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  • 127 people were the father!

  • @MrMrdpratt Funny

  • Fuc**** dope.. I LIKE this track!!

  • I was chubby that baby aint lol

  • It is my dream when I am a 72 year-old white man to be mentioned in a rap video

  • love this video

  • 126 people's babies look like them

    

  • @gage3389 Dumb ass. If your going be a thumbs up whore at least to it right. You meant to say 126 people's babies DO look like them. Public school education motherf!@#er.

  • @ross2694 jesus fuckin christ settle the fuck down!!! wow SPAZ out on me........whats wrong with this guy

  • @gage3389 You know exactly what you were doin.

  • this song is unfuckinbelievable

  • They didn't need to paste Katt Williams' head on a baby he is already that size.

  • hahahahahaa shit thats funny

  • 125 people were the father

  • To drunk to fuck lool haha at school

  • Look at the mouth, look at these eyes, look at these ears, look at the hairline!! LOL

    Fav Part!

  • YES xD xD xD xD xD xD

  • 2:49 LOL

  • 125 people got babies that look like them!

  • @gseriesperform02

    or 125 women got owned by maury

  • @gseriesperform02 that was funny as fuck lol

  • I like 2:49.

  • 0:54 Lol

  • THTS MESS UP THT BBY LOOK MY MEH

  • now thats just fucked up

  • NO, NO, NO, NO, NO

  • "Bring'em By my  mama house she'll tell ya

  • lmfa looks like TI fucking song lol

  • LMFAO....I LUV DIS SHYT....

  • LMFAO....

  • one of the best songs that relate to all bros out there!

  • gay mate gay....

  • 123 PEOPLE ARE THE FATHER (^.^)

  • DOPE!

  • 123 people are the father

  • I aint buying no huggies,dont dress'em like that aint my lil buddy

  • funny ass song! love it haha

  • 122 people ARE the father.

  • 2.50 dayum tities!

  • man i gotta get me a baby doll head.

  • kaluguran daka

  • Naggers

  • Ignorance at it's finest.

  • so creative

  • 122 people think that baby DOES look like them.

  • her voice sounds zactly like riley from boondocks

  • lmao

  • haha i use to jam to this shit

  • BUT I`LL BUY THAT DNAA TEST!!

  • THIS SONGGG IS THE SHIT....I`D BE BUMPINGG THIS IN MY TRUCKK!

    HAHAH " THAT BABY DONT LOOK LIKE ME " :)

  • LOL!

  • "now kids what do you say when you meet a nice guy?".... haha fuck I love this song!!

  • "now kids what do you say when you meet a nice guy?".... haha fuck I love this song!!

  • this is my brothers song!!! lmafo chris!!! THE DATES DONT ADD UP!!!

  • LMAO

  • This should be the official song for the Maury Povich show.

  • Fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

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  • 0:41 ftw!

  • ahAHAHA lil jon FTW XD

  • Those pics of the babies are disturbing.

  • awh they used my name how nice lol

  • i cant get over this BEAT its the shit

  • How the hell u gona take a nude photo try to be all sexy with yo kid m the back LMAO

  • i love this beat lmao

  • **lmao 2:49**

  • you sure hell high

  • 2:50 id hit that nice bod but.. face is ok i guess

  • you know damn well dis yo baby

    haaa

  • THIS SHOULD BE A LAW TO PLAY THIS SONG EVERY TIME MAURY SAY'S YOU IS NOT THE BABY DADDY.

  • @octoron85 lol mandatory

  • Happy Father's Day hahahhahahahahahahah

  • TITE.....!

  • Ahahha funnayyy!!

  • I love this video. It is so funny.

  • so was this guy on maury or not?

  • rofl @0:41 wish i was thta kid

  • 1.45 so funny. nice music

  • yooo yooo evrybody shake that ass

  • i love this song (:

  • i almost got a girl pregnant and i was all worried ..rite wen i found out i bumped this song hhahahaha THAT BABY DONT LOOK LIKE MEEEEEE.....!!!!

  • @timherrera1990 How do you find out some one was "almost pregnant"? ...

  • @P0ko4Sh0 she told me she was and also told half my friends like if we were already married and we planned it..i was like bicth u were just a 2 nigth stand .....but when i surprised her with a pregnancy test she didn't know what to do..!!! THATT BABYY DONT LOOK LIKE MEE!!!!!!!

  • BITCH YOU HEARD MAURY! lol

  • These people should not be allowed to breed.

  • lmao dat aint mah lil buddayyy

  • damn this is the shit with the sub wooferz in the trunk

  • "you can keep the big pictures and the wallet size!:

  • fucking pimpin

  • Love this song. <3

    I don't look like my baby pictures. ^.o

  • shitty song. funny as a joke, but I'd hate to hear shit like this at a club or on the radio.

  • Happy Father's Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @TheBadChad1981 Hehe 69 thumbs up lol!!!!!

  • im not buying no huggies dont dress him like me that aint my lil buddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • this song makes me laugh so hard.

  • the old video was way better

  • They used to play this song in clubs so much, as soon as I heard this I thought of Vodka lol

  • that baby mine today is the best day of these next 18 years im freeeeeee bitch

  • rofl!!! this shit is hilarious!!! too bad my daughter is a carbon copy of my husband... ha ha

  • are you my daddy NAW NAW NAW NAW

  • best belieeeeeeeeedat

  • haha bitch i don told u it aint mine jajaja damn finally someone said dis shit out

  • that is not my baby...lol

  • Pause at 1:06

  • @MegaFunneh why? i dont see anything?

  • 666

  • try gucci mane, bitch it mighttt beeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

  • 2:04 FTW!!!!!

  • lol oh this goes out to all you trifflin hoe's out there

  • shit! mayun this song is pumpin? coz

    that baby dont look like me!

  • "that aint my lil buddy!" deadwind1111u must be a q-tip sitting around thinking up ignorant black joke. Come to Marietta, hell come to the souf and say that crap out loud in a public place since ur so bad. Btw, how come there are no white jokes? Why? Because black people are spending thier time dominating football, basketball, supercross, the Olympics, and becoming President. Need I say more?

  • All black people look alike. How does that baby not look like him?

  • @deadwind1111

    ur so full of shit n stop dissing on african americans,and no they dont all look alike dumbass

  • @deadwind1111 ....ur so full of shit asshole...all african americans DO NOT look alike DUMBASS

  • @deadwind1111

    what???

    That's dumb to say. Out of all the races on earth, "Black" comes in the most variations, especially in skin tone...you can go all the way from T.I. to T-Pain to Vanessa Williams....are you telling me these people look alike?

  • Lil Jon, its like Weinerville all up in here lol

  • LMFAOSZ LIL JOHN AGAIN 1:43

  • LMFAO LIL JOHN 0:29 LMFAO

  • i love it

  • omg dat lil kid pumpin everythang he got into that gyal lol.

  • 2:49 theres the biatch

  • Bitches need to keep there dirty legs closed and stop putting the blame on us guys all the time lol

  • @Jp4955 Yeah because it might have been from a WOMEN & WOMEN having intercorse....

  • KEEP YOUR BABY BITCH HAHA HAHA

  • HAAAA Fucckin HAAAA... when the three guys are all not the FATHHAA..

  • HAAAA Fucckin HAAAA... when the three guys are all not the FATHHAA.. god damn what a hoe

  • YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER

  • dat baby dont look lke me

  • don't be a hater just because it happened to u before LMAO

  • WHATTHEFUCKISTHISSHIT?

  • funniest song i've ever heard!! ahahahaha

  • FUCK BITCHES FUCK BABIES GET MONEY

  • LOVE IT TO FUNNY LMAO

  • dirtyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyy jezebel go mauryy!

  • funny i like the one with the lil boy sticking out the finga and with his beer and phone

  • This song is horrible. All good rap died after the 90's. Only one worth listening to would be.... tech n9ne, murs and shit. This is complete bullshit man rap was made to express oneself and display african american culture not be the root of sin in the music industry. What the hell happened here, gangsta rap I admit is acceptable because it's not trash, atleast it had some basis or something. This 21 century shit is well... like i just said... SHIT.

  • WAYNE BITCH!!!

  • @NothingBetterToWatch

    Music like this is strictly for entertainment purposes, or to exhibit a derogatory substance in society. Kids these days have no idea what real rap is, hell I'm not totally aware of all the great rappers out there (I stick with rock because today's rap is, like you said, SHIT). I will say that the last good rap song I heard was Changes. It had a meaning more positive than fucking bitches and hoes in da club, smokin dro, shootin po-po, big chrome dubz, etc etc etc.

  • @NothingBetterToWatch This video is AWESOME! Hopefully all these women will stop blaming men for their own fuck-ups. Maybe women will stop fucking every gay thug that comes out of prison. Gangsta rap is trash! All they rap about is murder! This video puts the responsibility of being pregnant where it belongs, WITH THE MOTHER! Only single mothers and manginas would have a problem with this video. So which are you?

  • @DionLaurent1

    I don't think that dude is complaining about the theme of the song, but more rather the idea that people actually call this jibberish "rap". By the way, the responsibility of pregnancy is not just with the mother, but with the dick that got her pregnant. A woman can't get pregnant without a man, at least not in human nature. By the way, the only people who get offended by this video are sluts who don't know who the daddy is because the man can't own up to his responsibility.

  • @phattacorider BULL SHIT! The woman could easily say she wont fuck a guy raw. Don't give me that "A woman can't get pregnant without a man" shit! The woman can choose to wear a female condom, use spermicide, take birth control pills, and even use a day after pill. All men have are condoms in this country. That or a vasectomy. Yeah women love to say it takes 2 but when in comes to the argument people have against abortions, they love to say "it's my body." The blame goes ONLY to the idiotic mom!

  • @DionLaurent1

    Are you fucking serious? In case you didn't know, a man could just as easily PULL OUT. No woman can get pregnant without a man, PERIOD. Women don't have sperm pockets in their vaginas. A man has an option to bust a nut in a woman's pussy, and if he chooses to do that then he needs to understand that he could be a daddy and for what, a few seconds of feel good? Get real, seriously.

  • I knew you would bring up the"pull out"excuse. A man is going to do to a female what ever she lets him do. That still doesn't explain why the woman would let a man fuck her raw. And she would not be on a pill. Or take precautions after they fuck. What? Is the man suppose to make her put on a female condom, take the day after pills, and use spermicide? Please! The woman is responsible for what she lets happen to her. Your argument is similar to a person not studying then bitch about their grade.

  • @DionLaurent1

    My arguement is flawless, yours is giving a man every excuse to not be responsibile for his own actions. And listen to yourself! If some bitch let you fuck her raw and said it was okay for you to nut in her cooch would it be her fault if she got pregnant? No. Wanna know why? Because you as a 'man' know the risks, and have every right to say NO. But since you were dumb enough to justify your actions by being a bitch and blaming it on someone else, then you need to man the fuck up

  • @phattacorider She as a woman knows the risk even more than the man. SHE is the one having a baby. She needs to be responsible. Oh wow the whole "man up" speech. Pathetic! How about the women "Woman up" All you are doing is enabling. Giving women excuses to fuck who they want and then blame the men for being men. The woman has the right to say no too. But you forgot about that, didn't you?

  • @DionLaurent1

    Your arguement is that if the woman isn't protected then she's getting what comes at her.

    My arguement is that if the man isn't protected then he's getting what comes at him.

    What you don't understand is that a REAL MAN takes responsibility for what HE does, not for what someone else does. For me, if I do something, I did it on my own free will. If you nut in some woman's pussy, you did it on your own free will. So learn to take responsibility for your actions kid.

  • @phattacorider Okay, sense you have some extended rules on what constitutes being a "real man"; what does it mean to be a real woman? Does having unprotected sex make her a real woman? How about fucking any guy that walks her way? This country is full of pussy beggars that say the kind of shit you're spewing. The woman is the only one responsible. She is the 1 who let it happen. And you have the nerve to call me a kid. You've been conditioned by this countries crazy ideals about the sexes.

  • @DionLarent1

    Blaming men for being men? Is that your idea of what a Man is? A simple minded machine that does as he's told because he can't think and do for himself? Here is my point. I don't give a fuck what a woman wants, if I don't want a kid, I won't bust a nut in a bitch's pussy. How hard is that for you to understand? If a man busts a nut where he shouldn't, then he needs to take responsibility. If a man decided not to use protection, then he's just as equal to blame.

  • @phattacorider No the man is not just as equal to blame. There are so many was that a woman has to prevent pregnancy. Men only have condom, abstinence and vasectomy. Those are the only 3! Women have a chose of removing the sperm or taking a large amount of other precautions. If she didn't want a kid, she could easily prevent it. And did you not think that some women also try to trap men with kids? Did you forget about that. Who's fault is that, the man's to I'll bet.

  • @DionLaurent1

    Obviously some women trap men with kids. Do you want to know how men can avoid that? Don't bust a nut in a bitch's pussy! Seriously, how hard is that for you to understand? You find so many reasons to blame women for kids, yet you don't even think about prevention. If a man doesn't want a kid, then why would he be a retard and cum in a vagina? Try explaining that to me. If a man doesn't want a kid, then he needs to worry about himself, not the bitch he's fucking. Get it yet?

  • @phattacorider Wait a second. You said "Try explaining that to me. If a man doesn't want a kid, then he needs to worry about himself, not the bitch he's fucking." All your previous comments before were all about men making sure they don't impregnate her. Now you're flip flopping. And I can answer your question with a similar 1. If women don't want kids, why do they let a man fuck them raw? And for those that do want kids, why should they get mad at a man for giving them exactly what they wanted?

  • @DionLaurent1

    I can see you're an absolute bone head. That has been my arguement all along stupid ass! If a man doesn't want a kid, then it is HIS responsibility to wear protection. Man you're a fucking douche, seriously! If a woman gets pregnant, it's her's and the guy's fault. You think just because women give birth and have more "means" of protection that it makes her solely responsible for kids? Go fuck yourself with that shit kid.

  • @phattacorider All you are doing now is defaulting. With your "If a man doesn't want a kid, then it is HIS responsibility to wear protection." Well if a woman doesn't want a kid, then it is HER responsibility to wear protection! I don't hear your arguing that. It's not just because the woman has more options; she also has a choice not to let a man fuck her raw. Oh and using shaming tactics and pathetic insults will really change my mind on the subject. LOL You seem really heated.

  • @DionLaurent1

    Oh don't misconstrue my ideas, women have a responsbility to be protected as well. And in case you didn't know, a man has a choice not to fuck a woman raw. You're bitching about me missing my points, but what about yours? All I'm hearing is you bitching that it's a woman's responsibility. Not once in ANY of your comments did you say a man was responsible for anything. A man not responsible for anything is just a kid, plain and simple. So grow up.

  • @phattacorider Yeah sorry but there is no way you can give a proper argument as to why men and women are both responsible. All you are doing is repeating. Every single point you made, I blocked, then you go to a different point and after I block it, you go back to the previous point followed by ad hominem attacks . LOL Going around in circles are we?

  • @DionLaurent1

    I have to go in circles because you can't understand a damn thing I'm trying to say. And I can't give a proper arguement as to why BOTH men and women are responsible? Are you serious? What's so hard about it? Women have egg cells, men have sperm cells. There is NO WAY IN HELL that a woman can get pregnant on her own. It REQUIRES a man as well. Now, if he doesn't want a kid, he needs to be protected. If a man isn't protected he's just as responsible as a woman who isn't protected

  • @phattacorider Oh I know what you are saying very well. I just don't agree with your thinking. I find it very flawed. Now you are giving me a biological lesson? LOL This has nothing to do with that. It all has to do with choice. Women have more choices and more prevention hence women are also fully responsible. You don't have anything to argue that but your own personal ideals.

  • @DionLaurent1

    Hold on, you're saying this has to do with choice, yet you say a child is still a woman's responsibility EVEN THOUGH men have the choice to wear a condom, get a vasectomy, pull out, or not fuck? Please tell me, how does that work? How is it that even though a man has choices, it's still not his fault or responsibility? Let me hear something logical on this one.

  • @phattacorider Yeah, men have the choice to wear a condom, but if he prefers to fuck raw, the woman can easily say no. The man will not let a issue like that get in between him having sex. HE WILL get a condom and use it. If he wants sex. If he manages to talk her out of it, that's all an her too. And I hope you have herd of the grab. Where men will try to pull out, but the girl will wrap her legs around and hold tight. Even if he nuts in her, she can still use spermicide and the day after pill.

  • @DionLaurent1

    And you know what? There are lots of instances where when a woman says no, a man swoons her or finds some way into getting his way. Think it doesn't happen? think again. Also, if a woman prefers to fuck raw, then the man can easily say no. And I've heard of the grab, it's a fucking lame ass excuse for a man to get his fix and hope not to be responsible. Once that shit was tried on me, I just slipped under and out. Again, that's a bull shit excuse kid.

  • @phattacorider Wow. Do you really think a man is still as strong at his normal strength during a climax? Hell no. He is at his weakest. It's like fighting someone the moment you wake up.LOL You call me a kid but all your rebuttals are more childish than mine. Ok spider-man, do you have a special sense to tells you when a woman is going to lie to you about whether or not she will trap you with a kid? LOL

  • @DionLaurent1

    Actually, yes kid, I do have a special sense that warns me when a woman will or wil not lie to me about trapping me with a kid. It's called think the bitch will anyway. If you act on the worst case scenario, you will always be safe. Are you seriously that dumb? And when the fuck do you pull out? While you're cumming or before you do? A woman can't tell when you're about to cum, so if her legs are around you then you just stop. Man, sex ed was in the 9th grade kid.

  • @DionLaurent1

    You seriously need to get your head checked. You make it seem like you are some kind of victim of an uncanny force women put on your hormones (basically you want a climax and find any excuse for it). Bottom line, you have a choice. To protect, or not to protect. If you fuck raw, YOU KNOW THE RISKS. I know you're not totally stupid. Anyone who engages in activity that could result in a child is responsible for that child if there becomes one, man AND woman. Plain and simple.

  • @DionLaurent1

    It was nice bull shitting with you, but I gotta roll out. Work in the morning, something kids wouldn't know about. Let me finalize my points to you...

    Men have complete control over their actions, thus are responsible for them. Same with women. You need to assume every woman wants to trap you, or wants a kid. That is worst case scenario, so you will be smart enough to learn to jack off, wear a rubber, or just not fuck bitches. Worry less about her and more about yourself.

  • @phattacorider I actually do protect myself. I buy my own protection and I personally dispose of the used condom myself. I just don't think men are responsible for what a woman lets happen to her. Oh and by the way. I do work and I'm in college. Once again jumping to conclusions.

  • @DionLaurent1

    "A real man doesn't worry about other people doing the right thing for him. He worries more about doing the right thing for himself." Just remember that kid, it may save you from paying child support for 18 years or more.

  • @phattacorider Dude. Did you not see my last comment? I do protect myself. And everything you're saying I've herd by my dad or other older men. That is why I have no kids.

  • @DionLaurent1

    You have no kids because you know you'll be responsible for them, yet you don't want to commit all of yourself away from yourself. I don't blame you, it's my reason for not having kids, and I don't ever plan on having kids. There's enough on this world, and I'm an asshole and my kids would take from me if I ever had them. Also, too many things I wanna spend money on myself for.

  • @phattacorider Now I can agree with that. Of course, I actually want kids. They're probably going to be half Aisan. LOL

  • @DionLaurent1

    How the fuck old are you anyway kid? And are your parents separated? Let me guess, your mom got preg with you and the guy didn't want to have anything to do with you? Not you're ashamed that your mom wanted you but the dad didn't, and you don't blame him because you never had a dad to teach you how to be responsible for yourself no matter what others are doing? No matter how horny a bitch is, no matter how bad she wants a kid, you have the option to be protected. End of story.

  • @phattacorider Actually my parents are separated. However, I spent more time with my dad, step mom and siblings. So sorry if I don't fit your stereotype. And what does my age have to do with my views. My old man was the first one to tell me all that bullshit you're spewing. When I was a teen, I just accepted it. But now I see expectations of men and the false equality. And I call Bullshit.

  • @DionLaurent1

    You're right, you don't fit my stereotype. My parents were separated and I spent my life with my mom, step dad, and brother. And expectations of men and false equality? You are SURROUNDED by some sort of false equality. Bottom line is, when you are given options and a choice, you are responsible for the choice you make. Men and women alike, plain and simple. And trust me, when one day you fuck up, your views will change just like mine did.

  • @phattacorider

    u sound like a hoodrat bitch

    who's d daddy ?

  • @kunzy3000

    I don't sound like your mom. Also, I'm a guy and I don't live in a ghetto neighborhood. By the way, you're obviously not "d daddy".

  • @phattacorider

    sorry , i thought u were a bitch ( woman )

  • @kunzy3000

    LOL, it's cool.