Greatest conversation ever

[Abaddon133]

I like the 2 current top comments.

[mikefromauckland]

Really? You're arguing about a joke? Yay for virgins!

[Ejhekk33]

Dislikers have:

Small sausages

No cox

Aren't dudemeisters.

[0Adne0]

I have a bikini with the same print as Tod's bandanna.

[MichaelNUFC897]

THIS SAUSAGE IS HUGE!

[marrowthebeast]

this sausage are huge hahahahah

[ThePestilenz]

WROONG!!

in german they say dukemeister.

But now i know why this should be funny

[Rooxeinc]

@blackbook114 but acctually in german the word meister for the english "master" exists.. thats true.. the dude.. ok it doesnt have to exist in german...for English ppl. "Dude" is a normal word.. so it doesnt have to exist in german to make sense in this context

[Flownominal100]

lol Todd has a sixth sense cuz he turned his head before the chick says here anything

[matrixphijr]

@Flownominal100 0:13 - He's already walking to their table before they start talking about Cox.

[TomiBong]

@matrixphijr 6th sense?^^

[bheceo]

How did they get away with that one on tv?????

[InescapablePain]

If I grew a bigger ego and became a surgen, I would be Tod

[youngarmenian]

lol

[AuggieX1]

Todd is still the best............always hilarious..

[spasman]

Tod did good.

[shadowboy9100]

LOL

[TheJellymonty]

The are no words to describe Todd..... hahahahaha

[combat87]

44 people don't like cocks :)))

[1dani23]

press 5 then 4- please listen to Betty O_o :D

[YoshiFan300]

Woman...there are even crappier names than Cox, for example...Oliver Clothsoff, or... scrotie mcboogerballs ....yeah and thats a name.

[Nascarking24]

@YoshiFan300 What Oliver Clothsoff

[goodfellabeats]

I love how he knocks on the table before he says "greatest conversation ever". I gotta try that,

[lulospawn]

How do they get away with that joke while Family Guy has to struggle to keep his humor above mildly disturbing? Is the FCC biased? That's a rhetorical question.

[MisterNinjaPineapple]

Click each button (1,2,3 etc) Over and over and it makes beat boxing ↨



[YourBigRosie]

@MisterNinjaPineapple keep pressing 9 sounds like im a mother fucking alien from buzz lightyear !

[4741ak]

i love cox..... greatest conversation ever 

[yourlilemogirl]

giggidy OH :D

[Tyron15able]

The 3 greatest single men of all times, The Todd, Quagmire and Barney Stinson.

[BakaKankaku]

xDDDDD NOW I got it...the german version ruined the pun D:

[MizzSunzhine12]

Ah, The Todd!! o_O

[DeathclawXIII]

Giggity Five

[89elduderino]

what are they talking?? the word "dude" doesen´t even exist in german...

it should be "typmeister" but ok, this just sounds not that funny...

anyway sara chalke should have known this, she can speak german.

[oberchobo]

@89elduderino The word dude is known and is even commonly used by some of the younger people in germany like in so many parts of the world. Think Sara Chalke did know this....^^

[89elduderino]

@oberchobo ... because shes part of the younger people in germany, right. even after "the big lebowsky" it had not become part of the language.. unfortunately, in my opinion^^

"hey dude, dein würstchen wird kalt!"^^

[ineshs22]

This Sausage is HUUUGE!!!

Excuse me ladies, I'm needed elsewhere.

LOOOL <3 Scrubs!

[TheDachman]

This guy has an awesome last name :P

[fignewton0000]

is it me or does every time tod is on, what hes says can be replaced with "thats what she said"

[Netherwolf6100]

Jordan Cox. That actually has a nice ring to it

[TehNickIsNoob]

I love cox.

[blackbook114]

"dudemeister" is not german. "meister" means "master" that's true, but "dude" does not excist in german.

[blckjade05]

@blackbook114 lol it also means who cares in english.

[PharaohIslands]

@blackbook114

duh mr obvious

[menno023]

@blackbook114 "dude" exists in every language

[Pull0utBoy]

@blackbook114 its supposed to be a joke scrow chill brah, here have this blunt

[Skuskin]

@Pull0utBoy excellent!

[6c685]

@blackbook114 and "excist" does not exist in English.

[Palmen1990]

@6c685 ZING

[mesuhlikemusic]

@6c685 And English doesn't exist in England.

[mibaja]

@blackbook114 then sue the bitches...

[bullitproof84]

@blackbook114 the word 'dude' is universally used even though its roots are in america

[BarbarianStarcraft]

@blackbook114 of course it's german

take dude as an "eigenname" and not as a real word.

[pietri94]

@blackbook114 was laberscht du dude? :D

[TheRealNitramBG]

@blackbook114 stop being such a nerd?its a TV show omg...

[MysticleMonster]

@blackbook114 yes it does, dude is like "man", wie: Hey dude(man), wo ist mein Auto?

[blackbook114]

@MysticleMonster

You can translate dude into german, but still "dude" is not a german word. (and by the way, you mean "Mann" not "man"- the words have a different meaning)

[MysticleMonster]

@blackbook114 In fact, it can be used for both, "Mann" and "man"( in case of "Alter").

[blackbook114]

@MysticleMonster

ehm no, it cannot be used for both. You can translate "hey dude" with "hey Mann" or "hey Alter" but not with "hey man". "man " just has a different meaning.

[74uki]

@blackbook114 meister means teacher

[blackbook114]

@74uki

no, it does not.

[leyshjonoe]

@74uki teacher is Lehrer(in)

meister is master. its etymology is from the latin "magister", which means teacher. That's probably where you got that from.

[Ur0pinionDoesntCount]

HAHAHA I LAUGHED SO HARD



[axxisis]

*random quote from half minute video*

51 thumbs

[nerdalicious21]

i have a homie named mike t cox and thats the coolest name ever

[GrenadeCatcher]

my last name is cox. It never ends

[SHMRULEZ]

press 9 rapidly and you can hear his todd-sense tingling!!!! xx

[eastwing329]

Oh, that Todd.

[shanobei]

press 0 to see elliot's O face

[mcard1d]

The Todd is Family Guy's equivalent of Quagmire...

[watchr26]

@mcard1d I'm guessing you mean Scrubs' equivalent of Quagmire?

[mcard1d]

@watchr26 haha yep, I'm an idiot :)

[Jezz84]

press 6 .. wait 2 seconds.. press 6.. wait 2 seconds.. press 6... etc..

i've wasted too much time 2nite already :|

[Franzamaniaful]

This scene sucks in german translation.

[soso104]

@Franzamaniaful naja, wie hättest du's denn übersetzt

[ihussain81]

Keep Pressing 6 Boyzzzzzzz..............

YOU'll love it

[StillRedStillArnie]

that sausage joke never gets old imo

[tinnigeimgengill]

/watch?v=E7CJVx63drE&feature=c­hannel_video_title



[darthcadman]

@hansolo235 I think thats his penis tingling but it pretty much works the same as The Todd-Sense

[kpsbknl333]

This sausage is huge!

[gota115]

@kpsbknl333 s'cuse me ladies, I'm needed elsewhere.

[jodoninja]

The Todd works because of the other characters. It's a partnership of humor. Giving Todd his own show would be like giving Joey in friends his own show... oh wait.

[mahgol76]

What does this German name ‘Dudemeister’ mean in English?

[MajorShepard]

@mahgol76 master of dudes...didn't you watch the video? :P

[mahgol76]

@MajorShepard

Thanks MajorShepard.

Yes, I did watch the video several times but still don't get it. I understand why the name 'cox' should sound very funny in English, but is the name 'Dudemeister' or the English version 'master of dudes' very funny too?

[MrTatzer]

@mahgol76 In fact, Dudemeister isn't really a German word. "Meister" means master, but "Dude" does not exist.

[thewildone]

PERFECT TIMING HIGH FIVE!

[porquilhoo]

not funny. not funny

[CursedDestiny00]

Some people need need to understand that even if it is immature it's the immaturity that makes it funny. If you think otherwise well I feel sad that you can't enjoy this.

[slicedoranges]

That wasn't funny, just immature.

[FooledToaster]

Scrubs is fucking lame.

[idannedy]

i fucking love this show

[OnestarWazHere]

"This sausage is HUUGE!" I fell off the couch laughing the first time I saw this.

[DrTitoBevelaqua]

fuck yeah scubs

[heshamsafi]

totally cracked me up :D haha

[Timmy97090]

this sausage is HUGE!

excuse me ladies...im needed elsewhere :D

[chonnes]

@Timmy97090 Your court reporting skills are great. Perhaps you could transcribe the rest of the video?

[MasterMiniGhost]

@Timmy97090 ooohh is that what they said thanks for confirming that

[LeBronForTheWin]

@Timmy97090 The TODD heard a sausage is huge, but he knows it cant be bigger than his sausage, so he went there and proved it a second later

[InoAole24]

How does The Todd find time to do his job?

[JPressN]

@InoAole24

well, in season 5 in "My Lunch transcript" you will discover that 'The Todd' is actually hiding hours waiting for the right moment to jump out and say his punchline. ;p

[rencrow]

@InoAole24

through dedication my friend, dedication.

[shotmuiguel]

what episode is this from?

[GumGumOnigiri]

Quagmire giggity'd this 2,480+ times.

[jakerawr101]

my friends last name is cox, and everytime i see him i yell out hey doctor cox

[xxlin2]

oooooooooh I just got it..

[stmichaelcollege1]

greatest conversation ever, whahahahahhaha

[xanthius100]

waaaaaah I like cox!! xD

[godofwar691]

@xanthius100 lol i bet justin bieber says that too ahahahha

[Unpaidsk8r]

dudemeister is the coolest name ever

[moritzpbbarvencik]

:D ... dood or dude or something isnt german ! Meister is :)

[Jordo1900]

The way the women says "This sausage is HUGE" Is hilarious

[Worgen4ik]

This sausage is HUGE!

[goodmorningpie]

24 people have the last name cox

[rodcfant]

sexual innuendo five!

[tiermitbier]

the word dude doensnt even exist in germen.

but meister is master...thats right but your american way of thinking about germany is really funny...guys wake up the "führer" is dead he aint coming back....we also dont got svastikas any longer...this time is over since 66 years

[just16Michael]

@tiermitbier What brought that up? If you're referring to Hitler, I think we know it was over in the 1940s... But I can't say what the "American stereotype" of Germany would be at this point.

[steeldragon95]

@tiermitbier um good to know i mean i'm not american but i've watched a lot of american cartoons which weirdly sometimes have a german evil scientist (which i don't get i mean why german?) huh anyway i don't think a lot of people think germans are like tat at all oh ps meister is so much cooler than master :)

[taj913]

i thought FUHRER meant master, Duudemaistr, WTH?!?!?!?!

it goes Doudsamistar. (emphasis on the i )

[TheNighthawk00]

@taj913 It's "meister" which obviously is master (see the resemblence). Führer means leader.

[BoJanglezzzzzz]

@TheNighthawk00 Well you say it's obvious, but "Handy" looks like "Hand", but it means mobile phone...

[gulllars]

In my book this is in the top10 greatest scrubs moments, and that's a hard list to get on. One of the funniest shows ever, and can be re-viewed every few years without loosing the fun.

[thyjesse]

@ChidAndBick Cool story, bro.

[Jordo1900]

Quagmire and The Todd need to meet each other

[pnat516]

@Jordo1900 giggity five!

[Jordo1900]

@pnat516 niiiiiiiiiiiiiice

[fighter213]

@Jordo1900 you do know todd is gay right? O-o

[themags]

@fighter213 that was an excuse for motorboating

[BenRyan95]

@fighter213 it's always been a bit of a grey area as far as I can tell, it seems pretty open to anything and everything :')

[fighter213]

@BenRyan95 Im pretty sure cause when i saw one of Cox rant, he said like

You think jesus is real...etc and todd hides the fact he's gay or somthing O-o

[killomillionaire]

@fighter213 todd would do anyone

[Mizzypowaaah]

@Jordo1900 I think they're twins or brothers or something...

[Dannnneh]

@Jordo1900 lmfao never though of that

[ShieTsoFren]

@Jordo1900 haha yeah ,and Jonny Bravo too :D

[wayneireland]

giggidy giggidy goo

[wayneireland]

giggidy giggidy goo

[SheepworldMrs]

i don't understand it. (i 'm german) .. why is it the greatest conservation ever? just because jordan says that she loves "cox"? what means cox, it's just a normal name, isn't it?

[WhammyTime91]

@SheepworldMrs cock is a slang word for dick..and cox is pronounced the same as cocks..the more you know *que rainbows*

[SheepworldMrs]

@WhammyTime91

ah okay ;D thank you. :D

[CapnTac]

@SheepworldMrs "cock" is slang for penis. So "cocks" is pronounced the same as "cox".

[SheepworldMrs]

@CapnTac

ahh okay ;D

Thank you :D

[binder673]

You can't help but love The Todd....

[hapy3]

Excuze me ladies, im needed elsewhere. Hhahahaha

[TheJamiam]

His son is named Jack Cox. You tell me how messed up that is.

[TwiddelyMan]

i like how the todd is polite about it XD

[rainbowmuppet]

that IS the problem. My last name is Cox.

It sucks. But when people yell out my last name to get my attention, I just ignore them. That way they look like a douche.

[Mrkti]

@rainbowmuppet where was that from?

[rainbowmuppet]

@Mrkti what do you mean? it's just my name.

[Mrkti]

@rainbowmuppet really? i thought that was from scrubs... :P

[rainbowmuppet]

@Mrkti hahaha nope. Just from my life.

[rainbowmuppet]

@Mrkti what do you mean? it's just my name.

[MCHbolten]

witch episode?

[jrod4592]

my last name is dudemeister

and what am i supposed to do with that keith, im not a miracleworker

[sirAthrus]

Every workplace around the world needs a Todd.

[neroxtreme1380]

LOL I'LL WRITE EXACTLY WHAT THEY SAID IN THE VIDEO AND I'LL GET 700 THUMBS!! LIKE ZOMG ROFLMAO!

[AvantTemps]

master of dudes! haha

[Issun9000]

dudemeister isnt german XDDDDD

[GumGumOnigiri]

Giggity!

[StojanceM]

sexist jokes gotta love 'em... their kinda cute :3 :P

I'm surprised that "The Todd" hasn't got a sexual harassment collection and why isn't he parading it around in one of JD's fantasies XD

[hansolo235]

His Todd-Sense Is Tingling.

[TheViksod]

/watch?v=3cHE86xYRVU Check this out, i bet it will make you happy!

[MultiCyyber]

This was kind of funny^^ Just checking random scrubs clips, and then i see it.

HOLY SHITT I HAS 394 THUMBS UP ^^

[Clyde123Frog]

@MultiCyyber Woooo I was no. 400 :D 

[MultiCyyber]

@Clyde123Frog Thanks for the thumb ;) 

[stiskavac]

LOL!

[MrMiracleJ]

After 3 years I still laugh every single time I watch this.

[jaskamakkara]

Thumbs up rule time and space!

[Bazzyodartertjuh]

And I can't believe how people get thumbs up telling they can't believe people get thumbs up for writing about how people get thumbs up for writing whatever they hear...

[Giblettes3]

I can't believe people get thumbs up for writing about how people get thumbs up for writing whatever they hear...

[petev23]

- The Todd needs his own show

[AnuxeL]

@petev23 It's called Jersey Shore

[Aztecabrn]

@petev23 hell yeah! The toooodd! lol

[mathmexican4234]

@petev23 Nah, he just needs to randomly show up on other shows.

[marschmallow14]

21 Guys actually really love cocks.

[RouvenKruse]

master of dudes :D

[frusciante349]

hahahaha gotta love The Todd :P

[sexykatie90]

jaylola

love this lol