Borat learning football

[iNtErNeTgEnIuS178]

Explosion liquid on her stomach...

[koponenii]

No sexy explosions and Borat is out :D

[ShowUsYourTDs]

lmfao testy satchel

[MrUlesus]

I CAN HIT GIPSY WITH A ROCK FROM 15 METRES:)

[spite519]

putting the super back in super bowl

[TheJrSmooth]

deeem his good

[eedobee]

the master

[MrMoBidnizz]

teste satchel....nice

[DenemChikn]

testes satchel...lmfao

[TANGINGER13]

is this in the movie

[MrBuffaloM]

@TANGINGER13 noo

[whiskymarko]

sascha baron i he king lolol

[Nazwaist1]

Did U know, that he say: "jak sie masz" and "dziekuje" is in Polish, that strange,

[LoneDerangerer]

this is not football, it;s HANDBALL

[MrDolarhyde88]

Slightly patronizing coach :D

[ChrisD00100]

that's not football. That's rugby/american football. Football is 11 men in each team, that can't use the hands, except the keeper, etc...

[IrishParody561]

@ChrisD00100 They said American Football at the beginning...

[Medication102]

@ChrisD00100

What you are describing is soccer you 16 year old fucking moron....

[ChrisD00100]

@Medication102 moron is you asshole! You must be american for be so stupid! Football was invented a long time ago they re-invented in UK.... Then Americans tried to do something better and use the same name... but that was shi* Football is the best sport in the world, the best to watch and practise. your american football is just people fighting, even rugby is better and attract much more people!

[Medication102]

@ChrisD00100

Moron is you asshole? Your grammar is just as bad as your taste in sports...SOCCER is a shitty, fucking horrible activity. It isn't a sport, it's an activity. You kick a fucking ball around...THAT'S IT! That is a joke! There is little to no strategy with the least amount of athleticism needed. And I am American and we know sports...and we know that kicking a ball around isn't a sport...

[ChrisD00100]

@Medication102 mate i'm not going to waste my time with grammar with people like you, and I hope this won't go to racism things. Ask people everywhere in the world the favourite sport they like to watch.... they will say generally Football 11 of course.... USA sucks on it, as you like to be the best in everything, you all had to support that thing you call american football... Football is wonderful, there is many tricks and stuff.... American football? i'd rather watch boxing... or rugby ;)

[Dinox242]

@Medication102 dumbass i played football i'm AMERICAN!!!!! i think football is stupid and baseball is a joke it requires no athleticism and rugby and soccer MMA basketball and Olympic wrestling are sports

[N0SWEATOFFMYSACK]

@Dinox242 lol football is the realest sport out of those other than maybe rugby, and mma is for uncordinated idiots that fight because they're not good enough to play a real sport except for anderson silva because hes a beast

[Merc240x]

@N0SWEATOFFMYSACK MMA is the hardest "sport" there is fucktard.

[D1lzreds]

@Merc240x talking about team sports douche

[Merc240x]

@D1lzreds Naaaa....Anderson Silva "plays " mma buddy. Aussies don't say douche, either. Unless ur using it for my benefit, then ty i am chuffed

[D1lzreds]

@Merc240x And how would you know what words we use in Australia? Unless you live here you wouldn't really know, you douche.

[Merc240x]

@D1lzreds I have Aussie friends and a vast knowledge of such things e.g.; bogan, scrubber, bushpig, butterface, bloody ripper, you beauty, g'day mate, piece of piss, pisser and many more....but only a tosser would use douche in Australia.

[D1lzreds]

@Merc240x Mate you have no clue, "vast knowledge" go fuck yourself you silly Yemeni cunt.

[Merc240x]

@D1lzreds Maybe u can troll less intelligent persons in future and u can have the success you desire, good day to you sir :)

[D1lzreds]

@Merc240x Alright then back to the main topic, how is mma a team sport?

[Merc240x]

@D1lzreds My original response was to the sweaty sack guy, cause he wrote mma practioners were unco-ordinated. This statement makes me angry because I know it is not true, and so my response was to point out that in my opinion mma is the toughest sport there is. Then I have you respond to me, telling me that you guys are talking about team sports. Which is fine, but has nothing to do with my original statement.

[VictorRechnageL]

@ChrisD00100 No, that would be soccer.

[D1lzreds]

@VictorRechnageL What the fuck is soccer?

[D1lzreds]

@VictorRechnageL Also more people worldwide watch the Merseyside derby than the "superbowl", You silly yanks can keep your gridiron, fucking joke of a sport.

[VictorRechnageL]

@D1lzreds I'm guessing that was for @ChrisD00100

[N0SWEATOFFMYSACK]

@D1lzreds lets see you take a hit in pads you'll be gasping on the ground like a pussy, rugby is tough but noone hits as hard because they don't have pads so they worry about hurting themselves too. american football is the hardest sport in the world and your a fucking joke of a person, british asshole

[D1lzreds]

@N0SWEATOFFMYSACK Im an Aussie mate and I play Aussie rules football, we don't have any protection and we go a lot harder at the ball than you yank bitches do. Come over here and play some afl and watch ya head get kicked in, yank faggot.

[N0SWEATOFFMYSACK]

@D1lzreds should of known you were australian because all you assholes are loudmouth bitches who think you're better at everything when you're not. i've seen rugby hits and i've seen and felt football hits and in rugby it looks like a lot of flipping and a little hitting. in football its all hitting, my friend gave this kid 2 broken ribs, a concusion and a partially colapsed lung in a game. and that was with pads. the reason you guys get hurt is because youre stupid and dont wear pads.

[D1lzreds]

@N0SWEATOFFMYSACK I'm not talking about rugby mate, im talking about afl, have a look at a few of the videos up on youtube. I've watched a few nfl games (go giants) and it is one of the hardest sports but that's only because of the protection they wear. Until i play american football, afl is still the hardest sport imo, purely because the players still go so fucking hard at the ball with no protection.

[sumadinac92]

I wouldn't be surpised if it isn't the coach's first time to meet people who don't understand the concept of catching,he seems experienced in explaining XD

[redderstheamazing]

its not football

[MrJomy2000]

i am strong i can hit gypsy with rock from 15 meters hahahaha

[daniaggro]

0:21 i,m gay joseph WTF?

[Charlee4459]

@daniaggro thats redneck for gary numbnuts.

[nickthedick6969]

What's the name of the tune that starts at 0:14?

[Charleeneee]

LMFAO 2:20

'I AM A STRONG'

[SingHouse]

SEX EXPLOSION ON STOMATCH

[optimoprime]

lol he doesnt understand the concept of catching thus has to be taught! lol

[manchesfan200]

LMAOO when he tries to run XD

[MikeTyson53]

thats one patient trainer

[yyou7]

That's my head football coach lol if u ask him about it he gets really pissed and punishes u

[NJohn09]

lol.... yes... ha

[Nigelxman]

Wow, such friendly comments here.

[Superfro15]

I laughed so hard when he tried to throw the football. It looked like his legs were about to give. XD

[beallhigh26]

nice spelling and grammar.

[DemiAps]

@beallhigh26 You too.

[naturalyshocked]

@Erkovsky yep they had no clue, they where fooled.

the coolests part is, that it's produced by american studios.

: )

[FelixTheHouseFreak]

@naturalyshocked

Before you act like such a smart ass you should know that borat originates from a show in the UK were the character borat and other characters of the artist went around fooling people, and they didnt know what the fuck was going on either.

:)

[markwoodland1]

@naturalyshocked let me guess, you're an american???

probably, borat wasn't made in america so stop trying to be a smartass fuck and say things that aren't actually true

[naturalyshocked]

man, it's true.

borat fooled american people, with more than .... comments and questions.

the people in the movie had no idea, they where fooled,

nope, i'm not american, i'm dutch.

the movie was produced/produced or distrubuted by an american company, want it or not, that's your problem.

people in the movie dind't know what it was for (documentary or whatever) and sued borat and the production firm.

research it, before you make any accusions against healthy minded people.

[markwoodland1]

@markwoodland1 instead of writing what i said in my previous comment, i'll write this instead.

Borat is english

[FelixTheHouseFreak]

You cant even use spelling and grammar so shut the fuck up.

[jetleebigman]

@Erkovsky Screw U USA rocks

[TimBambiStalin]

This is brilliant comedy, such bravado

[PSYCHEUK007]

I'm pretty sure thats the "Driving Instructor" from the Borat movie...

[hobbs6487]

That is the head football coach and Athletic Director of Katy High School in Katy, TX, Gary Joseph.

[ganni68]

think ure wrong. even talks different

[delbermo]

im sure your wrong

[LyricallyEmphatic]

pmslmfao at 3.59 secs I LIKE UUUUUU!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[technojunkie79]

when he runs hahahahahahhahahaha top notch

[cranker898989]

lmao

[Soenneker]

lmfao. "With a rock I can hit a gypsy from 15 meters"

Nice bro.