Sean Lock Live (Part 5 of 9)

[Allizare]

LOL it so true on fancy party's

[jacko1076]

your a legend for uploading this, thankyou so much

[danwiser529]

sad ties lmao

[grayboro4life]

HUNGRY CAT!! So funny

[NickJonovanify]

PARTY INVITE!

Fancy dress compulsory! :)

You must dress up!

No admittance without fancy dress.

......JUST DRESS AND HAVE A MISERABLE LAUGH YOU BASTARD!

Whats the matter? Once in life can't you join the REST AND HAVE A BIT OF FUN!!

OH YOU THINK YOUR SO FUCKIN SPECIAL DON't YOU!!!

We're juss trying to have a few fleeting moments of happiness and this miserable existence WE LAUGHINGLY CALL LIFE......ahahahAHAHA i can't stop replaying that part xD

[MrHEC381991]

lol empty birds nest

[happyogre1]

An anchor for the rabbit!  :)

[toastysock]

...as a lady who likes to drink, I thoroughly endorse those shoes.

[bhoyjohnny]

funny funny bastard

[BassaiDai123]

CRAZY IDEAS MACHINE!!!

[ThePhilb01]

omfg my jaw hurts funniest guy on the planet :)

[slytherinsheirx]

If you take the bus to the shops to do your weekly shop, how do you get your 10/15 bags of shopping on a bus?

[Matt1yu]

@slytherinsheirx With great difficulty! And very sore fingers with the bloody carrier bags. =.=

[ZenDaExotics]

@slytherinsheirx you mean how do your 15/15 bags on you dont leave 5 at the bus stop?

[slytherinsheirx]

@ZenDaExotics I meant like 10 to 15 bags :)

[ZenDaExotics]

@slytherinsheirx Ohh =].

[fordalul]

actualy just fill up this bonit

[luxvoix]

I'd definitely go for the hydraulic stiletto!!!

[ThinkingFox]

Somehow I get the feeling that he has a thing against animals. The topic pops up quite frequently...and it doesn't usually end very well.

[boffgirl]

i would buy those socks n ties

[MeinKrank]

Looks like 7 people bought castles for their goldfish.

[AinukeDetsu]

SHIT BOLLOCKS WANK WANK WANK WANK.

LOL.

[wwyd4akb]

they were fractal!

totally channeled some bill bailey there

[Matt1yu]

@wwyd4akb Haha, I think we all do from time to time. I think it quite brain-mashing to think that such different comedians could get on as well as those two do. 

[wwyd4akb]

@Matt1yu kinda like bill and dylan moran

...

now i wanna know if sean and dylan have ever met... 

[Matt1yu]

@wwyd4akb I'm pretty sure comedians meet each other all the time, but I wouldn't have thought Sean and Dylan would hit it off as much. Sean and Bill have known each other since they first started, so I supoose that's where it comes from. Is Dylan still doing stand-up?

[wwyd4akb]

@Matt1yu i like to imagine bill's introduced them to one another at one of his wacky garden parties lol

[Matt1yu]

@wwyd4akb Haha, probably not much imagination needed there! :-)

[fowad27]

@Matt1you have you heard the hilarious story bill bailey told in his dvd 'dandelion mind?' it was about their drug trip through south america?

[Matt1yu]

@fowad27 I did watch Dandelion Mind, but I don't rememeber that part... I'll have to stick it on again!

[z0mgrugbyreturns]

Complaining about stand up comedians reusing the same material would be like going to a music gig and expecting a band to create a brand new track list for every fucking show

[Matt1yu]

@z0mgrugbyreturns That's a good example, because it's a great way to explain it. Bands write an album, then go on tour with it, occasionally playing some old stuff too. They don't make a new album for every gig they do. They'd be creatively spent in under a year if they did. But yeah, all I'm saying is I agree with you. :-P

[JustAnotherJames]

You can hear a really loud choking laugh and i would bet no end of money it's Jimmy carr!

[gbraae]

"You get stabbed on the bus." They say: "Keep your mouth shut!" LMFAO!!!!

[JezenThomas]

Crazy ideas machine! :D

[AndyRYoung]

that tie and sock idea is genius!

[Misishaxi]

He LOVES that anchor. You try to take it off him he'll, have your hand off...

[djoakley2099]

The cameraman's doing a cracking job of finding all the hot women in the audience.

[Matt1yu]

@djoakley2099 Lmao, it's what they do best. Although, a lot of the time during comedy gigs, they have a habit of zooming in on the group who don't get it/find it funny. :-P

[jediknight2006]

so what if it is used material. If it makes you laugh good. Thats why we buy and watch the DVD's again and again because the same jokes make us laugh. He is Fu****g brilliant. I love his delivery and he is hilarious.

[LordXenocide]

@NuWave12

Try and take it off him and he'll have your hand off

[Steroid12345]

That's an anchor for your rabbit. I'm having one of them!

[NuWave12]

@Steroid12345 He loves that anchor.:)

[bat999]

Thanks for this.

[IRELANDSELITE]

LOL 4:10!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thejellyandham]

2:38 funny as f**k

[spartanses]

cement and stones! I see these all the time in council estates :P

[SabManu07]

I fucking love Sean Lock, he's just so fucking funny!

[hannaho3]

Blooody funnnyyyy :L:L:L:L:L LOOOL!

[Gellis2009]

shit bollocks wank wank wank

[confinedspace2006]

@Gellis2009 fucking brilliant

[stag95]

@Gellis2009 you missed out a wank...

[naughtyboymessiah]

grumpy old man comedy rocks! - john cleese, victor meldrew, hancock, alf garnett, dylan moran, and sean rock. lol. i do love sean lock. at times his humour is cruel - rather graphic sadistic abuse of animals, but always hilarious! his observations can be really pointed and waspish. he can be really imaginative too - the tie/sock gag was brilliant. lol. he's deliciously curmedgeoningly but still oddly child-like. love it!

[WolfgangNightshadow]

yeah a tie with an empty birds-nest would be awesome...

[BJ9992]

LOL i love the bird's nest tie idea! xDD

I think i'd buy that....

[osirus20]

I know this could sound disrespectful, but I love his comedy firstly because it reminds me of my favorite comedian, Bill Bailey. Which is understandable, taking in mind they're really good friends. Love the show, I hope Sean will do them more frequently.

[scottdyer01]

not disrespectful at all - the man is complete genius!! Bill and Sean are the funniest guys on earth! i love Seans comedy because i'm so damn grumpy too that he really appeals to my sense of humour

[Gellis2009]

Your just wanker, a wanker an arsehole and a nob head. shit bollocks wank wank wank wank.,...

LOL!! I havent stopped laughing for about 3 hours

[sam00011000]

foook all haha

[d34dm4nw41k1n]

CRAZY IDEAS MACHINE.

hahaha

[dannybsafc89]

i couldn't breathe after the 1st minute of this!!! :D

[jolleyjames13]

Best comedian ever.

[Obsidian1392]

SEAN LOCK U FUCKIN LEGEND !1111111111

[TheRealSolider]

@Obsidian1392 !11111111111* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ryanroolz2]

who ever was talking about him using the same material ...wel yh :S

when they tour they go to different parts of the country and do the same gig over and over to people who havnt seen it you just like every band in the world does

[JordanR991]

Yeah exactly it takes them ages to write new stuff i've watched this like 10 times and i still laugh every time

[lumpkin1903]

shean lock and bill baily boath do a bit about argos!

[sirfeckalot]

yeah their mates. they did a show together.

[oliverrawlings123]

i love his hair when he jumps

just adds to the comedy

[darkraerae]

Well thats not true I have pebble dashing on my house and we've been burgled twice!! lol

[MrsPopeJohnPaul]

shit bollocks wank wank wank wank.

[Matt1yu]

You're entitled to your own opinion, but it's not against the law for comedians to reuse their material. Besides, this is his first proper stand-up DVD. He should use his best stuff.

[computer11111111111]

I agree, after all watching it on television is free (sort of)

[treytoshable]

@Matt1yu i saw ricky gevais in los angeles and he performed his show verbatim that was already out on dvd in britain. and had been for months if not a year. thats where i draw the line..... it was word for word. in seans case it makes sense to use some stuff over for this dvd, fair enough. but that shit with ricky was just ridiculous. even billy connolly will say the same joke a few times

[luxvoix]

@treytoshable That's a shame, I like him, but it doesn't surprise me, I've watched him tell the story of his mother's funeral at least 6 times, twice with Letterman.

[psweep]

@treytoshable I don't mind that but when i saw Frankie Boyle he didn't repeat stuff but he did bring up news stories which were like 1 or even 2 years old and spoke as if they were now. Russell howard was pretty good he just flew, much better than boyle

[AlexTolleey]

@psweep boyle just shamelessly repeats every joke he has ever said on mock the week. lol

[Matt1yu]

@AlexTolleey Now he is one of the few people who annoys me when he does that, especially since a lot of his jokes rely on 'shock' value... just isn't funny once it's been told once. Not sure if he repeats them across DVDs though. (Before I get someone yelling at me for saying Frankie Boyle is crap, I do think he is very good, but most of his material can't really be repeated).

[hahaha430]

@treytoshable yeah he warned english fans not to buy his american performances cos he had already done all those jokes in his dvds

[GilbertSyndrome]

@gazaboy20

Comedians are on the road nearly every day, you expect them to write new jokes for every town/city??? Nonsense....

[MissxIzzyxDBC]

@gazaboy20 Not to defeat your point, but I am yet to discover a single comedian that did not reuse old material when they were on Michael mcIntyre or live at the Apollo.

[qwertyzealot]

@MissxIzzyxDBC Ross Noble. And even his exact same comedy tour at different nights is 90% new stuff.

[Jimmeth]

@gazaboy20 Watch him on 8 out of 10 cats, it's all new stuff... you'll love it!

[NexusDarkworld338]

its a pity they can't handle that amount of booze

[Matt1yu]

I wouldn't say that blokes could "handle" a lot of booze, either.

[NexusDarkworld338]

certainly not every single bloke at least

[Matt1yu]

I'd say most of them can't. Only enormous blokes who have been heavy drinkers all their lives.

[BigboyDownStairs]

That hydrollic stelletoes is a pretty good idea.

[manmental]

genius

[BloodyCrumpet2]

"To power him craaaazyyy ideeeaaass maaaachiiine." Cacked me up!

Love Sean Lock, thanks for uploading!

xo

[BloodyCrumpet2]

Lmao, cracked not cacked

[PillarsP3]

Unless a little poop came out while laughing so hard LOL!!

[ilovemcflyx]

Michael McIntyre, Lee Evans, and Sean Lock.

Best comedians around.

[Matt1yu]

I wouldn't put them in that order, but they definitely are some of the best, along with the likes of Dara Ó Briain, Bill Bailey and Jimmy Carr.

[MaRmOtTi123]

jack dee is pretty good as well

[ComedyNutcase]

Sean Lock used to write for Lee Evans, that's probably why...

[stephenl62]

jimmy carr no1 !!!!

[sophieSPAZZTARD]

lee evans sean lock jimmy carr michael mcintyre and jason manford in my opnion are brilliaint ;D

[philpadgham14]

Definately, all epic comedians, really funny people : P couldnt pick between them lol

[BrummieAvenger]

That thing about the party invite made me laugh for hours, "I had a lot of food left over that night."

Sean Lock is my favourite comedian at the moment, (it changes every six months.)

[MmmYkes]

He loves that anchor LMFAOOO

[Matt1yu]

The ironic thing is that he's probably right - I can imagine people buying an anchor for their rabbit and believing that it really does love it. And rabbits can be aggressive little bastards at times... :@

[pkbren]

This guy loves to mention animals doesn't he, watch all his videos always mentioning the animals.

awesome comedian though..

[Matt1yu]

Is talking about animals a bad thing? Maybe, like a lot of us, he's just an animal lover. Not in a bestiality way.

[pkbren]

No not a bad thing. It actually makes me laugh more when he puts animals in scenarios. It was just something i recently realized....

[saxosmasher]

you ever heard the one where just at the end of set he talks about killing the buggie?

[Matt1yu]

I saw the budgie-killing talk at the end of Live at the Apollo, and it was hilarious - if not a little sick. ^^

[greenday21]

bestiality is not a word we should know..like cuckold..i shouldent know what that means

[Matt1yu]

Well, if no one knew it, the word would die out and be completely unused, so it's almost good that most people know its meaning. I had to look up "cuckold" though...

[fiasaan123]

crazy idea machine :L

[chris2pherowe]

quality

[kinglynx]

and that powers his "crazy ideas machine" lol

[lyman24200000]

had alot of food left over that night. Brilliant

[computer11111111111]

"shit bollocks wank wank wank!" LOL that's hilarious thanks for uploading I love sean lock :)

[Matt1yu]

Lmao, that's one of my favourite parts of the entire show. I'd gladly dress as Little Bo Peep to go to Sean Lock's fancy dress party. :)