Geoduck Clam, Part I

[PARSIMACHIAJ]

human part

[caotico0]

Lungs in a marine invertebrate?..... sure.

[TheAzideen]

like if AOL brought you here

[crabber59]

You may know how to clean & eat a geoduck but have you ever dug one??

You also mentioned about the shit sack and how you won't keep it because its been in the "ocean"? Geoducks are not found in the ocean they are found in Puget Sound where I dig them about 6 times ayear for the last 15yrs.

[96SKUxX]

GROSS DUDE I WATCHED MOST OF THE OTHER ONES ON HOW TO COOK THE GEODUCK... BUT THAT GEODUCK LOOKS LIKE A REAL PENIS! ITS GROSS

[96SKUxX]

rofl penis clam xD

[robertojosedgzmoro]

like John Holmes autopsy or something like that

[robertojosedgzmoro]

Jesus Christ, if you start the video at 3:30 and you don't know what that the guy is talking about a clam, what he is doing gets terribly disturbing...  : S

[sailored77]

Hey Subzero824 , Thanks for the lesson. I've see Geoduck in Asian stores but never knew how to prepare it . Now I will be comfortable buying and preparing it. Cheers.

[AL3AJEB]

how could someone eat this? it looks like a penis and has hole

[RussMusiq1]

goo eee duck

[xKeray]

GeoDICK clam

[mahsyakurnea]

that penis clam is a god's creature...

[papiacanne]

penis clam..with a little moist hole...that you have to put your finger in....WHAT THE FUCK?! hahah

[Mr40520]

why use such a huge knife..

[ibizabar18]

dude that is not how you prep a geoduck.

you should submerge it in lightly simmering water for 10 seconds to kill it before you start cutting it apart live.

but at least youre no where near as bad as this moron...

copy & paste into youtube search:

Chef David Cavagnaro transforms geoduck clams into sashimi

[J285301]

and then when he removes the shell, the inside looks like a vagina

[prescience]

Foreskin?!?!?! Hahahahaha...beautiful.

[Mr40520]

good video.. stupid comments from ,, who ever is demo as a cook... not impressed.

[lilsweetie082804]

My ice cubes NEVER come out that easy!! lol

[kila4]

oh please, i live in geoduck country...and yes, it is laughingly, at times, referred to as the penis clam....or even a geodick.

it is a joke, but there is certainly not a stretch to see why, and often when removing the skin, we say to remove his rubber.

get a sense of humour people.

[despair2ko]

It's sad how just about no one can watch this video without thinking something sexual, especially how he talks about it and touches it.

[billfunky]

hahahahahahahahahahaha penis clam

[TheBlessedOne29]

Actually you just have to put the clam in hot boiling water for 5 secs not 30 secs

[mattpryor94]

Penis clam? i thought it was a Geoduck lol

[fishkiller4111]

U think this retard Kanuk could find a bigger knife ti work with? He took 2 min to open a stupid clam that takes 3 sec. to open and he still hacked it up.

Now, to all who want to flame me for telling it like it is...

GO SUCK A GEODICK!!

I won't read your dumbass replies that get emailed to me or bother to reoly to them

The "chef", and the term is used loosely, has no idea how to open clams of any kind, whish is evident by the huge knife he used to open a fucking clam.

[Mr40520]

@fishkiller4111 i agree

[kahtsin]

damn. this whole thing looks like smtg. and that "organ" he threw away at 2:35 looks like..omg. XD

his camera rocks wei. every single sound is heard clearly.

btw i like his watch =O

[valzaktivagher247]

lol at MezmeriZe1804

[Lynnestwins]

Thank you so much for sharing this. Now to part II.

[jojosings2u]

It's a sad state of affairs when a clam has a bigger cock than most dudes on youtube.

[Basiloma]

Big nasty cock.

I couldn't eat that.

[MezmeriZe1804]

Ow ow ow!!! Wait, did he say Penis clam??? hahahaha I thought my mind went in the gutter as well.. wait, it is!.

[onlyonealphaomega]

I couldn't help myself...my mind went straight to the gutter. Sorry to the video owner...no disrespect but it was funny to me.

[nellisonx]

I love how he calls it the Penis clam :]

[drocks22]

@nellisonx i love how you're a stupid fuck

[eeeen321]

GOOEY-DUCK... it's easy as shit to say...and GEO-DUCK is still better than "penis clam", thats dumb, acting like a dorky 14year old everytime you mention a clam.... niiiiiice...

not a very fresh geoduck.

FYI-it is the largest burrowing clam in the world, as well as one of the oldest living animals(168 is oldest on record).

and no, it does not dig away. its a stationary clam 2.5-4 feet into the substrate.

it has a crazy retracting siphon that can be almost 4 feet long that does the moving.

[OxGxIxA]

so he called it a penis clam, you dont have to be a whiney bitch about it

[eeeen321]

LOL...... go cry some more you ignorant cunt.

[adriank31]

Looks like my dick

[subzero824]

I think you got that wrong CorneliusSneedley,,,,,that is not a Machete, it's only a 10" french blade, plus I never mention that my knife skills is good,,,,,

Penis Clams is a inside joke between me and my friends,,, My title is still said Geoduck clam,,,,

[CorneliusSneedley]

"I know your knife skills are not that good" says the guy who is cutting up the geoduck with a machete. Looks very manly, but a smaller knife would be a good deal more practical.

I live in geoduck country, btw. No one here would ever refer to them as "penis clams."

[crazyasainchick]

u guys are nasty. its a remarkable creature, NOT a male organ!

[subzero824]

It's actually call the Geoduck clam,,,as you can see the title, but since not too many people can say that word right,,,beside it's does look like one.

[AlexTheMagix]

He handles the penis so tenderly...

... such a loving man. :]

[sc8terboii]

The neck looks like a dick

:) lol :0

[tjrieves]

and he said "shrinkage" when he submerged the "penis" into the boiling water

[tsuumi]

What if someone would feed it with Viagra?

:-)