Has anyone who had an extraordinary experience and insisted to others that it really happened EVER actually managed to convince them without any actual proof? I'd really like to see a story in some media where someone encounters something unbelievable and actually REALIZES that no one's going to believe them without proof.
Near Death Experiences have been proven before. Granted, they've been proven to be little more than the brain going wacky as it nears said death, but...That counts, I think.
@Ygdrasel It's a bit of a stretch imo since the baggage that the term NDE carries retains all the supernatural claims of ghosts and the afterlife. I wouldn't really call brain synapses firing to be a near death experience except in the strictest definition devoid of any context.
@NostalgicSince2005 This is either the worst youtube comment or the greatest youtube comment I have ever read.... either way, well done sir! I applaud!
Oh my sweet baby JESUS. What was this longplayer THINKING!? Part 2/5 is pretty much ONLY the guy dicking around. Assuming he or she knows what they're doing and not actually blind-running (a HORRIBLE idea for an adventure game!), it should have taken an hour to get to the dark world... tops. He may just be "exploring", but if all of the dialogue options have become "go away, Mike," then perhaps your audience will forgive you if you just get to the fucking plot already. Diabetus and Slowbeef rule
Rabys i had my 1st panic attack @ boot it suck but now i understand them & it hapend cause it was marines & cuse they said i had double vision wich either means they didnt want me/corpman was an idiot
As much as I'm enjoying these videos, my most frequent reaction (even overshadowing giggling like a madwoman at the insults flung at the protagonist) is an overwhelming desire to reach through the screen and strangle the Long-Player. Never do a blind run of an adventure game. -_- I'm going to prematurely descend into old age dementia if I keep watching this.
@SinfulAshe The longplayer is probably going way out of his way to show off EVERYTHING in the game, rather than just complete it.
I've seen longplayers do things like sit at the title screen and wait so you can hear the entirety of the title screen music, get every hidden life even if it is out of the way, takes a lot of time, and they are already at max lives, grab every coin, kill every enemy, etc. Sometimes it's just ridiculous and nearly makes the longplay unwatchable.
I love this. I'm about 15 minutes into part 2 on blip, and it's just hilarious to see how pathetic and stupid Mike Dawson is. The first game just made him look like sort of an idiot. The second game makes him look like a weak, pathetic, whining mama's boy. Who is also an idiot. Watching you guys just tear into the protagonist without mercy is probably the funniest thing.
@RabeesAnimations I can understand this feeling entirely. I did not panic, but I could feel my chest closing in. This game of course, provokes all those feelings for all the wrong reasons.
I went on the site and was like "oh, its over an hour long and its 50 minutes in and nothings happoened"XD Then I see the part 2 of 5 in the related vids and was like "HOLLY SHIT! This game is longer than the last one and twice as boring"!!O_O
Well, there's the problem, they held the reunion at the Mouth of Hell. I know it's cheap to rent space there, but still, something bad was gonna happen.
I just got done watching the two parts on blip, and I think I made a horrifying discovery. Isn't the ring toss carnie the same voice as Random Hajile?
Honestly, the big part 2 on blip? Kinda hard to get through. Maybe the dark world will help. Holy shit that was a lot of talking to the same people about the same thing though... Could you please upload a repeating video of the ring toss to help us through?
I like the poster in the psychiatrist's office. "Is not a cigar." So, you're saying you meant to put a poster of a metaphorical penis on your wall, man?
@inferno232 It's a twist on "The Treachery of Images", but maybe that's under copyright- I can't imagine why they'd screw with it otherwise. (And they took out the part that makes the sentence makes sense.)
@elistonium Speaking as a hypnotist, I think that was intentional on the part of the developers. Time often seems to pass faster than it really does for a person under hypnosis.
I get the impression he's playing his first adventure game. Any seasoned adventure game player knows that important dialog doesn't change without a trigger event, yet he talks to every single character whenever he visits an area. And I doubt the carnival staff EVER say anything important.
@DeliciousRon Ugh. Why would you do a blind LP of an adventure game? That's probably one of the worst things you could possibly do as a Let's Play. I was seriously chomping at the bit in the second Blip episode (I had read Slowbeef's old LP of the game so I know what the longplayer's supposed to be doing but it takes him forever! Argh!).
Yeah, I read that LP too. Judging from that, I think if the LPer here used a walkthrough the video would be at least an hour shorter. But on the other hand, we wouldn't have as much commentary on how much of a failure Mike Dawson is at everything if he was a master at solving puzzles.
@DeliciousRon I guess. And I've got this sinking feeling that now that the longplayer's at the Dark World the LP's actually going to get worse instead of better, despite Slowbeef's optimism... more places and people to backtrack to after all.
Sorry to disappoint, but Mike Dawson is only credited as a writer on IMDb in two episodes of Family Matters. It would have been terrific if he actually did make an appearance. For one moment there would have been a meeting of the most influential character in video game history with a character that has left one of the greatest contributions to television... or not.
@RoyStorey Yeah Mike Dawson wrote that line, he also wrote part of the opening lyrics to Days Go By but they were cut. "It's a rare condition this day and age, when you find that an alien f#cked your head full of eggs."
Wow, at the end of the Blip.tv video, I did fall asleep. That's how boring this video game is. Slowbeef and Diabeetus are hilarious, but this game is just so bland, and with the lack of anything happening, I can't imagine how they sat through it.
I'm watching these vids on blip, but i'll leave a comment here just saying i love all the new content you're doing and appreciate the time you put into these.
I just realized that when the crazy guy talks about "A hired hitman and a satanic cult!" he's actually sort of right.
ThreadbareKnitter 3 weeks ago in playlist Slowbeef 2
1. put embryo in Mike Dawson's brain.
2. Frame Mike Dawson for murder.
3. ?
4. PROFIT!
KingdomHeart723 1 month ago
Anyone else think the bushes sounded like paper?
TrynaBeeFunny 1 month ago in playlist More videos from retsupurae
Lol "Let me talk this headache out of you."
TitoOfficial 2 months ago
Omg. The boogie man comment killed me. XD
inuhottie 3 months ago 3
what do you see in the inkblot on the top right? i see metal gear ray
nejinaji 4 months ago
"I hope the boogeyman gets you!"
What a badass.
grottypissedstained 4 months ago 17
@grottypissedstained That's right up there with "Double dumbass on you!"
EponymousKid 2 months ago 3
Given all that the Ancients are blamed for in the Dark World, I wouldn't be surprised if they ran the cable company too.
BagOfMagicFood 4 months ago 5
Doctor the dark world has been talking to me again...
hmm yes...Mike what's a four letter word for snatch?
Jimbochap 4 months ago
MIKE GET BACK HERE AND HAVE YA PATATEAS!
TheLastThingWeNeed 4 months ago 2
I'll be right back, first I'm gonna go have a "Dark World experience".
ReaperOfPears 4 months ago
At the end:
Rita: Is someone there? Don't play gay-
World1Level2 4 months ago 7
This video makes it obvious that the Boogeyman killed Rita.
PaperMario15 4 months ago 6
why is homeless guy a werewolf
AtomFA 4 months ago in playlist More videos from retsupurae 2
Dark World experience = masturbation. It's in my vocabulary now.
MapiesMaster 4 months ago
AHHHH!
ColonelVile 4 months ago
The guy in the police station looks like Seymour from Dead Rising 2
PhantosTheHedgehog 4 months ago
Sorry, but you can only flush yourself into the Dark World at your old house.
Zknight7126 4 months ago
Imi plac cartofii. :)
Fuzzy192006 4 months ago
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Dark Seed 2 is the Troll 2 of video games
strangebenhur 4 months ago
Has anyone who had an extraordinary experience and insisted to others that it really happened EVER actually managed to convince them without any actual proof? I'd really like to see a story in some media where someone encounters something unbelievable and actually REALIZES that no one's going to believe them without proof.
AdamX222 4 months ago
@AdamX222 All the time. They are called Near Death Experiences. People believe them all the time without any proof but people's claims.
Proletariat12 4 months ago
@Proletariat12
Near Death Experiences have been proven before. Granted, they've been proven to be little more than the brain going wacky as it nears said death, but...That counts, I think.
Ygdrasel 4 months ago
@Ygdrasel It's a bit of a stretch imo since the baggage that the term NDE carries retains all the supernatural claims of ghosts and the afterlife. I wouldn't really call brain synapses firing to be a near death experience except in the strictest definition devoid of any context.
Proletariat12 4 months ago
Can't tell if the guy by the murder scene has a pixely head because that's a hint he's an alien or that it's just the game fucking up.
insertbestnameever 4 months ago 3
I hope the boogy man gets you! RAWR!
marioVSshadow 4 months ago
Its kinda a east European accent? Polish, or something.
ChaladanX 4 months ago
Watch the fuck out Cole Phelps, Slim and Mike are on the case.
TheLastThingWeNeed 4 months ago
I'm starting to think this entire game is a veiled anti-jew propaganda, with their "ancients" obsession.
Proletariat12 4 months ago
@NostalgicSince2005 This is either the worst youtube comment or the greatest youtube comment I have ever read.... either way, well done sir! I applaud!
DanimalCollective 4 months ago
Mike Dawson: Manliest video game character ever.
FSinWCR 4 months ago
Oh man. Yet another relative of Senor Cardgage. First delbert and now crazy homeless guy in the bush.
hploveshack99 4 months ago
Hour 1 of 8 COMPLETE!
pressedlee123 4 months ago
Oh my sweet baby JESUS. What was this longplayer THINKING!? Part 2/5 is pretty much ONLY the guy dicking around. Assuming he or she knows what they're doing and not actually blind-running (a HORRIBLE idea for an adventure game!), it should have taken an hour to get to the dark world... tops. He may just be "exploring", but if all of the dialogue options have become "go away, Mike," then perhaps your audience will forgive you if you just get to the fucking plot already. Diabetus and Slowbeef rule
LeviathanReformed 4 months ago 39
@LeviathanReformed I think that the longplayer is secretly BillyMC.
KingdomHeart723 3 weeks ago in playlist Retsupurae
Its a living!
seijuruhiko 4 months ago
321cheezman thumbs ip i agree also thumbs up in my coments
dbeetlestone 4 months ago
Rabys i had my 1st panic attack @ boot it suck but now i understand them & it hapend cause it was marines & cuse they said i had double vision wich either means they didnt want me/corpman was an idiot
dbeetlestone 4 months ago
Jkazos especially since i use utube ap 4 iphone
dbeetlestone 4 months ago
"Oh shit."
halosheepftw 4 months ago
As much as I'm enjoying these videos, my most frequent reaction (even overshadowing giggling like a madwoman at the insults flung at the protagonist) is an overwhelming desire to reach through the screen and strangle the Long-Player. Never do a blind run of an adventure game. -_- I'm going to prematurely descend into old age dementia if I keep watching this.
SinfulAshe 4 months ago
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MoltenMustafa 4 months ago
@SinfulAshe The longplayer is probably going way out of his way to show off EVERYTHING in the game, rather than just complete it.
I've seen longplayers do things like sit at the title screen and wait so you can hear the entirety of the title screen music, get every hidden life even if it is out of the way, takes a lot of time, and they are already at max lives, grab every coin, kill every enemy, etc. Sometimes it's just ridiculous and nearly makes the longplay unwatchable.
321cheeseman 4 months ago in playlist More videos from retsupurae 3
Mrs. Ramirez? More like Mrs. Wiseau. God DAMN.
SamuraiFoochs 4 months ago in playlist More videos from retsupurae 33
I love this. I'm about 15 minutes into part 2 on blip, and it's just hilarious to see how pathetic and stupid Mike Dawson is. The first game just made him look like sort of an idiot. The second game makes him look like a weak, pathetic, whining mama's boy. Who is also an idiot. Watching you guys just tear into the protagonist without mercy is probably the funniest thing.
posthumanfetus 4 months ago
I was watching the blip video and had a panic attack 5 minutes before it ended. My will is not strong enough for this game.
RabeesAnimations 4 months ago
@RabeesAnimations I can understand this feeling entirely. I did not panic, but I could feel my chest closing in. This game of course, provokes all those feelings for all the wrong reasons.
FrontierJazz 4 months ago
DON'T PLAY GAY
LaCaemis 4 months ago
I just worked all day and all night, and I have to do the same thing tomorrow but... fuck I gotta watch part 2
posthumanfetus 4 months ago
Is that a reference to that "c'est ne pas un pipe" art thingy in the back. That has to be the only clever thing in the whole game!
sygnus5 4 months ago
@sygnus5 Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
DanimalCollective 4 months ago
I went on the site and was like "oh, its over an hour long and its 50 minutes in and nothings happoened"XD Then I see the part 2 of 5 in the related vids and was like "HOLLY SHIT! This game is longer than the last one and twice as boring"!!O_O
Pooky1991 4 months ago
Well, there's the problem, they held the reunion at the Mouth of Hell. I know it's cheap to rent space there, but still, something bad was gonna happen.
EvanCWaters 4 months ago 4
I hope you end up uploading everything to YouTube. I really have no interest in watching on another site.
jkazos 4 months ago
The part when he was talking to the homeless guy in the bushes and saying he got the same kind of messages, I had the same reaction as slowbeef.
TheBrazillianCat 4 months ago
It gets really good when you make it to the carnival.
Ok I lied it sucks balls. Thumbs up!
Kuronji 4 months ago
I just got done watching the two parts on blip, and I think I made a horrifying discovery. Isn't the ring toss carnie the same voice as Random Hajile?
MrSmartGuy21 4 months ago
Honestly, the big part 2 on blip? Kinda hard to get through. Maybe the dark world will help. Holy shit that was a lot of talking to the same people about the same thing though... Could you please upload a repeating video of the ring toss to help us through?
FrontierJazz 4 months ago
what the fuck is wrong with your head dude
thealexgher 4 months ago
I like the poster in the psychiatrist's office. "Is not a cigar." So, you're saying you meant to put a poster of a metaphorical penis on your wall, man?
inferno232 4 months ago
@inferno232 Psychiatrist humor.
MoonIMover 4 months ago
@inferno232 It's a twist on "The Treachery of Images", but maybe that's under copyright- I can't imagine why they'd screw with it otherwise. (And they took out the part that makes the sentence makes sense.)
EvanCWaters 4 months ago
unfortunately, it seems that mike merely was a writer for a couple of episodes of family matters (according to imdb)
And apparently mike was the only writer who wrote...as himself.
8bitasplode 4 months ago
at 13:34 you missed the clock suddenly change.
elistonium 4 months ago
@elistonium Speaking as a hypnotist, I think that was intentional on the part of the developers. Time often seems to pass faster than it really does for a person under hypnosis.
MoonIMover 4 months ago
@MoonIMover yeah, but not THAT quickly.
elistonium 4 months ago
This longplayer doesn't really seem to know what he's supposed to be doing half the time.
gaminggoddess85 4 months ago
@gaminggoddess85
I get the impression he's playing his first adventure game. Any seasoned adventure game player knows that important dialog doesn't change without a trigger event, yet he talks to every single character whenever he visits an area. And I doubt the carnival staff EVER say anything important.
DeliciousRon 4 months ago
@DeliciousRon Ugh. Why would you do a blind LP of an adventure game? That's probably one of the worst things you could possibly do as a Let's Play. I was seriously chomping at the bit in the second Blip episode (I had read Slowbeef's old LP of the game so I know what the longplayer's supposed to be doing but it takes him forever! Argh!).
gaminggoddess85 4 months ago
@gaminggoddess85
Yeah, I read that LP too. Judging from that, I think if the LPer here used a walkthrough the video would be at least an hour shorter. But on the other hand, we wouldn't have as much commentary on how much of a failure Mike Dawson is at everything if he was a master at solving puzzles.
DeliciousRon 4 months ago
@DeliciousRon I guess. And I've got this sinking feeling that now that the longplayer's at the Dark World the LP's actually going to get worse instead of better, despite Slowbeef's optimism... more places and people to backtrack to after all.
gaminggoddess85 4 months ago
DAMMIT MIKE! GET BACK HOME SO I DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS STUPID CLICHE ANYMO-AAH!
PickpocketSan 4 months ago
4 of 32!?!?!? wow you guys are going full retard! in an awesome way!
hola4adola 4 months ago
The first game was as long as these first four videos. Run viewers. Run.
OriganalPie 4 months ago
Oh fuck you guys. As much as I like you, don't do this to yourselfs anymore.
Judgementxxx 4 months ago
Sorry to disappoint, but Mike Dawson is only credited as a writer on IMDb in two episodes of Family Matters. It would have been terrific if he actually did make an appearance. For one moment there would have been a meeting of the most influential character in video game history with a character that has left one of the greatest contributions to television... or not.
mark2bit 4 months ago 9
@mark2bit "I have a mean headache!" ~ Urkel
RoyStorey 4 months ago
@RoyStorey Yeah Mike Dawson wrote that line, he also wrote part of the opening lyrics to Days Go By but they were cut. "It's a rare condition this day and age, when you find that an alien f#cked your head full of eggs."
mark2bit 4 months ago 3
@mark2bit He must have just thrown the scripts at the director and the marketing department would have just told him "eey you missed pal"
M30W3R 4 months ago in playlist More videos from retsupurae
I fucking love you guys so much.
I'd probably take a bullet for you.
Probably.
boomerang342126 4 months ago
Part 2 is out? Screw this vid then, off to blip!
Vidk1ng 4 months ago
Hitting Zero over and over is oddly amusing.
heroteen16 4 months ago
"Don't play gay..."
PrickRolled 4 months ago
Diabetus, you need to start a special fund that we can donate to. You sat through 8 shitty hours of gameplay....you deserve some money or some shit.
bloodriotiori 4 months ago
Slim seems legit. Don't be a pussy, Mike Dawson knows what he's doing.
RedSHARK6 4 months ago
50 bucks say Dawson writes Mario fanfiction.
JackOfSpades93 4 months ago
@JackOfSpades93 "Mario had a strange dream one night where he was in Subcon and King Wart blew a load into Mario's forehead..."
PickpocketSan 4 months ago
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RedSHARK6 4 months ago
Gah, the next episode is taking too long. I'm going to blip
FunkyHonkyCDXX 4 months ago
I watched part 2 on Blip.
Holy shit that was... so slow and painful...
Why did I watch all of it????
SupaGoGoMan 4 months ago
@SupaGoGoMan This is easily the most boring game I have ever seen.
lich109 4 months ago
@SupaGoGoMan I was thinking the same, I couldn't do it.
Judgementxxx 4 months ago
So I notice some of the comments are stuff like "I can't believe you managed to get Diabetus to commentate with you over this! It's so boring!"
To this I reply "Well, Diabetus did commentate over Slowbeef's Metroid Prime LP, so..."
TheToast7 4 months ago
@TheToast7 then again prime was a good game
krazykillerhippo 4 months ago
@krazykillerhippo That's true, but I was crackin' wise about how boring slowbeef's LP of it was.
TheToast7 4 months ago
Wow, at the end of the Blip.tv video, I did fall asleep. That's how boring this video game is. Slowbeef and Diabeetus are hilarious, but this game is just so bland, and with the lack of anything happening, I can't imagine how they sat through it.
Killagoose77 4 months ago 2
I wish I could stop Slims face from melting.
lich109 4 months ago
Oh gosh, more retsupurae <3
NeoTStyle 4 months ago
Why is cher lloyd in the suggestions?
TheCommentGiver2000 4 months ago
You'll never get through this RP before those aliens burst out of your foreheads, Diabeefus.
TheEverandever 4 months ago
@TheEverandever Diabeefus is now their couple name, like Brangelina.
TheToast7 4 months ago
When the character stands still all that's going through my mind is 'Looking at the guide, Looking at the guide, Looking at the guide...'.
TheInsaneShaner 4 months ago 5
I cannot stress enough just how much I'm enjoying this series and how much I look forward to seeing new episodes in my subscription box.
FunkyHonkyCDXX 4 months ago
His mother's a raptor now? HEY MIKE YOUR WATER'S READY-AHHHH
Neotails8762 4 months ago 20
"Is somebody there? Don't play gay--"
Nice place to cut off.
lo0katmyn4me 4 months ago 3
Well, excuse me princess!
Ridleykiller146 4 months ago
I'm watching these vids on blip, but i'll leave a comment here just saying i love all the new content you're doing and appreciate the time you put into these.
EnthusiasticallyLazy 4 months ago 141
i'm hoping rita ends up being rita from power rangers and just pops out of the carnival doors yelling I'M FREEEE
ColdArcana 4 months ago 123
@ColdArcana
TIME TO CONQUER EARTH!
Chamele7n 4 months ago
@ColdArcana Zordon: Alpha, search for 5 teenagers with attitude!
Alpha: All I could find was a whiny, 40-somthing with social issues.
Zordon: God help us all...
PEZhead5432109876 4 months ago 4
@ColdArcana Goldar runs the sideshow booth and Lord Zed is in charge of giving people puffy, poorly-made knock-offs of copyrighted characters.
pullahoko 4 months ago
@ColdArcana Mike will morph' into the Blue Ranger because that's how he feels: blue.
MoonIMover 4 months ago
@ColdArcana TIME TO CONQUER EAR- oh jeez its Mike.
Norrec87 4 months ago