Jesus DID Have A Wife!

[28804ecorrell]

NO, Jesus Christ never had a wife or any biological children. And to those who think Mary Magdalene could have been Jesus' wife: THINK AGAIN. Mary Magdalene was a female follower of Jesus, nothing more. And to say otherwise is PURE blasphemy!

[expelledFetus]

keep pressing 4 to hear fatty catch its breath!

[yaebrezzy123]

bitch stop playin wit the lord stupid bitch

[cleanky]

hahahahahahaha

[sebcio135]

ur a fukin gay bitch thinging ur funny by making fun os christianity

[lionben1]

wtf is rong with u

[elliemarie303]

Hahah press 9 (:

[MessyLuffsMonsters]

i wanna do ha zuse

[purpleandwebkinzluvr]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaa just be nice to each other love each other and stop makeing fun of jesus because its not funny at all!

[ulram1973]

b00

[SgtPepper303]

"one day I was sittin' in ma trailer" lol

[val124l]

U GUYS R ALL OUT OF UR MINDS....get to reality u guys will all see ....u think its funny but it wont be so funny in hell will it? u guys just dont no do u... I feel so bad for u guys honestly i feel sooo badd

[MUDSWAT]

Your like boggies sister and stuff....

[ecuadormexico]

i dont know why people would even subscribe to you. 

[Prettygirls561]

R u STUPID! U need help plz go 2 a doctor Jesus is DEAD U r the most retarded person I have ever seen



[springdale122583]

@Prettygirls561 The person who made this video is just joking. She's not serious when she said she's Jesus' wife. This is COMEDY film. Duh!

[Fishpoke320]

You are not the slightest bit funny. You should probably take this video off of youtube.

[SupaahFly24]

Woww. really? gaaay.

[peacegurl666116]

im a christian, & this is SERIOUSLY wrong!

[MsNunu46]

@peacegurl666116 I reported this because is very offensive to Christians and Jews an also civil rights activist who speak for peace and Justice!

[OmLeTon]

fucking shit

[runescapepures1]

this is feggit becuz christ h8s me and everyone knows it so sdtop talking about him or yur a fag now becuz i am not a fag i will start to h8 on this video i have nothing u are able to h8 on me becuz u are such a fucing fag

[JackieSaam]

Woooooow Jesus' wife sounds like a hick.

[silverbolt18]

Crazy red neck fat ass dyke go lose some weight then you can get a man.

[WalaardtSacre]

she got to act normal... it's not really funny you know.... this stuff aint for joking around!

[WalaardtSacre]

she got to act normal, this stuff aint for joking man. stupid vid

[QueenLioness84]

This was awesomeness wrapped up in a hsyterical burrito. Tiz good, know?

[diegohp360]

hey what the fuck are you talk about?

[IAMJESUSmovie]

Please take a look at my most resent videos. I have begun to open the 7TH SEAL. I'm sure you'll find them enligtening.

[Hajfot]

Haha you made my day ^^ +Rate

[yagodowa]

Cindy Christ! :D You are so cool! This is absolutely brilliant! : D

[noway21100]

wteve,fine i'll call he a ft bit. this was not funny at all. and it looks like a fat chode ina nasty infeted wig.ew

[samuelmos]

awesome sense of humor, this jesus stuff is creeping me out seriously... I'm curious to know if any of these I am Jesus people ever read the mans stuff. He was annoyed by litturgy and religous pushiness, and detested the commercialization of his beliefs (Judaism). Thanks for making fun of the cooks but don't let them ruin the guy.

[kaneweb]

Actually, I'm sorry I called you a fat bitch. That was not cool.

I got a little carried away arguing with Republicans earlier in the day and my verbiage drifted over onto your page.

Although to be fair to both of us, the crack about the multiplying of loaves and fishes was well within the bounds of acceptable humor.

[FatWagar]

I concur!

[IsItOnTab]

@FatWagar this is a fat ass bitch

[kaneweb]

Jesus keeps multiplying this fat bitch's loaves and fishes.

He really should cut that out, she's eaten enough already.

[FatWagar]

that's right baby cuz he loves me more than you

[LargoSama]

eating alot of christ chex are little piggy?

[FatWagar]

sure am fat sam

[patienceprence]

HA! HA! HA!

[billshaarspray]

long and brring

[FatWagar]

so is your face, but I didn't wanna mention it.

[faithfulstronghold]

P.S. you are funny.

[FatWagar]

thank you

[FatWagar]

thank you

[faithfulstronghold]

Were you eating Bon Bons? By the Christ is a title not a last name but I suppose you knew that at lest I hope you did.

[element1988]

@michelarcangel wheres your faith?

[Prarastas1]

wait a minute its like a male with a wig X_X

[Prarastas1]

also look closely its a joke its a comedy

[lolzasi]

fake and gay!!

[gregjockca1001]

jesus doesn't have a wife. everyone knows he's gay.

[HanneMG]

....

[MrRedPajamas]

You're both bat-shit crazy...LOL !!!

May God the Eternal forgive you for your blasphemy. Peace.

[BibleBurnr]

fat bitch

[1994Andersen]

Nice hair :)

[RenegadeOfFunk00]

Fuck you. Jesus never existed and neither does God.

[xoamyox2]

wow shut up!!!

[tabethasymone]

this is funny, get over your religious bullshit... its all fake, religion was made to explain things that humans cant justify, you religious freaks get the hell over your bullshit... yes... i said HELL :o now die

[royb932]

@tabethasymone so true haha

[janeywaneybietxh]

smh you dumb ass!

you stupid!dumb ass video!

[chassiehuval1234]

you r so meannnnnnnn you dont do that dumb ass

[runekid199]

fake and gay

[snoepdoll126]

you stupid bitch!! you are messing with jezus!!!!

[KECOG]

@snoepdoll126 Nope, she's mocking the fake one. ROFL

[snoepdoll126]

and you think that's funny!!!!!!!

[KECOG]

@ snoepdoll126: Mocking the real Jesus is not funny; however, God derides the false gods, so yes, I do think that's funny!

[nicolency]

fuck u you horny dont put jesus to your moouth

[SapAuthor]

hilarious xD

[FatWagar]

thank you!!!

[AllRitten]

hajaha this is great that iamjesus guy is a douche

[FatWagar]

obviously you haven't checked the link of the person Im talking about

[danutzvd]

the most stupid thing on the planet

[oceanview197]

oh Jesus!

[0603022362]

tryin to walk on the water in the bathtub ... HAHAHA wtf! lol wow this is something els .. lol LOVE IT!!!

[Abbie150x]

hah

[FatWagar]

thanks for watching!

[dominion4eto]

OMFG Don't F**K with Jesus XD or Chuck Norris will save his apprentice *yup Chuck Norris beats Jesus' ass*

[FatWagar]

BWahahahaha!!! LMFAO

[paultinsel]

jesus lives in a double decker trailer....SAY JEE-ZUSS

[Perroquet51]

True love is rarely found in a bathroom. I'm afraid you're going to have your hands full with that One.

[Punkboi08]

lmfao this was great!!!!!

[Caseysmom2]

aah CC, it looks like JC loves this lil ole video u did. He's got it favored. :)

[dramaticninjamonkey]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[FatWagar]

#85 - Most Discussed (Today) - Comedy

[twish1999]

Cindy Christ, could you kindly send your husband JC over to my Royal castle as i have some bottles of water that need turning into Brandy

Thanks Kindly!

[FatWagar]

oh I think I can spare him for a few minutes!! Will he be long? Er, uhm... u know what I mean!

[twish1999]

Well i am in need of rather a large amount of brandy...so.....

[FatWagar]

Well hows a bout you borrow him for a few days?? Get him to brush his teef!

[twish1999]

I will try but you know how he gets when you nag him

[Perroquet51]

ROFL!

[TheDrunkWalrus]

lol, very good!

[popparoc46]

Oh my. Nice to meet you. Heh heh. I will have to vlog and tell my Jesus story. 'Course, it isn't nearly as good as yours, but what the hell - you might like it anyway. Let the 'sun' shine in. I'm looking forward to the next installment. - roc

[FatWagar]

Oh oh do tell!!!!!!!!

[Neferkit]

Lisa, I just had to feature this on my channel. Hugs

[FatWagar]

thank you soooo much for the kind words and the feature on your channel!! And by god DO NOT watch all 12 parts!!! Your brain will begin to seep out of your ears!!!

[Neferkit]

Girl, you have lost what was left of your mind! I am LMAO to the point of peeing my pants! OMG! This is too freakin hilarious! I took a peak at the I AM Jesus movie and made it through part 1, but it caused me to upchuck, so I had to pass on the rest as I was too busy puking and worshipping at the altar of the toilet bowl god. Lisa, this has to be one of your best! It's freakin priceless!!! 5 stars and a Fave! Love ya more than Dr, Pepper,

Pat, currently priestess of the toilet bowl god :-)

[1DRock37167]

So Jesus and his posse are taking over?

[FatWagar]

#96 - Most Discussed (Today) - Comedy

Thank you all!!

[AngelVomit26]

HAHAHAHA...I think I saw your husband on a tortilla chip....

[FatWagar]

OMJ!! We can profit from that!!!!!

[AngelVomit26]

LOL...you are too funny!!

[AngelVomit26]

You are hysterical!!!! You remind me of me!!!

[FatWagar]

I must be pretty awesome then!!!

[bundangbear]

I just saw YOU on a burnt toaster waffle, Cindy Christ!! Please grant me a miracle! Now I'll go back to my waffle and pray for my liver.

[FatWagar]

Thanks Doc...just like you!!

[DarkAku666]

Ma'am....you Have Talent. this is so funny

[FatWagar]

thank you very much!

[TheDisthename]

LOL.. this is funny..You are so good :)

[FatWagar]

you always have the nicest things to say!

[LisaJMoore]

You are married to a mexican guy named Jesus?

And are now wearing a wig?

[RelaxxKiller]

Mrs. Christ, please tell your husband that we're sorry for the other dumb shi@#@ that are fu*#*@ up our world...

Amen!

[FatWagar]

I will tell him...although he is quite irritable right now!!

[Tinkerlove13]

You are a crazy woman! LOL

[FatWagar]

:)))

[thisoldtoolshed]

lol nice

[FatWagar]

thanks for watching!

[CameoCollections]

lol Great video. Thanks for sharing.

Huggs

Cameo

[FatWagar]

thanks for watching Cindy Christ!!

[MGABBYB]

God bless you...

[FatWagar]

blessings!!

[ItalianStallionette]

I have to be honest with you Mrs. Christ. I yell your husbands name out when I have sex... I'm so sorry.

[RelaxxKiller]

Darlin' keep Jesus outta your bed!

[PalmOliveSoap]

well i have no chance now Cindy, i was hoping to get down on one knee myself

SPRINKLES

[abominableangel]

this is sooooo lulz worthy

[SerinaJK]

This was way too cute, LOL

[WikkidAwesomeness]

*dives for cover in case of incoming lightning bolt*

[FatWagar]

Lmao, I know I have lost subs already!!!!!

[3slimdog]

Jesus lives in my basement how the hell did he get to your trailer? You blonde bimbo.

[FatWagar]

He walked across the damn puddles you skank!!!

[3slimdog]

You look good in blonde hair. I hope you know I was joking when I called you a bimbo.

[FatWagar]

Of course!!!! :) I am Cindy Christ!! He gave me the knowledge!!

[flyngsnow]

lmao awesome!

[IreneK43]

OMG! So funny ;o) LOL!

Hugs, Irene

[WatchVenusSpa]

Jesus he knows me and he knows I'm right.

[KirneH004]

{{{FW}}} This is just classic :)

Henrik

[FatWagar]

Thank you!! I hope ya'll have Cindy's blessings!!! :)

[KirneH004]

They might even help me to dump that stupid clone :)

[dizzylizzy6]

lol! made me laf! (i have no idea how you spell that word O_O)

[FatWagar]

blessings !!!

[hallbe]

I always feel closer to Jesus when I'm on the commode.

[FatWagar]

aint it tho??!

[MulattoBrothaGW]

Nice to meet you! lol

[FatWagar]

pleasure meetin ya!

[ifonlypeopleknew]

LMAO!!!!!

[FatWagar]

enjoy Cindy's blessings!

[darysmer]

first coment !

[FatWagar]

yay!

[edenbainbridge]

lol!

xoexo

[FatWagar]

jesus blesses you!

[edenbainbridge]

yay! i feel better now ;)

xoexo

[FatWagar]

I knew you would!!

[battim]

are you mary magdalene incarnate? jesus has a nice couch

[FatWagar]

Jesus carpentered it real good!