Apocalyptica - I'm Not Jesus Introduction

[ryajordisonfilth]

When perttu says "and perttu from apocalyptica" sounds sooooo cute *----*! i love him ._.

[pinkchocolate0418]

Yesssss!!! i love their Accents! ^_^

[SoFBVB]

Hahahah I love the way Perttu talks!!xD And I love how Eicca says "The crazy cello men from Finland."!!xD They're hilarius!!=3

[LarsMetallica79]

I love the way he says, and Perttu from Apocalyptica

[LarsMetallica79]

I know you're not Jesus, sorry God.

[Keyslayer]

you're not jesus??? but you totally lookalike!

[masterleonnoel]

Perttu, you sure you're not Jesus?

[FoxDemonEx]

Trollface. Damnit.



[Nightshade715]

Hahaha 0:01 real life coolface. XD

[Metallicoholica]

hahaha 0:01 wtf :D

[MsDeathcrush]

both so hot

[AniWithAnAxe]

i lOVE YOU <3 thank you for the awsome music !!!

[oldsalttattoo]

does it matter if they are christians?

[qwyudvb]

r they christians?

[31diamond32love]

sexy, mmmmmmmm, yummy lol dam. my 2 favorite guys in the band close up geez lol kisees ;-) love their accent, talk some more lol. they r absolutely fucking gorgeous. awesome band, i cant believe people that hate on them. jus jealous um why negative dislikes? cowards hide behind dislikes lol. i love love love apocalyptica band. rock on, u guys r the sexiest band ever . lol they call us you tube viewers crazy maniacs, u guys make us maniacs with your sexy self and hot ass music lol.

[MyHeavensHellBand]

I love hoe they say Apocalyptica

[derfishy]

im not jesus im god!

[ThexplicitNV1]

Eicca sounds like skwissgaar from dethklok

[demonjack123]

@ThexplicitNV1 NO. Look at band Children of Bodom.

[susmusbetti]

like the hungarian accent....I swear :D

[MsInnersanctum]

@susmusbetti THEY'RE NOT FROM HUNGARY! ._.

They're Finnish D:

[susmusbetti]

@MsInnersanctum thank you,now at least I am not going to die as a stupid person -.-

[Beeboplily]

mr.blonde i love you!

[t000013]

great alaboom

[7CATALYST25]

finally awailable 

[kamwrites]

Okay...I already love their music. Now I just want to hear them speak.

[phsycopath123]

It's Skwisgaar and Toki Wartooth. :]

[Taxman461]

@phsycopath123 Aweh yeah

[angusyoung25200]

lol the accent of perttu "frrrrom apôkaliptika"!

[ashbsworld]

they may not be jesus, but they definately are the gods of all sexy finnish men

[GruftTusse]

cute^^

[StripEDKeyz]

I FUCKING LOVE THEIR ACCENTS!!!!! <3 fucking heart throbs.

[YourAstinkNugget]

I have absolutely know idea what they just said, but it was special, it reached out and touched my heart

apoc rules!!!!!

[Yoshiateurchocolate]

im NOT jesus...

lol he sounded evil when he said that

[VirtutiShell]

The video for I'm not Jesus is not on your channel - the only one I have found is VEVO (not good) and the others with lyrics have ALL got some of the lyrics wrong so its a shame - great song, lovely Corey but bands should have their own song videos on their channel.

And while I'm in an obviously bitchy mood - why-o-why when I was at Sonisphere Festival last year, did Corey not sing with you guys on the song when he was there?!?

[Mattix333]

you're all fucking ridiculous lol

[MsCabo36]

I love hearing them talk!!! :D

[TheApoGirl]

I like the way Perttu says his name :) It's very cute ^^ <3

[TheApoGirl]

Hello, you internet maniacs xD

[STEFIzeADVENTURER]

omg i just completely died....eicca!!!!

[joooboooo]

that accent... oh my god :DDDD

[Prizmafrog2002]

Mmmm those two are sooo cute!

[maribeetle]

Love Eicca ))))

[DONNAsilverRIDER]

Perttu is so hot

[MaidenTheGreat]

is that a bathroom behind them? man, i need one where are you guys?

[SelphieTilmitt17]

Damn ... way too sexy in the accent department!

[dixiedevilpup]

they are really such sweet guys, I got to meet the whole band, got pics and autographs with them, they were real sweethearts!

[TheApoGirl]

@dixiedevilpup Lucky youuuuu! :'( I wish I met them too...

[utapau235]

I thouhgt perttu had a deeper voice

[wa4urneck]

Eicca!!! <3 Can't wait to see him on Sonisphere in Bulgaria!

[TheEyes629]

Listening their music: Amazing

Watching talk and make EYE CONTACT WITH YOU: Scary as hell

:D

[JumalatarTalvella]

I just love'em

[basaksuify]

he's so sweet :D

[ThePunkyztar]

♥.....♥ those mans are sooo hot Eicca and Perttu 

[TheLiveorletdie]

omfg im laughing my ass off at these AMAZING acents!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "we are from.... apoacalyptiaca" SO AWESOME!!! XD AHAHA

[vladxx2]

You look like Jesus... : P

[AustrailianIchigo]

im a guy, and i still freel the need to say that perttu is good looking. that lucky bugger doesn't even need to be an awesome musician like he is to make a killing in the poon market.

[PinkyPrincessMaggot]

They are fucking hot! Love them!

[HerbredMadness]

"From great album called Words Collide..."

Hmm..."Es ist scheiße-nicht kaufen...horrible, terrible..."

Wonder who made him change his mind :)

[HerbredMadness]

@HerbredMadness worlds*

[drago2021]

I don't know, Perttu kinda reminds me of Jhonny Depp. But I guess I see every similarity in everything, so fuck it.

[QspadeofheartsQ]

"...I'm not jesus." lmao

[RageProductions1]

pause at 0:01 hahahahaha lmao

[wada90]

@RageProductions1 hahaahahahaha what a face!!!! xDDD

[roobeert1992]

@RageProductions1 TROLLFACE!

[GoldenHarpy]

Awailable :D Love it!

[danifilthismyhusband]

uhh.. jesus christ.

eicca topinen<33

[medepona]

Perttu Kivilaakso and Tuomas Holopainen = unknown brothers?! ;-D

I mean, look! They can't be twins because Perttu is a couple of years younger but who says that everything on the net is true?!

[ThaRatChick]

I want a top hat.

[XTremeDiva1828]

Perttu looks like Tuomas Holopainen with hat =D

[gerardzlilhelena]

"Hello, you intimate maniacs! :D"

":3 Hello :3"

I FUCKING LOVE THEM! <3 so much.

[Dakota221090]

@gerardzlilhelena Oh, i thought he said: "Hello, internet maniacs"

Now that phrase has more sense XD

[gerardzlilhelena]

@Dakota221090 lawl :D nice!

[nhiuo]

SUOMII !! FINLANDD !! i'm from finland and i'm soooo proud of themm :P jebouu! antaa palaa pojat !

[TheApoGirl]

@nhiuo Lucky you... :( I wish I were Finn... :( And of course, I would be proud of them, too. :)

[f4ck0ffbi4tch]

perttu is so adorable!! and so is eicca!!

[sk8rwhezel]

@3DaysGracerocks4ever They're not gay for each other. Perttu (the one on the left) is engaged and Eicca (the blond) is married with two children.

[Adgang123]

are they gay? :o

[sk8rwhezel]

@Adgang123 NO.

[Adgang123]

@sk8rwhezel alright alright, was just wondering, they looked so 'close' xD

[sk8rwhezel]

@Adgang123 Don't worry. I'm not mad. Just thought it was funny. XD The blond one (Eicca) is married with 2 children, and I believe that Perttu (the black haired one) has a fiance/long-term girlfriend. (Someone correct me if I'm wrong.)

[Adgang123]

@sk8rwhezel :o 2 children? That sounds nasty.... "What did you get your wife for your anniversary?" "A dolly with a brush."

"What did you get from her?" "A paper filled with spit and paintings"

Soz, couldn't resist :D

[Dakota221090]

@sk8rwhezel I hope you're wrong about Perttu :(

[sk8rwhezel]

@Dakota221090 Unfortunately, I don't think I am. :'(

[Sentya]

@sk8rwhezel "Unfortunately"? What do you mean by that? :-)

[Sentya]

@Dakota221090 So, you hope that he is single? Why? Isn`t that good and nice to have a family, to have a partner?

[Dakota221090]

@Sentya I was joking, obviously I dont care if he is single or not XD

[TheMuszysko]

pertu, great accent <333333333333333

sexyyy <69

[xDxDJassixDxD]

this accent... i love it! =D

[claudiasarzenski]

I love this fuck accent!!!!!!!!

[DarlingVickster]

LOL! have my baby? im just say'n

[Combichik]

@DarlingVickster lollllll you're funny :P

[ValenRotty]

Finnish guys have the best accents ever. 

[PrincessLesandra]

@ValenRotty I know, I can't wait to hear my luvs voice

[ThexplicitNV1]

@ValenRotty Perrtu looks like a skinny gothic nathan lane

[Paddeiii]

WTF THE BLONDE IS MALE

[bloodydjole]

@Paddeiii yes, look their video hall of the mountain king, live version, and you'll see him naked

[Paddeiii]

@bloodydjole ive got nightmares q.q

[bleachpudding]

@Paddeiii the sexiest male alive!!!

[Paddeiii]

@bleachpudding .... o_O

[sourlemon10]

@bleachpudding which one? i think both are beautiful!

[iRrawrrr]

The crazy Cello men from Finnland xD

[sorandom0]

@iRrawrrr EERRRRGGG Finland has 1 n!! 1 not two its Finland not Finnland errggg

[iRrawrrr]

@sorandom0 Typo CHILL man O.O

[sorandom0]

@iRrawrrr Ha well Finland is to much of a beautiful pace to get the name wrong being a half Finnish person it gets kinda annoying ans finnish dose have 2 n's!

[iRrawrrr]

@sorandom0

Don't cruzify me for some random typo :o Jesus, I'm from Germany, I'm not that far away x_X

[sorandom0]

@iRrawrrr Ok and Im from Montreal but Im Half-Finnish so I think id know and I do understand typo's because I type very fast so they happen to me but that just pisses me off sooo much and im a nice tempered girl, and If you like Apo. you will love me bc im perfroming with them TONITE in Las Vegas at The House of Blues!

[musicftw783]

@sorandom0 lol lucky you get to perform with them :)

[sorandom0]

@musicftw783 Ha they are very nice people not as mean as the seem and look in their vids!!

[musicftw783]

@sorandom0 haha :)

[sorandom0]

@musicftw783 Super sweet guys Eicca and Perttu jees I was crying today during rehersal because how hard they mad me laugh I couldnt even focus!

[musicftw783]

@sorandom0 haha :D thats awesome theyre talented and funny! they look pretty cool and theyre music is great have fun performing with them :)

[sorandom0]

@musicftw783 I will they are A-MAZING guys!! such an honor to perform with them! I bow down to them

[SirToby21]

...frrom Apo - ka - ly - pptica :D

[chemical2romance]

AWE there sooo cute i love there accents there sooo sexy!!!!! Now to learn Finnish and pack my stuff then move over there, I would be in heaven!

[Kyuuketsuki8Neko]

hihi xD charming face from perttu at the beginning xD

they're both sooo cute <3 =3

[hamstergirl4444]

I think I'm in love...twice...too bad I'm old enough to be their moms - shhhh, don't tell anyone :)

[IISkifteRII]

omg ty for visiting Lithuania in Trakai ! :)

[kramtoske666]

@IISkifteRII WOO :>

[listen2alullaby665]

i just woke up from a dream that perttu and eicca were secretly lovers o.O

[Honeybee19227]

@listen2alullaby665 thats..... lol xD

[listen2alullaby665]

@Honeybee19227 hahaha omg! it was insane...i woke up and was like wtf?!?! muahaha *evil laugh*

[Honeybee19227]

@listen2alullaby665 thats extremely cool xD

[listen2alullaby665]

@Honeybee19227 you shouldve seen it o.O

[rokstarchic85]

@listen2alullaby665 why can't I get dreams like that?

[listen2alullaby665]

@rokstarchic85 haha idk..but i bet its cos someone doesnt want you overwhelmed by jelousy when you wake up hahahaha jk

[rokstarchic85]

@listen2alullaby665 LMAO, knowing how I am, I probably wouldn't be surprised if that were the case.

[listen2alullaby665]

@rokstarchic85 haha im the sammmme wayy

[DethGuyX3]

I have a samelike hat as Perttu :D

[vampyrechick25]

They are so cute!!!

[rythrae95]

their so hot i love their accents plus the best band ever

[verovalo1]

ahhh I'm not tired to see this video again , and again, and again, Perttu is so cute!!! I love him!!! damn!!! soooooo cute!!!! x3

[MaidenAnjoNix]

Perttu, I love you ♥

[myhoneyjudah]

I love their accents ;)

[sorandom0]

haha i love their Finnish accent!!!!! and i didnt know Eicca was married?????

[Catreenah]

available in canada?

[Drogenkind666]

Fa Fa Fa Fa

Fags :D

[rjho1997]

i love the way they say apocalyptica

[XxNEVERMINDxX17]

Haha! They are so funny! :D

[smokefire44]

Perttu is the most beautiful man I've ever seen in my life *.*

And his Finnish accent only makes him hotter......I wanna move to Finlanddd

[indigo0indie0boy]

@smokefire44 oh you little smitten one ;)

[PrincessLesandra]

@smokefire44 ...me too! 

[0Kattynka0]

GOD! :D I had to listen to the first 9 seconds about ten times over and over! Everything in these short nine seconds is so perfect! The blink by Perttu, the first sentence is "Hello, you internet maniacs" :D and "Perttu from Apocalyptica" with so heavy finnish accent is just gorgeous :)

[jesupek]

I think that people are getting blind from watching this video too much... because 28 of them missed the "like" button ^_^

[WikiSorcerer]

Really? You look more like Johnny Depp to me. Or at least an abstract equivalent.

[MawiieCooper]

I watched this video like 5 times on repeat, I love their accent!

[Imanstarr]

Aww they have pretty accents <3

[arp098]

i want them!!

[Superpizzabros]

The hat that Perttu is wearing makes this even more hilarious. ROFL!

[808naty]

I think im getting a heart attack O_O the guy with the dark hair is hella sexy

**faint**

[Tademus1]

I love Finland, best place in the earth

[Starlitblond]

oh how can you not love them... lol.. I love how they say 'corey taylor'... Finland here I come.. who knew..

[Wiksyyy69]

I Love Apocalyptica!! so sexy...

[WantedAlex8754]

badass accent..

[SilverApricotSea]

I going to Finland!!!

[ticosexy22]

What?

[donteverwannabeyoux]

ahaa, this makes me laugh sososo much xD

[TheSilligirl]

The accent!! the accent !!

[arkaharu1]

their accent is so adorible

[SilverApricotSea]

@arkaharu1 I know!!!!! =D

[stardarkstar]

@arkaharu1 i agree :) and Eicca is cute.

[firehawk2232]

@arkaharu1 I love how perttu talks its hilarious xD xD

[xhellsingguy]

@arkaharu1 ya i know its so moveing

[BobTangel]

@arkaharu1

your fucking rigth^^

[P00RaBbitt2]

@arkaharu1 LOL you must heard my accent xD

[andiestrellitam3]

i love the hat!

[CerHell]

I can watch it thousands times! 8__8

[CerHell]

Avilable! Uahahah, Eicca is awesome saying this xD

[alicenorthdeamon]

i am so moving to Finland.

[kathie1441]

take me with you!

[Starlitblond]

@alicenorthdeamon ... I am sooo going with you!!

[minerva1210]

@Starlitblond

@#

alicenorthdeamon

can I go too? :D

[janeyre89]

Ahahahahahah!!! Their accent is soooo funny!!!! XD