A Blog of Great Impotence

[speedcrayzy]

I'm from the state of New Jerseyan and every

summer enjoy meeting Montrealans on their annual

migration to the Atlantic Ocean especially at Wildwood and Ocean City. Yes, I have a Jersey accent (as popularized in Sopranos HBO show)

so when appreciate hearing someone else

with a funny accent "Aboot!"

[CORADOSP]

... yes, the Treaty of Westfalia marked the end of Holy Roman Empire as an effective institution and inaugurated the modern state system.... Bush, Berlusconi and the Pope are against Brazil as a member of the group of seven and Sarkozy has aligned himself with the brazilians... Brazil was "co-founded" by portuguese colonialists (a portuguese empire) and jesuit priests (a tropical roman empire)...

[BON51]

I get distracted all the time and things don't even have to be shinyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..oops sorry!

[jweinrub]

Ouch on the unemployment. One thing concerns me is that the money isn't going into education though, but then again I don't keep up on current events.

[eaglecrowowl]

I love the distraction moment, it's so human. That happens to me all the time. I also love the ending, whatever shall I do.... :)

[DarthSheen]

No you probably didn't miss it. I havent seen this list or know where to check it. I know Stratford was named one of the most beautiful cities before. I've been to Montreal before when I was younger.  Nice place. I saw the Expos and the Canadiens play on 2 different trips.

[enseign]

To quote my 10th grade english teacher,"Wake up! I bet you really shake the rafters when you get going.".

[mercury4000]

lol! awesome! teacher quotes are great! heheh

[CORADOSP]

... the best planned city is apparently the most organized... Brazil was "co-founded" by portuguese colonialists (a portuguese empire) and Jesuit Priests (a tropical roman empire) as a exploitation colony not a inhabitation colony to take a vacation such as North America and Canada... jesuits encouraged the exploitation... Curitiba, Belo Horizonte and Brazilia have a good urbanism...

[mercury4000]

wow, thanks for the info! I like learning! sucks about the distribution of income though

[CORADOSP]

.... thank you for all your words...

[CORADOSP]

São Paulo is the 13th and Rio de Janeiro was ranked in the top 30 in World's 100 richest... Brazil's GDP (about 1.8 trillion US Dollars in 2006) is a joke in the distribution of economic income...

[Killface9]

You have the wrong crowd up there that's all.

There are some people who can create jobs for themselves and others.  There are others that really dig long winters.

It sounds like all the touble is caused by the government.

I got a capital plan. Why not disregard the government? They sound like they are hobbled by empty policy and are unresponive due to intricate proceedures.

Fuck em.

Go the the self employed route and get a car with super suspension.

Governmnet sucks.

Die dinosaur.

[CORADOSP]

... yes, some people create jobs for others and never for themselves...

[CORADOSP]

... the function of the government is to create jobs...

[Killface9]

No the government is to keep certain people from enslaving the greater population. There are legislatures, agencies, and courts doing nothing but making work only for themselves. The natural manner of commerce should be enforced by integral code within society. Instead it is handed over to a system that is designed to fail.

The Agenda in force is to blame.

[mercury4000]

THAT IS THE BEST SUGGESTION EVER!

I HATE the government, I am always happy until i remember they exist but i dont want to pretend they are not there because then they will eat me alive!

[Killface9]

I have a plan to take back North America from the new modern slavers.

Step one is getting my publishing operating.

I have to log some more hours on my alternative weekly pre-production.

Too busy at paying work.

[DarthSheen]

Is Stratford, Ontario on that list? It's small but beautiful here. And we have a Shakepearean Festival and stuff.

[mercury4000]

no! I did not see it on the list! Maybe i just missed it?

[DaleATL2]

Frizzy hair was the ONE element that took Montreal down to #82.

For a second there, I thought you were distracted by the shiny-ness of my bald spot! But then I realized that I wasn't THERE! So that would be physically impossible.

I am sorry that I was distracted so easily.

I have totally lost my train of thought now.

Oh well.

<3

[mercury4000]

aw! no no no no self depreciation here! I know you are kidding though, your warm comments and stuff make it bright here, and thank goodness they don't add to the hair frizz! =p or else I would be in trouble! <3 HUGS!

[DaleATL2]

:-D

[herefordmsv]

I think you need to get out more.

[mercury4000]

I AM OUT! kites kites kites! =p

[herefordmsv]

Crazy girl. Kites are not the answer to everything you know.

[Brianswers]

82 sounds harsh. How did Vancouver rate? Ottawa? Vancouver's transit system is much worse than Montreals. I like how you can get anywhere underground using tunnels and subways in Montreal.

[Brianswers]

By the way, your title is spelled wrong.. :p

[mercury4000]

I meant a mix of importance that kind of wilts at the end and is impotent. A mix of 2 words. BUT who cares man! lol sp is sp and no more. HOWEVER thanks for caring =)

[Brianswers]

Yay for Ottawa! Good thing I live there now :)

Yeah I had a feeling it wasnt a mispelling but wasn't sure. Just teasing you anyway! I don't usually correct typos (I make them often enough myself), I was just being silly. :)

[mercury4000]

Ottawa was number 1!!! I am not sure about Vancouver sorry!

[piscatoboy]

hmm...not much different from where i live.

[mercury4000]

hmm time for a world wide

revolution maybe!

[piscatoboy]

i would love to lead that revolution with u!

[CheapRobot]

yeah i went to montreal and all i got was insulted by a french guy. something about me being american and where was my gun.  he was hard to understand. we ended up doing shots together. great city.

[mercury4000]

sorry about the french guy. Was he wearing a plaid shirt and working boots and awful dirty jeans and drinking cheap beer? If so, that only narrows it down to 10000 possibilities! lolololol Glad you two worked it out though =)

[thegreencoat]

Montreal has a lot of home invasions? I am surprised. I think Quebec City was prettier :X

[mercury4000]

oooooh yeah quebec city is very quaint and pretty. The fortified area and the boardwalk is awesome.

[walkontom]

Hahaha, hey-I'm sure Montreal's not that bad, you wanna try and live in Ireland now, that's completely fucked, economy fucked, employment fucked, government don't give a fuck, sorry I used the "F" word alot, anyway always a pleasure to view one of your vid's...

[mercury4000]

not a problem dude. Hmm... anything you like doing there? I am sure there is one fun thing at least that keeps you there for now =)

Hmm... maybe the whole world sucks in a way. lol. time to leave the planet i guess! Imma go build a rocket ship!

[walkontom]

LOL, I'm your first passenger, what does an Irishman like to do in Ireland...hmm let me think, oh yeah - DRINK, my hobbies I like to do are playing snooker and pool and texas hold'em, bit of football (soccer) and a game of golf on a sunday morning with d lads after a few bevvies from the night b4 (never win), I think if I left Ireland, I'd miss it, it's just the way government r running the country, have you ever been over here and what r your hobbies to pass the time?...

[BenLoka]

Oh dear... I still want to go there. I heard there is a pretty intense kite-scene around those parts

[mercury4000]

it is! And people doing circus tricks on mount royal every weekend. And the squirrels are crazy in this city. They will cut you! lol. BUT that is how we roll here in montreal.

[godfailme]

well i dunno i visited Montreal for the first time 7 years ago i was very young so don´t know but i was shock, i was amazed for the Festival of laugh, or something, i really liked, and well it gots a mix of cultures specially french and canadians, i dunno but i think it´s a place of a lot of cultures,u know,

i like the wind this days, good for flying a kite. it looks frizzy already hahaha, ahh it´s a great city.

[mercury4000]

yeah it is great. I can have a lot of fun here on my days off =)

[thewinekone]

I know that man holding the kite!

[mercury4000]

yep yep. that is how you will recognize him at 888

[lisasimpson]

Haha, okay, so I know where to NOT move! lol

[mercury4000]

lol! totally, but to visit it is a BLAST!

[toolgirl150]

your right - very important! LOL I would love to live in Montreal. I've been to Quebec and loved it. (I grew up in Maine, US so canada was not a big jump then), Try living in the US! LOL I'm sure you'll keep canada. Can you speak any french? You should try a french vlog! :)))

[mercury4000]

yeah! I can speak french! In fact I did a french vlog called "mon amour" where I was speaking about my engagement, but maybe i should make another one =)

[toolgirl150]

ooh yes, I remember that one. Lovely.  Would love to hear a regular vlog in french. Even if I wouldn't understand a word. :)

[kiddsock]

Shiny Things like kryptonite!

[mercury4000]

yeah! And candy is like kryptonite too!

[kiddsock]

That's why u are so sweet!

[tkeely4777]

The sprinklers are part of the local government's effort to distract Youtubers to not talk about all of the city's problems!

[mercury4000]

yes! I KNEW it was something like that! I am gon- hey.... something shiney! lol

[AVDJ]

yeah! you make me want to go fly a kite today!

ps - I like outdoor vlogs!

[mercury4000]

DO IT! AOOOH You ahould design and make your own kite! THAT would be awesome man! outdoor vlogs are nice but can be windy too! lol

[AVDJ]

ha ha, maybe I should. You might've just solved my date conundrum for today!  (unless it rains)

[mercury4000]

yeah! kite flyoing rules! have an awesome date! =)

[AVDJ]

it rained today, so the kite thing didn't work out, but we had fun, and we are gonna hang out again, so maybe a kite day is in the future. :)

[tyeporter]

10 Stars for the Kites!

10 more for bad mouthing Mon Reee all.

LOL

[mercury4000]

lol! You crack me up tyeporter!

[greendaygirl09]

realy funny video,spriklers are so kool. YAY SPINKLERS. *clap clap clap* . kite flying is awsome too. YAY KITE FLYING. *fly fly fly*

do have a lisp. (PLEASE DONT ASKED ME WHY I ASKED THAT)WAS THAT MARC. HI MARC. I better stop before someone gets mad.

[mercury4000]

lol! No, no lisp. The digital camera that i used to record this with records audio to make you sound like you have a lisp. LOL! EVERY time i use this camera someone asks if I have one! lolloolololol!

[Rocketman16]

On the bright side you are less than an hour away from Plattsburgh NY - Go Cardinals!

Oh... nice tail :)

[mercury4000]

lol hmmm, what is your favorite thing to do in plattsburg! AND tell me, do you listen to "99.9 The Buzz" and if you do, don't you miss the good old days of only 1 commercial every two hours back when they had no sponsors but awesome music ! me too <3

[thegodfather97391]

Good to see you again Deidre

[firebat128]

I had a batman kite like that when I was a kid. It was the best kite ever until my sister lost it in the woods.....what an asshole.

[mercury4000]

ROFL! I love the asshole bit. BATMAN kite sounds amazing! wow. I just had a purple and orange kite. I always wanted a cooler kite like you had. that is cool dude =)

[nicehotshower]

okay, another city i can cross out on my where-to-live-when-i-receive-m­y-diploma-

and-am-able-to-move-away-from-­this-annoying-

small-town-list...

well yeah... have a nice day :)

[mercury4000]

you have a nice day too and good luck with the diploma!

[JXintheZ]

At least you got sprinklers... haha!

[mercury4000]

yeah! BUT they are fenced in and wont let me jump in them! lolol

[qiranger]

LOL - Frizzy!

[mercury4000]

All. The. Freakin. Time! lol

[albinosp4cemonky]

bastard humidity.

try coming to Baltimore on the right day in august.

Heat index 111, humidity 100%

meh.

your videos always brighten my day. or in this case my 2:36 am.

=]

[mercury4000]

woah! crazy weather man! lol my hair would be insane there! lol

[DragonsBay]

go boom!! ha ha

sorry

[mercury4000]

it's true though you never know when something is gonna collapse here! A few months ago a street over a metro station sunk into the ground.

[tadamori]

ah. annoying! it looked like you were crying.

[mercury4000]

lol. no! =p

[xgobobeanx]

i miss u!

[mercury4000]

I miss you too! =)

[smokey36bear]

I get distracted ea.... ooo I found my son's ball under my desk!!

By the way did your dad like his presents hope he did :D

[mercury4000]

lolol, yeah my dad loved his gifts! They got him so excited =)

[Triwood1973]

Mmm...Love to get the Montreal Tourist Board's view on this video! :o)

[mercury4000]

lolol1!!! WELL yesterday I went to st-Hubert street here for the first time and OH MY GOD! MONTREAL IS AWESOME! You can buy anything on that street and really cheaply too! BUT the government is not taking care of this city so it has gone down a bit. makes me sad.

[lezlieprapra]

do you speak french, gigi???

[mercury4000]

yes I do ! =) You can even hear me speak french in my video "mon amour"

[SirIsaacNewton]

Gigi est mon coeur... hah, hah.

That's a cat speaking French.

Meow!

[LouRyder]

Canada Rocks!

[mercury4000]

yeah! So do you Lou!

[SirIsaacNewton]

I am distracted by shiny-spin-ny things.

There goes the overhead fans at this coffeeplace. It's cooler inside. Today, it got to 103 Fahrenheit degrees.

[mercury4000]

wow! No kidding! that is really hot man!

do the kitties like to swim to cool off? lol. ooh fans. I like them too. lol =p

[SirIsaacNewton]

Yes, in 100% whole milk.

They can drink while swimming. Though not recommended unless 30 minutes after eating Friskies.

[MGABBYB]

I love Montreal.

Did it really come in #82?

[mercury4000]

YES! it is both right and wrong don't you think? Montreal rules but it is supposedly getting harder to live here