"This is Why Duke Sucks" Prude Version (safe for work)

[AR0SUBZERO]

You kno a team is that good once ppl go out of their way to make these vids lol 

[Schrumunc]

I hate Duke so much

[GreenDay1981]

Dook sucks! They will return to mediocrity once Coach Ratface calls it quits because they couldn't do shit without him.

[jared4447]

Duke = gay . No team likes them

[KNBCLAN1]

i give nc credit got pass duke

nc elite 8

i know who made it faring

knetucky wildcats

final four

[DarkBringer961]

If you do the math UNC's 5 championships are better than dook's 4.

[GoDuke441]

@DarkBringer961 So by your math UCLA is far better than Duke or Carolina

[DarkBringer961]

@GoDuke441 UCLA does have more. But exactly how long has it been since they won a national championship, or even made it to the tournament? Consistency is not present with UCLA and neither is skill. Think about that.

[lordclifton]

@DarkBringer961 YEAH BUT 1954 THAT SHOULDNT EVEN COUNT........THERE WERE NOT EVEN BLACK PLAYERS BACK THEN

[MrMoneyyyyyy]

Funny video but duke has just been domintating umd unc and the entire acc the past few years so unc and umd fans can't really talk

[IndiCeltics]

43 people sucked on kyrie irvings toe

[pissballs42]

all i can say is this is why you suck

[KMather168]

Duke's fanbase wishes they could be half as great as Kentucky's.

[lilmuk1122]

UNC OR THE TERPS AINT GOT NOTHIN ON DUKE!!!

[iTzApArTy100]

@lilmuk1122 5>4 loser!

[lordclifton]

Sorry Terps you got beat 3 times this year by Duke and Tarheels you went down twice to the Devils and as painful as it might be Duke just won another ACC tourny....Thats 10 out of the last 13 ACC tournaments Duke has won...Dayum thats straight up DOMINATION!!!!! have a nice day....maybe you should do a video how bad the tarheels and terps suck.

[bunnymooreswag]

GO TARHEELS!!!!!!!!

[EnigmoEnigmo]

WHO SAW THE GAME TONIGHT?! UNC BEAT EM BAD!

[jum90]

@EnigmoEnigmo i just saw that game i was happy im a maryland fan so i was happy

[EnigmoEnigmo]

@jum90 yeah i was happy too. and maryland is pretty cool. you guys are going to play in the acc championship right?

[jum90]

@EnigmoEnigmo yeah hopefully man i hate duke maryland almost beat them camron and but drill them at maryland i hate duke

[kismetyen]

HAHAHAHAH I LOVE IT....YOU GO

[BlackDahliaMurderFan]

Flush the Dukies, and send em back to that septic tank called Durham! Go Tar Heels!!!

[lordclifton]

@BlackDahliaMurderFan looks like your tar holes are the ones that suck .............Duke wins again lol

[BlackDahliaMurderFan]

@lordclifton That's ok, those bitches have an appointment for a beatdown in Chapel Thrill 3/05/11!!

[Zeemis]

@lordclifton Three week later, you get the shit kicked out of you.

Do you even live in North Carolina? Wake County baby

[lordclifton]

@Zeemis I live in Greensboro and was at the 2011 acc tourny....where Unc got not only beat but destroyed........Duke owns them again.......thats 10 out of the last 13 Acc tournys Duke has won thats straight up domination ...have a nice day.

[Zeemis]

@lordclifton UNC just annihilated Duke in that last game, right? Dukes been losing a lot lately ya know. Oh, and have a nice day.

[lordclifton]

@Zeemis Guess you missed the 2011 ACC Tourny............It was ugly for the Tarheels ......Duke win another ACC TOURNAMENT what a shocker

[dariustann12]

@StarkillerDVSA duke is gay, why the college name duke for. Y'all must be havin gay butt sex over there.

[StarkillerDVSA]

lol like roy williamz doesnt yell at the reffz xD wat a fail video... Duke was so good it pissed this "Marryland" fan off cause MAryland cant beat DUKE well boohoo to u "Marryland" fan.

[thecrashtestdummi]

DUKE couldnt beat UNC like men so they had to punch hansbrough. bunch of whiney babies. there probly gonna cry over this comment and cuss me out. boo hoo.

[StarkillerDVSA]

@thecrashtestdummi how long was this? long ago, c wat happens this year...we got the Seth Curry(all-starz brother) and Kyrie Irving(best pick player) and wat does unc have this year?... um i think none xD

[thecrashtestdummi]

@StarkillerDVSA none?!? the number one recruit harrison barnes. kendall marshall another top recruit. and reggie bullock yet another top recruit. you obviously dont know your background info. next time you make a comment like that do some research on it. 

[demyxfangirl211]

This why duke suck!! Lol duke=sucks balls; the worst players ever!!

[ipod360888]

tarheels ftw 

[qwerty1440]

HAHA KEEP CRYING GUYS. WE ARE THE CHAMMPIIOONSSS!!!! GO DUKE!!!

[lordclifton]

Heres some news...flash who da champs now..lol you have to put Dean Smith and Roy Williams together to EQUAL Coach K'S NCAA titles...EAT IT HEELS ....and DUKE will dominate you again for years to come

[HPMainMafia]

CHAMPS.... EAT IT HEELS FANS!!!!!!!

[TrippyMcFly43]

@HPMainMafia Head to head games, UNC-130, dookie-99

Acc regular season champ, UNC-27, Dookie-19

ACC tournament champs, Dookie-18, UNC-17

NCAA final fours, UNC-18, dookie-15

NCAA tournament champs, UNC-5, dookie-4

EAT IT DUKE FANS!!!

[HPMainMafia]

@TrippyMcFly43 hey idiot the heels have been around for 30 more years than duke numnuts!!!! DUKE= BEST OF ALL TIME!!!!!! EAT IT HEELS FANS! CALL ME WHEN U MAKE IT TO THE TOURNEY AGAIN!

[raindeerboy42]

GOSH PEPOPLE TARHEELS HAVE ONE BAD YEAR AND U MAKE A BIG FREKEN DEAL ABOUT IT DUKE HAS HAD PLENTY OF BAD YEARS SO U CANT TALK ps we still have mre NCAA championchips than u so SUCK IT!!!!!!!

[polarbearjew]

@ the 0:41 you throw the cat like a piece of trash. that is what sucks. why do you have a dude with a carolina hat in here? UNC kicks Maryland's ass also. I like Maryland and i understand why you hate Duke, lol.

[polarbearjew]

I like Gary Williams of Maryland so I want hate. But we have 4 National titles. White players everywhere? what a stupid comment. keep up the hating. at the 2:26 mark you hit a shot. How many tries did it take? Your rap is good. Stick to that. How many ACC championships do the turtles have? Who leads in the overall series?

Keep up the hate. Why do I have a feeling it is not hurting coach K?

Peace

[polarbearjew]

Williams use to kick Marylands ass. We beat Maryland in 2001 when u guys had a 20 pt lead. Williams went on to win Duke the 2001 national title. I know why maryland hates Duke lol

[emmanator1998]

Lol this is funny!!

[hmckaig89]

its funny cuz we just wont the 2010 national championship

[SMDorGTFO]

@hmckaig89 this was in 2007, we all know unc sucks now but wait till next year we got the #1 in the country

[hunterdarb]

Sweet. Luv it.

[SpitHard614]

Win the Big Ten then run your mouth

[stateboy86]

Duke hahhah wat a joke!!! They lost to state this year!! Hahahha

[philliessuckgomets]

hahaha duke sucks...win a national title this decade and i will give you respect

[mcseufer]

Do you regret this post now?

[anness69]

im from kentucky..uk2k all the way.. but anyway face it duke fags.. you cant keep up with the heels anymore.. even though the heels arent that great this year they can still beat ya..

[mcseufer]

Heels can't win the NIT, Duke wins the national title and beats the team by 21 pts that crashed UK out of the tournament...

[hoodley2005]

Just wanna say that I'm a duke fan and i have a dick and asshole that you haters can all lick....CHEAAAAAA

[kped0088]

you would want guys to lick your dick and asshole you duke fag

[jman353535]

i don't know, it is too early to make predictions. GO UNC, Duke duck. We better than them. Ohio state suk too

[warrior24jlevel]

duke does suck. Im a UNC fan, but I think Kentucky and Kansas are gonna be in national championship. JOHN WALL

[FixxUGood]

BigNose Jersey Jew University at College Park.

[ONeillS42]

they all move south to Maryland. Border patrol is needed for the Mason-Dixon line.

[tscheid0691]

yea Duke sucks.... thats why we always go to the ncaa tournament every year and always are ranked among the top in the NCAA. Duke has set many records while producing educated athletes. I wonder how many times it took for the fat ass to make that shot at the end of the video haha this video is a joke and the rhymes were lame as hell....

[chad0219]

I'm a true blue UK fan so no allegiance to UNC or anything... but it made me laugh to hear a Dukie say UNC sucks. I mean they won the championship and beat every team by 10+ points per game if I remember right... That is pretty convincing, give credit where credit is due for crying out loud.

[mikejoneswho13]

@chad0219 ...they had such an easy road 2 the title tho....they barely escaped lsu in the 2nd round...OU had 1 player...uconn played shitty against msu or they wud have smacked carolina in the title gm

[chad0219]

Your right there have been tougher roads to the Championship, but you can't suck and win a national title. They were a good team and got lucky on the way is all. Talk about a turn around to this year though!! I have never seen such a fall from grace!!! They will get lucky to get in the NIT haha...

[Bowlcephus]

not this season you wont, the 09 - 10 class is gonna open a can of whoop ass on carolina

[ThisIsWhyDukeSucks]

rite thts why u didnt make the eilite eight and we won it all..u cant ignore facts

[sarg156]

Duke sucks!!!

[xxxCJxxx1]

FUCK DOOK!!!!!!!!!

[SuperSportsFan34]

DUKE SUCKS BALLS!!!

[whatthehellbrosef]

PPPUUUKKE.

[nicanaslu]

unc won it all so if u like duke you are a stupid fuck

[dukebabepeace]

looks like sum1 can't spell Duke.....haha.....

DUKE BLUE DEVILS RULE!!!

tarheels suck dick

[GoUNC50]

oh yeah. We sure suck. 4-0 last 4 years at that shitty little thing you call an arena. We beat you 2 times this past season. 101-87 and 79-71. Then you guys got raped by Nova, then we turned around and CRUSHED Nova. The won our 5th National Championship. So why dont you go suck Coach Gay's tiny little dick.

[fastfortress]

We suck so much we won the National Championship. Suck on that DUKE!

[banjo189]

fuck you unc forever where waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better

[iflatline561]

go unc fuck dook!

[ducedaisy]

You guys are so damn funny...as Carolina fans, we have watched this video countless times! Even my Gamecock parents got a kick out of it! Thanks for the laughs! GO HEELS!

[ukbasketballyfe09]

i hate duke go cats but i like unc also i hope u guys win it all

[lovecd24]

Dook won the tournament, not playing UNC by the way, and turned around and lost by 20 points to Villanova in the sweet sixteen, congrats dookies

[skaggs96]

duke got pay-back from kentucky in 1998 when they lost in the regionals. GO CATS

[wag2383]

Who won the ACC tournament?

[jault0202]

im sorry but didnt duke get killed by 20 some points in the real tournament???

[GoUNC50]

who won the NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP?

[bradley171]

Just had a wet dream, Dook lost by 23!

That's right dookies you suck forever.

Hey Henderson, try hitting a fucking shot once in a while, you stupid thug.

[kyjrjohnson]

So thats why duke sucks!!! haha. GO KENTUCKY WILDCATS!!!!!

[joaquin32f]

Blown out by Villanova!

[basketbalgirl2]

Go Tar Heels!!!

[420dwilson]

gerald henderson is a beast

[kriterial]

Laettner averaged 12.8 ppg in his career. A very respectable average, better than most.

[lordclifton]

roy williams is a choke master especially in single game elimination ......how ironic kansas wins a title game that matters right after roy left

[rootd22]

Actually Roy won a title right after he left Kansas, at UNC!!!!!!!

[duke35000]

duke beat md twice so how can these guys talk

[duke35000]

sry three times i forgot

[wildabeest4]

this video is 2 years old dumbass.

[420dwilson]

Lol. A maryland fan. Did you see the game where we beat you by 41 pts???????

[Flatbanjo92]

I know thats right!!!! we beat there ass twice this year!!!!! get out the broom!!!!! GO DUKE!!!!!!

[arormand]

are you serious? You might as well get out the broom too pal b/c the HEELS swept that ass as well. When are they gonna re-name cameron to Hansbrough Arena??

[wildabeest4]

and how many did clemson beat you by?

oh yeah, 27. stfu.

who beat duke at cameron indoor 4 years in a row including the 101-87 victory?

AND who sweeped duke in the regular season this year?

oh yeah, UNC!!!!!!

[torirules10]

this song is right! Duke really sucks!

i like kentucky

[killercrossover24]

ok...listen not hatin on kentucky but they are in the NIT...i live in kentucky anyway

[Flatbanjo92]

Well if u like kentucky, then u have no room to talk shit about Duke!!!!!!!!  Kentucky didn't even make the damn ncaa tournament!!!!

[jdawgjamey4233]

greg paulus kissed a boy and he liked it!!!!

[bdevil8823]

that was like 5 ppl....and i was talking about duke's basketball program, not our student body anyway. so yea, it is a great program.

[treckoreborn]

whos been #1 in the ncaa over 13 times unc 4ever duke sucks ass

[bdevil8823]

when will all you duke haters stop being jealous of our great program??

ACC CHAMPS BABY!!!!!!

[lordclifton]

tarheel fans keep on hatin, we understand your frustration.......its a fact that for the past 2 decades the heels have been coach k's bitches..you have a computer look it up facts dont lie look at final four apperances ,acc tournament wins the past 20 years i dare you

[TARHEELSmaniac]

reddick didn't even go to class at duke, he had a tutor go to class for him, and do his work. he was just there for his b-ball skillz, which, his b-ball skills are about as good as ray charles.

he is hated everywhere, i went to a Bobcats game and when he walked out on the court for orlando, everyone yelled BOO and YOU SUCK and it was so loud that i couldn't hear.

[mustangboi90210]

Has anyone noticed how everyone that likes Duke...looks like shit?

Lmao, and the coach looks like a lama.

LMAO...BEND OVER AND TAKE THE DICK DUKE

[alldayjay167]

yo i want to transfer to carolina

[pitarheels]

DOOK is located in the GHETTO of Durham. UNC is surrounded by a nice area. Students can walk around and not be too worried.

[volleyballrox811]

actually no i dont hide behind my computer and dont u realize ur kinda on the computer now. So dont be sucha fag and yes i do tok bout how carolina is a stupid college filled with a buncha frat boys

[volleyballrox811]

ok shut the fuck up no1 was tokkin to u and u dont even no wut i was tokkin bout. Duke doesnt have the recruiting abilities... duke has to recruit peeple who r smart unlike carolina who can recruit any1 no matter how retardedd they r

[pitarheels]

HEY STUPID< did u go to DOOK. If you did -- you are most likely Asian or from New jersey.

[volleyballrox811]

no neither and unlike schools like maryland u actually have to be smart to get in

[pitarheels]

is that what you really think. u do know the dook athletes get arrested alot. and given fake names. so the press dont tear them up.... Reddick got pulled for DUI and fleeing police.  duhhhhhh

[sk8ergrl0712]

carolina beat duke again yesterday!!!!:)

[volleyballrox811]

the funny part is u guys are maryland fans and duke rapes them every year

[johnnewn]

only because your lacrosse team finished off the rest of the school

[pitarheels]

who is talking about MD., He is talking about DOOK... u dumb ass.

[volleyballrox811]

ya but the point is these guys hate duke sooooo much. probobly because duke beats them everyyear

[CBOSCHpwnage]

FUCK YOU! UNC SUCKS MY COCK!

[mcnall34]

Man, that one homo who knocked down that jumper at 2:25 really drove home the point. Glad that was in this retarded video.

[beaumak]

you hardly have any class. not to remind you that you are 0-4 since the release of this "epic" video".

[beaumak]

excuse me twurps. yeh dahntay served you that, just like that 40 point win. now shut your damn mouth have some respect. why would you cheer to knock somebody out like that. trust me henderson was trying to hit tyler that time. he has just perfected it now. as in draining shots. good luck getting in the tourney in 09.

[shastanugget]

hahaha duke is pretty sick tho, u gotta love the white guys but this was funny

[AnnaKiser]

laaaaaaaaaaame

[beastlynick3451]

beast

[beastlynick3451]

duke sucks dick

[NacreousCTD]

I just could never fathom the idea of wearing all that face paint and spray painting your hair. 2:05 is great.

[mattnmegan]

hhha thats why North Carolina beat that ass the other night huh?

[wizeota]

no u guys need live u faggots. u guys r possibly the biggest losers on youtube...... that was probably the first jump shot uve made in ages and it took u half an hour to make

[natekman]

wow, lamo, duke doesnt need a bunch of 7 foot jibaboos on the team to win, look at redick, he dropped 40s points every time he faced unc. Oh and hows hansbroughs nose, it looks like hes still crying from it, haha GO DUKE, UNC sucks balls.

[ratm0515]

2:11 best part of the video

[dbo304]

joe alexander said duke who?

[beastlynick3451]

this is beast

[videodude102]

"Your Coach is a rat, ferret either way he's gettin eatin by my cat."  HAHAHAHAHA LMAO!!!!!!

[surfkidvw]

wake beat unc and duke

[jayfey77]

wake sucks dude thats why wake barely won at the buzzer at home,on a neutral court duke wins easily.

[beastlynick3451]

ye dude wake sucks now

[VA24541]

Duke 85, Maryland 44.

Seems like the Twerps are the ones who suck the most.

[truballa65]

dont mean to start shit but what happened yesterday?

[vgdx]

i love how you say "dont say were just hatin cuz ur that good, ur just that fu**ing stupid" totally makes any dissing comments mean nothing, btw thanks

a kentucky fan

[Nyfancam01]

fuck pussy ass duke and there gay ass lame ass rat looking ass coach. fuck there fans too

GO UNC

[retardedweekly]

there coach looks like a rat hahaha/// duke sucks

[thgrtsloth]

didnt unc lose to boston collage who lost to harvard?

[sk8ergrl0712]

GO HEEL DUKE IS CRAP!!!! heels will make a come back and get back to where we belong, 1ST PLACE BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mjat89]

duke rocks they goona win the tournamet this year

[wildabeest4]

yea the NIT

[firebirdgomez]

Beating Duke:So easy a caveman could do it.

[CarolinaCleaton]

Hey if you are a unc fan Subscribe to me,im going to start a blog after every carolina game i would really love it if you Subscribe to me and watch it.

[TKJ45]

When was the last time Maryland was competitive? o thats right. ur team just got fucking raped by georgetown

[GoUNC50]

didnt dook lose to Michigan?

[selleckman2]

Didn't UNC lose to Boston College?

[wildabeest4]

didnt UNC beat duke twice last year?

[selleckman2]

No... Duke kicked UNC's ass and the Dean Dome.

[wildabeest4]

do you not remember unc beating the shit out of duke last year AT cameron. green t-bagged paulus and everything

[selleckman2]

Obviously you don't remember Duke beating UNC even worse at the Dean Dome.

[selleckman2]

Didn't Carolina lose to Wake Forest and Boston College?

[Werr40]

duke rapes everybody

[GoUNC50]

didnt Michigan win?!?!?!

[rutgersfan80]

hahaha ownd

[uncdude12]

duke people are gay

[GANGSTALAXAXA9]

fuck tarheelt107, maryland's been woopin duke's ass for the past 10 years, and btw how recent was your last national championship??

[ksoccer8]

PUKE rymes with DUKE! haha

[GoTarHeels13]

GO TAR HEELS

DUKE SUCKS

[GoTarHeels13]

ya GO TAR HEELS

DUKE SUCKS

[tarheelt107]

listen,whoever the maryland fan is in the video needs to shut up. he's just because he knows that maryland will never have the baskettball programm that duke has.

[Raptors2OO9]

Duke is like one of the most popular teams in the NCAA

[gusc17]

dook sucks they cant evev make to the sweet 16

. unlike CAROLINA making to the final 4. dook

has 4 rings and corolina has 5 dook had redick

who airballed a layup in the nba. They had sheldon who had a werid head. Unc had MICHEAL JORDAN jerry stackhouse vince carter. at least unc coach DONT LOOK LIKE A RAT.

[uncstewart0009]

they only have 3 rings buddy.

but other than that all true.

[DrunkSurfer33]

Nice tell me something? If DUKE not Dook sucks sooooooo much, How come UNC cant take them on both games? Why does duke always beat unc by 8 or 10 then unc wins by 3 or 4 and talks shit? Sit the hell down you stupid baby blue faggot got Royal Blue for life Devils own UnC Sucks dick

[uncstewart0009]

were do u get your facts from?

how about 2007 when we whooped that ass both times?

[tywonellington]

drunksurfer, keep on the booze dude. lookin forward to unc being better than dook for a long time. dook is going nowhere, and unc is gladly now the face of college basketball.

[dunkballer4ever]

this is why unc sucks, hansborow. the rape case wasnt true, it was a hooker trying to get some money, unc has some ugly chicks too, actually they r chicks with dicks

[DrunkSurfer33]

epic fail...

[frenchfries147]

Everyone wore short shorts back then bitch!!!!!!!!

[lwcheersquad]

omg..are you an idiot?? you called him a bitch i told you to not get him confussed with dukies..