Funniest Commercial Ever - Above the Influence - Diner

[hockeyx593]

i get corkscrewed after hittin the books

[puffballrox4]

Dude that pussy couldnt think of a better excuse then hitting the books, we all know black people arent aloud to read. He should have said naw man I cant cuz you assholes left and now I have to pay for your meal. Ps im black so stfu

[gaarasgurl100]

@pantara9 you are an idiot. im white, and i understood that without ur dumass "subtitle for white ppl"

[TheDoctorisin2181]

@gaarasgurl100 Jesus buddy. It's a fuckin joke.

[noah124351]

naw we straight

[zz0mfgz]

Little did the man working there know, books is slang for crack.

[xXGAMING101Xx]

why they make weed seem so bad in these stupid commercials weed is not bad it can actually help you in life.

[The420blaze69]

git twisted

[jacques444]

lmao :P

[Behemoth413]

0:20 Straight straws

[AeroEagleSurfClub]

"We 'bout to go get TWISTED"= BEST LINE EVER

[MadGorillaProduction]

hitting the books = hitting the bong



[vivalaryan54]

Don't do drugs. You'll get a free meal!

[mepat10]

Well without paying this bill i now have enough money for a dime, hold up guys!!

[MrMachinimator]

So if I dont do drugs I get free food?

[MrBiscuitsAndmustard]

MY NIKAA GETTIN TWIZTID HALE YA

[scootering12345]

0:20 hes such a nigger his script is at 0:20

[kaminskirob11]

Truth is twisted didnt sound good enough for him so he came up with the books excuse so he could get blown

[123pcp321]

i dont get why hes all happy when he dosnt have to pay, i mean he would of gotten smoked out with crack if he accepted, its win win situation

[HurricaneXR]

SO TWISTED BRO

[colorsinscenes]

I've smoked pot for over ten years, nobody says "twisted" when referring to smoking.

[Thebattlewalrus]

@colorsinscenes I kinda want to start using that word.

[scootering12345]

@colorsinscenes wow ur cool?

[ospreius]

@colorsinscenes where I live, twisted just means getting drunk and high simultaneously.

[MrTroubles911]

how is this the " Funniest Commercial Ever " ? Its serious

[DerStadtschutz]

@MrTroubles911 lol, cuz it's a bunch of bullshit, that's how...

[kwamemali]

black folks for real..

can I get the check

its already on the table...$10.99 and dnt 4get to tip

[legalwiseshow]

If the commercial continued it would have shown the young man going home, hitting the books, THEN hitting the bongggggggggg!!!!



[NeroBaelside13]

Fucking sanctimonious bullshit.

Turning down drugs will never get you free food.

[ILoveDaMoon]

Had the commercial gone 10 seconds longer, you would've seen that the guy actually went out and got twisted, only pulling that stunt to skip the bill.

[DrWillHird]

this video has the funniest top comments ive ever seen good job guys

[Kriskazam]

WE BOUT TO GO GIT TWISTED

[cashdiamondz]

Twisted = drunk + high

[fetusfromspace]

We bout to get twisted? Hahahahahahahahaha!

[alexanderkundrat]

again... what did the stoners do wrong? they offered, he declined (as many stoners would do too, if they got stuff to do), everyone was happy... don't see what the problem is...

toke up

[Harryhoodz]

No one would talk that loud about leaving to get twisted, at a restaurant.

[DxExX]

@Harryhoodz Trust me, they do. Maybe even louder to be honest with you.

[Harryhoodz]

@DxExX Oh yea? Trust You? Cause you know everyone who talks about getting twisted at a restaurant? lol only clowns would do that where I'm from. You're response is invalid

[TheMagicSandwichist]

@Harryhoodz lol bro i get fucked up everyday. I havent had 1 sober day in 5 months. Ive been getting drunk, high, fried, or twisted every single one of those days and honestly i dont give 2 flying fucks who knows about it. I talk about it openly everywhere i go. Why? because punk ass pigs cant do shit about shit unless i got it on me and when you talk about it openly you never know what generous soul/ business man you'll come across. Fuck the police and remember: sharing is caring

[Carsongamer23]

@TheMagicSandwichist So this is what's wrong with my generation.

[TheMagicSandwichist]

@Carsongamer23 If getting fucked up like me is wrong i dont want to be right.

[Carsongamer23]

@TheMagicSandwichist Uh yeah... okay hippie.

[TheMagicSandwichist]

@Carsongamer23 Fuck you. Go shove it up your ass Calvin Kline.

[DxExX]

@Harryhoodz Oh yea? Trust you? You're fucking retarded bro. You just said you don't know why people do it and no you're saying you do. What the fuck is wrong with you? You're the type of person that everyone in the world fucking hates because you're logic is what most people call bullshit.

[kevboslice112]

don't do drugs and then get free food?!

[nafaidni]

*later*

"Did it work?"

"Yeah, the dumbass didn't make me pay anything! Ain't this magic or what? Let's go to that guy next, you can take this one..."

[italiandrew22]

Nah man we straight. The most ironic homosexual line on television.

[lilscottie075]

Ha now that the kid got the free meal he now has enough cash to get twisted!

[wazdz]

@lilscottie075 well played

[randomguy199545]

ANNNNNNDDDDDDD thats why you avoid black people. Good subtle message, commercial

[Puddlewhite1]

So, don't smoke, get free shit? Nah, I'll stick to smoking.

[mikeyTV32]

@pantara9

LOL lmfao haha you funny AF!

[zXBOTDFXz]

But black people cant read and why arent they at KFC this is so unrealistic

[Harryhoodz]

@zXBOTDFXz hahahahaa

[TrifeLife92]

@xJoepa23x yo im cryying

[noobhouse1]

yess stright people dont have to pay at diners

[237cupcake]

who says twisted when they talk about drugs?

[1600Percent]

I could just see him running out after them EYO WEYDUP DUMB NIG AINT CHARGED ME NOTHIN WE BOUT TO GET SOME MAD ROCKZ UP IN THIS BITCH TONIGHT!

[TheReHigh]

I dont have to pay for lunch? "aye niggas wait up I got money on trees now!!"

[peaceeex420]

wes bouts to go gets twisted...nah brah, i'm already twisted.

[mellogirlfriend]

One day, i plan to do this with a group of friends to get a free meal for everyone.

[theFonzSaysSitOnit]

LOL ABOUT TO GO GET TWISTED

[pantara9]

Subtitles for white people:

Boy: Hello, We are going to smoke marijuana. Would you care to join us

Other boy: No thank you, i need to study at our local library.

Boy: Okay. Carry on

Other boy: May i please pay the amount i owe for the products i have just purchased.

Man: No, the products are free this time.

[TheMagicSandwichist]

@pantara9 Twisted- the act where one consumes large amounts of alcohol while smoking an abundance of marijuana and/or other illicit drugs for the purpose of getting really fucked up

[xSkaxFreeridexPunkx]

@pantara9 haha i was just hitting the books in the library and started laughing out loud. but then again, i did blaze right before haha

[drumminxnaked12]

@pantara9 yes.

[Shadowscowl]

@pantara9 Thank you, sir.

[Dennyboy190]

@pantara9 No white people cal drugs norcautics haha

[pemchem]

@pantara9 Oh gee whiz mister. Thanks a bunch, I really appreciate it!

[Siberianhusky89]

@pantara9

Twisted means that you're going to get high AND drunk at the same time.

[WiiThoko]

@pantara9 Wow I never understood the ending before.

[ilymari]

hahahaha. funny shit

[TheRP113]

Yo, look, check it out. We bout to go play twista.

[jdtwinkletoes81]

yeaaa, a diner owner in the hood dont smoke, respects people that dont as well, and gives out free meals.. pffft now i know im high

[tehRedBumbleBee]

@xJoepa23x ...no shit. lol.

[RAZ11234]

So many mistakes in this commercial. First obviously they r gonna get high before they go out to eat that's just common sense. Second if hes about to go actually study hes gonna get high, that shits way to boring for a teenage kid to do sober. And realistically why would a waiter/ business owner not charge that kid? Cause he actually didn't go smoke...cause it kinda sounds like he smokes weed but actually just had shit to do so he couldnt go.

[Iamoldenough92]

One white guy, suspiciously added into the commerical.

[deecool47]

the diner waiter obviously prefers to play jump rope...

[poopy729]

We about to go jizz on each other, you comin' or what? Nah, nigga I gotta hit the books, nigga. Alright, bye nigga. Uh, can I get a check? Nah, nigga, we straight. Thanks, nigga. Above The Influence.

[TheJoejonaslover21]

nah man we straight lol

[ThatAnonymousMan]

Black people!

[fucknamenumbers]

look at the one white token guy lol

[purplnuke]

little did he know they were about to go play a game of twister

[lolKERT]

@purplnuke LOLLL

[BitchesLoveHardstyle]

This is the only above the influence commercial that has taught me anything. It's that if I go to a diner black neighborhood sober I'm likely to get free food.

[jfksajdfjsdj]

this would never happen in today's world. if kids are offered the opportunity to "get twisted" they'll take it, not hit the books.

[BitchesLoveHardstyle]

@jfksajdfjsdj Really Captain Obvi? (Obvi is short for obvious)

[jfksajdfjsdj]

@BitchesLoveHardstyle you gay or something?

[BitchesLoveHardstyle]

@jfksajdfjsdj Yeah, I am actually. Are you just inquisitive or were you hoping to insult me by that guess of yours?

[jfksajdfjsdj]

@BitchesLoveHardstyle no im just wondering why you have the audacity to be so fucking sarcastic.

[BitchesLoveHardstyle]

@jfksajdfjsdj Three reasons. 1. Personality. 2. Internet. 3. Why not?

[jfksajdfjsdj]

@BitchesLoveHardstyle you probably have no friends. kill youself

[BitchesLoveHardstyle]

@jfksajdfjsdj You're right on the money, let me tell you. I'll get right on that.

But before I do, where do you get the audacity to be so fucking hormonal and rude?

[Deadlywaterboy]

@BitchesLoveHardstyle hahahahahahahhaahahahhhahahaah you're gay u like weiners hahahahaha

[rebellionofsomthing]

@jfksajdfjsdj What an ass

[Roxas258]

Hell yeah let's go play some Twister!!!

[47ire]

Maybe "get twisted" is slang for study or do community service and "hit the books" is slang for doing meth, crack or heroine and the owner suppors youth drug use!

[sTRstRUK]

@47ire hahaha loolllzzz

[47ire]

Maybe "get twisted" is slang for study or do community service and "hit the books is slang for doing meth, crack or heroine and the owner suppors youth drug use!

[buddahqueen1]

He's probably going to get twisted AFTER he hits the books.

[deano509]

he hase more weed at home to smoke so fuck going out and this add is fucking stuped a black guy catching up on books wtf ahaha

[TheSlytherin777]

LMAO. so unrealistic. what the hell.

[skittleschocolate]

SHIT MAN DIS SHIT RACIST. THEY AIN"T NO WHITE PEOPLE

[atari64ds]

@skittleschocolate yeah there is the curly cue in the left corner when they leave

[skittleschocolate]

fuck he blended right in. i was just being a douchebag. because we don't give a rats ass if there isn't a white person in a video, but black people lose it if there isn't a black man

[meach498]

@skittleschocolate a white guy gets up to get twisted

[channny23]

"See you later guys!!!!"

[tigger60001]

ALL RIGHT hahahaha ''twisted''lmao

[UngratefulLiving420]

I woulda been like man hit the blunt, THEN hit the books

[seinfan9]

@UngratefulLiving420 maybe after a pure sativa strain. Anything else and I wouldn't trust myself to learn what I need to while studying.

[ninjamonky7]

hahahahhahhaha

[Idontsaydurd]

this commercial needs to have subtitles for white people

[weirdgamer24]

@Idontsaydurd XD ROFLMFAO

[EViLxApplesauce]

@Idontsaydurd LOL!

[TheSlytherin777]

@Idontsaydurd Subtitles for brown people too!

[DKsparks13]

@Idontsaydurd hey bro why aint you telling me that bro?

aye bro we bout to get blazed. you coming or what bro?

nah brah i have to study

k bro well c ya

c ya bro hellow can i get a check

no we straight (the waiter stays black)

[applepie8765]

see this commercial is just ridiculous, cuz, the only time i ever go to a diner is when i'm completely stoned.

[Suriahlin]

lol

[thefatman69dude]

lol yeah fucking right......

[yummychocolate6]

little did he know they were going to play twister and hit the books means hit the bong

[UngratefulLiving420]

@yummychocolate6 hahhahaha - these comments are as good as the video

[QuinnDrummer101]

Never...

[SkatenDestroyrulz]

they weren't gonna smoke weed...Come On!!! They were gonna go do crack.

[OMGITSDRJESUS]

@SkatenDestroyrulz they were drinking..

[ThexBagelx]

OR you could leave the diner, with your friends, without paying for the meal, and get twisted. FOR FREE.

Sounds like a good day.

[mark10579]

They're obviously running a scam. They probably all met outside and used the money they saved on dinner to get extra twisted

[homie3626]

@mark10579 LMAO.. i bet you're right

[thekal12345]

i would of already been twisted in the resturaunt. i would of got free munchies!

[Loleezy808]

@thekal12345 hahahaha



[DropLoadz]

"Can i get a check?"

"Nah nigga, YOU GAY.'

[WeBreatheComedy]

@DropLoadz LOL

[lollipopdays1]

who is that guy?! He's sexy :)

[danderson120]

weed is way better then not haveing to pay the bill

[dizzyd1250]

@ChrisRMercer i am going to try this.

[Chuckles454]

somebody knows how to con a free meal...

[angrycitizen7]

"we straight" so there is something wrong with not being straight? What did we ever do to you "above the influence?"

[1kipkid]

@angrycitizen7 I think that it means "We're cool", or "Forget about it", or something.

[hannahISthepanic]

@angrycitizen7 oh my god shuddup. you're gay.

[Rockyzach88]

IF you give people drugs, they might also pay for your food.

[MrAwesometastic]

Hey there's a trend going around guys where when you see stupid commercials like this you put in big letters,

!!!!!!!!!**PROPAGANDA**!!!!!!!­!!

[gymkid16]

i wish i could get twisted but my mom wont let me :(

[brwnshadow]

@gymkid16 you are a faggot.

[gymkid16]

@brwnshadow why even leave a comment ass hole

[silversurfer8189]

lol ?

[TheAmazingDonTerror]

"Can I get a Check?"

"Naw, I'm Just the janitor..."

*Keeps scrubbing counter

[aspillane789]

/watch?v=7MQ8iEFQulY

[ZzSmacKyzZ]

I bet these kids go to every diner with the same routine getting free meals all around the city smart kids.

[ZzSmacKyzZ]

I bet they were all trying to figure out a way to not pay for the meal so they came up with this story.

[fbgfresh]

im twisted right now off some reggie bush lol the kush dried up for a minute

[ahaha4hope]

I love this commercial.

[whosbluegrass]

Damn, i wanna get twisted

[Evangelist616]

@ChrisRMercer that is very true.

[ignoranceisbliss27]

0:07

[Noobssuckass300]

tnb

[OnFireSTEIN]

twisted lol

[SSPRaWTaLENTz]

Lol he fell for that trick the kid got a free meal walked outside and yelled Yo wanna smoke after I study?

[8bitgrafix]

this commercials fucked up. tryin to say if you do drugs youll end up working at a diner. fuckin bullshit man.

[21inuyasha12]

Man im gonna get so twisted friday nite

[Tangotango93]

@ChrisRMercer oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooohh NOW! I GET IT? Duh dumb me

[zolleen]

i did this for a health class presentation with my friends, i got an A+, im not even kidding, now me and my friends say this every day xD