Mast Brothers Chocolate

[trilobright]

My friend flat out refused to believe that this wasn't a Portlandia sketch. This same friend didn't realize the artisanal lightbulbs sketch was a joke until Carrie Brownstein got electrocuted toward the end.

[ElleonOnline]

i would love to buy their chocolate.

[fishhead1227]

Chocolate and scotch, perfect pair!

[georgeman21222]

.......ya FUCKERS!

[georgeman21222]

All you fucking negative commenters are a fucking bunch of cunt head douchbags! seriously .. whats wrong with these 2 dudes trying to make a living making fine chocolate without all the other shit that goes into "chocolate" and for some of you who say its "just chocolate" obviously you have no clue and need to shut the fuck up these guys are doing somthing awesome and if you dont like it then dont eat it , otherwise SHUT THE FUCK UP! and go suck on a cum drizzled lolipop made out of human shit!

[tomsmith100]

@georgeman21222 The PHD of youtube answers. Vimeo all the way!

[georgeman21222]

@tomsmith100 soooo im assuming you liked that then?

[JimmyBoi2]

Why do so many people talk with question marks at the end of their declarative sentences? Like they don't quite believe what they're saying? But i would still get chocolate from these guys? Cuz it's so good? And they know what they're doing? I'm just saying?

[darkkite23]

"Yeah, we make chocolate. You've probably never heard of our method, though."

[DaveTheSodaGuy0]

i bet they're both jewish

[Caramenne]

@DaveTheSodaGuy0 hahahahahhaah, true, they look jewish,,and they work in brokllyn,.,.,but what r ur reasons :D

[trilobright]

@DaveTheSodaGuy0

And I bet they have a huge processing plant in Central America where workers making a $1 a week melt down unsold expired Valentine's Day chocolates in a giant vat, then slap pretentious labels on them and ship them to Brooklyn on high-emissions trucks.

[DaveTheSodaGuy0]

@trilobright haters gonna hate =)

[IGstarzz]

Buy ten bars for $80!

[suissechalet]

Hooray for overpriced mediocre chocolate! Home delivery by passenger pigeon is now available!!

[creepoid]

Lose the fuckin beards ffs, ever heard of hygene in food manufacture ??

[mpetricone]

We love Mast Brothers chocolate --- and seeing the video was a lot of fun -- keep up the good work, guys!

[knowinglooktocamera]

Do these guys really think they are the only people making "small batch chocolate"? Have they not heard of France, or Belgium or Switzerland...the world capitals of artisan chocolate making? I'm sure their chocolate is lovely but the one thing that is taking over Europe right now is small batch chocolate.

[Primordialfan1]

Fucking hipster cunts.

[OliverUnderTheMoon]

This has to be a joke.

[popomczowzow]

they sell this really cool type of chocolate. it's an obscure underground chocolate though, you've probably never heard of it

[Blambla72]

pretty cool way to make a living

they clearly love their product to put that much effort in lol

[dnycguy8]

how big is Michael's dick, you ask? let's just say he's a bottom, and leave it at that. oh, the simulated rape scenes where he get's tied up and frigged with a hunk of cocoa? well, this is totally off the record, but they wouldn't be out of place.

[erosamuk]

@dnycguy8 are you referring to my fav scene from "Mike's Adventures on the High Seas," the one where he gets raped by a black slave on the frigate's maiden voyage?

[dnycguy8]

@erosamuk again, i don't want to give away any secrets but, yes, that's exactly the scene i'm referring to, among other, how shall we say... kinky recipes for chocolate lovers.

[internecineTurbine]

not hipsters,hipsters are talentless waste of life,these fine men are craftsmen

[goldfarb94]

this is funny in so many ways

[fayonaise69]

i want to marry one of them! such cool guys... caring about where you get your ingredients from and actually making a quality product.. that is so awesome. way to go! i love you two

[MrOrgaswich]

is this serious? fucking hipsters

[budulududu1]

first thumb down XD

[xGUIDOxCOREx]

Mind altering sexiness. Aerospace engineering. Voyages by sail. Such hipster win.

[briangorrell]

These guys are HOT under those beards!

I can tell.

[CHIEFFOXXTAIL]

I want some chocolate now....

[FreeBlago1]

Cool story. But these are some "no pussy getting motha phuckas" I tell ya. They haven't been laid in 3 years, guaranteed.

[FreeBlago1]

@freakfarm22 I found red pubes, I enjoyed it.

[HappyBunny0023]

... i was just about say that i wouldn't buy chocolate from there, because i'm scared of seeing disgusting beard hair in it... when i saw that comment by freakfarm22...

[Zerojumpy]

Seriously, those guys are damn clean! look how they foil the chocolate into the package, they dont grab it with the hand, they use some kind of paper/tissue/whatever.

In other industries, they just grab stuff bare handed if you look at all the documentaries.

thumbs up for that!

[ParkSlopeYuppyToilet]

Well what have we here: a couple of neckbearded, emaciated, pampered suburban kids making pretentious $12 chocolate bars in the heart of gentrified Brooklyn to sell to their fellow hipster-yuppie transplants, yeah that's real 'COOL' guys!!!

Go back to the suburban cesspool you and all the rest of the inbred mutants came from, freaks!!!

[manacycler]

@ParkSlopeYuppyToilet

haters gonna hate



[ParkSlopeYuppyToilet]

@manacycler Kinda hard to be a "hater" when you've got more money, more girls, a better job, a nicer apartment, a nicer car, and are better looking than the people you're supposed to be "hating" on. But whatever lets you inbred yups sleep at night.

[mmcneil]

@ParkSlopeYuppyToilet But in the end, you're still a hater. Suck it up.

[orlalro9]

@ParkSlopeYuppyToilet get over yourself you dick. easy, its just fucking chocolate...

[FreeBlago1]

@ParkSlopeYuppyToilet Tru dat Toilet boy. If they were real hippies, they would create the Mark Twain "feel" about their chocolate by making it on the river, keeping expenses low so more people could enjoy it. Suburban transplant misfits, you're right.

[M00shu]

Man those beards are awesome. I bet that chocolate is fantastic.

[MegaShiny]

Mind Altering Sexiness!!~

[shadowsofnoone]

Wow, they're dedicated

[takadi]

It would be much cooler if they had their cocoa beans delivered by bike powered zeppelins

[gabolora]

I love you guys.

[wrightonmedia]

Please import some to Vancouver! I have sent this video to companies looking to make rad videos. Amazing job.

[almondcoconuts]

nice, i would defiantly buy some but i live in california :(. I wonder how they can work around soo much chocolate and be sooo skinny. either they dont eat the chocolate or they do crystal meth.......im guessing the crystal meth.

[twofishblu]

Are the mixers and grinders powered by:

A)steam

B)skinny kids fiercely pedaling fixed gear bikes round-the-clock

[05maximus]

Money!

[acere93]

Old school Delicious!

[Death2Fanboys]

Chocolate looks GOOD!!! These guys should make an ad saying "In Yo Face BELGIUM! NY is da HOUSE!"

[dmix09]

it's chocolate makers like these that we should all support! =D

[chikotube]

i wonder if anyone makes chocolate sweetened with stevia instead of sugar.

[TSTerra]

@chikotube You can found that in some nature organic stores

[tbjw1]

I like the way their chocolate looks but really wish they'd wear beard shields and hair nets. Surprised the health department hasn't suggested it. I'm hoping they usually do cover up and just did'nt for this video for vanity sake.

[usaTrini]

Huh. They look like people out of the Victorian Period, like mad scientists. How old are you guys?

[Dpesh7]

chocolate is like the ultimate aphrodisiac

[glendoi]

Just when I thought that they couldn't get anymore hipster, they mention that they want their cocoa beans delivered by a damn ship with sails. I hope your shop is Fixie-whip friendly and has a bike rack out front.

[ChildsPrison]

Have their beans brought by sail? Holy fucking hipster.

[freddyrl337]

I wish I could grow a beard like that :(

[alienmode]

i bet those guys fuck

[mehblahmehblah]

Hahahaha "we bring em in by sail"

[boydzilla51]

i would buy chocolate from them. go beards!

[chunkymilk]

mmm hipster chocolate

[Hemulen40]

CHOCkin beards !

[turtlesareslow]

I like their beards. They seem more trustworthy.

[bernardosays]

great quote: "there's nobody that you're going to fight harder with than your family but there's nobody that you're going to fight harder for than your family."

[hungrytien]

I like the philosophy. "There's nobody that you'll fight harder with than your family, but there's nobody that you'll fight harder for than your family"

[TheAfroGerman]

great!

[awkwardsentence]

this is really awesome and inspiring. hope you guys can ship to California!

[anefikto]

super like it! I like small independent factories and people involved in such business

[himmy520]

Chocolates made by hipsters, awesome!

[sevengone]

@himmy520 Beard does not equal hipster.

[SeitansPuppet]

Steampunx not dead!

[laphongtudo]

Do y'all make your own music, if not whered do you get your awesome background music?

[samrusoff]

@laphongtudo the music info is in the credits