In less than five minutes *inhales* we reach the optimal altitude for dairy deployment *inhales*. Lactose intolerance will be released into the atmosphere ensuring Complete. Global. Constipation. *sigh*
complete global saturation complete global saturation complete global saturation complete global saturation complete global saturation complete global saturation complete global saturation complete global saturation fuck its good
I'm sad...Wesker was going to play with me for 7 minutes but it took 5 minutes to reach the optimal altitude for missle deployment, so we only have 2 minutes! What can you play in 2 minutes?! xDD
@RollnKutter The Devs have confirmed for good that Albert Wesker is dead. He's being replaced by Alex Wesker, a man whose meant to be vastly superior to Albert in every way.
@RollnKutter Yeah I'm a little worried about "how" can he return.But still...Resident Evil without Wesker looming in the shadows just doesn't "feel" right.
It's incredible how Sheva and Chris stand there for 5 entire minutes without even make a move XDD They were like hypnotized by the complete global saturation, it seems XD
@Tifetta Well, if you were in their situation, what would you do? Wesker surely wanted them to know what Uroboros will ensure when it's released into the atmosphere. It's only fair they'd listen.
It was fair they listened that Uroboros will ensure a complete global saturation yeah, but I was just laughing imagining Chris and Sheva in the game that stand there 5 minutes listening to the same sentence over and over again without even make a move!
I didn't mean that they had to kick Wesker's ass immediately not to make him talk!!
I'm italian, maybe I didn't explain myself clearly.
PS:I hope I'll never be in their situation anyway XD
Weskers voice actor was best in re5. But Wesker is always the shit, no matter what voice he has. Wesker vs. Sepheroth vs. Jedi in an all-out brawl, who would win?
@SergeiEisenstein this is my second favorite quote in the game my favorite is when he says a new genesis is at hand and i will be the creator thats actually my ringtone on my phone just a 30 second loop of that gets annoying to people around me but i love it
@Eyaculandoenellodo2 Hahaha, that Wesker-calls-out-for-Chris moment... I can hardly wait for a gameplay with Wesker and Chris on the same team... it will be epic. XD
He inhaled all that air so he could dash all the way to Chris. I thought it was funny when I saw this in the game. Maybe he was holding his breath cuz he farted or something. Wesker can't smell his own farts because they're toxic since he's super-human.LOL!
global masturbation
shadowfirmeza 21 hours ago
In slightly more than five minutes...I will stop this to ensure Complete. Global. Saturation.
Warhawk0602 4 days ago
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SOPA will be released into the internet, ensuring complete, global, censorship!!!!
HenryNintendoNerd 1 week ago
Someone needs to make a SEVEN MINUTE video of wesker shouting CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIS.
Warhawk0602 1 week ago
Saturation is confirmed 11-20-12
krimsonchin117 1 week ago
In less than five minutes *inhales* we reach the optimal altitude for dairy deployment *inhales*. Lactose intolerance will be released into the atmosphere ensuring Complete. Global. Constipation. *sigh*
derekcwly 2 weeks ago 4
Why is How to tell a scary story in the suggestions? Wesker is scary?
Warhawk0602 2 weeks ago
I think Wesker saturated himself with that saturation speech.
DarthMeg 3 weeks ago
I feel so...saturated.
PineappleSkewer 1 month ago 7
Complete.... Global... Mastrubation...
SovietLenin1 1 month ago
ok ok we get the point
TewiInabaChan 2 months ago
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TewiInabaChan 2 months ago
Chris: What.. what are you getting at wesker??.... -puts on extra shirt-
-.-''
tasken5 2 months ago
Like if you watched the whole thing.
LuxuryNightOwl19 3 months ago
@LuxuryNightOwl19 Complete E-peen Saturation
Mixonpl 3 weeks ago
complete global saturation complete global saturation complete global saturation complete global saturation complete global saturation complete global saturation complete global saturation complete global saturation fuck its good
RyWcIu1997 3 months ago
Wesker sit down and relax
redLuigi11 4 months ago
@Angel03262010 SATURATION
sumerian88 4 months ago
@sumerian88 COMPLETE
xthemuzic217 3 months ago
@xthemuzic217 GLOBAL
sumerian88 3 months ago
@sumerian88 SATURATION
xthemuzic217 3 months ago
@sumerian88 SATURATION
xthemuzic217 2 months ago
5 minutes. 5 minutes is all I can spare to repeat myself to you.
charcharmunr 4 months ago 7
The way he says Saturation is by far the sexiest thing I've ever seen or heard in my life. And I'm straight.
davidgem 4 months ago 9
@davidgem No sir, you are not. LMAO!
TheHeavenlySkies 4 months ago
COMPLETE
sumerian88 4 months ago
SATURATION
iFranxo 4 months ago
GLOBAL
iFranxo 4 months ago
COMPLETE
iFranxo 4 months ago
why am i laughing......
DamnYouLightYagami 5 months ago
Complete...global...saturation
DarkSpartan92 5 months ago
Horatio! It looks like the suspect was selling illegal pornography internationally!
Well I guess that ensures Complete....Global....Masturbation.....
YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
georgie4u4 5 months ago
Schools will be released into the atmosphere ensuring complete... global... education (Oh god, that was bad)
solidfreak123 5 months ago 6
I had to do this part like 10 times because a friend won't push the buttons, and his sigh just stayed in my mind and I KEPT DOING IT
Lucios1995 5 months ago
why can't i stop watching???
tiggietink 6 months ago
COMPLETE. GLOBAL SATURATION. *nhhhhhhhhaa*
RGRIMOWEN 6 months ago
i can't believe i watched all of this
TheAzraelKnight 6 months ago
Luke, I am your complete... global... saturation... *kohhhhhhh*
Azazel47 6 months ago
COMPLETE....GLOBAL...CASTRATION
Turner459O 6 months ago
dear god top comment and user uploaded comment are funny as hell
AZNkeeenu 7 months ago
The plane... will become higher in the atmosphere. Ensuring complete. Global. Transportation.
ShadowChippy 7 months ago
The music doesn't even sound like it's repeating.
Swimmisan 7 months ago 2
every time i skip ahead he just finishes his sentence
BOXMAN0360 7 months ago
GLOBAL.. COMPLETE.. MASTURBATION.
MySexychick5 7 months ago 5
i MADE ALBERT WESKER IS CHAMPIONS ONLINE LOL
TheLobsterOfFate 7 months ago
And because of watching this, "Complete global saturation" is the only phrase I can say for about an hour.
zaidoblack05 7 months ago
I'm sad...Wesker was going to play with me for 7 minutes but it took 5 minutes to reach the optimal altitude for missle deployment, so we only have 2 minutes! What can you play in 2 minutes?! xDD
WitchKing98 7 months ago 6
You should have made it. Complete. Global. Penetration for 5 minutes
b33jal 7 months ago
Looking at the tags..
"I'd saturate Sheva"
overdark33 7 months ago 10
Youtube Translation:
....WMG will be released on to Youtube, ensuring
COMPLETE. GLOBAL. FRUSTRATION.
*sigh*
XeroAurion 8 months ago 74
;D LOL
GregC1113 8 months ago
Made this line my ringtone. :D
kags36 8 months ago
The URL is telling me to Draw Josm.
CrimsonPhoenixBen 8 months ago 9
haha the sigh of depression!
kunghigh90 8 months ago
he actually looks like my driving instructor.... kinda freaks me out a bit :S haha
smivv02 8 months ago 5
What did he say again did'nt catch that the last 42 times.
Blitzfrenzy78 9 months ago 18
Wesker... a Resident Evil villian thats about as sharp as a bag of hammers.
PMMillard 9 months ago 4
I love the part where he says Complete Global Saturation.
jphw1992 9 months ago 16
@jphw1992 I like the part where he sighs.
Strixlord 8 months ago
Wesker, I think you got your point across.
scenezombie909 9 months ago 6
Considering that Resident Evil protaginists are rock-stupid in cut scenes, this would've made a great delaying tactic.
AtticWarrior1994 9 months ago
COMPLETE. GLOBAL. CONSTIPATION.
SubjectXer0 10 months ago
I always wanted to make this.
StickManMattz 10 months ago
@RollnKutter
Who knows. He might not be dead, just hiding himself while he heals himself. Lolz
NewZen41 10 months ago
Just imagine Wesker getting a blowjob:
"My semen will be released into your mouth, ensuring complete...oral...saturation."
silver0monkey 10 months ago 177
@silver0monkey *SSSIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH*
HaloLvl43Legit 10 months ago 9
@silver0monkey you cracked me up man!!!!
de4th75 9 months ago
@silver0monkey Oh dear God.
DarkAngel01x02 6 months ago
@silver0monkey hehe 69... no one thumb this up!
puklop 5 months ago
@silver0monkey CAN'T UNSEE!!! GOD DAMMIT!!!
X6800 1 month ago
@silver0monkey
Plus sigh.
Erago575 1 month ago
XD
Seifer137 10 months ago
and i sat here watching this for like an hour with a big smile on my face :D
wolfpup3311 10 months ago
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...Why is his skin so shiny?
Kurotaisa 10 months ago
@Kurotaisa Because he's a God.
Niinamythe75 5 months ago
9 people break their arm trying to punch Chris in the stomach
VladiSSius 10 months ago
complete global ....saturday nights!!! XD
kablogkirby 10 months ago
*VIDEO TITLE* ...while i play unfitting music?
DerMaikster93 10 months ago
I've started saying this every time I finish titty-fucking a girl. Most of them are too dumb to get it. But the important thing is...*I* get it.
scarabmango 10 months ago 8
complete global masturbation
TheRealBossman12 10 months ago
Most epic line in RE5
killergame98 11 months ago 7
And this is how many times you need to redo the cutscene on the PC..
Sonnee123 11 months ago
9 people had their ass saturated
BladeFrost7 11 months ago
I feel like I'm being brainwashed. Hmm.....
EphemeralDreamX 11 months ago
10000 bucks says somehow they bring wesker back in the series
sskolz95 11 months ago
@sskolz95 I started a betting pool with my friends its up to a $2000 pot wether or not they bring back Wesker
AngelOfWar1000 11 months ago
@AngelOfWar1000 who'd you bet revive or dead wesker
sskolz95 11 months ago
@sskolz95 i bet dead.
AngelOfWar1000 11 months ago
@AngelOfWar1000 well you're screwed
sskolz95 11 months ago
5 minutes? Uroboros was released into the atmosphere
nsjsjsjsd 11 months ago
Did you had fun making this video SergeiEisenstein?
ThatEpicAsian 11 months ago
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Lizardprinceone1 11 months ago
Complete Global... *sunglasses* Saturation.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
OfficialWesker 11 months ago
I want this on my ipod.
MasterTra 11 months ago
Darth Vader-"They screw up your breathing too?"
magicswordz 1 year ago 9
XD You're Awesome!!!
TokyoJazz 1 year ago
@RollnKutter The Devs have confirmed for good that Albert Wesker is dead. He's being replaced by Alex Wesker, a man whose meant to be vastly superior to Albert in every way.
Unkehz0r 1 year ago
@Unkehz0r
inpossible, wesker is the most bad-ass villian known to man kind i men LOOK AT HIM EVEN HIS GROWL INTIMIDATES CHRIS
zer1337 11 months ago
He has to breathe in to say it over and over
Djstudiosgold 1 year ago
I have been saturated.
Tenmashu 1 year ago
@RollnKutter Yeah I'm a little worried about "how" can he return.But still...Resident Evil without Wesker looming in the shadows just doesn't "feel" right.
PaperHeartDiva 1 year ago 17
people watch my new "Albert Wesker says Complete Global Masturbation for 6 Minutes" video :D
TheGabberman9000 1 year ago
lol wtf
KiDammerung 1 year ago
I can't believe Wesker's dead
PaperHeartDiva 1 year ago 13
Ahahahaahahah! XD
It's incredible how Sheva and Chris stand there for 5 entire minutes without even make a move XDD They were like hypnotized by the complete global saturation, it seems XD
Tifetta 1 year ago
@Tifetta Well, if you were in their situation, what would you do? Wesker surely wanted them to know what Uroboros will ensure when it's released into the atmosphere. It's only fair they'd listen.
Eyaculandoenellodo2 1 year ago
@Eyaculandoenellodo2
Actually, mine was just pure irony!
It was fair they listened that Uroboros will ensure a complete global saturation yeah, but I was just laughing imagining Chris and Sheva in the game that stand there 5 minutes listening to the same sentence over and over again without even make a move!
I didn't mean that they had to kick Wesker's ass immediately not to make him talk!!
I'm italian, maybe I didn't explain myself clearly.
PS:I hope I'll never be in their situation anyway XD
Tifetta 1 year ago
Complete global saturation. mwhaaaaaa
coheedandtom 1 year ago
He should have said the line for seven minutes because seven minutes is all he can spare to play with them.
TheInstantClassic1 1 year ago 6
Dude really likes that Saturation, eh?
AuroraD801 1 year ago
Complete Global Saturation!!! heeeehaaaaa
TheC00kiieMonster 1 year ago
Saturationnnnnnnnnnnn.
bobfromspeedway1 1 year ago
Alll this shit never gets old lmfao complete lol
zombieriter11 1 year ago
Yes, Wesker, but what I want to know is how to adjust the value, not the saturation.
SomeGuyFromCrowd 1 year ago 8
best. video. ever.
Zavita18 1 year ago
Weskers voice actor was best in re5. But Wesker is always the shit, no matter what voice he has. Wesker vs. Sepheroth vs. Jedi in an all-out brawl, who would win?
ksad96 1 year ago
Soon Marvel Vs Capcom 3 will enter the atmosphere ensuring Complete Global Saturation
Perfectedidiot21 1 year ago 7
Wesker: Chrisssssssss
Chris: What?
Wesker: Complete global saturation
Chris: ok
Wesker: Chrisssssssss
Chris: Wtf! you want
Wesker: Complete global masturbatio................. I mean saturation
JMJdoggys 1 year ago 5
@JMJdoggys *long pleasurable sigh*
ffjfvfhu 1 year ago
Pardon Wesker? I missed that...
SurvivalHorrorGamer 1 year ago
See ?, Wesker's voice is too damn sexy ,... he has an orgasm everytime he talks.
serakaiba 1 year ago 5
@serakaiba LOL i support you xD
youweon 1 year ago
whats the music name in the background when he says complete globel saturation
TheGabberman9000 1 year ago
I LIKE THE PART WHERE HE SAYS COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION FUCKING LOLD, OMG LMAO :]]]]
smellyxcore 1 year ago
complete global masturbation :D
MVDZ15 1 year ago
orgasmic is fantastic lol
geekdeclosset 1 year ago
his voice is so orgasmatic XD
Catsie15 1 year ago
Saturation Global Complete
Sounds good both ways
Ark22RD 1 year ago
What does he say ?
nicogdeboca 1 year ago
Should have made the video 7 minutes, since that's all Wesker has to spare.
Eurashal 1 year ago 261
@Eurashal LOL xD
CnCMaster2000 1 year ago
I was tempted to do that, but in less than five minutes they reach the optimal altitude for missile deployment, so there's a new time limit.
SergeiEisenstein 1 year ago 227
@SergeiEisenstein Win comments are Win XD
Sethrosedawn 1 year ago
@SergeiEisenstein this is my second favorite quote in the game my favorite is when he says a new genesis is at hand and i will be the creator thats actually my ringtone on my phone just a 30 second loop of that gets annoying to people around me but i love it
qwerty5997 1 year ago
@SergeiEisenstein It's more like a weak growl then a sigh. Just listen to it a bit closer.
Lizardprinceone1 11 months ago
@SergeiEisenstein
did you also have to complete the video before the umbrella laboratory under the police station blew up?
prototype3651 10 months ago
I hope he says it the same way on MvC3.
Complete, Global, Saturation.....*Siiiigh*
nano69ify 1 year ago
I can see it on Marvel vs. Capcom 3.
Chris switches to Ryu: Ryu!
Ryu switches to Wesker: Wesker!
Wesker switches to Chris: CHRIIIIIISSSSS!!!!!!
This has to be either his win quote, appear on the story mode of be his lvl3 super. Saturation, fuck yeah.
Eyaculandoenellodo2 1 year ago 14
@Eyaculandoenellodo2 Hahaha, that Wesker-calls-out-for-Chris moment... I can hardly wait for a gameplay with Wesker and Chris on the same team... it will be epic. XD
kirishima69 1 year ago
did the sigh die?
DrBudBud 1 year ago 3
Hope he hasnt really died.
joerobo100 1 year ago
@Bazsil20
I don't know guess you need a sense of humor help find it.
Rizzo91 1 year ago
6 people got saturated.
banana360 1 year ago 11
Hopefully this will be his Win quote in MVC3
Perfectedidiot21 1 year ago 12
I found this hilarious for some reason xD
JLRO7 1 year ago
Complete *gasp* global *gasp* saturation *hhhaaaaahhhhh*
HyperVegito 1 year ago
He has to say this on Marvel vs Capcom 3. He just has to.
Eyaculandoenellodo2 1 year ago 7
haha i liked the bit whe..... oh
burnleyboy666 1 year ago
Chris: Is it me or is he walking closer and yet stays at the some place?
BladeTheHedgehog0 1 year ago 4
This video gets annoying after 20 seconds.
dondreg16 1 year ago
best 5 minutes and 1 seconds of my life
TheLobsterOfFate 1 year ago
He inhaled all that air so he could dash all the way to Chris. I thought it was funny when I saw this in the game. Maybe he was holding his breath cuz he farted or something. Wesker can't smell his own farts because they're toxic since he's super-human.LOL!
ihopeutubedies 1 year ago
NEED MOAR GLOBAL SATURATION
LilSayo 1 year ago
Complete global penetration
christopherLrat 1 year ago
Complete Global Castration
OfficialWesker 1 year ago
I liked the part with Wesker.
AmiMecanique 1 year ago
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daeds 1 year ago
what did he just said?
jolamouche23 1 year ago
Thus marks the seventh time I have clicked "replay".
SpadeHand 1 year ago 5
COMPLETE GLOBAL MASTURBATION
narutofan933 1 year ago 4
Complete.........no what did you say again?
VenomLady1 1 year ago
the way he said saturation
saturated my pants
OMGzCookiez 1 year ago 4
Oh Albert, you can saturate my globe any day...
SpadeHand 1 year ago 2
@SpadeHand LOL
XsoubixritsukaX 1 year ago
I completely globally saturated this comment
xSanityControlx 1 year ago
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lol lol lol lol lol lol
PivotTrooper 1 year ago
SATURATION
MisterBankz 1 year ago 4
GLOBAL
MisterBankz 1 year ago 4
COMPLETE
MisterBankz 1 year ago 4
Tags: DC Douglas is the man
I'd saturate Sheva
Correct on both accounts X)
Crazytribe 1 year ago 3
@Crazytribe Same here, man!!!!
li2050 1 year ago
Youtube really needs a repeat button.
davesanti 1 year ago
it needs a more complete global saturation x90000
RodsO12 1 year ago 4
ive never heard a man with more emphasis in his words
yascumbag 1 year ago
Its probably just me but the emphasis sounds different at 3:15.
EvilMofoShelley 1 year ago
@EvilMofoShelley Nah.. I agree too dude lol
AgrivatedKillah 1 year ago
BWAHAHAHAHA! This is pretty freaking funny! I'm playing RE5 for the first time and I just know I'm going to crack up at this part.
QueenLeTigre 1 year ago
wesker has a 3 second memory.
EvilMofoShelley 1 year ago 6
only 2:49 and it felt like an hour
spainishDude101 1 year ago
Oh Jebus. It gets funnier each time. :D
DraconisWyrm 1 year ago 3
I can watch this for hours.
Mmm, Wesker, why is this so hot? XD
TheCheese06z 1 year ago 6