PARANOID 14

[aCaptAmerica]

black people always handle it smoothly

[DJKID777]

i like the epic song

[TONY4EXAMPLE]

That woman in the yellow was hella funny

[MONSTEPHANIE]

♥ ♥ ♥

[MrRockMusicc]

Oh Just Look At It!....Oh Well You Just Look At It!

[Isreal4realz]

rockin them true religions i see!!!!!

[chintriago]

Fuck man I havent laghed like this in wile

[heartoftheocean21]

Jack you should walk discreetly past people and keep looking over your shoulder at them, and talk in an exaggerated whisper "She's on aisle 15 in the blue sweater." Then walk away really fast. That would probably freak them out more.

[Chicken112238]

@guiltyblackguy dude shut up k? They both make fart jokes and both are hilarious. No need to cause divisions among people... Troll.

[GuiltyBlackGuy]

jack you suck. fart jokes? ed is alot more original but hey i guess your even more immature huh?

[SaudiHawx]

I like it :)

[ABrutalBeating]

u should be more general and then when people think there catching on you say no my wife is across the store or something.

[arsenal4214]

ohman, this is way too funny when ur tierd.

[myf0lk]

UH OH she opened up the top. totally an "uh-oh" situation lol

[reptilionsarehere]

Work on a russian accent then do this to people and you will get a massive fear affect lololol. I got the accent down within a month so its very easy.

[Mochalicious1993]

That sound when people look at him!! lmao it's like a horror movie!!

[killerclown789]

You should put on a black suit and wear sun glasses and have an ear piece. That would scare the shit out of anyone.

[Jesseversion1]

You should be wearing a black suit while doing this, and wearing some black sunglasses! So you look like the FBI

Thumbs up so he see's this!

[xVenymz]

@Jesseversion1 lol isnt that illegal? he could get in trouble for impersonation or something i think

[Thonohuil]

@Jesseversion1 Edbassmaster done that :)

[BUFFA10sabres]

This has rape written all over it lmao

[Dj1LL]

lol @ it feel good too

[iig0tem]

hahah black people are chill as shit!

[popp1nbottlez]

hahaha! they were great sports

[mystic0608]

last one was funny lol

[GUCCI4126]

DO MORE

[BenderOfMusic]

Very Funny :) I liked it . More Please :)

But what if you pick on the wrong person .

That remines me of a movie i have seen .

Two girls calling up people in the phonebook and

saying "I seen what you have done "

they called up a guy who just murder his wife :o

[ThePranksterman1]

I tried this in public they gave me a weird look

[iamjojomart10]

funnyyy HILARIOUSS!!!

[breakyournails]

Subscribed!

[TheBlacksheep2020]

the guy at the beginning..what a douchebag

[Nmoose27]

the white people get scared and black people just laugh!

[miasansom]

No, I'm not crying honey... no, really I'm OK. I've just been watching jackvalefilms

[wulisess]

too funny!!!!

[ilywalter]

HOW are they wearing shorts in December?! lol

[dkarent]

@ilywalter For some reason, this winter is really hot O_O

[m4ster017]

@ilywalter in California I think

[UpYourShut]

@xoxoclairexoxo1 HEY. Congrats! You just won the award for Cunt of the Month. :D

[998899999]

lmao 1:14 it feelgood too

[obnoxious]

@xoxoclairexoxo1 In what way was she rude? You racist motherfucker.

[glovering102]

@xoxoclairexoxo1 you can't stand who? Rude people? Or black people?

[GooseHinson]

I love the idea of you taking the phone call first, and then going off on your paranoid spiel. It's like someone is concern about what they are doing and you're reporting it.

[MrCrashoveride54]

lol "utt-ohh she opened up the top sniffing it" (yellow shirt girl laughs while looking away)

[PrivateJoker17]

@MrCrashoveride54 *uh oh.

[FUN61S]

it feel good 2 

[ashk666]

@MuscleGainJourney Ahahahaha amazing

[MissCHIEFeli]

omg.....lmao..... i love it

[koalacool1234]

lolz ?? they thought they were famous :oo poor pppl

[casciscool]

This is so uncomfortable to watch. ._.

[Kingofuvids]

lmao lmao hahaha hehehe hohoho a cha cha cha. Check out my new video!

[Ztuibyman]

You could play this prank on police officers:D that would be fun

[T802T]

this is creepy lol

[afro20man]

wayyy better than edbassmasters junk

[googleccd079]

@afro20man agreed.

[Warxoth]

@afro20man They have worked together a few times, I like them both.

[faultofdan]

this is genious!

[NolaCTC9]

good think those black people wasnt GHETTO

[ehandkz]

@NolaCTC9 You're an idiot.

[Vegggggga]

Hahahahahah!

[magicalno2pls]

oh god it's so good!

[AppleGeekMaster]

Hot blond girl

[wescoolya]

The first one was the best by far!

[ButtsexSandwich]

The whole time I was hoping he'd say,"Ok, you'll take them out now, correct?" Or something that hints a murder, sadly he didn't.

[L0N3W01F21]

you should say i dont think they know whats up you need to get here immediatley. and say i think they are gay and stuff. and if its a guy and girl say yea shes pretty cute but you know. lol

[acegunz1]

Thumbs up if you like to like.

[kakawkaization]

HAHA hahahaha

[360NEAL360]

@jackvalefilms you should do a hit man version of paranoid.

[hokmahmilitia]

you do this so often you and your buddies bass and john and some other prankers should have a show by now

[pewse]

Pause at 0:35

[EvolutionOfTrance]

i wonder how many he has to cut off in editing lol

[EvolutionOfTrance]

jerkgin? reminds me of futurama, kif to zap - what should i do with your jergins sir? throw them on a homeless man with dry elbows.

[DaZeDmerlin]

The two black woman where playing it just fine. :)

[101Skb]

JACK you should describe them and ask them on the phone "should i ask her out?"

[redbunnyx3x]

"oh there wonderful people i think, yeah, they seem like great Gals" your soo funny jack!!

[xxxxlaksid]

@VolcomBoy921: We Shall Never Know What This Video is D; LOL

[TheRustroad]

Change the "Jack Vale" theme song! 

[staknight7]

You need to say over the phone "go ahead and take them out" before u leave you'll get a much better reaction

[SniipingHD]

Do paranoid and the pooter combined. Like do the call thing and as you walk away just let out a huge as fart.

[CaveManizFat]

i got 1 too put JB ringtone have someone call u and tell the people its not your phone and answer it and walk away lol

[cgountanis]

So the person that actually buys that lotion is going to get a used bottle.

[sportsboycomedy75]

THUMBS UP IF YOU SAID AT THE END: OKAY WERE GONNA GO NOW!!! LOLOLOL

[NurzaOG]

That blod girl is so hot, 0:54 blonde <3

[BlankaFromRoomX]

I've got an idea: how about we stop with the "Jack, you should"...and just let Jack do what he does. Yes? Sound like a great idea? He seems to be doing okay without your inane contributions and recommendations. Damn...

[CrappyEdits]

@BlankaFromRoomX hey man we're just helping him coming up with new ideas and let him know what we would think is funny. After all that is the point.. 

[BlankaFromRoomX]

@CrappyEdits-Are you "helping" him? Because I have yet to see him use any one of your asinine ideas. And that is the point? For you to tell him what he's doing isn't funny enough, and that your ideas are any better? My recommendation for you would be to start your own channel then, and again...allow Jack to do what he does best. Some of your peoples' ideas are just idiotic, and would potentially get Jack arrested, or physically assaulted. Morons..

[CrappyEdits]

@BlankaFromRoomX Yes I'm helping him by giving him a tip on how to make his pranks even better than what they already are,no they are not "better ideas" simply a tip on what i, and 28 other people think would make these pranks even better.

Of course Jack knows best, but his goal is making us viewers laugh so letting him know is good. LOL none of my ideas have been used cause I only wrote ONE tip three days ago, and take no responsibility for other peoples ideas.

Recommendation: troll elsewhere

[BlankaFromRoomX]

@CrappyEdits- And again...my response to you is that he built his viewers and subscribers by doing what HE does. Not by taking the "tips" of some jackass teenager who doesn't have the grasp of what humor is. Especially considering that you specifically asked for people to thumbs up so they can see your retarded idea. And obviously you don't understand the concept of a blanket statement, and feel as if you're being singled out. But that's the life of a teenager: All self-absorbed.

[CrappyEdits]

@BlankaFromRoomX

you imbecile.

I respect Jack, what he does, and how he does it. BUT the comment was only meant as a SUGGESTION on how to make the prank EVEN BETTER,clearly meant for HIM, you dont speak for him. Asked for thumbs so JACK could see it.I have the right to comment this video without some douche raging on me for it.Self-absorbed teenager, hah its sad how u try to analyse me to win an argument you already lost.I dont feel singled out ive got 30 people supporting me, u got none

[CrappyEdits]

@BlankaFromRoomX also what makes me seem like a jackass teenager, ill like to hear your argument cause im really the mature one here. Sir you are pathetic

[BlankaFromRoomX]

@CrappyEdits-Is that important to you? How many people give you a "thumbs up"? If that helps you get through the day. The fact that it is gives me all the reasoning necessary to label you as a jackass teenager. The fact that you feel you've "won" this argument cements it. And I'm not asking for support. And if you didn't feel singled out, you wouldn't have commented in the first, you fucking idiot. But no, you have to be a man of the people, and start with the mock indignation.

[CrappyEdits]

@BlankaFromRoomX its not important to me, again its important so Jack can see the suggestion. so, no im not a jackass teenager. The thumbs was supporting the suggestion and therefore i can use that as fair argument, not like your shittoss and biases (which YOU started not me.I answered you not because i feel singled out, but because i don't take shit from anyone at least not from an annoying prick such as yourself. yes i won this argument cause you have a very bad case,whether you like it or not

[CrappyEdits]

@BlankaFromRoomX your self-claimed superiority and arrogance is pathetic

[e1pbsed]

you should get Ed and some one eles to walk past them as well

[FUN61S]

and edd bassmaster as the "tv show host" trolling them more

[FUN61S]

when you do this have somone come out of the corneer with a phone to spot them in all black lol and sky mask

[DownzBDancN1]

If someone asks what you are doing, say your therapist calls you up at random times and makes you describe what you see...just a thought

[flowmatic9008]

old sac!



[InfectedxXxFlower]

those black ladies are so sweet :3

[swissbeats2k]

Bring back Citizen's Arrest

[MuscleGainJourney]

He should say

"get ready to take the shot"

[mcluvin28x]

I GOT AN IDEA: i saw it on another video, but in public, pretend you get a call from the husband of the girl you had an "affair" with and tell him to come fight you right then and there, and describe how "you" look like but instead describe a random person lol make sure theyre hearing though THUMBS UP SO HE CAN SEEEE !

[VolcomBoy921]

@mcluvin28x heyy you wanna link us this video? it sounds hilarious

[Refining1]

@mcluvin28x That's a great idea. I hope Jack sees it!

[gunfighterdrummer]

@mcluvin28x Thats called Tom Mabe In America for anyone who doesn't know him.

[ButtsexSandwich]

@mcluvin28x Requesting jack steals other people's content?

[Meganova1994]

@mcluvin28x

reminds me on southpark, the mel gibson episode where Stan calls the fan club from cartman :D

[Dooality]

@mcluvin28x HE DID THIS ALREADY. God, why on every video does someone who hasn't seen Jack's stuff suggest something he ALREADY DID!

[OptimusPrimeribs]

@Dooality Yeah but he removed the videos so we can't watch them anymore.

[DivineBanana]

@mcluvin28x that's a tom mabe bit

[MsKTMvalley]

@mcluvin28x Oh... yeah... public fighting... what a grand idea... not

[OptimusPrimeribs]

@mcluvin28x I highly doubt Jack will do any more "Fight Me" videos as he doesn't want to piss of Tom Mabe who claims to have invented the idea. I've posted a couple requests on Jack's profile. I don't see what the problem would be if he just puts "inspired by Tom Mabe" at the beginning of each one.

[SONYIsDaBomb]

@mcluvin28x i wanna see it can you give me a link?

[TheMainMan318]

@mcluvin28x hahaha tom mabe

[MatsEP]

@mcluvin28x Hahah, thats f'ing genius

[borismontoya136]

@mcluvin28x lmao great idea

[WorldWideNutBust]

He should say something like "Hurry up, their getting away."

[me1ization]

....oh and everyone SHE USED A SQUIRT OF LOTION FROM THE BOTTLE...no shit -___-. I can clearly see that in the video. All of you dick heads act like one fucking test squirt is going to cause a higher demand and lower supply in lotion. Get the fuck over yourselves. And here's something why don't you pick the lotion that clearly looks like its not been opened. I have a feeling that if she wasn't black you guys wouldn't care you RACIST dicks.

[me1ization]

Is it me or did it take till the end to realize what the whole bit was about

[bukk3t]

lol jack got reverse trolled by the niagras

[MrKristian122]

its funny until the black people get pranked...

[AatsandOogs]

@MrKristian122 lol i thought black people died out? didnt they?

[dudeman100ful]

you now what he should say when people walk by. he should be like i know it is a 800meter shot but take it anyways

[schrankm]

standing there stealing lotion at walmart. if those bitches knew someone was stealing lotion from bottles they purchased, they would throw one of those head bobbling fits they always do.

[briahnanicole]

@schrankm .....you've never put lotion on before purchasing it?

[schrankm]

@briahnanicole lol no ma'am. i have not.

[UnboundLegend]

@nfazio62293 They go with the joke, too!

[MatsEP]

The thin chick at 0:53 looks like a very great gal

[MatsEP]

I'd like to be her pal

[ACLeftyGuitar]

you should dress up in a black suit or something and do this haha

[sebz661]

lolol

[dehtect]

It had to be nigger with the unusual response.

[UNDERTAKER7473]

yess bring back passwords i miss that one

[EmporerAxel]

youre goin to hell man:D

[CrappyEdits]

Hey Jack you should try doing this with an Italian/sopranos style accent! help me thumb this up so he can see

[superarmysoldier12]

@CrappyEdits he's probably never seen the sopranos, being a wholesome christian like he claims. lmao.

[CrappyEdits]

@superarmysoldier12 haha true

[dragonmustard2]

Dude let me know when you're going to be In Old Sacramento

[ronnie4903]

True religion jeans! Lol.

[tarwood88]

Best ever.

[vwxyz345]

@opens11 Just wondering

[treysonqzlova123]

Lmaoo the black girls were priceless

[emilkaufman1991]

Hey Jack! Can u try doing the Paranoid pranks on some kids as well. Lets see there reaction! Thanks! Love your pranks, keep it up!

[schmitty3100]

more nonsense and password

[cmejia1959]

How about doing a Paranoid video dressed as Harry

[bugabuse]

Do Paranoid Old Man

[mikedelgado8888]

awesome

[uncagedfury24]

Your gonna get punched again jk I love you!!!!!!

[MckenzieLIVELAUGHBIG]

ahaha shes rubbing lotion on her arm..(;

[mrAnothernumber]

Bitch stole a handful of lotion for them ashy ass elbows!! LOL

[morgannenicole]

I thought that first dude was gonna beat your ass!

[kylelightbourne]

racist



[iTzBioManu]

what if he is actually talking to someone on the phone? :O

[madhouse221]

I think i'm going to try and pick up girls this way

[Caribbeanjamjam]

@madhouse221 excellent idea

[LloydBanks4Life1]

@madhouse221 lmao they're gonna think ur a creep!

[opens11]

That girl in the short shorts is hot. js.

[vwxyz345]

@opens11 Do you live in Pennsylvania? Or the east coast somewhere?

[opens11]

@vwxyz345 why ?

[crazy3rdgen]

Eh.. Farting old man harry pleaseeee

[kukhufvud]

All you can dooo's is just look at him...Haha she is so right :D

[cmancherokee]

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[lilcrazyaznboy]

You should have a Ugh.... ME SO HORNY ringtone at the store.... You'll have more views and more subscribers..

[Papparazzi18]

The black girl in the yellow shirt wanted to fuck Jack."It feels good too..."

[stupidvideo23]

@Papparazzi18 that what she said

[ijzerkoekie]

Are you talkin about me? I SAID, ARE YOU TALKIN BOUT ME?

[Sorth]

hey i dont know if u read ur comments, but i highly suggest dressing up like a secret agent on the future paranoid episodes :)

[xxxTrUxDiVaxxx]

did they just go to wal-mart to rub lotion on their arms and not buy any?

[RenewableFuel]

@xxxTrUxDiVaxxx That's one way of saving money aye.