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  • global masturbation

  • In slightly more than five minutes...I will stop this to ensure Complete. Global. Saturation.

  • Someone needs to make a SEVEN MINUTE video of wesker shouting CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIS.

  • Saturation is confirmed 11-20-12

  • In less than five minutes *inhales* we reach the optimal altitude for dairy deployment *inhales*. Lactose intolerance will be released into the atmosphere ensuring Complete. Global. Constipation. *sigh*

  • Why is How to tell a scary story in the suggestions? Wesker is scary?

  • I think Wesker saturated himself with that saturation speech.

  • I feel so...saturated.

  • Complete.... Global... Mastrubation...

  • ok ok we get the point

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  • Chris: What.. what are you getting at wesker??.... -puts on extra shirt-

    -.-''

  • Like if you watched the whole thing.

  • @LuxuryNightOwl19 Complete E-peen Saturation

  • complete global saturation complete global saturation complete global saturation complete global saturation complete global saturation complete global saturation complete global saturation complete global saturation fuck its good

  • Wesker sit down and relax

  • @Angel03262010 SATURATION

  • @sumerian88 COMPLETE

  • @xthemuzic217 GLOBAL

  • @sumerian88 SATURATION

  • @sumerian88 SATURATION

  • 5 minutes. 5 minutes is all I can spare to repeat myself to you.

  • The way he says Saturation is by far the sexiest thing I've ever seen or heard in my life. And I'm straight.

  • @davidgem No sir, you are not. LMAO!

  • COMPLETE

  • SATURATION

  • GLOBAL

  • COMPLETE

  • why am i laughing......

  • Complete...global...saturation­

  • Horatio! It looks like the suspect was selling illegal pornography internationally!

    Well I guess that ensures Complete....Global....Masturba­tion.....

    YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

  • Schools will be released into the atmosphere ensuring complete... global... education (Oh god, that was bad)

  • I had to do this part like 10 times because a friend won't push the buttons, and his sigh just stayed in my mind and I KEPT DOING IT

  • why can't i stop watching???

  • COMPLETE. GLOBAL SATURATION. *nhhhhhhhhaa*

  • i can't believe i watched all of this

  • Luke, I am your complete... global... saturation... *kohhhhhhh*

  • COMPLETE....GLOBAL...CASTRATIO­N

  • dear god top comment and user uploaded comment are funny as hell

  • The plane... will become higher in the atmosphere. Ensuring complete. Global. Transportation.

  • The music doesn't even sound like it's repeating.

  • every time i skip ahead he just finishes his sentence

  • GLOBAL.. COMPLETE.. MASTURBATION.

  • i MADE ALBERT WESKER IS CHAMPIONS ONLINE LOL

  • And because of watching this, "Complete global saturation" is the only phrase I can say for about an hour.

  • I'm sad...Wesker was going to play with me for 7 minutes but it took 5 minutes to reach the optimal altitude for missle deployment, so we only have 2 minutes! What can you play in 2 minutes?! xDD

  • You should have made it. Complete. Global. Penetration for 5 minutes

  • Looking at the tags..

    "I'd saturate Sheva"

  • Youtube Translation:

    ....WMG will be released on to Youtube, ensuring

    COMPLETE. GLOBAL. FRUSTRATION.

    *sigh*

  • ;D LOL

  • Made this line my ringtone. :D

  • The URL is telling me to Draw Josm.

  • haha the sigh of depression!

  • he actually looks like my driving instructor.... kinda freaks me out a bit :S haha

  • What did he say again did'nt catch that the last 42 times.

  • Wesker... a Resident Evil villian thats about as sharp as a bag of hammers.

  • I love the part where he says Complete Global Saturation.

  • @jphw1992 I like the part where he sighs.

  • Wesker, I think you got your point across.

  • Considering that Resident Evil protaginists are rock-stupid in cut scenes, this would've made a great delaying tactic.

  • COMPLETE. GLOBAL. CONSTIPATION.

  • I always wanted to make this.

  • @RollnKutter

    Who knows. He might not be dead, just hiding himself while he heals himself. Lolz

  • Just imagine Wesker getting a blowjob:

    "My semen will be released into your mouth, ensuring complete...oral...saturation."

  • @silver0monkey *SSSIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH­HHH*

  • @silver0monkey you cracked me up man!!!!

  • @silver0monkey Oh dear God.

  • @silver0monkey hehe 69... no one thumb this up!

  • @silver0monkey CAN'T UNSEE!!! GOD DAMMIT!!!

  • @silver0monkey

    Plus sigh.

  • XD

  • and i sat here watching this for like an hour with a big smile on my face :D

  • @Kurotaisa Because he's a God.

  • 9 people break their arm trying to punch Chris in the stomach

  • complete global ....saturday nights!!! XD

  • *VIDEO TITLE* ...while i play unfitting music?

  • I've started saying this every time I finish titty-fucking a girl. Most of them are too dumb to get it. But the important thing is...*I* get it.

  • complete global masturbation

  • Most epic line in RE5

  • And this is how many times you need to redo the cutscene on the PC..

  • 9 people had their ass saturated

  • I feel like I'm being brainwashed. Hmm.....

  • 10000 bucks says somehow they bring wesker back in the series

  • @sskolz95 I started a betting pool with my friends its up to a $2000 pot wether or not they bring back Wesker

  • @AngelOfWar1000 who'd you bet revive or dead wesker

  • @sskolz95 i bet dead.

  • @AngelOfWar1000 well you're screwed

  • 5 minutes? Uroboros was released into the atmosphere

  • Did you had fun making this video SergeiEisenstein?

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  • Complete Global... *sunglasses* Saturation.

    YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA­AAAAH!!!!!!

  • I want this on my ipod.

  • Darth Vader-"They screw up your breathing too?"

  • XD You're Awesome!!!

  • @RollnKutter The Devs have confirmed for good that Albert Wesker is dead. He's being replaced by Alex Wesker, a man whose meant to be vastly superior to Albert in every way.

  • @Unkehz0r

    inpossible, wesker is the most bad-ass villian known to man kind i men LOOK AT HIM EVEN HIS GROWL INTIMIDATES CHRIS

  • He has to breathe in to say it over and over

  • I have been saturated.

  • @RollnKutter Yeah I'm a little worried about "how" can he return.But still...Resident Evil without Wesker looming in the shadows just doesn't "feel" right.

  • people watch my new "Albert Wesker says Complete Global Masturbation for 6 Minutes" video :D

  • lol wtf

  • I can't believe Wesker's dead

  • Ahahahaahahah! XD

    It's incredible how Sheva and Chris stand there for 5 entire minutes without even make a move XDD They were like hypnotized by the complete global saturation, it seems XD

  • @Tifetta Well, if you were in their situation, what would you do? Wesker surely wanted them to know what Uroboros will ensure when it's released into the atmosphere. It's only fair they'd listen.

  • @Eyaculandoenellodo2

    Actually, mine was just pure irony!

    It was fair they listened that Uroboros will ensure a complete global saturation yeah, but I was just laughing imagining Chris and Sheva in the game that stand there 5 minutes listening to the same sentence over and over again without even make a move!

    I didn't mean that they had to kick Wesker's ass immediately not to make him talk!!

    I'm italian, maybe I didn't explain myself clearly.

    PS:I hope I'll never be in their situation anyway XD

  • Complete global saturation. mwhaaaaaa

  • He should have said the line for seven minutes because seven minutes is all he can spare to play with them.

  • Dude really likes that Saturation, eh?

  • Complete Global Saturation!!! heeeehaaaaa

  • Saturationnnnnnnnnnnn.

  • Alll this shit never gets old lmfao complete lol

  • Yes, Wesker, but what I want to know is how to adjust the value, not the saturation.

  • best. video. ever.

  • Weskers voice actor was best in re5. But Wesker is always the shit, no matter what voice he has. Wesker vs. Sepheroth vs. Jedi in an all-out brawl, who would win?

  • Soon Marvel Vs Capcom 3 will enter the atmosphere ensuring Complete Global Saturation

  • Wesker: Chrisssssssss

    Chris: What?

    Wesker: Complete global saturation

    Chris: ok

    Wesker: Chrisssssssss

    Chris: Wtf! you want

    Wesker: Complete global masturbatio................. I mean saturation

  • @JMJdoggys *long pleasurable sigh*

  • Pardon Wesker? I missed that...

  • See ?, Wesker's voice is too damn sexy ,... he has an orgasm everytime he talks.

  • @serakaiba LOL i support you xD

  • whats the music name in the background when he says complete globel saturation

  • I LIKE THE PART WHERE HE SAYS COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION FUCKING LOLD, OMG LMAO :]]]]

  • complete global masturbation :D

  • orgasmic is fantastic lol

  • his voice is so orgasmatic XD

  • Saturation Global Complete

    Sounds good both ways

  • What does he say ?

  • Should have made the video 7 minutes, since that's all Wesker has to spare.

  • @Eurashal LOL xD

  • I was tempted to do that, but in less than five minutes they reach the optimal altitude for missile deployment, so there's a new time limit.

  • @SergeiEisenstein Win comments are Win XD

  • @SergeiEisenstein this is my second favorite quote in the game my favorite is when he says a new genesis is at hand and i will be the creator thats actually my ringtone on my phone just a 30 second loop of that gets annoying to people around me but i love it

  • @SergeiEisenstein It's more like a weak growl then a sigh. Just listen to it a bit closer.

  • @SergeiEisenstein

    did you also have to complete the video before the umbrella laboratory under the police station blew up?

  • I hope he says it the same way on MvC3.

    Complete, Global, Saturation.....*Siiiigh*

  • I can see it on Marvel vs. Capcom 3.

    Chris switches to Ryu: Ryu!

    Ryu switches to Wesker: Wesker!

    Wesker switches to Chris: CHRIIIIIISSSSS!!!!!!

    This has to be either his win quote, appear on the story mode of be his lvl3 super. Saturation, fuck yeah.

  • @Eyaculandoenellodo2 Hahaha, that Wesker-calls-out-for-Chris moment... I can hardly wait for a gameplay with Wesker and Chris on the same team... it will be epic. XD

  • did the sigh die?

  • Hope he hasnt really died.

  • @Bazsil20

    I don't know guess you need a sense of humor help find it.

  • 6 people got saturated.

  • Hopefully this will be his Win quote in MVC3

  • I found this hilarious for some reason xD

  • Complete *gasp* global *gasp* saturation *hhhaaaaahhhhh*

  • He has to say this on Marvel vs Capcom 3. He just has to.

  • haha i liked the bit whe..... oh

  • Chris: Is it me or is he walking closer and yet stays at the some place?

  • This video gets annoying after 20 seconds.

  • best 5 minutes and 1 seconds of my life

  • He inhaled all that air so he could dash all the way to Chris. I thought it was funny when I saw this in the game. Maybe he was holding his breath cuz he farted or something. Wesker can't smell his own farts because they're toxic since he's super-human.LOL!

  • NEED MOAR GLOBAL SATURATION

  • Complete global penetration

  • Complete Global Castration

  • I liked the part with Wesker.

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  • what did he just said?

  • Thus marks the seventh time I have clicked "replay".

  • COMPLETE GLOBAL MASTURBATION

  • Complete.........no what did you say again?

  • the way he said saturation

    saturated my pants

  • Oh Albert, you can saturate my globe any day...

  • @SpadeHand LOL

  • I completely globally saturated this comment

  • SATURATION

  • GLOBAL

  • COMPLETE

  • Tags: DC Douglas is the man

    I'd saturate Sheva

    Correct on both accounts X)

  • @Crazytribe Same here, man!!!!

  • Youtube really needs a repeat button.

  • it needs a more complete global saturation x90000

  • ive never heard a man with more emphasis in his words

  • Its probably just me but the emphasis sounds different at 3:15.

  • @EvilMofoShelley Nah.. I agree too dude lol

  • BWAHAHAHAHA! This is pretty freaking funny!  I'm playing RE5 for the first time and I just know I'm going to crack up at this part.

  • wesker has a 3 second memory.

  • only 2:49 and it felt like an hour

  • Oh Jebus. It gets funnier each time. :D

  • I can watch this for hours.

    Mmm, Wesker, why is this so hot? XD