George Carlin tells a joke (not for kids!!)

[strangefurt64]

evidently not for adults either

[scienceman64]

It irritates me when people upload a shit smear video of a person on stage when they are in the back.

[Eddie62070]

LOVE IT!!! :D

[Vistico93]

I remember that joke when I saw him perform. Thanks for uploading!

[UtushoReiuji]

Thank you for uploading this rare footage of George Carlin telling a joke.

[Flashbang232]

fuck it, im a kid, who cares

[kissesnguns124]

Not for kids?!?! Don't they deserve to know the truth too?

[daveyboy131]

HAHAHAHAHAH

[soberdave1971]

armpit itch?

[xhellonhighheels69x]

I remember this from his show that I saw!!!

[EduardoElSexypants]

well this video was....... not a video... except for the 4 first seconds...

..

. ahem.. ehm.... a camera... is a simple thing to use.. you point it towards what you want to film... not at pitch black.

[xBananashake45x]

George Carlin tells jokes?

[BANANADAIQURI]

I gave this vid a thumbs down because it really pisses me off when someone post a vid on the tube and does know how to operate a goddamned camera.

[mongolenpup]

not for kids?...I watched horror movies when I was 7 with my dad sitting next to me and not once have I had the urge to run out and massacre everybody with a chainsaw and never will...why are people so retarded?...it's very simple...everything you suppress in the child will whip around once the child is an adult and either drive him to retarded overindulgent behaviour, or an emotional cripple that can't deal with reality.

[halfdan60]

@mongolenpup - fuck you.

[jamminjelli]

what is he saying? cnt hearr nuttin

[Jadecool312]

Ya, you are...BURN!

[Jadecool312]

I can't hear a thing!

[chrispy3210]

Cunt of a surprise that ! I thought he was gonna say gutted rabbit somewhere in there

[LovesHidan]

LMAO.

[Jadecool312]

What the hell is a LMAO?

[LovesHidan]

@Jadecool312 common internet idiocy-- "laughing my ass off"

[greyfade]

He told this and two more jokes at the show I went to. The other two crossed several lines and were more disturbingly vile than anything I have ever laughed at before. :)

[lGodlessl]

@greyfade

Do you remember any of them? :-D

[greyfade]

@lGodlessl Yes. Two of them are incest jokes and are *very* raunchy. I'm hesitant sometimes to repeat them.

[bigshow1fan]

when th title says (not for kids!!) u know kids are going to watch it lol

[emiel4sma]

how does the dad call the mams cunt? I couldn't hear?

[midnizite]

@emiel4sma

Boy: So what's a cunt?

Dad: That's the rest of mommy

[sergdee]

@emiel4sma "that's her vulva"

[lygophile]

mom, what's that thing hanging between dads legs?

that's called a penis.

then what's a dick?

[2t22tornadosiren]

I have never seen a kid so weak and soft they would break out in tears just from hearing the f word.

[animalcrosser591]

@2t22tornadosiren

Nope. They may gasp, but they'd probably just giggle and say "OOOOOHHH You're gonna get in trouble."

[rawrtities]

@2t22tornadosiren fuck!

[slaughtz]

Great for kids!

[xrlk72]

that was awesome

[Dayberry]

I dont think worms eat plastic.

[astrovan14]

Haha George wouldn't like it if he saw that u said not for kids

[koolperson99]

@astrovan14 so true!

[0hypnotoad0]

LOL

[seb538835]

what you might call 'politically incorrect' :P just a bit George, but well done. RIP

[CRUSH3Rdlux]

lul

[tracksabbath29]

haha nice

[UltimateVenom]

oh really?