Haha I'd be all emo and have amazing emo hair just so that I could look in the mirror at myself for HOURS. cause that beats staring at a computer screen... ^.^ I'd also be super gay! Cause gay emo guys are freaking adorable(:
if i were a boy.. i would be gay and have the flippiest hair in of of flippy-dom.. maybe bi... and then i would go up to some random girl or boy and tell him or her i loved him or her
If I were a boy even just for a day, I'd roll outta bed in the morning and throw on what i wanted and go, drink beer with the guys...yeah...pretty much it.. maybe go shopping.....
If I were a guy I would most likely be gay, but I wouldn't act all girly and talk funny. I would act like a straight guy and I would be really hot and girls would be all over me until I say, "Oh, I gotta go. My boyfriend's waiting for me."
if i was a guy i would piss standing up, take a shower ;), be gay, wear tight pants to see if it hurt my balls, and.......ummmm.......lets see......oh! i would be shirtless all the time.
Damn I wanna be a girl just to find out if they actuly got a sex drive and if they y do they get annoyed if pervs suck up to them I mean guys wud love gurls to suck up to them but besides for this thank god imma guy hooya
I'd be all emo and stuff lol (cause emo guys are awesome) and I'd be a screamo singer. Yes, I know girls can do that, but it's just not the same... I'd also probably be super gay lol. I've always wondered what it would be like.
If I was a dude I would like drink ten million gallons of water so I could pee !!! I would also be a virgin for the rest of my life because there is no way in hell id let a dude but his pen-island up my ass if I was a guy , and there is no way I would look or touch a naked girl ... so If I was a boy my life would be ruined :/
if i was a guy, i would probably have alot more friends!!! not that i don't have friends, its just i've always gotten along better with guys and i go to an all girls school, so ya. not the best choice i've made, most of my friends are outside school anyway! girls schools are really strange...
lets see... if i were boy... i don't think my life would be any different. No, I think the only difference would be that I was more active and liked to go outside more often. I'm pretty lazy to begin with but i can vouch for that... okay no i can't but still.
If I were a guy id play video games and snowboard and go quading on my 500! Oh wait... I already do that! And I would be a clean guy? Who's not afraid of a little coverup if needed :P
Omfg just bc a guy is emo doesn't mean they're gay u idiots!
If I was a guy I would walk around without a shirt. pee in snow. be straight as a circle. hmmm... wat else I would stalk a guy cuz I'm straight as a circle.I would be the biggeest bitch ever and kill all my enamies wich means die u fuckin preps wat now!?!! I'll laugh wen u all go to he'll for all the shit u say about ppl
If I were a guy... I don't know how I'd be... not much of a girly girl... not much of a tomboy either... this is a tough question, I'll skip it and go to the next one :P
Shane Dawson sent me. If I were a girl I would use it to get out of as much work as possible. I would wear very low cut perfessional outfits. And tease the guys to do everything but never really give them anything! LoL keep up the good work!
if i were female i would be the thing where i then find a mercenary fish uniform and fly to the moon in spaceship and i wake up inside a toilet ball on the moon singing the star spangeled banner oh and thx mom for the toilet paper i was calling u but u were probably busy frying red paper and glasses with 4 ice cubes in them and 2 kohls bags filled with ice that never melts cuz chuck norris round house kicked down the wall of china and btw ur momma so fat not even jesus can lift her spirit keanu
if i was a guy all the girls would want me because i was a girl and i know what girls want and need but id probably be gay as in i would like boys there are a lot of cute gay guys out there
if i was a guy i would probly be gay because them gay emo guys get all the hot guys out there..lol....im sorry but u aint got to be a man to be a race car driver...
1. I would replace Eli at the top of the guy rank at school
2. I would make Brent seem gay because he's not, but he IS
3. I would make the principal suck the secretary's balls
4. I would tell all the girls to call me
5. I would hold an assembly and tell everyone that in each awkward moment, a gay baby would be born. That way, people's first dates wouldn't be so crappy.
Well, I wouldn't be much different. I am basicly one of the boys, I'd rather shoot a gun, then get my nails done. I would still have long hair, but not extremly long, but steven's long, with his hairstyle.
Shane Dawson sent me...awesome video, and if I was a man, I'd pee standing up, scratch my balls all day and play with myself constantly to see what all the hype is about. lol
im a little male than most females so i dont think i would be that different..... though i could not shave and not shower and it would be ok.... NO PERIODS!!!!!
If I were a boy... I think I'd really be afraid of someone randomly chopping my penis off. The idea of just having that out there would make me feel completely vulnerable, I think. Hahaha.
if i was a boy i would probably be exactly the same.but i would take my shirt off infront of everybody and probably be more respected by the guys on my wrestling team
if i was a boy.. i'd be a sexy boy (: and do whatever i wantedd and get a tattoo on my arm :D and be ripped... but not like bulky ripped, like uber skiny with a nice package (: wooo!
hmmm , if i was a guy.. I would just hang out with all the guys at me school .. (wait i already do that umm) ... I think I would be A) Really into girls , or B) I'd be gay.. I really think i would be gay , that sounds really weird now .. so im going to stop saying it... ♥ I love you stephen !!
LOL i know what he ment by "work" and "buniess suit" XP well if i was a teenage boy , id want to find out what they liek in girls and stuff like that, oh and if i was one for more than days id say im gay so i woudnt have to be kissed by girls XD but then agian i woudnt want to kiss a boy while being a boy :p ugh confuseing question..
If i were a guy, I'd be gay cuz i can't imagine being attracted to females xD
TheBeatlesAmazing998 3 weeks ago
I know what it's like as a boy and girl; I'm transgendered XD
reneedooma 2 months ago
@reneedooma Well damn, that's cheating lol
(ps angry commentters, i'm not hating on ftm or mtf i'm just kidding)
BecauseIWannaComment 2 months ago
@BecauseIWannaComment lolz I know you were jkn Its all good XD
reneedooma 2 months ago
if I were a guy, I'd....
1) play a video game just to see if i were good at it
2) try to develop one of those sexy tenor voices
3) hide from society since I don't like sports
4) secretly buy makeup so I can maintain a sense of style, while keeping it suppressed under the cruel rules of our society
5) comment on this video saying what I'd do if I were a girl
EpicHobos 2 months ago
same as jasiann123
PS Shane DAwson sent me here
Mr19lincoln 3 months ago
if i was a guy, i would be exactly the same, but a guy.
Angelkat24 3 months ago 3
be a male model.
gaaradarling 3 months ago
if I were a girl I would not have to get bit/ched at for leaving the da/mn toilet seat up.
gkitchens1 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I just noticed that most of the comments seem to be from girls. Also if I was a girl, my life would probably be easier in certain ways.
FIREDRA6ON 5 months ago
If I were a boy...I would turn off my fone..and tell everyone its broken...
Nahh but If I was a boy, I would play all the girls!! And I would masturbate a lot probz...just to see wat its like haha
sweetytweety0011 6 months ago
if i were a boy? Um..... well, i would explain to guys about girls....lol :) me is smart
SuperJillpill 6 months ago
If I was a guy...I would kill a little child and blame it on my girl self that no longer exsisted.
IndeedIAteTheCookies 6 months ago
if I was a boy... Interesting question.
Haha I'd be all emo and have amazing emo hair just so that I could look in the mirror at myself for HOURS. cause that beats staring at a computer screen... ^.^ I'd also be super gay! Cause gay emo guys are freaking adorable(:
XxXluvstarXxX 6 months ago
if i were a boy.. i would be gay and have the flippiest hair in of of flippy-dom.. maybe bi... and then i would go up to some random girl or boy and tell him or her i loved him or her
lanieareeah22 6 months ago
If I were a boy, I would probably do the same thing I am doing now... Not give a shit.
thangel93 6 months ago
If I were a boy even just for a day, I'd roll outta bed in the morning and throw on what i wanted and go, drink beer with the guys...yeah...pretty much it.. maybe go shopping.....
lottabottle05 6 months ago
LMAO:47
666SarahMC 6 months ago
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666SarahMC 6 months ago
shane sent me here :)
iloveladygaga767 6 months ago
if i were a boy i wud jack off a lot : )
xcypressriverx 7 months ago
if i were a guy i might be more social and stuff like tht with boyz
nailskittyscream2234 7 months ago
If i were i boy.. i swear i will be a player >.<
colmekristina 8 months ago
If I were a guy I would most likely be gay, but I wouldn't act all girly and talk funny. I would act like a straight guy and I would be really hot and girls would be all over me until I say, "Oh, I gotta go. My boyfriend's waiting for me."
KaoruruAnimeFreak 9 months ago 4
If I was a boy, I'd be beaten by the dumbasses at my school. B) Femaleness rocks!
SenceraStudios 9 months ago
if i were a boy I WOULD BE SOOOO HAPPY! i could go to the bathroom ANYWHERE and not have to sit! i could just whip it out <3 and Stephen your cute ;)
LadyGapGap13 9 months ago
If i were a girl trust me ....I WOULD BE HOT
0199TC 9 months ago
if i was a boy it would not be as weird to be friends with like 20 boy :D XDDD shane sent me
moocowmew 10 months ago
if i were i dude
i'll be the best and hot dude on earth -_-"
miss1more1more 10 months ago
if i were a boy stick my penis in everything lol shane sent me here
TheRandomsChannel 10 months ago
if i was a girl, i would buy a nice office chair...you know...to sit in my work station; right by the stove and the fridge
MrGsus8a 10 months ago
if i were a boy i would be a jerk. and i would get away with every thing! :)
taryshoushose7991 11 months ago
If I were a boy I'd be the Emo/outcast type who sits in the back of the classroom listening to Linkin Park or writing poetry.
MPDelicious 11 months ago
@MPDelicious haha linkin park isnt emo
XChrisxRubiX 9 months ago
if i was a guy i would piss standing up, take a shower ;), be gay, wear tight pants to see if it hurt my balls, and.......ummmm.......lets see......oh! i would be shirtless all the time.
pipssister2 11 months ago
Stephen if i was a boy id still marry you...:D
p.s shane sent me
RedAxel9137 1 year ago
shane dawson sent me and i wud b a slut nt get regnant bt the first thing id do is take a shower oh yea
shithead1912 1 year ago
if i were a boi i would pee in snow kiss a girl
and have sex with action figures at night lol
Msmadamedeath 1 year ago
MattG <3
EastonSaysRawr 1 year ago
Either way, I'm marrying Stephen <3
LolliAnime 1 year ago
@LolliAnime already called dibs lol ♥
LostinA7X28 4 months ago
@LolliAnime already called dibs lol ♥
LostinA7X28 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@LolliAnime already called dibs lol ♥
LostinA7X28 4 months ago
I absolutely love the ending.
XxXLadyDarkXx 1 year ago 4
This is great!
debbiesouth 1 year ago
Damn I wanna be a girl just to find out if they actuly got a sex drive and if they y do they get annoyed if pervs suck up to them I mean guys wud love gurls to suck up to them but besides for this thank god imma guy hooya
1navyseal1962 1 year ago
If I were a boy, life would be awesome.
I'd be all emo and stuff lol (cause emo guys are awesome) and I'd be a screamo singer. Yes, I know girls can do that, but it's just not the same... I'd also probably be super gay lol. I've always wondered what it would be like.
MagicalGirlBehoimi2 1 year ago 29
If i were a boy, i would practice peeing.
Ps. Shane sent me here
jadiann123 1 year ago 104
@jadiann123 omg! me 2 :D
killvamp13 1 year ago
If I were a boyy... I could scratch my balls.... In public ;)
LanaTheIguana 1 year ago
Phil :D if I was a boy I'd try and be like Stephen! Hehe :)
missjessielovesu 1 year ago 2
if i was a gril, i'd be such a whore!!
WearBear07 1 year ago
Shane Dawson sent me
breezyj1998 1 year ago 2
if i wold a girl, ild play whif my puccy evey night LOL
pvbh 1 year ago
*points* it's KRISTINA FROM ALL CAPS! :D
iLuvJiffy 1 year ago
if i was a boy.. I'll be a asian dude with a big dick
ChewytanTV 1 year ago
shane dawson sent me!!!
madtvmangaprtvifan 1 year ago 5
If I was a dude I would like drink ten million gallons of water so I could pee !!! I would also be a virgin for the rest of my life because there is no way in hell id let a dude but his pen-island up my ass if I was a guy , and there is no way I would look or touch a naked girl ... so If I was a boy my life would be ruined :/
XoXoBowTieXoXo 1 year ago
first of all PHIL!!!!
secondly...
if i was a guy, id be like STEPHEN!!!
theforeverfalling 1 year ago
If I was a guy, I'd become best friends with my crush and see how my crush feels about me.
sneakysam2901 1 year ago
if i was a girl i woul toatly jouge with a very thin tank top on and become lesibian yeah!
liamdj5 1 year ago
If i was a boy....... I would be gay.......
Beachybeaches 1 year ago
if i was a boy i would walk with my shirt off when i get hot
SywxTV 1 year ago
Hey wot did you mean "stephanie FTW" !?!? MYmane is stephanie and i find dat rude!
ONLY JOSHING! 8-)
MegaSupergirlie 1 year ago
if i was a guy, i would probably have alot more friends!!! not that i don't have friends, its just i've always gotten along better with guys and i go to an all girls school, so ya. not the best choice i've made, most of my friends are outside school anyway! girls schools are really strange...
checkedboots 1 year ago
lets see... if i were boy... i don't think my life would be any different. No, I think the only difference would be that I was more active and liked to go outside more often. I'm pretty lazy to begin with but i can vouch for that... okay no i can't but still.
frumplertat12 1 year ago
If I were a guy id play video games and snowboard and go quading on my 500! Oh wait... I already do that! And I would be a clean guy? Who's not afraid of a little coverup if needed :P
sally7024 1 year ago
shane sent me, but now this is one of my favorite channels now
lulugal31 1 year ago
shane dawson sent me
terminateratwill 1 year ago
If i were a boy, i would be exactly the same...but I'd pee standing up, and I'd run around without a shirt.
katsinhatsx0x0 1 year ago
shane sent me :)
aca7792 1 year ago
Nice Scotland flag in the back :D :D :D
GBxAidan 1 year ago
If I was a girl, I wouldn't be a tease, but I wouldn't be a slut!
waWeeWaWoo53 1 year ago
this video sucked at all limits of it
CounterNerd 1 year ago
0:40
How does one manage that? It's a pretty hefty book.
mindstormmaster 1 year ago
lmfao phil and stephen are just awesome
CLUMSYBL0ND3 1 year ago
oh my god I would be a mass murderer yay Im a girl right now
sealsarenotbadpeople 1 year ago
it defenently would not be g rated if i was a girl. ;) if you know wt i mean
BOOFUSREGGIE111 1 year ago
Shane sent me but his video was so much better then this!!!
Solidevilmonkey 1 year ago
Omfg just bc a guy is emo doesn't mean they're gay u idiots!
If I was a guy I would walk around without a shirt. pee in snow. be straight as a circle. hmmm... wat else I would stalk a guy cuz I'm straight as a circle.I would be the biggeest bitch ever and kill all my enamies wich means die u fuckin preps wat now!?!! I'll laugh wen u all go to he'll for all the shit u say about ppl
scarymonkey3 1 year ago
I love how Stephen inches closer at the beginning.
ReneeKana 1 year ago
The same as it us no I'd masthurtbathe constantly
FingerboardUntilIDie 1 year ago
If I were a guy I'd be gay...;)
WolfPuppyTM 1 year ago
1:10 I was like KELLY? O.o
I was so scared it said my name. Aha. Then I realized it was Kelly from Shoes Kelly :D Get me.
KellyRebeccaSan 1 year ago
Phiilll. "I WOULD GET NAKED! YEAH!"
x3
If I was a guy, I'd probably be one of those guys who act gay. 'Cause I'm into theater.
And acting gay seems to be a side effect of theater. C:
madnessofthedarkside 1 year ago
shane sent me but this vid sucks!
idancerocks 1 year ago
shane dawson sent me!
XxM1K3YxX95 1 year ago
bad bad bad, shane sent me, but wow, my mind is sick!!!
AliceCullenIAm 1 year ago
shane dawnson sent me
hectypooh 1 year ago
If I were a guy... I don't know how I'd be... not much of a girly girl... not much of a tomboy either... this is a tough question, I'll skip it and go to the next one :P
SinfulAngel151 1 year ago
lmao if i were a guy id probably not have the username of funnyfeet o_e thats all that'd changeXD wait i take that back o_o
funnyfeet09 1 year ago
If I were a guy I would be gay....end of story.
altarboyzlover 1 year ago
if I was a girl I would not be a boy
Since I'm a boy that isn't the case
bipseh 1 year ago
o-o Lmfao Phil
xDDDD
If I were a guy I would probably...o-o
Be like...o-o
"Rarr...manliness...o-o''
idfk o-o''
Halp me o-e''
LyfeDenied 1 year ago
if i were a boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooy
....wait what?
Sharkskillyou 1 year ago
lol @ Phil
If I were a guy....I may actually have a decent singing voice.
welcometounderland 1 year ago
if i were a guy i'm sure my life would still be the same id just be a guy XD
CHAIMAAgoesRAWR 1 year ago
hilarious video! :D
theSecondOneOfMe 1 year ago
if i were a guy i would explore my sexy bartone voice, walk around shirtless without people staring and of course do a lil fun silly ;)
kkone7 1 year ago
Shane Dawson sent me :D
TheNigiri 1 year ago
if i were a girl i would b a SRIPPER!!!!!
sorazon111 1 year ago
If I was a dude I would probably be one of those guys who just sit and play on rhe xbox all day xD
RandomDeborah 1 year ago
if i were a girl i'd get naked and run down the street
dirtyducktape 1 year ago
Yo Shane dawson sent me :D
allana014 1 year ago
hahah oh, I love Phil.
Deaner3 1 year ago
Shane Dawson sent me. If I were a girl I would use it to get out of as much work as possible. I would wear very low cut perfessional outfits. And tease the guys to do everything but never really give them anything! LoL keep up the good work!
Scotthite71 1 year ago
i would never leave the house ever
xskaterxgirxl4lifex 1 year ago
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If I were a woman I would be in the kitchen, where I should be :/
Torleep 1 year ago
If i where a guy... i'd... do the same thing as LiceyWoo
RachelxRoulette 1 year ago
If I was a guy, I'd get all the cute emo guys *coughStephencough*
LiceyWoo 1 year ago 4
To bad you are a boy.
kaloian7491 1 year ago
If I was a boy I would go arround fucking and raping girls and Probably fucking dudes in the ass and waling arround with only boxers on
ClaudiaDare 1 year ago
If I were a boy:
1. I'd walk around the house topless and just in my boxer shorts
2. I'd cuss my heart out without getting into much trouble
3. I'd kick some of my enemies asses (assuming they're still their regular gender)
4.Pee standing up
5. Wear very tight clothing
6. Eat steak every damn time I want to! D<
7. Run around the track
8. Get a car and leave the house whenever I want ;)
Yeahh lol
YukariKanashii88 1 year ago
If I were a boy, I would become a teacher then jerk off to all the pretty girls in the class lol
Fishyfries123 1 year ago
LOLZ I LIKE THE END!!!
sound like my bro's friend patrick
O_o
loner521 1 year ago
wow stephen really does stand really close to the camera!! and mattg is always really far away! lmao
cocacola410 1 year ago
If i ''WAS''??? O_o My english teacher has some serious shit to explain here!
CatGaiaVenus 1 year ago 45
lol mattg124
wendy8u 1 year ago
pee standing up. thats sounds awesome.
BonBonTheBlonde 1 year ago
if i were female i would be the thing where i then find a mercenary fish uniform and fly to the moon in spaceship and i wake up inside a toilet ball on the moon singing the star spangeled banner oh and thx mom for the toilet paper i was calling u but u were probably busy frying red paper and glasses with 4 ice cubes in them and 2 kohls bags filled with ice that never melts cuz chuck norris round house kicked down the wall of china and btw ur momma so fat not even jesus can lift her spirit keanu
Crazychris902 1 year ago
dude,
me tooo!
except, i am girl. so that's everyday stuff for me.
nathalycarrizox3 1 year ago
lol!!! i loved matts.
joshhmarryme 1 year ago
This is shit mate
appleanneend 1 year ago
No offense but this is stupid
tellietubbie09 1 year ago
if i was a guy all the girls would want me because i was a girl and i know what girls want and need but id probably be gay as in i would like boys there are a lot of cute gay guys out there
NaomiGower 2 years ago
childbirth... *shudder* me either.
If I was a guy... I'd probably be the biggest jackass you've ever met.
JanJanCherry 2 years ago
If i where a girl i would be a whore!
MrUtuber274 2 years ago
Phil FTW!!!
TaylorASwiftFan82 2 years ago
WTF
mscrossover28 2 years ago
If i was a girl:
1. I would still be bi.
2. I would start an all girl screamo band.
3. I would.......hmm thats all i can think of.
SimplicityCovers 2 years ago
if i was a boy...
PEE IN SNOW ! PEE IN SNOW!!
spartakicks 2 years ago 46
@spartakicks OMG, i totally forgot about that! thats a good one!!
kikio512 1 year ago
if i was a guy I'd wear eyeliner and act like its cool
gnnrdluv 2 years ago 3
if i were a guy i would...pee standing up lol idk
imadethistocomment4 2 years ago
If I Were A Boy I Would....Wait Stephen Is Gay Right.....mwahahahah! O___O I Know What I Would Do ;]
mcr4life112 2 years ago 4
god Phils hilarious Yeeaah!
TheUnderGroundMole 2 years ago
I'd actually be able to marry my boyfriend instead of just be the eternal boyfriend of boyfriendiness.
jyblack53 2 years ago
if i was a guy i would probly be gay because them gay emo guys get all the hot guys out there..lol....im sorry but u aint got to be a man to be a race car driver...
weirdochick15 2 years ago
If I were a guy I'd be an MMA fighter and get lots of puntang.
BrittanyER86 2 years ago
if i was a boy:
1. i'd be gay
2. i'd hide my tokyo mew mew and cardcaptor sakura manga
3. i'd be an emo-styled boy
-_-
lovelylioness12 2 years ago
if i were a chick i would get someone to go-giggady my gishmoygen thank you Quagmire!
pitthepwner 2 years ago
If I were a boy...
1. I would replace Eli at the top of the guy rank at school
2. I would make Brent seem gay because he's not, but he IS
3. I would make the principal suck the secretary's balls
4. I would tell all the girls to call me
5. I would hold an assembly and tell everyone that in each awkward moment, a gay baby would be born. That way, people's first dates wouldn't be so crappy.
kailei155afoxie 2 years ago
if i were a boy i would be gorgeous nuff said
babybubss 2 years ago
i agree with stephen-if i were a guy id be like exactly the same
captainimagination 2 years ago
If I were a boy I would...
Make my sister mad by missing the toilet when peeing.
GabyParkRox 2 years ago
if i were a guy i wouldnt hav to make excuses of y i eat like a pig and y i am so perverted....
GothicPunkRose15 2 years ago 5
if i were a girl then this world would die bc of my boobs blocking the sunlight >.>
infinityontherise 2 years ago
Well, I wouldn't be much different. I am basicly one of the boys, I'd rather shoot a gun, then get my nails done. I would still have long hair, but not extremly long, but steven's long, with his hairstyle.
Cher1296 2 years ago
Shane dawson sent me=]
mandalovesyou1107 2 years ago
look at the video that says lmaobtw
lmaobtw 2 years ago
if i were a boy..
1. i would work my charm on the ladies
2. i would wear the tightest skinny jeans i could fit in
3. i would allow ppl to kick me in the balls
4. i would tell my mom that im gay(just to be epic) ( oh and for the lolzzzzz)
5. i would make jeffree star my bitch
6. i would play my guitar with my shirt off
7. i would make a youtube video about how awesome my scene hair is, and that would make me get million views in one min.
-love kayla
kaylavictoria321 2 years ago 2
shane sent me two watch this its pretty funny though
TheShadowNinga 2 years ago
Shane Dawson sent me...awesome video, and if I was a man, I'd pee standing up, scratch my balls all day and play with myself constantly to see what all the hype is about. lol
LRish1225 2 years ago
Shane Dawson asked me to watch this...
syncronicity94 2 years ago 3
im a little male than most females so i dont think i would be that different..... though i could not shave and not shower and it would be ok.... NO PERIODS!!!!!
thegothelk1 2 years ago 3
@jamdog96 do u even know how to spell your country's name right lol
scotkid100 2 years ago
shane dawson told me to watch:)
EscapeTheTradgedy 2 years ago
if i were a boy..
1: act like a girl
2: dress like a girl
3: nd reject almost every girl..unless theres one i like.
4: read twilight and confess it over the P.A. system.
5: probably kiss a guy.
6: take off my shirt and walk around the school shirtless.
7: emo self.
smartygurl10 2 years ago
lol that guy at 0:48
coozman64 2 years ago
If I were a guy, I'd finally have an excuse to play call of duty
That's all they do anyways
I'd finally be accepted
MollieIrvine 2 years ago
me to my friend, me to.. its hard being the gamer chick.. lol
ikuto2213 2 years ago
If I would boy...
1. I would pee on stranger's cars.
2. I would pee on stop signs.
3. I would pee on hobos.
4. I would pee..everywhere..
amgceg 2 years ago 6
If I were a guy, I'd def be a gay one. :'D
Shidonte 2 years ago 7
If I were a boy... I think I'd really be afraid of someone randomly chopping my penis off. The idea of just having that out there would make me feel completely vulnerable, I think. Hahaha.
WithRawMoves 2 years ago 4
Oh my god, the guy who says that he would be busy, has a scotlland flag! =O Thats where im from! =0=0=0
jamdog96 2 years ago
wow phil!!!
lol
beatriz0607 2 years ago
if i was a boy i would probably be exactly the same.but i would take my shirt off infront of everybody and probably be more respected by the guys on my wrestling team
AmberJTV1 2 years ago
if i were a boy......
1. i would be a complete ass
2. have gay sex
3. pee on a building
4. masterbate all the time because thats what they do
keeleey09 2 years ago 6
hahahaha. mary poppins comes in handy here, i think.
"though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they're rather stupid."
p.s. love your post.
WithRawMoves 2 years ago
ROFL !!! STEVEN PHIL XD AHAHAHHAHAHA losers (:
if i was a boy.. i'd be a sexy boy (: and do whatever i wantedd and get a tattoo on my arm :D and be ripped... but not like bulky ripped, like uber skiny with a nice package (: wooo!
kaila2395 2 years ago 3
ROFL!
sarty 2 years ago
if i were a boy id problably be a skater cuz im a girl and kinda skate and id also be ......ohhmyygodd this is hard(X
EcTaSy98 2 years ago
If i wasa chick I woujold fuck every single day for at least 2 hours a day.
ilovecodemonkeys 2 years ago
OMFG LOL the end haaa
ThingsMarchBrings 2 years ago
hmmm , if i was a guy.. I would just hang out with all the guys at me school .. (wait i already do that umm) ... I think I would be A) Really into girls , or B) I'd be gay.. I really think i would be gay , that sounds really weird now .. so im going to stop saying it... ♥ I love you stephen !!
taylorbumbum 2 years ago
LOL i know what he ment by "work" and "buniess suit" XP well if i was a teenage boy , id want to find out what they liek in girls and stuff like that, oh and if i was one for more than days id say im gay so i woudnt have to be kissed by girls XD but then agian i woudnt want to kiss a boy while being a boy :p ugh confuseing question..
iloveavrilavigne13 2 years ago
If I was a boy, Id go to colorado and pee my name in the snow, then slap everyone with my peepee :] heh.
KiddoIsAKlutz 2 years ago
my names stephanie....haha
stephrocks1254 2 years ago
i hate hthe guys hair fagget
RAPWORDYO 2 years ago
I was sent here by Shanee <3
MelanieClyde08 2 years ago
shane sent me___..
mmmm well if i was a guy i think i would probably eat a bunch n masturbate alot =)
TheDulcediablita 2 years ago 3