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  • 202 people are rozzers.

  • best part 8:33!

  • *cock.*

  • the vitara you gotta watch the starter motor wire it falls off piss easy

  • Richards car... hahahaha :') such a brilliant show

  • 7:29 "Stinger" Deployed

    7:54 & 8:00 "Stinger" is back

  • australian cops have sweet cars. (apart from thge ford ones) :)

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  • What episode and season is this episode?

  • @MrSharper203 Season 11 Episode 1

    For a full guide to all Top Gear episodes, search for 'top gear episodes' on wikipedia.

  • brits cop cars sux

  • Anyone know where you can get Jeremy's box of many noises?

  • Gratuitous "NEEDS MORE 2JZ" comment.

  • 7.04 dont be so sensitive.

  • watch ``Mihov Bojan -bicycle reverse driving``

  • 7:04 - From the streets of San Francisco........... how much of a homophobe is clarkson during that comment?

  • @MrCheeseman3000 its hilarious!

  • Just had a fun idea for a challenge. Give them each a hummer and 100£ and have them make race cars out of them, by stripping off as much weight as possible, remodeling the exterior etc. The end results could be pretty cool considering the engines they'd have to work with. :)

  • the police call 999 for details

  • I love the horn on James May car, sounds like Mario when it gets faster :D

  • I only watch this becuase it is funny as hell not really for the cars.

  • theyll have their legs cut off XD

  • and at 8.25 he loost it agin wate the fuck

  • at the minet7.30 he lost his spikes at minet 7.59 he got it back it an epic fail fuck that

  • @yazeeeeeeeed2012 He lost one, not both.

  • In 7:32 he loose his Weapons and then come Magic and hes Weapons are in 7:57 are back in the Front. I love Top Gear but this is Fail, Guys =)

  • weird that stig was 1,44 in Lacetti petrol, but 1,48 in diesel Astra which must be quicker

  • I love how the Stig shakes his head when he takes off. It's like : I can't believe this is what they got for police cars.

    I mean you need at least 300hp i you want to shake the cops in Canada, even more in the states. In england you can outrun police with a suzuki swift LoL.

  • blunder: 7:45 it doesn't have that thing on the front. at 7:59 the thing is back, and at 8:07 it's gone again..

  • @ElfenSky yes i noticed that too...

  • "That looks good in slow-motion" xD

  • I would love to see the US Top Gear do this challenge. Pit whatever they come up with against the Dodge Charger and the Ford Crown Victoria.

  • james looks sad at 5:01

  • wow is the stig really micheal Schumacher?

  • @Efan71 no

  • omg that was hilarious

  • That was an awesome vid

  • Top comments are the same! Here's my chance!

    um..... screw it idk....

  • @GradyLorenzo you think your ready kid? I'll give you a shot

  • @mikethenascarfan ....wha?

  • @GradyLorenzo i thubs you up

  • What season is this?

  • @UrbanMoviemaker5 Series 11 Episode 1

  • what car is the coupe?

  • @norway2602 It's a sort of Fiat Coupe. This one comes with the rear wheel spikes. ;-)

  • 4:42 Oh, cock!

  • haha oh dear hammond !!:D

  • In jail, no one can hear you scream

    Arresting criminals in your community!

    The police... Call 999 for details!

  • LOL AT 53

    Jermy takes care of the wounded At throw bodies

    and stig wiping of the paint hahahahahh lmfao

  • hammond is the best lol

  • That is funny when James said "Morning all" at 0:28 and "Stand Aside" at 0:52. That's really funny.

  • "FEAST upon my magnificence." - Jeremy Clarkson

  • at 4:35 did anyone realise that James said left but then turned right?

  • 1:59 HAHAHA

  • keep pressing 2 XD

  • What Was the music in hammers lap? i like it!

  • I got told off for LOL literally, at this challenge whilst on a flight returning to the UK. It still makes me laugh every time I see it

  • lmao!!!, it was unmistakeably a door mat with some nails in it.

  • I think they really made a lap with the vitara, and hammond really lost his tongue. But while editing the video, they accidentally added the warm-up lap's footage... Because in the actual lap when hammond hits the empty boxes, one of them gets stuck onto the front grill, and at the end it is still there...

  • Bad idea to drink coffee while watching this!

  • @Husvagnen18 why?

  • Captain Slow is still the fastest son of a bitch on track!

  • Which episode is this?

  • Rozzers — catching crims and locking them up... in your community

  • lexus ls400 is beautiful

  • i went to top gear live and i saw james's police car in an exibition! :D

  • @jazmyn594 did you see Jeremy's coupe turbo or Hammond's Grand Vitara? 

  • why cant the usa/canada use astras?

    --oh wait-- here they are discontinued here :/

  • FEAST upon my magnificence!

  • 'the police - call 999 for details'

    classic hammond

  • 200 wurden mit denen Police Cars Abgefürt ^^ :D

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  • hammond is a genius

  • The Police

    Call 999 for details

  • In jail no one can hear you scream XD

  • anyone else notice that on the end of richards lap the stinger was back on?

  • @casualbarbarian Nice pick! Just goes to show how cut and scripted the show is... Still, I love it.

  • @casualbarbarian probably running low on tape

  • @casualbarbarian just bad editing, that footage is not from the end but beginning, first turn, and the "cut" gay place it before ending of the lap - just bad editing.

  • hm miau wer will camen

  • imagine being chased by the stig...........

  • lol, at jeremy giving James the vi sign @4.07!

  • im not in four wheel drive anymore

  • In jail, no one can hear you scream.

  • i had to laugh at jeremy clarkson refering to the steering as the police shuffle

  • coomo llegar aseer un correedoor como el qee saale kn elloos ??jeje qe alguien me digaa porfavor

  • Rozzers: Catching Crims and locking them up in your community

    Polizia: In jail no one can hear you scream!

    The Police: Call 999 for details

  • The gentle touch went first.

    *softly* Three. Two. One. Go.

  • James May and the word COCK what its the fail with that?!

  • @ginosaji99 I think the expression is: "Cork!"

  • where's the crown vic?

  • @DennisfromDC this is a british series. Crown Vics are used by amerifags

  • @j4ff4c3ks1 You are a disappointment of a person.

  • @willjamesmoore: do you mean me?

  • Yeah, it looks weird that he loses his stinger, regains it then, then it's gone again. It's probably just poor editing on their part, or he ran it twice and they spliced it together (terribly). It's not the first video where one of the editors deserves to be sacked. None of this means this wasn't awesome.

  • 7:39 - Śp. Hanka Mostowiak... PAMIĘTAMY

  • 1:34 James then demonstrated his siren...

  • 1:21 - so you're driving in front of the crims who are trying to get away

    YEAH, 'because crims will let you get in front od them... NOT if they can help it...

  • the stig always drives that astra like in budget super cars

  • HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHA­HAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

  • You guys should have a Mission Statement on your show.

  • "it was unmistakably a door mat with some nails in it" LOOOOOOOLLLLL

  • press 8 super speed

  • that had to be the most epic race ever lol

  • LOL epic face at exactly 3:06 XD!!!!!

  • what fiat model was that INEE TO KNOW THE FIAT THAT JEREMY WAS DRIVING

  • @thefivespokewheels

    It's Fiat Coupe

  • WTF 7:58 , it's not Hammond driving, & how the hell that sting shit is still on?

  • "The Pet Cop Boys are here!"

    I feel gay just getting that joke.

  • Does anyone notice the return of the stinger at 7:55?

  • @willjamesmoore Other than the guy that mentions it earlier (oops)

  • @willjamesmoore yeah , i did

  • @willjamesmoore yup! crazy stuff... things like this happen in mr bean a lot as well

  • @willjamesmoore they cut and paste shots together to make it look interesting, what do you expect them to film with one camera throughout the whole challenge?

  • "What happens if you just pull up next to the pavement and their are some women and children walking by?"

    "They'll have their legs cut off"

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  • Funny and i mean, Really fun

  • I beat james time in a kia ceed in forza xD

    

  • at  2:06 that sound, I thought that Jeremy was laughing

  • @kinktrani no why?

  • Lol thats what britain uses as a cop car? Laaameee!

  • @Robbieifyoucan nar its usually the new vauxhalls suped up a little bit. the guns unit use bmw m5 or just them standard lookin bms.in the main captials like london and manchester they use the m5s or m3s. they kinda invested alot of money in new cars over the last two years.

  • 7:32 - Loses tongue.

    7:55 - Regains tongue.

    8:07 - Reloses tongue.

  • @maxwell19900 WTF that's a serius fail..

  • @maxwell19900 My dad and I watched that episode on netflix and he noticed that lol

  • If Jezza hadn't done the J turn, he prolly would've had it

  • "I should easily be able to conquer 4 hoodies in a stolen datsun with these" best!

  • 1:07

    well have their legs cut off

    LMAO

  • Why at 7:59 does hammond's doormat-with-nails-in-it suddenly reappear on his car after it fell off?

  • I for one like this show, not only for fast European cars but also for the intelligent British humor. The humor is severely lacking in the American Top Gear.

  • very good

  • i hope you like prison food crims.

  • Jeremy: I wonder if its got traction control?

    Richard: I don't think its neccesary.

    Lol

  • I laughed SOOOO hard :'D 

  • 6:07 AHAHAHAHH LMFAO!

  • actually the spikes proved to be useless against the Romans,

    they simply moved out of the way and let the chariots pass...

    creative idea though

  • This is definitely my favourite challenge - Clarkson's wheel are brilliant!

  • go Jeremy!

  • Feast upon my magnificence! Nice way to start.. :D

  • fail, the fiat police car is the state police, not the carabiniere :P carabiniere have red and bordeaux black colors :P

  • @American and Italians watching this and are thinking what British police etc are like... just don't =P

    Compared to American and Italian cops, cop cars... cop chases, British ones are just you know =/

    Fastest cars British cops have are Subarus.

    Good challenge and episode though =)

  • What episode is this?

  • And the I mean with Richards part. The thing in front falls of, then at the end it losses power and it's back on it again. And after that the piece of cartboard that fell of earlier is suddenly back on again as he comes to a finish.....

  • Dit anyone notice that the editing was not very wel?

  • hahahahahhahahah hahahahah,,,

    

  • jeremy avoided to make a proper lap in the fiat coupe because it would have smoked all the british cars in that category.and considering it's a british show they would never let a fiat go under 1:30 min...

  • @theoracingdriver If all that was on his mind he wouldn't have bought it in the place...

  • @PastafariansWON *first place

  • 197 people lost there legs by Jeremy's boudicca's

  • 5:02 haha james's sad puppy face

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  • The should give every police force a 2007 or 2011 model of the subaru impreza wrx sti

  • At 4 :34 did anyone realize that james said Left then turned right?

  • @hugamumfterwoof just like always?

  • @TheFireOfInfernape well true i suppose

  • @hugamumfterwoof this is britain there is everything different. they even drive on the wrong side of the road.

  • @chikanook

    I'm British! lol

  • "d'dododo d'dadada" that made me laugh somehow

  • Not very good editing

  • @Kapilathebiller

    Yea, most of the episodes in Youtube are just short cuts from the best moments.

  • YouTube......oahusquid....chec­k out the HUGE tiger shark my son and I ran into while spearfishing in Hawaii.

  • Some police force should really print one of those slogans on their cruisers.

  • 999 is Malaysian emergency number lol

  • pftt my RSX could beat all those cars, even real British Police cars

  • james remindes me of hooks in police academy 1....

  • Lol at 7:59 richard has his tire back on which he just lost

    STUPID MISTAKE!!!!!!

  • @116808apd your stupid its a stinger you retard

  • All of the cars were rubbish but if they had the Bugatti Veyron it would be good

  • @OllyDaJollyWollyLOL Were you listening at 0:07? They said they only had £500 to turn their £1000 cars into police cars. They were trying to prove how much money the police could save. A Veyron costs about £840,000.

  • at the end you put the watch part 2 here thing right when the bar is that shows how far you are in the video so you cant click on it -_-

  • Thumbs up if you hate the new American Top gear.

  • @samalamas12345 lol @ you trying to get thumps up by hating a Tv show.

  • @samalamas12345 top gear usa sucked in the beginning but they've gotten better

  • @samalamas12345 theyre both ok