humans have far weirder mating habits. when a male feels randy he goes down to the local watering hole (pub) and finds a suitable mate by making awkward eye contact. he brings the potential mate some liquid. then proceeds to squawk with her. she then judges him by the diversity and how unique his squawking is. her attraction is compounded by what he covers his body with, how shiny his metal transport is and much cotton paper he collects from his superior every 2 weeks. complicated? indeed.
@fanfanfan22 haha thanks! This is really old though (like when I first started making 'movies')...if you wanna check out my newer stuff they're more interesting :)
My uncle went to England one time and his name is Randy. So he would tell people his name and they would get weirded out but he didn't know why until someone told him that randy means horny......
Isabella Rossellini does a whole series on animal sex called Green Porno. They're hilarious, yet safe enough to put on YouTube. You should look it up.
LOL yea true but dude imagine what the animals are thinkin of us when we're getting it on. lol Beware there might be squrriels staring in ur window just going 'Jesus WTF are they doing? Is that...That supposed to be mating?'
@TheBrettBall my friend(shes 22) and shes married, she has a dog and two cats, they sit in her room and watch her get it on with her husband, poor animals, they must be so confused.
animal sex is very, very weird. Continue with the vids, it's highly educational and it helps that you have a really cool way of describing things. And you're not hard to look at either, if you catch my drift ;)
Ahaha -- niiice! These are funny! How often will they be? I think if you decide to continue it, it should be a once-a-week special kind of episode/vlog/thing to preserve the novelty... if that makes any sense haha
lol So awkward......
poprockinstar78 5 days ago
even tho this has nothing to do with your video...your cute(: and i love your accent(:
ChargersGirl808 1 week ago
faggot
MrCoolman742 1 week ago
You look so American but you sound so British.
TheBonKOu 2 weeks ago
why is this kid on youtube looking up animal sex? oh wait...
bderousse 3 weeks ago
LEAVE BRETT ALONE! ...His talking about giraffe pee porn and you're all like 'derp.. ur hot'... like SERIOUSLY :D
Lilim27 3 weeks ago
no comments
TheWtmk 1 month ago
I'd swoop in for a mouthful .... just saying
mathewrodgersrocks 1 month ago
@mathewrodgersrocks this made my night!!! lmao~!!! xD
BecomeOneWithRussa13 2 weeks ago
Peeing on eeachother? Must be part german
AjaxMercer 1 month ago
@AjaxMercer haha I don't even understand that reference.
TheBrettBall 1 month ago
@djvodanh6 yes he has had it
Dski111 1 month ago
Wdf if a guy gets horny he nudges her??-_-
EvilGirls123 1 month ago
@EvilGirls123 Exactly!
TheBrettBall 1 month ago
My sister is fucking OBSESSED with giraffes. She'll love this. Thank You so much for being so amazing!
artimes36 1 month ago
@artimes36 ahaha, I hope she enjoys it :)
TheBrettBall 1 month ago
faccccc
hitreks3 2 months ago
your adorable and cute
emilyosementfan101 2 months ago
You have the sexiest accent ever!
JonJon231898 2 months ago
you are adorable.
Ashleesmiiles 2 months ago
your fag
xxxredbeast10xxx 2 months ago
arschloch katzen sollten ganze zeit ficken
turija224 2 months ago
I think I just subscribed you for your accent. o3o
SwirledtehSwirl 2 months ago
you know animal sex????
djvodanh6 2 months ago
Okay, the kids like 12, and people are calling him hot? Fucking pervs.
OurWorldCookies 2 months ago
time to delete history
CREATIVEbeatboxer 2 months ago
Sooo freikin hot !
stenta333 3 months ago
Ok, another crazy boy on the world...
LaZanzaraReturn 3 months ago
hm.. dont ask me why i ended up in this part of youtube... but your a complete cutie lmao check out my channel pleaseee?
ZeLdALuVeR200236534 3 months ago
pero porque hablas tanntoo..
quetiimportahhh 3 months ago
Where is the Giraffe re malaka?
ViruS963 3 months ago
hes sooooooooo fuckin hot
SuperKayelee 3 months ago
תקבל סרטן
taltoolby 3 months ago
Haista Chaicce xD
Irkuntalli 3 months ago
@ArieWannaBe I know right
zigzag4488 3 months ago
hey. . . . your kinda cute ;)
ArieWannaBe 3 months ago
wow. what homo gets a boner from watching this?
freshmanbadass 3 months ago
harami kuta ke bacha
TheShyTiger 3 months ago
fuck uuuuuuuuuu
seenik100 3 months ago
ppl clicked here to see giraffs mating, not you running your faggot face.
MysticalNinja64 3 months ago
its pooey
pollypopzieful 3 months ago
i dislike this video
pollypopzieful 3 months ago
Dang ur hot!!! Y do u even want to know this info any way?
iluvu9916 3 months ago
GILIPOLLA !!!!!!!
TheKlever95 3 months ago
What a dirty child !
mysunpower 3 months ago
شم طيزي
MrStone305 3 months ago
yea did u know that a great % of giraffes are bisexual?
HoukouAoi123 3 months ago
okkk then
lemonlemii 3 months ago
@bennyboy just because you're anonymous doesn't mean you should be an idiot
mashamist 3 months ago
just because you look like a beiber and a brit doesn't mean you can act all cool
BeNNyBoYe13 3 months ago
I wouldn't know what to say other than , mother nature
Ponja001 3 months ago
lol your random :D keep going with the animal sex stuff XD my friend likes them
rainbowravewolf 3 months ago
Dude, how the fuck did i go from oblivion walkthroughs to this!
RockerChick503 3 months ago
is it wrong that talking about giraffe sex is giving me a boner?
beastiecocopops 3 months ago 27
@beastiecocopops haha maybe a little.
TheBrettBall 3 months ago 6
@TheBrettBall yeah, kinda
scarychiz 2 months ago
@beastiecocopops lol, nice...
scarychiz 3 months ago
@beastiecocopops ewwww, seriously?
RockerChick503 3 months ago
@beastiecocopops no
MrStrategies101 3 months ago
@beastiecocopops no
darkhero1002 1 month ago
@beastiecocopops no it is fucking hot
dickfacealfredo8 1 month ago
humans have far weirder mating habits. when a male feels randy he goes down to the local watering hole (pub) and finds a suitable mate by making awkward eye contact. he brings the potential mate some liquid. then proceeds to squawk with her. she then judges him by the diversity and how unique his squawking is. her attraction is compounded by what he covers his body with, how shiny his metal transport is and much cotton paper he collects from his superior every 2 weeks. complicated? indeed.
mountaindrewbc 3 months ago 21
@mountaindrewbc You're right actually. Wow. I never thought of it like that.
TheBrettBall 3 months ago 8
@TheBrettBall me either...
scarychiz 3 months ago
@mountaindrewbc Lol! Way too funny!
unoiamacutie 2 months ago
do hippo sex, it will be so funny.
scarychiz 3 months ago 2
@scarychiz LOL, I'll look in to it.
TheBrettBall 3 months ago 7
@TheBrettBall lol, i will probably laugh so hard ill fall out of the chair im in...
scarychiz 3 months ago
You remind me of that British dude from Bones with the weird facts :D
issabissabel 3 months ago
@issabissabel I haven't seen it, but I'll look out for him haha :)
TheBrettBall 3 months ago
@TheBrettBall The character is called Vincent Nigel-Murray and is portrayed by Ryan Cartwritght :D He's epic.
issabissabel 3 months ago
how did u get so sexy, SO HOT!!!
scarychiz 3 months ago
@scarychiz lol thanks
TheBrettBall 3 months ago
ur REALLY hot, wow, and weird giraffe shit, wow.
scarychiz 3 months ago
me kago en tus muertos :)
19poblano 3 months ago
How old are you?
SuperCrackerDog 3 months ago
@SuperCrackerDog 18, but I made this over a year ago
TheBrettBall 3 months ago
@TheBrettBall i want to have human sex with you :D and suck your cock to judge you then mount you :) everyday i love you sexy
itscloudyagain 3 months ago
@TheBrettBall haha cool
SuperCrackerDog 3 months ago
he sounds like harry potter
irishdude69 3 months ago
i love urine
showimprovement 3 months ago
cuando te encuentre te vaz a morir hijo de perra rusa
ziccry 3 months ago
really? i just wanted to see them getting it on.
thesupragod 3 months ago 7
@thesupragod each to their own.
TheBrettBall 3 months ago
Wow, horny bitches x.x
ladedaperson 3 months ago
@ladedaperson Tell me about it!
TheBrettBall 3 months ago
I'm an english girl, that is a real accent. and yeah... you are pretty hot :L
LaurenISaPIXIE 3 months ago
@LaurenISaPIXIE lol thanks
TheBrettBall 3 months ago
Oh my gosh!! How old are you? Because I'm 15 and I think you are hot! But it gets better the accent makes you like 10000 times hotter!! ; )
amberjulia1996 3 months ago
@amberjulia1996 haha I'm almost 19 :P Thanks, love :)
TheBrettBall 3 months ago
That accent is too sexy.
Have sex with me.
BinweevilsHazel 3 months ago
@BinweevilsHazel Sure thing!
TheBrettBall 3 months ago
And by the way I love your accent(:
c00ki3z52 3 months ago
@c00ki3z52 Thank you :)
TheBrettBall 3 months ago
That's just creepy...
c00ki3z52 3 months ago
your accent is faggotish
celebirin69 3 months ago
@celebirin69 I don't think that's a real accent...
TheBrettBall 3 months ago
@celebirin69 omg, he is TOTALLY hot, and his accent is sexy.
scarychiz 3 months ago
wow ur like really hot!
bauagent17 3 months ago
@bauagent17 Hot even when I talk about this stuff? Wow. Major compliment! Thanks :)
TheBrettBall 3 months ago
@TheBrettBall ya, ur super sexy, even when u talk about this kind of shit, and how old are you. im 13.
scarychiz 3 months ago
Haha that's funny? Giraffe cock........That's nasty
shaunamellor 3 months ago
@shaunamellor haha very!
TheBrettBall 3 months ago
eeeeewwww!!! wtf.....
polymerclay140 3 months ago
@polymerclay140 I know...quite odd, right?
TheBrettBall 3 months ago
ahahah @gorno99 c'ha ragione: coglioneeee!!!!..@TheBrettBall is italian!it's like fucking stupid in american!
fooolle33 3 months ago
Hey, you are pretty guy, but you should use some photos and video to make your 'movie' more interesting)))
fanfanfan22 3 months ago
@fanfanfan22 haha thanks! This is really old though (like when I first started making 'movies')...if you wanna check out my newer stuff they're more interesting :)
TheBrettBall 3 months ago
you have no leben kabamm hurensohn aller
RuSdist 4 months ago
coglioneeee!!!!
gorno99 4 months ago
@gorno99 Not sure what that means..
TheBrettBall 4 months ago
he looks like bieber
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o_O ----> KILL justen bieber
belgiumhomebrew 4 months ago
@belgiumhomebrew I'm not Justin Bieber...please don't kill me!
TheBrettBall 4 months ago 2
orospu cocuğu
skaya34 4 months ago
@skaya34 I don't understand...
TheBrettBall 4 months ago
we don't want to see ur face if u don't have a vid just stfu
kiofran 4 months ago
@kiofran This makes no sense at all...
TheBrettBall 4 months ago 2
Hey ur totally cute, I love ur accent too! Interesting info gross but, interesting bring on more interesting animal sex info
Kitty111511 4 months ago
@Kitty111511 haha thanks. There's like 6 of them if you watch my 'animal sex' playlist :)
TheBrettBall 4 months ago
Your kinda cute
avila21a 4 months ago
Cool
avila21a 4 months ago
How old r u?
avila21a 4 months ago
@avila21a Almost 19, but this was made over a year ago.
TheBrettBall 4 months ago
Do many more videos...you're great
PJFMurphy 4 months ago
@PJFMurphy I plan to, thanks! :)
TheBrettBall 4 months ago
i laughed out loud.. haha. if the urine bodes well.. LOL
jmh1490 4 months ago
very intersting i like
18arielle101 4 months ago
@18arielle101 I'm glad, haha
TheBrettBall 4 months ago
My uncle went to England one time and his name is Randy. So he would tell people his name and they would get weirded out but he didn't know why until someone told him that randy means horny......
popcornbabysitting 6 months ago in playlist Animal Sex 9
@popcornbabysitting hahaha brilliant!
TheBrettBall 6 months ago
i love giraffes making bazcde shbaqbhwacw v
dfs
greenshoes1324 7 months ago
how old are you? lol
SillyChicken1719 8 months ago
@SillyChicken1719 18 :)
TheBrettBall 8 months ago
@SillyChicken1719 lol its so cool how you take the time to respond to our comments(:
SillyChicken1719 7 months ago
@SillyChicken1719 I know right?! haha
popcornbabysitting 6 months ago
i cried with laughter at this! xD
lifeisasecret 10 months ago
@lifeisasecret haha yeahh!!
TheBrettBall 8 months ago
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! XD
Ty3672 1 year ago
Isabella Rossellini does a whole series on animal sex called Green Porno. They're hilarious, yet safe enough to put on YouTube. You should look it up.
alunalai 1 year ago
NO! Don't stop them :') weird topic though , and your accent is adorable.
TheMissgiraffe 1 year ago
@TheMissgiraffe I won't xD And thank you! :) <3
TheBrettBall 1 year ago
@beauty4dollz haha yeah, not so attractive when they start doing that :P
TheBrettBall 1 year ago
this is so damn weird...
look up angler fish. the male is like one tenth of her size, and when they mate he permanently attaches himself...he merges himself into her.
Do I watch too much TV?
purplep30pl3eater 1 year ago
@purplep30pl3eater I am definitely going to look that up! :P
TheBrettBall 1 year ago
for some reason, i dunno why, but it's intresting. i guess mainly, b/c they don't have the guts to teach u these things in school .lol.
iluvmusic465 1 year ago
@iluvmusic465 lol, I'm glad you think so :)
TheBrettBall 1 year ago
LOL yea true but dude imagine what the animals are thinkin of us when we're getting it on. lol Beware there might be squrriels staring in ur window just going 'Jesus WTF are they doing? Is that...That supposed to be mating?'
xTrunkzx 1 year ago 6
@xTrunkzx haha I can just imagine a terrified and disgusted squirrel saying that...I guess you have a point :)
TheBrettBall 1 year ago
@TheBrettBall my friend(shes 22) and shes married, she has a dog and two cats, they sit in her room and watch her get it on with her husband, poor animals, they must be so confused.
scarychiz 3 months ago
oookkk - where do u find out this stuff?
sooooooo0 1 year ago
@sooooooo0 The Internet! ;)
TheBrettBall 1 year ago
Lmao. animal sex xD LMAO. <3
TheKatesx 1 year ago
@TheKatesx lol, hope you liked it :P
TheBrettBall 1 year ago
animal sex is very, very weird. Continue with the vids, it's highly educational and it helps that you have a really cool way of describing things. And you're not hard to look at either, if you catch my drift ;)
Gothiquea 1 year ago
@Gothiquea haha, thanks :)
TheBrettBall 1 year ago
How about one every year, haha. Just kidding but seriously...
JosephToJ 1 year ago
Hello Kid That Talked About Animal Sex (:
Maybe do these once in a while. As educating and entertaining as these vids are, it's not something I'd love to see up between every video, lol.
Look up the Narwhal Song :D
PrettyBaaby 1 year ago
@PrettyBaaby haha, I'm thinking maybe do them once a month? And I've seen the Narwhal song! So good!
TheBrettBall 1 year ago
@TheBrettBall Sounds good ~
My friend and I showed it to one of our 30-something year-old teachers.
He sang along.
PrettyBaaby 1 year ago
Oh my. My life will never be the same...
iwantaweasleysweater 1 year ago
@iwantaweasleysweater in a good way I hope!
TheBrettBall 1 year ago
haha this was pretty funny, you should make a few more but don't turn your whole channel into that kid who talks about animal sex! ;)
katie0kates 1 year ago
@katie0kates I won't don't worry :) Maybe do this once a month or something?
TheBrettBall 1 year ago
@katie0kates haha i agree :) funny, but definitely more things to vlog about than just this lol. but great job with all your videos anyway!
lindzluz 1 year ago
haha ok tmi...
JazTrumpett 1 year ago
@JazTrumpett what's tmi?
TheBrettBall 1 year ago
@TheBrettBall too much information! hahah waaaaaay too much information!
JazTrumpett 1 year ago
@JazTrumpett oh ok haha, sorry :P
TheBrettBall 1 year ago
i lirerally laughed out loud at your reply back... because I'm 14... so no past excersies for me...
ANWrootbeer99 1 year ago
Haha you totally need like the animal hospital theme tune or something for these videos :D
sonicknameless 1 year ago
@sonicknameless haha that'd be so cool!
TheBrettBall 1 year ago
Love it. Funny documentary With BrettBall.. The crazy? LOL.. just joking. Cool awesome video mate.. Keep making em!
acoolz0787 1 year ago
@acoolz0787 cheers man, I think I will :)
TheBrettBall 1 year ago
flared nostrils.
brittneyessina 1 year ago
@brittneyessina me or the giraffes?
TheBrettBall 1 year ago
Ahaha -- niiice! These are funny! How often will they be? I think if you decide to continue it, it should be a once-a-week special kind of episode/vlog/thing to preserve the novelty... if that makes any sense haha
tidalHeart 1 year ago