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  • You're too slow! Haha nice attempt champ

  • So original

  • to slow

  • Your a wanker, I hate you, die ... and Vampire Weekend sucks hairy dog balls

  • Stopped after you said something about mac. Get off the internet.

  • I want my two minutes back. I hate all those fast-talking videos as much as the next guy, but that had practically nothing to do with Resident Evil. It's like those videos where half the video is the credits.

  • Btw criticising yahtzee for using windows movie maker is like criticising a baker for using flour

  • No sir you are not a hypocryte you are tripple cunted whore

  • So you hate yahtzee's style, and yet you're nothing but a shameless ripoff with a bad voice?

    Am I missing something here?

  • never EVER try and be like yahtzee, you're just a wanna-be. no matter how hard you try you will never be even an iota as awesome as yahtzee is

  • Sorry, that was a little harsh... But i am still mad!!! ^^

  • I was planning on starting to do something like yahtzee except not with video games... But i think this fuck tard convinced me not to... Anger*

  • I feel the need to do a parody of Yahtzee myself, at some point. Not out of spite, though, because I'm actually a huge fan of ZP. It would be...A submission to the fanbase? I dunno; if that's what one should call it.

    This guy's lack of audio editing pissed me off. You think Ben does his whole review in one go? No, he takes clear breaths in between, and edits out the pauses.

  • This video....

    WINS!!!!

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  • what the crickey.....

  • please zero punctuaction make a review of nathan smart! (sorry Nathan),,

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  • this is absolutely terrible..you cant fast talk for example yet you slag the people who do it well! you suck...nobody cares about your youtube videos hence the dislike button, the funniest part is some people disable likes and dislikes without realizing if half the internet said they hate the other half will surely think the same after viewing it lol just take this wank down..

  • GUYS PLEASE PAUSE AT A 1:54 XD

  • ugh. how did this fucker even get on youtube. you are the most un-funny, unnecessary and iliterate fuckface i have ever had the indecent misfortune to observe. your accusations hold no weight, your just bad at replicating Yahtzee, and your just a shit human. that's what you are! shit at life. in conclusion; die. you fuck.

    plus you used one of my favourite songs in your video. fuck my life.

  • @JonnoXD Iliterate? Oh, the irony.

  • @Lazy0Waffle haha i know ZP doesnt always have the best punctuation himself all the time, but this is just stupid.

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  • Fail

  • Now I know why this hs so many f&*cking dislikes. Ugh. Never do this again, please.

  • I think most of you failed to pause at 1:54. Y'all been trolled.

  • @musicalrt Despite the disclaimer, this video wasn't even humorous. O_o

  • fug off

  • I'm not sure you realise the poit of ZP, he does not review or hate on a game he critiques the little things that are bad about anything, even if his overall opinion was positive.

    Shame the video wasn't funny either :(

  • Where the fuck did you learn geography. Christ, I live in England and I know that the Amazon isn't north of Alaska.

  • sad

  • This sucks.  You suck.

  • it's pretty audibly obvious that you are trying wayyyyyyyyyyy too hard to talk fast at a rate that is unnatural for you

  • Your voice is incredibly annoying, especially when you fast talk... soooo incomprehensible.

  • If all reviewers had standards as high as Yahtzee's, gaming would be vastly better than it is right now.

  • what is this i dont even..? What happened? Was this about macinshit or yahtzee? or resident evil?

    segways?

  • you suck compared to yahtzee...you dont hav the accent for it...

  • People r sensitive fanboys.... Yahtzee points out all the negatives of a game (which is what a reviewer is suppose to do) so that u can determine for urself whether or not "x" is enough of a reason to/not to check out a game... The problem now a days is people r too stupid and too worried about what other people think that they can't form their own opinions...

    THE HALO SERIES FUCKING SUCKS, EA IS BETTER THAN 2K, and FABLE 2 IS THE BEST GAME FOR THE 360.

    THATS MY OPINION, DEAL WITH IT

  • @JDezi4BVlog I agree people get waaayy too attached to their favorite games. I love Halo, Final Fantasy and Dragon Age to name a few.

    But Yahtzee does a kick ass job pointing out some of the ridiculous tropes we gamers just accept. I find the majority of his criticisms about my favorite games to be entirely true, it doesn't make them bad. But other reviewers seem to have inflated scores a bit much lately.

  • Clearly by all these comments, people do not understand the word "joke". However, mac does suck! ^_^

  • Awful, truly awful

  • Did Yahtzee meet your Mom?

  • So we can most likely assume the creator takes the form of the butt hurt fanboy who's favorite wet dream video game(Sounds like a Halo or Final Fantasy type) got roasted by yahtzee recently.

    He now copies the aesthetics and tone of the one he deeply despises to bash him? If you're trying to be ironic about it, do some research on hipsters, they pull irony off much more admirably.

  • @schwegburt or he genuinely thinks yahtzee isn't a good reviewer like myself maybe? I don't hate yahtzee, even after he's taken some of my favorite videogames and shat all over them, but I do think he's one of the worst reviewer's I've ever seen for a number of reasons.

  • @striderkiwi2

    Please name them, I'm interested in knowing why people don't like Yahtzee

  • @JDezi4BVlog His failure to review multiplayer portions of games is one point. Multiplayer is sometimes the best part of certain videogames so just reviewing the singleplayer aspects doesn't produce a good review. He's extremely biased towards specific videogame series' and genre's of games, as well as sequels and he lets his biased views effect his reviews when he could either 1. not review the game knowing it's not his thing 2. review the game but keep his bias views out of it.

  • @striderkiwi2

    Read my original comment... It covers all of ur complaints... I'll even summarize the main points for u...

    What Yahtzee does is point out all the negative parts of a game (which is what a reviewer is suppose to do)... No matter what he says, u should always have ur own opinion. If something he says is bad about the game is something u don't mind, than u decide for urself whether u want to play it or not.

    People need to stop being sensitive

  • @JDezi4BVlog sometimes the things he doesn't like about a specific videogame's genre ie. JRPG grinding, is something that fans of the genre like. And then there have just been times when he reviews a game and that every negative point he makes I can respond with "no that's not true. I've also played the game and that's not how it is" a good example is his review of resident evil 5.

  • @striderkiwi2

    And about him not reviewing multiplayer... U say he should "not review the game knowing it's not his thing"... Well, that's him doing that. Not reviewing multiplayer becuz its not his thing.

    The impression I get from EVERYBODY that complains about Yahtzee is they don't like when he points out negative things about games they like, or calls refers to specific parts of games that they like as negative aspects.

    That's just people being sensitive fanboys... Thats all that is

  • @JDezi4BVlog if that's true then why does he review jrpgs, generic fps's and the like when knows he doesn't like them? And if certain aspects of games are things you don't like but you know fans of that genre like then keep that into consideration when reviewing the game otherwise you're being VERY unprofessional. I get mad at his reviews not because he says bad things about games i like, or even games I don't like. I get mad at him because he's not doing a good job of it.

  • @striderkiwi2

    Well... When he started making vids on Youtube, all he did was give HIS opinion. When he got hired by the escapist, he didn't get hired so he can change his style so as to help make decisions for the opinionless gamers of today, but to make those funny vids giving HIS opinion about games that a lot of the fans of the genre's r begging him to review.

    And how is he not doing a good job? He's probably the best ever at describing why he thinks a game is bad

  • @JDezi4BVlog that or he's reviewing a game he knows he shouldn't review because it's not his style of game. for example, I don't like sand box games like Infamous, Prototype, GTA etc. If I were to review one, I would keep my personal dislike of the genre out of it, and if I couldnt' do that then I wouldn't review the damn game. That's what I'm trying to say. Does any of this make sense to you?

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  • @striderkiwi2

    It makes sense, but at the same time, its pointless... Why does he have to keep his personal opinion out of his own review? When he chooses to play JRPG's and review them, why should he pretend not to dislike them? So that JRPG fans won't cry? Lol...

    And now ur thinking "well why review JRPG's at all?"

    to which I reply, "why not?" ... think about it.

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  • your an idiot say your not a fan then completely rip him off. Yahtzee is a legend

  • BORING

  • Nathan smart? More like Nathan Fart!

  • as said repeatedly before me, it's all a matter of opinion, Yahtzee didn't really like Oblivion, Dantes Inferno or dead space but I did and so I will play it because games boil down to fun, good games are fun while bad games are not fun, its true that different people like different things but if a game is poorly made and doesn't do anything well, it isnt a good game (look at too human and two worlds)

  • Not as easy as zero punctuation makes it look is it.

  • lol, this sucks

  • The irony!

    You criticize the stye being shit but still are not able to replicate it finely.

  • Yo dawg I herd u lie reviews

  • HAHAHA you suck. ZP is the best + me and my mates saw Ben at that eGames thing and we didn't even know it.

  • How am I only 1 of 120 people to actually like this? I think some people are missing the point. This was entertaining. Keep searching for your medium.

  • You are NOT Yahtzee, and you never will be, so stop trying. I hate people like you.

  • Jealousy thy name is Failure.

  • booooooo!!!wait sorry i meant BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • wanker! zeropuntuation is amazing

  • This style of reviews is dependent on the quality of one's speaking voice. The thing about, say, Yahtzee or Nostalgia Critic is that they're not just clever writers, they're also skilled performers with a natural understanding of comedic timing and intonation.

  • Slagging Zero Punctuation is pointless. He knows he's being harsh, but it's working for him and it's a nice contrast to reviews from the likes of IGN who may as well just have their writers suck off the game developers for the most part.

    Also, as someone rightly stated, this guy sounds like a douche so he can't pull it off, nor can he make the video look appealing.

  • You don't have the voice or humor to pull this off, also you look like a prick with the Mac video thing, his videos ARE better than yours.

  • Why did this receive so much hate, I mean he is right mostly. Yahtzee is a master troll that become famous and I can believe that there are people out there who don't play there favourite games because that troll said it's bad and nitpicked the sh*t out of it.

  • @LordVidra to be fair tho, we watch it for his opinion, delivered well with comedy value. I would be a bit sad if ppl just took the word of reviews as set in stone. If the game appeals, rent it, forge your own opinion and buy it if you liked it. Ppl who do just take the word of reviewers deserve to miss out on games if they cant think for themselves.

  • @supervenom1 Looking back on my comment, I say well said sir!

    Like I'm playing Dead Space 2 right now and he said on his video about the first game that it looks good and plays good, but it's bland. Well they improved a lot here in 2, so I think he will have a better opinion now and I still like Dead Space, despite his review.

  • @LordVidra If that is the case, then those people don't have a mind of their own and deserve to lose all of their enjoyment from life. I enjoy watching Yahtzee for his hilarity and his game reviews. I do not follow him blindly, but watch and see which games I should get. His reviews are his opinion and if your opinion makes you a troll then everyone is a troll and in that regard NO ONE is a troll.

  • @kyuubikid213 Yes, I know what you mean. I just read Watchmen and now I feel that I understand even more deeply the conflict between people's different opinion and that the fight between good and evil is not just a black and white thing. But I already took back my comment previously (when I wrote to supervenom), just didn't wrote that down directly.

  • dont try this again you don't have the mature tone of voice or the demanding presence to pull this off

  • i think my ears just threw up from hearing this bollocks

  • Luckily the internet allows any talentless pudgy hack to call themselves a reviewer and make weak humorless parodies of people who, if not else, are witty and creative if not correct in their reviews of video games.

  • @Astafar13 i know that 3 people can do this right. Yathzee, Emo Kid Guy, and the other one. this guy wasted my time with shit

  • Boy, did you ever call it. This Yahtzee guy really is an overly negative knee-jerk hater of absolutely everything.

  • you suck balls and are a n00b just shut your face and we'll all be happy

  • Does DIAF stand for Die In A Fridge? Seriously it's all I can think of...I know Indiana Jones 4 sucked, but we probably shouldn't be turning it's foibles in to everyday acronyms.

  • That was... Good god, man, that was awful. I've made some bad shit in my life but at least I have the good sense to hide it. Maybe unlist this video or something? Just hide it. Hide your failure from the masses.

  • why are people still commenting on and watching this? stepping on an old piece of shit will still get your shoes dirty.

  • lame, pathetic, and definitely a waste of time. fail

  • As a critic I don't like hating for hating or the fast talking...

    come on.

  • Soo...just a few things...

    1) You're not Yahtzee.

    2) You're not British.

    3) You don't have what it takes to make a viral vid.

    4) Santa isn't real.

  • mac suck

  • God you suck. You say you're not a fan of the "fast talking" stuff but then you go and do it. I hope you DIAF. Please God, kill this person now, right now, take him from the earth. I hate you. I really really hate you.

  • @mygaffer holy shit dude calm down! I'd say someone's butthurt that their idol was criticized but then I'd be stealing captain obvious' job. 

  • @striderkiwi2 Wow, you are really clever. That was a really clever thing to say. "stealing captain obvious' job". What acerbic wit. I'll be you are a hollywood writer, aren't you? Because if you aren't you need to start because that was just too clever.

  • @mygaffer haha funny thing about that is, I'm a film major and I'm gonna try to make a career out of scriptwriting.

  • @striderkiwi2 I can tell you are going to fit right in.

  • @mygaffer DIAF? Don't you mean die?

  • @knives254 No, DIAF is an acronym. It stands for die in a fire.

  • @mygaffer Oh, then it should be "I hope you D.I.A.F."

  • @knives254 No, its an Internet thing, like lol, or imho. Proper use is not to use periods between the letters.

  • WHY THE FCK IS EVERYTHING ON A SEGWAY!!!??

  • Yes, I did see what you did there.

  • Haha I like Yahzee but this video is so true and it's hilarious reading all the fanboys comments, you cut those poor little souls so deep! Keep up the good work.

  • There's one good Yahtzee parody I've found: check out Naver H Trad.

  • Lame.

  • This video sucks balls llike a man ho from las vegas.

  • YOU ARENT MAKING A VIRAL VIDEO GET THE CHIP OFF YOUR SHOULDER FAGGOT

  • maddox is awesome

  • why would you review a review? Isn't that a double negative or something? are you TRYING to create a singularity of fail?

  • suckish review

  • so your basicly saying yahtzee sucks...YAHTZEE PWNS YOU YOU FUCKING NOOB

  • the 114 people who liked this are noobs or ssbb fans...

    IRONICALLY SMART IS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT THIS HYPOCRITE IS....

    LMAO

  • @slayermate07 im an ssbb fan, i hate this

  • Having now worked in video production for over 6 years and having used both Mac and PC. I will tell you the following. Mac products are generally inferior to PC, EXCEPT for sound. For some ungodly reason Mac really does have its "shit together" on recording voices, mixing and producing a synth sound track that actually sounds fairly real. Video editing wise, Final Cut Pro can suck my balls, it is not superior to Premier in anyway. Editing on PC is generally faster and just as stable.

  • fuck mac users and fuck you. Good day sir.

  • and mac sucks

  • This failed because one, I didn't laugh. Two, I disliked it before it even loaded because of the useless title and finally, you are American.

  • no wonder this video sucked, he's a mac user

  • You know why Yahtzee is an internet sensation? Cause he's funny, your not - and look at that your NOT an internet sensation. Except for the 56,000 people who currently HATE YOU

  • you suck. you voice irritates me. your lack of a sense of humor annoys me. the thing that annoys me the most is that you even compare yourself to Yahtzee.

  • Lol you pathetic cunt, you don't even deserve to understand Zero Punctiation. I see you judge by something like which app he uses, hahaha. The typical ramblings of the talentless

  • Lol he's entitled to his opinions...except his support of mac...mac sucks.

  • ......

  • Ah see here is he's missed a key part of the "entertaining and funny video reviews" idea, namely the "entertaining and funny" part although even as a video it looks like something that could have been coughed up by a 15th Century orphan with TB

  • Basically what you are saying is "I am not paying attention to the review but I bet if i made a video insulting it I can be Internet fameous because yahtzee is popular!" Seriously kid his opinion is in his voice not the quality of the video which compared to you'res makes his program look like directors work.

  • Way to fail, if you cant parody Yahtzee right, dont do it... oh, and segways are for fags.

  • FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! RESIDENT EVIL IS SHIT AND SO ARE YOU!!!

  • I want 1 minute and 56 seconds of my life back.  That was shit!

  • WTF is this shit? Who the fuck is Nathan Smart? Why the fuck is he such a faggot? Oh wait, he's a mac user. Well that's one thing explained.

  • @iamscoutstfu mac will rape your child

  • You're not talking particularily fast anyway.

    Not only that, but your actual criticisms are absolutely retarded, irrelevant and completely miss the point. Regardless of this being "LOL PARODY" or not, it's shit. Shit is shit, regardless of excuse.

  • what is the name of the song at the beginning?

  • How did you get this little cartoon thingy?

  • Haha you think Mac has good video editing software.

  • This is retarded nathan please die.

  • You're stupid. :)

  • All I heard in this video is "Blah blah blah I'm a twat blah blah"

  • that was shit.

  • This is really funny. I like how you just diarrhead a bunch of great lines and didn't try too hard to rip on Yahtzee. Those Yahtzee-ripping vids are getting really old, especially because everyone eventually has the realization that all the funny things about them are the parts taken from Yahtzee's schtick, which means that what they actually like is Yahtzee, not the no-talent hacks that arise whenever he says something mean about their ugly Wii games that are made for babies.

  • @jaketaz im guessing you were imagining your comment in a fast paced talk with the accent of yahtzee

  • prick

  • Yeah, fail.

  • Wow, this really makes me appreciate Yahtzee's diction. When this guy tries to talk as quickly as Yahtzee does, the words come out as a sort of incomprehensible mush. I don't know if that means Yahtzee is some kind of Master of Elocution or if this guy's tongue is just too big for his mouth... either way, I know whose babies I'd like to have =)

  • i cant even her what hes saying

  • You're not dumb, but you're realy forcing the fromat, and it doesn't come off as natural.

  • only yahtzee can make this funny you plainly suck thats it... stop copying him

  • Don't quit your day-job!

  • is this supposed to be funny?

  • Worse waste of my precious waking life. Wether you like ZP or not you do not need 1:56 to say so, especially on the internet...See it took me 3 seconds to say you are boring 0_0 cheers

  • bird

    +poop

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    this video

  • Dry, boring and very unhumourous. The ironic thing is that he is reviewing Yahtzee in Yahtzee's style! What is even more ridiculous is that he says he doesn't actually like the 'fast talking internet sensation'. I will not forget to mention the fact that this pillock is actually reviewing a reviewer....-_-

  • reviewing a reviewer. what has the world come to? i loathe all these people who copy yahtzee.

    where was this review meant to go? it started off with umbrella chronicles then it ended up with you having a girly rant about yahtzee. so isnt a bright intelligent critic allowed to express the bad points of gaming? would you be happier if he just gave it generic praise just like every other reviewer does?

    faggot

  • Umbrella Chronicles was poo, and so was this movie.

  • There are so many of these Yahtzee ripoff videos. Not one of them is good.

  • @tmsdonline have you forgotten about the n00b effect?

  • @tmsdonline soo true. i was just looking for them to see how bad they were. and guess what....i wasn't disappointed

  • @tmsdonline lies, kylepp made an awesome ^_^

  • @tmsdonline except for the "noob effect" by nahtzee

  • @tmsdonline meh, I've seen some good ones but you do have to sit through the dirt

  • @tmsdonline there's one its called zero punctuation its made by some British guy thats a really good one

    :D

  • @tmsdonline i think you are wrong kind sir,

    youtube watch?v=n7VAhzPcZ-s&feature=re­lated

  • @tmsdonline i found 2 awesome ones ...Nathzee- the n00b effect and Zorro Perforation [ the one with spyv spy in it ]

  • @tmsdonline I've seen a couple that are decent, like that guys review of "The art of theft," by Yahtzee no less.

    The game is by Yahtzee, not the review. Sorry if that confused anyone.

  • @tmsdonline Nahtzee, because he speaks the complete truth about gaming in general, excluding the grip about Portal.

  • @tmsdonline

    The Dictionary?

  • @tmsdonline the noob effect is good.... i think

  • @rawheas No. It really just isn't. Not least because the douche bag wears a bandanna.

  • @rawheas Sorry you think wrong xD

  • Perhaps he just doesn't want to spend money on a new computer to assuage your windows criticism?

  • Oh, I'm not trying to be an ass. Too many people are taking this video too seriously so I assume people don't understand the concept of parodies. This is a lot less depressing then assuming everyone is being a mindless fanboy.

  • oh dear god - zp rip-off... BORED MUCH

    christ they're ten-a-penny and none are that good - If you wanna review games do it in your own way. Stop tyring to gain votes and views by copying someone elses (really good and innovative) idea. Otherwise you're just jumping on the band wagon and you're never gonna make it past "n00b" status

    1 star - would've given it zero but i cant ¬_¬ now go jump of a bridge

  • - and no i wont go and watch anymore of your videos, I have better things to do with my life than listen to some nausiating adolesant

  • It's called a parody. In the world of Parodies its ok to steal someone else's idea and twist it for humor's sake as long as it is in good taste and pays homage to the origin. Just search parodies in youtube, it will give you a good idea of what a parody is. As for this video, I found it quite amusing, 5 stars.

  • well the thing about parody is that it is funny this video however is not, but let us remember that auguring on the internet is a fruitless endeavor

  • Who gives a rip if he uses movie maker, he's intitled to use what he wishes. That was a dick move. Not to mention your not even funny. And what's the point of reviewing what Yahtzee reviews? No one cares what you have to say because Yahtzee has the right to his own speech. So why put it down?

  • the problem was that you never switched from the segway image. I know you were trying to make that part of the joke but it still seemed like you were cutting corners instead of making a complete review. This goes for the "I don't know what to put here" slide and calling out the Headless man as you being lazy; any of these jokes are funny in moderation, but they seemed to be the only ones in the review.

  • Survey says Youre a moron.

  • Wow you're an idiot