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  • Wow!!!!! Jz....Wow!!!!!!!!

  • the damn shark doesnt even fucking chew anything it just swallow a boat whole wtf *shoots computer*

  • This movie is so amazing! The acting and special effects blow me away every time!

  • Also bad acting

  • Why this movie is bad

    1.Bad action

    2. Way to many recycled scenes of the shark eating the victims not even chewing(WTF!?)

    3. not real (of course jaws was real in a way but sharks do mistake)

    4. worst shark movie in history

    5. Your welcome ;)

  • one of the worst movies ever made...look at the ricycled scene of the shark's head coming out of the water and eating those victims...

  • I enjoy how crappy the graphics are

  • Loooooooooooool

  • lol))

    But i like JB's into water! He's hot!))

    though movie is a kind of rubbish, it was funny! And there was interesting moments btw.

  • The shark didnt even chew them

  • this is so fake

  • is this a joke? wtf is this a movie made by a 3 year old or something, no baftas for this brah thats for sure!

  • covered*

  • wow this movie is cheese coved shit

  • yeah right not for under 18... -_- i know teletubbies is more scarier than this.

  • If you watch this video backwards its a bunch of clips of a shark throwing up people and fixing a capsised boat.

  • wtf?

  • lol 2:34 GULP

  • Guy at the end: I'm James bond bye bitches!!!! Now now now now wait oh shit! *gets eaten*

  • Does any one else notice the shark doesnt ever bite, so the eaten people are still living... In the sharks... Colon.....wait, does a shark have a butthole or just a flap or somtin?

  • @dA55assin117 heh, your right! send us a postcard guys!

  • no quella è la bandiera messicana

  • On tonight's menu is a small metal and plastic motor-boat, with a minute side of human. We're sure you're going to love it.

  • How does he not die from eating all these boats!

  • The dude gets on the ladder first...my hero!

  • Fail lol.

  • Hey Guys! Our friends boat just got engulfed by a huge shark! Lets all remain standing on the edge of the boat!

  • Oh shit !! Special effect are rubbish ! When the shark out of the water and eat people it's always the same moment ! Yousee the shark does the same things at every dath !

  • @XxjessejohnnsonxX i went on watching just because i wanted to check if that's true :P

  • @igorchernakov and did you notice it ^^ ?

  • Ma quella barca dove c'è la tizia bionda è italiana? Non lo capisco mica =/

    The ship where is a blond woman is italian? I don't understand it..=/

  • 3:01 that guy was in jaws!! god he just loves sharks

  • Since when sharks roar ?

  • A real shark would look at this and say:

    "Is that big guy retarded or what, he ate a boat just to a man?"

  • Mmmm, was that a good boat? 

  • look 2:42

  • that is so ridiculus 

  • Honey they shrunk the kids...

  • LOL THAT HAS GOT TO BE THE WORST EFFECTS FOR A MODERN DAY FILM IV EVER SEEEEN!!!! HA!!!!

  • HOLY CRAP WHAT MOVIE IS THIS????

  • big fishie

  • @0:16 wrong bit

  • @0:18 lol he says "MOMMY!"

    I know he dies but lol its still a tiny bit funny

  • 3:05 - LOOK NO HANDS :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • They even got the shark's anatomy wrong, at 1:00 you can clearly see that the "shark" for some reason has a horizontal tailfin. This movie fails so bad at all aspects that I actually want to buy this movie and watch it every day.

  • @SvenssonKristian95 You realize the shark is actually turning on its side it has a vertical tailfin. lol

  • nice movie but the effect sucks kind a fake

    

  • BARROWMAN!

  • holy shit ive never seen this bad of acting!!!! i means its like how can it be this bad!!!!

  • and these were the best parts?!

  • con lo scualo di questo film i giapponesi avrebbero fatto del sushi per godzilla XD

  • if u guys didnt notice they use the same exact scene for when the shark comes up to eat, its just reversed everytime prety much if u look its the same exact mouth movement n everything, i no exactly how they did those things they used actual footage of sharks just so it takes up the whole screen n makes it look big, then just films the ppl n adds them into the scenes so it makes the ppl look small, its rly not hard to notice actually, but i still liked this movie

  • @DeathIzurfriend I'm pretty sure that's exactly what it is, and they did it horribly wrong... I'm no amazing editor, but these "shark attacks" are painful to watch...

  • that was so bad i think im traumatised

  • if these are the best scenes, i sure as hell don't wanna see the worst scenes!!!!

  • sry i mean the second was not at 2:23 but at 2:33..

  • hey guys: look at scenes 0:17 , 1:17 and 2:43 and think about the animation of the shark

    then look at 2:13 and 2:23 (animation)

    thumps if you think that these animations look similar in some ways....:D:D

  • 3:05.....ok.....WTF?!?!?!?

  • my first reaction was just JOHN BARROWMAN!!!

  • Holy fucking shit.

  • I like how the man on the jetski throws up his hands and screams when he could just turn and avoid death.

    This movie is great, I HIGHLY recommend renting it. Even better if you watch the censored version on TV which includes such lines as "Bullspit", "Cakehole", and the infamous line is changed to "see I Love Lucy" or something like that. I consider the day I watched this movie a milestone. I was completely unprepared for the greatness.

  • DAMN!!! this movie had the best editing and special effects ive ever seen

  • HOLY FUCKING...SHIT! lmao, best line by far!

  • WTF ladder climbing methods do they teach you americans!?!

  • why would a megalodon go after people when it could eat a whale?

  • that shark doesn't even chew its food. I bet it has an entire colony of humans living in there.

  • Damn nature, you scary!

  • this is my favorite movie. I've only seen clips, but it's still my favorite movie.

  • Reminds me of Family guy.

    Jaws: Yeah, I'm gonna eat you. I probably shouldn't.

  • Robin! Hand me down the Shark Repellent Bat Spray! Jumbo size!

  • Haha, helicopter pilot looks like McGyver :D

  • You just can't fuck with the kind of stupidity that is behind someone who seriously thinks that they can make a movie about shark attacks with stock footage.

  • The shark eats the peopleevery time same

  • the shark still looks fake

  • NOOOOOOO!!! EVERY TIME SOMONE GETS EATEN THIS MOVIE GETS STUPIDER!!!

  • sinceramente io ho 16 anni e non mi sono impressionato affatto, Nightmare del 1984 mi ha spaventato di più!

    i'm 16 and i'm not impressed, nightmare (1984) scared me more than this

  • why did the guy jump in ?

  • 0:51, most convincing "oh my god" ever.

  • Why hasn't Bruce Wane marketed Bat-shark-repel-ant. Such a waste.

  • after a shark flipping your boat, its always nice to wave and say hi!

  • what was the plan with the ladder?

    quick! lets climb this thing in the most difficult way possible!

  • GAYEST FUCKIN SHIT EVER!

  • HOLY FUCKING SHIT

  • wha? O.o 2002? ffs even the jurassic park movies are better 

  • Homiez4life619

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  • NO BLOOD ........GAY

    AND ALL IT DOES IT SWALLOW INFACT THATS THE WHOLE MOVE HEY I SEE A GUY* swallows* ANTOHER GUY THEN ANOTHER

    RAting -100/10

  • This is CRAP

    THe least they could of done was make it bloody and shit have everyone worried close the beach or something

    The only thing i gota say is

    THERE IS ONLY ONE SHARK MOVIE IN DA WOLRD

    ITS CALLED JAWS

  • him in the grey hudy in the fist part was in doctor who

  • i think i know how they made it realistic. maybe they got a regular clip of many different great whites trying to eat its victim. then took out the bait and plACED A SMALLER HUMAN PICTURE INTO IT.

  • More like Megalod of Shit

  • LMFAO What a pile of shite, don't think I'll be rushing to watch this one :)

  • ....

  • This Was Sopose to be under 18??

  • the shark uses the same moves every time it attacks

  • its fucking fake

    

  • @MrJuliannl rly? i thought they had a 100 foot shark just lying around

  • @megadeth9438 so..little ity bity ppl and footage of a great white shark....yep this is a winner alright.lol

  • Seriously loving how they use the same exact shark scenes over and over and over again...NOT. -_-

  • dude was this movie for real?

  • This is not like a shark its like as big as the titanic...it could probaby eat the titanic...but this seems pretty fake and its kinda funny how the shark comes out of nowhere with its mouth open *gabble gabble gabble* :DD

  • @yourmylifeXD if it did eat the titanic it gonna be just like 0:16-0:21

  • well.. yeah.. it does look better than twilight..

    meh.

  • scariest movie ever

  • Big ass shark goes omnomnomnomnom

  • (shakes fist) Barrowman!!!!!

  • @FLSCarnage best thing ever!

  • why does this look like it was made in the 80's? i mean look at 3:00 but pause quickly and look at his face it looks like the 80's detail

  • how did this not get an oscar

  • uh, I'm 8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • the shark i SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fake

    in the movie

  • the shark i SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fake

    

  • OMG

  • rofl rofl 2:35 he was like: noooooooooooooooo

    LoLz

  • @lolzorz8 and she was like..."oh my god."

  • Dont let go!

    hahaha

  • Why cant there ever be a good Megalodon movie I mean come on its one of the most mysterious(And fucking cool) prehistoric creatures ever and the most basic premise for a film and there cant be a good one and by good I don't mean so bad its good I mean attempted to be good not like Shark attack 3 or Mega-shark vs giant octopus something like that film Del toro was trying to get off the ground the film based upon the book Meg about Megalodon.

  • WTF did anybody notice its the same animation EVERY time someone gets eaten?

  • good film little bit fake but.........

  • this way more entertaining and even smart as Twilight rubbish

  • i wonder how small the rats are if the humans are so small when the shark ate them

  • first of all it is not better than twilight and those are horrible actors

  • really bad editing

  • It's like a Blue Whale!

  • avrebbero potuto usare effetti speciali migliori, fa schifo questo film...

  • that's my yacht! 

  • I watched this with my friend and i was like "He's thinking 'MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!'"

  • bad movie

  • this is soooooo funny -- i loved it -- especially the guy who just jumps into the shark's mouth -- lol

  • scusa dove si puo trovare il film ???

  • HOLY SHIT I TOUGHT THEY WERE EXTINT

  • LOL the man laughs then gets his ass owned he goes hmm hmm AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • if i were them i would scream to death

  • that shark is going to be SO constipated after eating so many boats/jet skis

  • the biggest acting !!!! the shark seems like cartooned =O

  • this is the worst piece of shit ever! the actings like tv show kids when they're tryin 2 do an act and they do it all crappy and the graphics is worse than the jaws shark. that was made of rubber

  • is tht john browman

  • have you guys noticed that the shark in this movie eats the same in 0:16 1:16 and 2:42. its the same eating position everytime if u watch these in a row.

  • hey, you have to admit it's still better than twilight

  • @lbszzipper True, True.

  • @lbszzipper And the comments get stupider every time

  • @lbszzipper anything is better than twilight

  • @lbszzipper Only an idiot would agree with you. Oh wait, 77 thumbs up, I rest my case.

  • @Frisby2007 are you saying twilight is better? only an idiot with agree with you.

  • @madbar4lifexo Contrary

  • @madbar4lifexo No he's right

  • LMFAO @ the fucktard thinking it was a god idea to jump in the shark's mouth for NO reason wut so ever :D

  • I.. I just wanna cry..

    How can anything be this bad?!!

  • acting sucks

    

  • white people dumb as shit...should of went one at a time wit dey stupid asses 1:45

  • what if the megalodon were real?

  • i saw the whole movie and im 11 and it was disturbing in some parts o_e

  • somebody tell me why the hell this was for 18 and older only...

  • looks like one of those must have movies to me..

  • oh...no!....a.................­shark!

  • this movie makes u question the director...really...really????­?

  • lol used the same shark clip TWICE!

  • i was laughing the whole time cuz the dumbies went in the water instead

  • i dont think a speed boat is on the megladon food chain nor a helicopter

  • Wow, the shots of the shark are so abhorridly inconsistant. One scene the shark was only big enough to eat two people, then it's big enough to swallow a whole fucking boat, then big enough to eat one guy on a sea doo, then just big enough to eat one person falling into the sharks mouth. It's just so damned funny.

  • If you watch both times people are eaten You can notice its the same shot of the shark just different victims photoshopped in the frama ha

  • lol funniest thing acting ever! if i seen i big ass shark imma get the fuck outta there immediately! damn nature, you scary

  • big ass shark

  • last one reminds me of Tom and Jerry when Tom goes into the shark's mouth ROFL!! if i see this, I won't be able to stop Laughing. lolol

  • Rofl!

  • lol helicopter. the guy can go first worst fucking acting ever how could the guy in the heli here the people wtf

  • have you noticed there was nobody being eaten? the just got swallowed hole! there havin a party in there like yea! were in the belly of a shark!! ......megalodon...thing

  • didnt know sharks sounded like lions........ LOL wow this is hilarious

  • focking boring, they don't even care if friends die. so stupid

  • Less music, more heads being ripped off and mothers being bitten GRAPHICALLY in half in front of their kids please.

  • typic falling to the water very typic in shark movies

  • At 2:26 if i was that woman i'd be lolling at the guy that stole mah buoyancy aid "That's what you get for stealing mah aid Bitch!. =p"

  • @mogzy825 lmao, buoyancy aid? ^_^

  • @kkshortiekk13

    i didnt know what to say -_-'

  • @mogzy825 no, lol it made me laugh. :D

  • @kkshortiekk13

    i kndw that :3

  • this movie sucks... quit ruining jaws!

  • And THIS came out in 2002?

  • @j2456h in the end u can TOTALLY tell tht there was really obvious computer effects -_-

  • 2:33 = rofl