kill themselves now!

[theSaphirian]

This fu**ing video is fu**ing shit. F**K!

[darklord2626]

im gonna ask regular questions and just add fuck in there... hahaha halarious?

[kedwardsTWO]

you should of named this

'top 10 fu**ing things you cant ask siri'

[DirtyBlade602]

saying fuck was never cool...

[awh1998]

did you seriously bleep the word "hell"

[rider2344]

ask it were to hide a a dead body you'll be suprised wat it says

[stash1now]

Did you just learn the F-word? You sound like an 8 year old.

[DoMoDoMaNaTiOn]

i come back everyday just to dislike. (y)

[SuperDunnyman1]

Beyond gay



[adompwns]

I would actually say all of those things...

[lokic8]

you should go in to a room with a bottle of whiskey and a loaded gun and ask siri what to do

[FOBfan911]

...............

[Braddles5000]

i laughed so hard some poo came out ahahhaahha

[shmakme2]

"TechBoss" but doesn't use a HD webcam...

[thehammiehamster]

wuz it supposed to fuckin rain today

[5yveBand]

So basically Siri was not programmed to be used by Eric Cartman.

[TheCavalierairsoft]

i did every single one of these and she called me a dumb asshole.

[BadboygHD]

Are you trying to be funny by saying "Fuck" or cursing for no reason in every sentences just to be funny? Thats just playin sad and disparate for lolz

[wileib1]

@BadboygHD Hmm... thats weird i don't see any 250 000 veiw videos on YOUR channel.

[BadboygHD]

@wileib1 Well Your dont even know one shit about me, and also watch my vids and listen to them before you say that because on my last account i have over like 100,000 views and also im inactive on youtube, also its not about the views, its about the quality of the video not the views that counts. After people notice you then you care about the views and ect. Its also obvious that you dont know nothing about youtube directing.

[Jonny12329]

dumb

[MegaRencis]

omg omg omg sssooooo funyy. :D:D:D::::::::::

[taitethomas]

shut up, degenerate weasel.

[brownboy815]

Wwoooooow...

[ogizzl3]

stupid and not funny

[iGir808]

Siri,unsubscribe to this fucking faggot

[mussaobad1]

IF YOU REALLY CURSE AT YOUR PHONE...THEN YOU HAVE PROBLEMS

[ihmemies100]

i better try those...

[rtsai11]

this guy is prolly a troll who still lives with his mom.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN GET A JOB? I AM THE TECH BOSS MOM!"

[InfraredJoe]

Without the hair, he looks like Mr. Bean a little.

[te86a]

unibrow hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah­aha

by the way you're not funny

[Rieuwert2000]

fery funy

[NIRLIST]

Me: Fu** u Siri

Siri: What did u just said?

Me: Android is better than u :p

Siri:Fu** u winey bi*** i wish u didnt brought me go suck ur ass

Me: Escuse me?

Siri: yes?

[ryan64117]

What the f&@$ing time is it

[cesarcantua]

Ask Sir: How the f**k does the rating system work on YouTube? You have 2,100+ dislikes and you still show up on my suggested videos. WHY?

[OMGItsSushi12]

Why don't you shut the F*** up? See what I did there?

[origamiman8]

lol

[splooooon]

t(-_-t)

[ccwrc10]

this is wild!



[Punkinnoodle]

So basically you can't curse

[victorisrex313]

@Punkinnoodle false u can and profanity isnt always in your life he just wanted to show ppl he can talk shit

[emotional4747]

wtf!!!!!!!!! ?!?!?!?!

[greedymasseyy]

iv tried this it works you make you self look like a fag

[bullssit]

Haaaaaaaaaaaa...........

That was a yawn.

[tankepavoneII]

You seem to be a tourette pacient..

[jazzzy10000]

so basicly what ur trying to say is i cant fuck siri what an ass

[ImTahzi]

Would have been funnier if he waited for a week or so and let his unibrow grow in, might have been humerous then..

[BarbedDagger]

Poor guy every single video of his is 80% or more disliked, what has he done to you?

[daviddoan95]

YOU LIE I CAN  ASK THOSE QUESTION I JUST WONT GET THE RIGHT ANSWER!

[gabbbby17]

I think this video is hilarious... you guys are crazy.

[mrwwe123johncena]

rofl



[Lazy2332]

LOL

[eddisaurs]

this guy is ugly

[rachetandclank3]

i like laser sabers! (or dislike bars, how u call them)

[warnozer]

LOL

[liam9497]

Dude... is this supposed to be funny? Just gratuitous.. this sucks...

[BiebsForever]

Me and my brother were at the apple store we were trolling and we asked siri where we should "dump a dead body' and it asked where we wanted to put it

-in a swamp

- (some metal thing)

Or - a dump

And it even located the places xD

Wtf siri is bad....

[cvallair15]

Yea it was actually funny, have a since of humor!

[tallalhumayun]

go fuck urself u bastard mother fucking son if a bitch.........!!!!

[TheRealPiglet]

c'mon on guys this isn't that bad. enough with the hate comments i mean seriously do u guys have anything better to do with your lives? calm the fuck down

[Keatonamore]

Gay as fuck.

[iLiv93]

well that is because you are using swears duh! if you don't use swears it should be all good!

[asen97yoyo]

Bro, why don't you ask siri what "The fuck" means?

[SOFTIHUVVET]

:|

[TheMatthewapple]

Me: Fu** you Siri

Siri: What is it?

Me: Google it

Siri: You are not polite!

Me: Thanks

[theblackninja851]

@TheMatthewapple this comment made me watch fu** you by cee lo green

[SirrrrrrrMo]

eh the #1 was kinda funny lol

[itsCLICHE]

you need to shut the /BEEP/ up, bro.

[Bluechainlightning]

I asked her your #top 2 and she gave the closest place. I didn't go. Siri is all I need. And also shut the fuck up.

[DaaPrimos]

OKEJ WE FUCKING GET IT, WE SHOULDN'T SAY ''FUCK/FUCKER/FUCKING'', JESUUUUS CRIST MAN!

[MisterhimsaysHello]

Wow! is this suppose to be funny? cuz saying "fuck" in every sentences doesn't make it funny just makes you look like a fag.

[MrOskarthebest]

@MisterhimsaysHello saying fag makes you look like an asshole

[rockbutt123]

@MisterhimsaysHello it makes him look more like a fag becuz at the end of the video he says he HASN'T TRIED IT HIMSELF yet.!!! lol im sorry it doesnt make him look like a fag, it makes him look like the fag BOSS!!!

[RaMoN95952]

im sure you have tourette syndrome! hahaha

[rishabhverma999]

you suck man

[iSchedule55]

you suck dick. this is not funny. why would you be SICK enough to ask siri those things??? You don't even have the iPhone 4S, so why are you critiquing it you cheap fat condom sucker!!

[phategamer]

Why so many F*** , this isn't funny.

[dontcare696]

LAME

[MrTechfever]

Top 10 Fuckers needs to be beaten up for uploading meaningless gay Youtube videos that wastes 5 mins of people's time. Here's the list: #10 The guy in this Video, #9 The guy in this Video, #8 The guy in this Video, #7 The guy in this Video, #6 The guy in this Video, #5 The guy in this Video, #4 The guy in this Video, #3 The guy in this Video, #2 The guy in this Video, #1 The guy in this Video.

[sdarvell]

Yawn. Lowbrow humor. You can swear, we get it.

[ZombieMast3rrrrrrrrr]

HAHAHAHAHA I DIED



[willbolt12]

oh my god that so funny

[xXQiKsOpz4LiFeXx]

This like a lame Canadian TV commercial!

[IphoneHackerKids]

He give bjs LikE my comment if u agree

[EspadaStyle]

Are you serious?

[preetishanand]

get a job man.....

[ExtraTerrestrials]

somebody hand over me a piece of cloth i gotta wipe that green spot off the dislike bar

[doctahoofan]

This was a stupid video, go home and get a life!!! I flagged as inappropriate!!

[SuperAndroid2]

Then well educated people CAN ask Siri anything...

[ap199606210509]

Thumbs up if you ask something that you can't ask siri.

[edignaxio]

Sooooo? Fuck is the word you can't say. English i soooo rich in bad words.....

[edignaxio]

@edignaxio so rich in general

[DRnab1983]

I bet Siri would tell you the fuck you are... This was a fail not funny

[MrMeNoYou]

it answers to bad words by "i'll pretend i diden't hear that" or "i cues if i could"

[jamho3113]

that was so funny, i literally forgot to laugh

[Wailot6]

haha that was funny! :D



[pikkefar]

LOOSER

[legoskater55]

you forgot "am i f**ked up?"

[8lilallen]

#1 thing siri WILL say yes to is...... would u kick this losers AZZ

[DavidAProduction]

Why so many negative people under me?

[lkgopee]

O.o... wtf

[cita210679]

DUPEK

[SJCABLEINC1]

dummm............

[shadowfeind100]

U sound like a fuking idiot on that show go get a real job and lose some weight!!!

[nazarjuna]

hahahaha... rofl... lol... lmfao.... NOT!!!! Get a fucking life and don't quit your day job. And get that stupid plant on your right off the camera, you look more like a cunt than a TechBoss...

[TheCyberVid]

Why dont you just say you Siri doesnt answer questions with swear words in it :LL

[legostudiomaker]

So, if I get it right: Saying F**k twenty times in a video is "funny"?

Well my opinion: NO

[SIMOPHIL]

What the actual fuck?

[Berethor10]

Horrible video

[MIKAFUNG]

****** just ****

[MIKAFUNG]

****** just ****

[MIKAFUNG]

**** ***** ****  ***** just *****

[pthampy]

fuck you

[snakyby]

Ideally you cannot say any of this to people also ;)

[hasantariq123]

HE'S A FUC*** ASSH** BIT*** 

[rossgload4ever]

i can add fuck into everyday sentences too

[MaddMoxxi]

@rossgload4ever Chill out hes just having fun

[WutDaPhuqq]

hahahaha you're so funny, white man.

[mrliltroublemaker13]

SIRI... WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING?!?!

[IPODTOUCHKevin]

well atleast siri opens up your favorite porn site : D

[Carzrock77]

fuck you

[iiioool]

dont buy an ipnone they suck get an android

[HansekowitschMUFC]

Hardly any of these were even questions... Fuck you man.



[shadowlugia1988]

Ask if Africa needs donations.

[Jughead2950]

Haha?

[cdolish]

This guy needs to grow up.

[xReMorZeClan]

FUCK YOU AND THIS VIDEO! this was almost 2 minutes of a waste of my time.

[pijef]

Is this supposed to be funny?

[heykuckma]

thats normal everyday language of australian people!!!

[randomiegurl]

GUESS WHAT! I DON'T F****** CARE!!!

[onee]

Fuck... How did I find this video again? FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Lennyficate]

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck ... LAME -.-

[westlax34]

this is gay

[cal1dm]

lol i tried and she said "ill pretend i didnt hear that"

[isabelsofiaish]

I swear he say the word fuck all the time...

[MannMitKot]

How bad :D

[arslanali76]

FUCK YOU!

[mrjoy85]

Fail u thought this was funny joke is the one person that commented and said it was is probably you on another acc .FAIL!!! And Siri does understand fucking or fuck or any of the other ranting stupid language u used because that's how you mum speaks to you.. Spoke bug unlike u a piece of software has more brain cells and manners

[Dovetonboi]

hmmm.... well,

1. you're soooo not funny...

2. obviously don't fucking swear at your fucking iPhone ! fucken...

[nattapong333]

Asshole I got nothing from your F**KI*G video

[victornpb]

Correcting... Things that you can't say to Siri: everything with the F word.

[liam4458]

this is actually funny, why so many dislikes?

[mja4201]

Guess what word all of them have in common, "F**k"

[TheSadPriest]

Your a fucking asshole. Die bitch.

[boomgoodz]

all of them do BITCH

[TonysTactics]

I'll get Siri for Android when it comes out so I can cuss out my phone in public.

[zwinkyforyou]

O_O yeah...i think i knew that

[SleeperInTheShadow]

You sound like a very angry black man.

[oldemorFE]

Maybe you cant say that stuff because every sentence contains the word "fuck" or "fucking"

[host47]

@oldemorFE lol clearly. even the guy who made the video knows this.

[FrapsYou]

"who is your daddy and what does he do?"

[mytechboss]

This video confuse you? See the revised video at mytechboss on youtube!

[wizzlekidd]

this guy failed. you are not funny.