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  • If i were a guy, I'd be gay cuz i can't imagine being attracted to females xD

  • I know what it's like as a boy and girl; I'm transgendered XD

  • @reneedooma Well damn, that's cheating lol

    (ps angry commentters, i'm not hating on ftm or mtf i'm just kidding)

  • @BecauseIWannaComment lolz I know you were jkn Its all good XD

  • if I were a guy, I'd....

    1) play a video game just to see if i were good at it

    2) try to develop one of those sexy tenor voices

    3) hide from society since I don't like sports

    4) secretly buy makeup so I can maintain a sense of style, while keeping it suppressed under the cruel rules of our society

    5) comment on this video saying what I'd do if I were a girl

  • same as jasiann123

    PS Shane DAwson sent me here

  • if i was a guy, i would be exactly the same, but a guy.

  • be a male model.

  • if I were a girl I would not have to get bit/ched at for leaving the da/mn toilet seat up.

  • If I were a boy...I would turn off my fone..and tell everyone its broken...

    Nahh but If I was a boy, I would play all the girls!! And I would masturbate a lot probz...just to see wat its like haha

  • if i were a boy? Um..... well, i would explain to guys about girls....lol :) me is smart

  • If I was a guy...I would kill a little child and blame it on my girl self that no longer exsisted.

  • if I was a boy... Interesting question.

    Haha I'd be all emo and have amazing emo hair just so that I could look in the mirror at myself for HOURS. cause that beats staring at a computer screen... ^.^ I'd also be super gay! Cause gay emo guys are freaking adorable(:

  • if i were a boy.. i would be gay and have the flippiest hair in of of flippy-dom.. maybe bi... and then i would go up to some random girl or boy and tell him or her i loved him or her

  • If I were a boy, I would probably do the same thing I am doing now... Not give a shit.

  • If I were a boy even just for a day, I'd roll outta bed in the morning and throw on what i wanted and go, drink beer with the guys...yeah...pretty much it.. maybe go shopping.....

  • LMAO:47

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  • shane sent me here :)

  • if i were a boy i wud jack off a lot : )

  • if i were a guy i might be more social and stuff like tht with boyz

  • If i were i boy.. i swear i will be a player >.<

  • If I were a guy I would most likely be gay, but I wouldn't act all girly and talk funny. I would act like a straight guy and I would be really hot and girls would be all over me until I say, "Oh, I gotta go. My boyfriend's waiting for me."

  • If I was a boy, I'd be beaten by the dumbasses at my school. B) Femaleness rocks!

  • if i were a boy I WOULD BE SOOOO HAPPY! i could go to the bathroom ANYWHERE and not have to sit! i could just whip it out <3 and Stephen your cute ;)

  • If i were a girl trust me ....I WOULD BE HOT

  • if i was a boy it would not be as weird to be friends with like 20 boy :D XDDD shane sent me

  • if i were i dude

    i'll be the best and hot dude on earth -_-"

  • if i were a boy stick my penis in everything lol shane sent me here

  • if i was a girl, i would buy a nice office chair...you know...to sit in my work station; right by the stove and the fridge

  • if i were a boy i would be a jerk. and i would get away with every thing! :)

  • If I were a boy I'd be the Emo/outcast type who sits in the back of the classroom listening to Linkin Park or writing poetry.

  • @MPDelicious haha linkin park isnt emo

  • if i was a guy i would piss standing up, take a shower ;), be gay, wear tight pants to see if it hurt my balls, and.......ummmm.......lets see......oh! i would be shirtless all the time.

  • Stephen if i was a boy id still marry you...:D

    p.s shane sent me

  • shane dawson sent me and i wud b a slut nt get regnant bt the first thing id do is take a shower oh yea

  • if i were a boi i would pee in snow kiss a girl

    and have sex with action figures at night lol

  • MattG <3

  • Either way, I'm marrying Stephen <3

  • @LolliAnime already called dibs lol ♥

  • @LolliAnime already called dibs lol ♥

  • I absolutely love the ending.

  • This is great!

  • Damn I wanna be a girl just to find out if they actuly got a sex drive and if they y do they get annoyed if pervs suck up to them I mean guys wud love gurls to suck up to them but besides for this thank god imma guy hooya

  • If I were a boy, life would be awesome.

    I'd be all emo and stuff lol (cause emo guys are awesome) and I'd be a screamo singer. Yes, I know girls can do that, but it's just not the same... I'd also probably be super gay lol. I've always wondered what it would be like.

  • If i were a boy, i would practice peeing.

    Ps. Shane sent me here

  • @jadiann123 omg! me 2 :D

  • If I were a boyy... I could scratch my balls.... In public ;)

  • Phil :D if I was a boy I'd try and be like Stephen! Hehe :)

  • if i was a gril, i'd be such a whore!!

  • Shane Dawson sent me

  • if i wold a girl, ild play whif my puccy evey night LOL

  • *points* it's KRISTINA FROM ALL CAPS! :D

  • if i was a boy.. I'll be a asian dude with a big dick

  • shane dawson sent me!!!

  • If I was a dude I would like drink ten million gallons of water so I could pee !!! I would also be a virgin for the rest of my life because there is no way in hell id let a dude but his pen-island up my ass if I was a guy , and there is no way I would look or touch a naked girl ... so If I was a boy my life would be ruined :/

  • first of all PHIL!!!!

    secondly...

    if i was a guy, id be like STEPHEN!!!

  • If I was a guy, I'd become best friends with my crush and see how my crush feels about me.

  • if i was a girl i woul toatly jouge with a very thin tank top on and become lesibian yeah!

  • If i was a boy....... I would be gay.......

  • if i was a boy i would walk with my shirt off when i get hot

  • Hey wot did you mean "stephanie FTW" !?!? MYmane is stephanie and i find dat rude!

    ONLY JOSHING! 8-)

  • if i was a guy, i would probably have alot more friends!!! not that i don't have friends, its just i've always gotten along better with guys and i go to an all girls school, so ya. not the best choice i've made, most of my friends are outside school anyway! girls schools are really strange...

  • lets see... if i were boy... i don't think my life would be any different. No, I think the only difference would be that I was more active and liked to go outside more often. I'm pretty lazy to begin with but i can vouch for that... okay no i can't but still.

  • If I were a guy id play video games and snowboard and go quading on my 500! Oh wait... I already do that! And I would be a clean guy? Who's not afraid of a little coverup if needed :P

  • shane sent me, but now this is one of my favorite channels now

  • shane dawson sent me

  • If i were a boy, i would be exactly the same...but I'd pee standing up, and I'd run around without a shirt.

  • shane sent me :)

  • Nice Scotland flag in the back :D :D :D

  • If I was a girl, I wouldn't be a tease, but I wouldn't be a slut!

  • this video sucked at all limits of it

  • 0:40

    How does one manage that? It's a pretty hefty book.

  • lmfao phil and stephen are just awesome

  • oh my god I would be a mass murderer yay Im a girl right now

  • it defenently would not be g rated if i was a girl. ;) if you know wt i mean

  • Shane sent me but his video was so much better then this!!!

  • Omfg just bc a guy is emo doesn't mean they're gay u idiots!

    If I was a guy I would walk around without a shirt. pee in snow. be straight as a circle. hmmm... wat else I would stalk a guy cuz I'm straight as a circle.I would be the biggeest bitch ever and kill all my enamies wich means die u fuckin preps wat now!?!! I'll laugh wen u all go to he'll for all the shit u say about ppl

  • I love how Stephen inches closer at the beginning.

  • The same as it us no I'd masthurtbathe constantly

  • If I were a guy I'd be gay...;)

  • 1:10 I was like KELLY? O.o

    I was so scared it said my name. Aha. Then I realized it was Kelly from Shoes Kelly :D Get me.

  • Phiilll. "I WOULD GET NAKED! YEAH!"

    x3

    If I was a guy, I'd probably be one of those guys who act gay. 'Cause I'm into theater.

    And acting gay seems to be a side effect of theater. C:

  • shane sent me but this vid sucks!

  • shane dawson sent me!

  • bad bad bad, shane sent me, but wow, my mind is sick!!!

  • shane dawnson sent me

  • If I were a guy... I don't know how I'd be... not much of a girly girl... not much of a tomboy either... this is a tough question, I'll skip it and go to the next one :P

  • lmao if i were a guy id probably not have the username of funnyfeet o_e thats all that'd changeXD wait i take that back o_o

  • If I were a guy I would be gay....end of story.

  • if I was a girl I would not be a boy

    Since I'm a boy that isn't the case

  • o-o Lmfao Phil

    xDDDD

    If I were a guy I would probably...o-o

    Be like...o-o

    "Rarr...manliness...o-o''

    idfk o-o''

    Halp me o-e''

  • if i were a booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooy

    ....wait what?

  • lol @ Phil

    If I were a guy....I may actually have a decent singing voice.

  • if i were a guy i'm sure my life would still be the same id just be a guy XD

  • hilarious video! :D

  • if i were a guy i would explore my sexy bartone voice, walk around shirtless without people staring and of course do a lil fun silly ;)

  • Shane Dawson sent me :D

  • if i were a girl i would b a SRIPPER!!!!!

  • If I was a dude I would probably be one of those guys who just sit and play on rhe xbox all day xD

  • if i were a girl i'd get naked and run down the street

  • Yo Shane dawson sent me :D

  • hahah oh, I love Phil.

  • Shane Dawson sent me. If I were a girl I would use it to get out of as much work as possible. I would wear very low cut perfessional outfits. And tease the guys to do everything but never really give them anything! LoL keep up the good work!

  • i would never leave the house ever

  • If i where a guy... i'd... do the same thing as LiceyWoo

  • If I was a guy, I'd get all the cute emo guys *coughStephencough*

  • To bad you are a boy.

  • If I was a boy I would go arround fucking and raping girls and Probably fucking dudes in the ass and waling arround with only boxers on

  • If I were a boy:

    1. I'd walk around the house topless and just in my boxer shorts

    2. I'd cuss my heart out without getting into much trouble

    3. I'd kick some of my enemies asses (assuming they're still their regular gender)

    4.Pee standing up

    5. Wear very tight clothing

    6. Eat steak every damn time I want to! D<

    7. Run around the track

    8. Get a car and leave the house whenever I want ;)

    Yeahh lol

  • If I were a boy, I would become a teacher then jerk off to all the pretty girls in the class lol

  • LOLZ I LIKE THE END!!!

    sound like my bro's friend patrick

    O_o

  • wow stephen really does stand really close to the camera!! and mattg is always really far away! lmao

  • If i ''WAS''??? O_o My english teacher has some serious shit to explain here!

  • lol mattg124

  • pee standing up. thats sounds awesome.

  • if i were female i would be the thing where i then find a mercenary fish uniform and fly to the moon in spaceship and i wake up inside a toilet ball on the moon singing the star spangeled banner oh and thx mom for the toilet paper i was calling u but u were probably busy frying red paper and glasses with 4 ice cubes in them and 2 kohls bags filled with ice that never melts cuz chuck norris round house kicked down the wall of china and btw ur momma so fat not even jesus can lift her spirit keanu

  • dude,

    me tooo!

    except, i am girl. so that's everyday stuff for me.

  • lol!!! i loved matts.

  • This is shit mate

  • No offense but this is stupid

  • if i was a guy all the girls would want me because i was a girl and i know what girls want and need but id probably be gay as in i would like boys there are a lot of cute gay guys out there

  • childbirth... *shudder* me either.

    If I was a guy... I'd probably be the biggest jackass you've ever met.

  • If i where a girl i would be a whore!

  • Phil FTW!!!

  • WTF

  • If i was a girl:

    1. I would still be bi.

    2. I would start an all girl screamo band.

    3. I would.......hmm thats all i can think of.

  • if i was a boy...

    PEE IN SNOW ! PEE IN SNOW!!

  • @spartakicks OMG, i totally forgot about that! thats a good one!!

  • if i was a guy I'd wear eyeliner and act like its cool

  • if i were a guy i would...pee standing up lol idk

  • If I Were A Boy I Would....Wait Stephen Is Gay Right.....mwahahahah! O___O I Know What I Would Do ;]

  • god Phils hilarious Yeeaah!

  • I'd actually be able to marry my boyfriend instead of just be the eternal boyfriend of boyfriendiness.

  • if i was a guy i would probly be gay because them gay emo guys get all the hot guys out there..lol....im sorry but u aint got to be a man to be a race car driver...

  • If I were a guy I'd be an MMA fighter and get lots of puntang.

  • if i was a boy:

    1. i'd be gay

    2. i'd hide my tokyo mew mew and cardcaptor sakura manga

    3. i'd be an emo-styled boy

    -_-

  • if i were a chick i would get someone to go-giggady my gishmoygen thank you Quagmire!

  • If I were a boy...

    1. I would replace Eli at the top of the guy rank at school

    2. I would make Brent seem gay because he's not, but he IS

    3. I would make the principal suck the secretary's balls

    4. I would tell all the girls to call me

    5. I would hold an assembly and tell everyone that in each awkward moment, a gay baby would be born. That way, people's first dates wouldn't be so crappy.

  • if i were a boy i would be gorgeous nuff said

  • i agree with stephen-if i were a guy id be like exactly the same

  • If I were a boy I would...

    Make my sister mad by missing the toilet when peeing.

  • if i were a guy i wouldnt hav to make excuses of y i eat like a pig and y i am so perverted....

  • if i were a girl then this world would die bc of my boobs blocking the sunlight >.>

  • Well, I wouldn't be much different. I am basicly one of the boys, I'd rather shoot a gun, then get my nails done. I would still have long hair, but not extremly long, but steven's long, with his hairstyle.

  • Shane dawson sent me=]

  • look at the video that says lmaobtw

  • if i were a boy..

    1. i would work my charm on the ladies

    2. i would wear the tightest skinny jeans i could fit in

    3. i would allow ppl to kick me in the balls

    4. i would tell my mom that im gay(just to be epic) ( oh and for the lolzzzzz)

    5. i would make jeffree star my bitch

    6. i would play my guitar with my shirt off

    7. i would make a youtube video about how awesome my scene hair is, and that would make me get million views in one min.

    -love kayla

  • shane sent me two watch this its pretty funny though

  • Shane Dawson sent me...awesome video, and if I was a man, I'd pee standing up, scratch my balls all day and play with myself constantly to see what all the hype is about. lol

  • Shane Dawson asked me to watch this...

  • im a little male than most females so i dont think i would be that different..... though i could not shave and not shower and it would be ok.... NO PERIODS!!!!!

  • @jamdog96 do u even know how to spell your country's name right lol

  • shane dawson told me to watch:)

  • if i were a boy..

    1: act like a girl

    2: dress like a girl

    3: nd reject almost every girl..unless theres one i like.

    4: read twilight and confess it over the P.A. system.

    5: probably kiss a guy.

    6: take off my shirt and walk around the school shirtless.

    7: emo self.

  • lol that guy at 0:48

  • If I were a guy, I'd finally have an excuse to play call of duty

    That's all they do anyways

    I'd finally be accepted

  • me to my friend, me to.. its hard being the gamer chick.. lol

  • If I would boy...

    1. I would pee on stranger's cars.

    2. I would pee on stop signs.

    3. I would pee on hobos.

    4. I would pee..everywhere..

  • If I were a guy, I'd def be a gay one. :'D

  • If I were a boy... I think I'd really be afraid of someone randomly chopping my penis off. The idea of just having that out there would make me feel completely vulnerable, I think. Hahaha.

  • Oh my god, the guy who says that he would be busy, has a scotlland flag! =O Thats where im from! =0=0=0

  • wow phil!!!

    lol

  • if i was a boy i would probably be exactly the same.but i would take my shirt off infront of everybody and probably be more respected by the guys on my wrestling team

  • if i were a boy......

    1. i would be a complete ass

    2. have gay sex

    3. pee on a building

    4. masterbate all the time because thats what they do

  • hahahaha. mary poppins comes in handy here, i think.

    "though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they're rather stupid."

    p.s. love your post.

  • ROFL !!! STEVEN PHIL XD AHAHAHHAHAHA losers (:

    if i was a boy.. i'd be a sexy boy (: and do whatever i wantedd and get a tattoo on my arm :D and be ripped... but not like bulky ripped, like uber skiny with a nice package (: wooo!

  • ROFL!

  • if i were a boy id problably be a skater cuz im a girl and kinda skate and id also be ......ohhmyygodd this is hard(X

  • If i wasa chick I woujold fuck every single day for at least 2 hours a day.

  • OMFG LOL the end haaa

  • hmmm , if i was a guy.. I would just hang out with all the guys at me school .. (wait i already do that umm) ... I think I would be A) Really into girls , or B) I'd be gay.. I really think i would be gay , that sounds really weird now .. so im going to stop saying it... ♥ I love you stephen !!

  • LOL i know what he ment by "work" and "buniess suit" XP well if i was a teenage boy , id want to find out what they liek in girls and stuff like that, oh and if i was one for more than days id say im gay so i woudnt have to be kissed by girls XD but then agian i woudnt want to kiss a boy while being a boy :p ugh confuseing question..

  • If I was a boy, Id go to colorado and pee my name in the snow, then slap everyone with my peepee :] heh.

  • my names stephanie....haha

  • i hate hthe guys hair fagget

  • I was sent here by Shanee <3

  • shane sent me___..

    mmmm well if i was a guy i think i would probably eat a bunch n masturbate alot =)