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  • My reaction when they port something to consoles NOOOOOO

  • @sergiu0409

    Good thing that only happens about once or twice a year.

    I do that when a console game is ported to the pc (about 5 a year)

  • Crysis sucked anyway.

  • This made way more sense then it should have.

  • song in the beginning?

  • Pc is for shooters,consoles are for racing,fighting and sports :) that's how i see it.

  • @LazyBuilder2 console can be okay for shooters, but RTS games are definitely PC games. it's so awkward to play an RTS on console

  • I think it would be better if "pc gamer" was over spongebob's head and "console gamer" was over patrick's head. That way it would be like spongebob is licking his game. the way it's now, my first thought would be that he was licking his own game.

    I know you might have thought spongebob was the pc gamer anyway, I'm just saying they could have switched the words over their heads.

  • Patrick: That's my Crysis 2!

    SpongeBob: YumYumYumYum.

    Patrick: STOP IT!!!

    Boe Esponja: SFJSGHFKHGKSGHJH

    >_> O_e

  • This is the best console vs pc satire i've ever seen.

  • SOILED IT

    SOILED IT

    SOILED IT

    SOILED IT

  • does it matter? crysis may have been a pc killer but it was not a good game! i have it on xbox and it sux. its one a those games that people play for 6 monthes then realize its shitty.... now theres not even 1000 people online playin it........ good graphics doesnt mean its a good game or any better than any other game...... im talkin to you bf3

  • @xXFr0sty67Xx And cod.

  • @chiroxamgamer what?! no. cod has ok graphics. people think bf3 is all damn high and mighty cuz the graphics are good. its a good game and i like it but not cuz of the graphics.... i hate when people think a game is good cuz of graphics. i just pointed out bf3 cuz i was slightly dissappointed with the minimal destruction compared to bfbc2. im just sayin it couldve been better but i still like it

  • @xXFr0sty67Xx

    Call of duty has really bad graphics, you need to get a PC and see what modern graphics are seeing as COD is using the same engine as it was back in what 2006?

  • @KodiUchiha actually they modify the engines for each new game....... anywho graphics on cod arent that bad....... compared to bf3 then yeah but on their own they are fine...... i like both games mind u so im not tryin to be a fanboy,.... im just pointin out the truth...... i cant name a single fps that has better graphics than cod and is a better fps..... bf3 and cod are debateable since i like both..... crysis sucks, homefront sucks, halo is ok but doesnt appeal to everyone

  • @xXFr0sty67Xx I also have it on xbox and found it to be a much better game than Crysis 2.

  • open crysis 2 theme and then play it and this lol

  • it would be funnyer if it is halo reach

  • @FrankTheRockShow Did you even get the joke?

  • STOP THE MADDNESS

  • I never expected Patrick to be a xbox gamer. He seems too smart for that

  • It's amazing how many Spongebob clips can be used as metaphors.

  • That's kind of how I was when I bought Crysis 2. lol

  • i swear i saw porno when watching this

  • spongebob is licking patricks video game

  • i would never do that to crisis. that game was terrible. now put skyrim or red dead there then heeeeelllll yeeeeaaaaahhhh. i think its just makin fun of how not every pc can handle crisis but every xbox or ps3 can. BUT!, if u have a good enough pc it can run better. either way that game was terrible.

  • I don't get it.

  • Should be named "Sex Crysis"

  • it all comes down who who has the biggest e boner. But its so much fun watching pc fags rage at consol fags. HURRR DUUURRR Y U NO PC GAME??? ITS TEH L33TZ!! YOU CONSOL PEOPLE ARE FGGTS!!!!111 Y U NO CONSOL GAME? HALOHALOHALOHALOHALOHALO ASASFLEDNFLWRNHST;ATHSTRG

  • Wait...Why is patrick offended?

  • Wait, who is being insulted here?

  • @SuchAThumbWhore No one. Crysis tastes like chocolate.

  • im sure crysis must taste like chocolate

  • Did it suck because it was sent to console, or did it suck because the gameplay wasn't as good as crysis? Also, no stupid fanboy answer, I want real one

  • @roboguy75 It's funny because your taking this seriously.

  • @ThatGiy I just want an answer, that's it, not some, LOLOL IT SUKS CAUSE IT WENT TO CONSOLES, thing from a fanboy

  • @roboguy75 graphics probably...everything on PC will always be better than a console game since the PC can be updated regularly when the consoles has whatever they come with. Crysis was designed to be a PC game the gameplay has nothing to do with the transfer over to consoles because of course its the same exact thing. PC gamers are just mad it switched over because it gives more room for the game as its introduced to console gamers (its like a 4 yr old not wanting to share his toys)

  • @crazychris1123 yep. Graphics. Also, PC can support 1080p, the 360 can only support 720p even if its using a 1080p screen.

  • @roboguy75 The reason it was bad is because it was ported to PC from console, which leads to it no running at its optimum graphics and such, which crysis is known for. Another reason is that the storyline changed from being open world, to a linear corridor shooter, i.e.e boring.

  • @TheStealthyCactus I doubt it was bad, just because it was ported to console, but I can understand the other reason, first being a free-roam shooter but now a linear shooter, that I can totally understand

  • @roboguy75 That was one of the factors though, almost always tehres a visible performance lost on a console port, unless its very well ported! (:

  • Crysis 2 was a shit game anyway.

  • @MrPrototypz Well this video kinda explains why

  • Close Your Eyes And listen to the video...

  • It's funny because they ruined Crysis 2

  • That is without a doubt the best summary of what happened to the Crysis franchise...

    ...*sob*

  • WAIT WAIT If the book says it's Crysis 2 for xbok 360 and Spongebob is the console gamer, then why is Patrick going GAH!!!!!!!! FAIL

  • @sev07knight Because the console gamer ruined what would otherwise be a great game

  • .___.

    

  • ACCURATE.

  • so from looking all PC gamers are fat slobs and all console gamers are horny nerds hmm

  • Look at your controller, now back to me. Now back to your controller, now back to me. Sadly, your controller isn't a keyboard and mouse. But if you stopped playing on shitty fratboy consoles you could have a gaming platform that performs like me. Look, its that game you like. Look down. Now back up. That game now has patches and mods available. Anything is possible when you're a PC. I'm on the internet.

  • @crazedgunmanvideo Says the guy who has to update his machine every 3-5 months, you know what doesn't need to be updated? "Shitty fratboy consoles". So, enjoy your time on the internet, I'll be gaming.

  • @SRSLYlolWTF "Every 3-5 months" is a massive exaggeration on your part. I'm a hardware specialist by trade, holding one degree in compsci, hardware focus, and in pursuit of another for network technologies. When people build an entirely new rig every 6-12 months, consider who is doing it. People with massive disposable income. They don't have to, they do because they can. I run BF3 at 78FPS on a Core 2 Quad and GTS250, and it still looks better than the 360 version.

  • @crazedgunmanvideo I'm a vocalist with a passion for cave exploration... wait...

  • @crazedgunmanvideo You have no idea how many people I know who try to game on their PC and constantly complain that they have to upgrade something. Maybe you have a better PC than them, I don't know. All I know is every update you have to make is one less than I have to make, simple as that :). Also, graphics aren't everything :).

  • @SRSLYlolWTF My system is about 2 generations old, and still does fine. People bitching about upgrades on any hardware newer than mine really have no right, if it's not working for them then its the fault of their mismanagement or buying the cheapest shit available. You buy cheap, you buy twice.

  • "You got a port of my only good game. Now I'm going to starve"

    *full hard drive of good games*

    Spongebob needed it anyways.

  • @thed3m3nt3d sadly the pc version is the port

  • @thed3m3nt3d

    "A port of my only good game"

    Actually, most PC Gamers wouldn't mind if it were multiplat. In fact most of us were glad when Crysis 1 came out on consoles. I thought the exact same thing you until I read up on the subject. The thing is that Crysis 2 was a console game ported to PC. Now imagine if there was an amazing video game exclusive to your console. Now imagine if the sequel was on the rival console and was shoddily ported to your console. How would you feel?

    Exactly.

  • @QWERTYCommander The joke went over your head buddy. The fact of the matter is that Patrick in the episode said he was going to starve as the camera panned down to his fat gut. The joke is that PC gamers, which I consider myself to be, generally dislike it when PC exclusives get ported. I was moderately disappointed with Crysis 2 and impressed with the quality of the port for Crysis 1 to console.

  • Is that gabe Newell licking Episode 3!?

  • I think it's pretty hilarious how Console and P.C. gamers sometimes talk to each other like their parts of two differant social classes.

  • @XXGDUBSXX

    Of course! We do not associate ourselves with lowly console peasants. We are the PC Master Race, and are superior in every way.

  • @KaneAmaroq Yep you hit the nail on the head there.

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  • @XXGDUBSXX what's a P.C. ?

  • @XXGDUBSXX We are.

    Fucking console peasants.

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  • @XXGDUBSXX PC gamers are the nobility and console babies are filthy peasants

  • @Roxxzor816

    Indeed. We must uphold the Aryan race of PC gamers.

  • @XXGDUBSXX

    Since when does the royalty belong to the same social class as peasants?

  • @XXGDUBSXX they're * holy shit are you serious lol

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  • 0:15 thats exactly what i did when i bought battlefield 3

  • The horror!

  • whyboner.jpg

  • I smell a YouTube weapon.

  • Because it's like the two differences actually matter.

  • "you ate my only game, now I'm going to starve"

  • This is fucking hilarious.

  • Sounds so wrong when not looking at the video.

  • Crysis is eatable? YEA!

  • Rofl I spat all over my computer when he started licking it.

  • So basically we should all get along since we are all gamers anyway?

  • Makes sense. XBOX players always eat junk when playing.

  • Spongebob needs to manage his diet...

  • @MattIntellectual i dont know most of the things you just said but how many games are for consles? and how many games have been taken from a consle and thrown on pc? 1 consle can hold more GB BUT! a pc has alot more games so if you look at it in retrospect consle has less games yet it can hold up to 40GB but a computer holds alot more games

  • @auttomstar481 ummm games are made from a pc....

  • @MattIntellectual how are you watching this right now but before answering this ask yourself one question how many games can run on just 1 console and how many can run on a computer?

  • I don't get it. I hated that game with all of my soul. Don't just eat it; TAKE THE SHIT, AND MAKE IT INTO COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS.

  • Good thing is that the first home game was on the PC (excluding everything around 70's-late 80's)

  • Go ahead, eat Crysis 2, i hated it, BUT DONT'T EAT CRYSIS, THAT WAS AWESOME

  • @MattIntellectual The neutral (me included) are casual gamers, AKA people who aren't extremist idiots.

  • @MattIntellectual be on the PC side

  • Yeah, pretty much

  • @MattIntellectual I have no strong feelings one way or the other!

  • Now Watch This With Your Eyes Closed!!! BITCH

  • Patrick = Long time PC Valve fans

    Spongebob = Mainstream Console Gamers

    Crysis 2(Chocolate Bar) = Portal 2

  • nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooo

  • And then after that: The First Crysis gets ported to Xbox 360 and PS3, and as of expected, PC gamers become butthurt over the fact that more gamers get to play an amazing game.

  • @type87randomXD Crysis was a terrible game in terms of gameplay and story. The only good thing was the amazing graphics (at it's time) for PC.

  • @stovnergutt ikr

  • no you see

    patrick already ate his crysis 2

    and he doesn't want spongebob to also eat shit

  • im a pc and xbox gamer and i find this offesive

  • @bradthelad2009 I find your spelling offensive.

  • Console gamers licking shit. Nothing out of the ordinary here, folks. Move on.

  • @CHRISLYONZUK LOL awesome even if I'm a console gamer.

  • consololo

  • noo my crysis 2 noo

  • /watch?v=3kjHqYxmKrA&feature=p­layer_detailpage#t=13s

    = myreacton

  • And this is why, kids, you should keep out of the whole FPS thing. Too much chaos and fanboy faggotry going on.

  • Xbox sux. Ps3 rues

  • xbox.

  • Shit!!!you are GENIUS!

  • PC vs XBOX, solution?

    kill steve jobs, the Mac, and Buy a PS3. end of discussion.

  • @MCrex007 Don't start a console war ps3 fag.

  • @HLGmatrix1 I am not trying to start a war, its called derp.

    Also, sorry but i forgot to add, "problem steve jobs?"

  • @MCrex007

    I still don't understand what that solves.

  • @rockinsparzy105 I DID NOT START, AND THUS DID NOT SOLVE ANYTHING.

    Stop being a silly filly.

  • @rockinsparzy105 I am mocking pretty much everything that has happened recently.

  • 12 people are PC gamers

  • He soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it!

  • I have a computer and so I have an console, now roll and insult yourselves to death because of opinions, like you always do, fellow "gamers" :)

  • So which one is which?

  • I'll never understand gamers.

  • @maxtheaxeiswax most of the time, we don't even understand ourselves.

  • the only downside of pc gaming:

    "Oh goodie a new game is coming.....oh crap, looks like i have to get a new video card, processor, Computer to play this new game! OOPS!"

  • @xscaralienx

    >buying a new computer just to play a new game

    It's not the system's fault you're completely retarded.

  • @Qwepir I'm just saying, I just have to buy the game on a console to be able to enjoy it to it's fullest and not a new hardware along with the game : /

  • no one on console liked Crysis 2. Shit FPS is shit.

  • Better add Crysis now to the list

  • it should have been

    patrick the console gamer and spongebob the pc gamer

  • I find this...nah, too easy. xD

  • It should be Battlefield 3 instead.

  • I knew searching HD 6750 would get me on a video like this eventually. 

  • The way I look at it why do you have to bash other gaming systems... if you like yours why do you have to be a dick and try to insult someone elses... they all obviously have their pros and cons...

  • @ZachYancey I never bash anybody else's system of choice. Really, I don't see the point as to why people argue about what gaming system is better than the other. Seems very childish to me. Also, I'm not sure if support your own comment, as you were kinda contradicting yourself back there...

  • I love these videos lol

  • Silly poster, PC games are extinct...

  • @JermzzzyFTW you may just want to jump of a cliff.

  • Notice how the PC gamer has shit all over his mouth.

  • @wickerpony lol

  • @wickerpony if your looking at it like that.. the console gamer is the retarded one that lives under a rock...

  • @ZachYancey

    I think you got that abit backwards friend.

    We live in pineapples!

    Under the sea!

  • @wickerpony This was done on purpose... actually not really god I youtube failed

  • @ZachYancey

    lol dont sweat it.

  • So err... The Console gamer is enjoying a game and the PC gamer has a problem with that?

  • @MrEduardKhil exactly lol.

  • @MrEduardKhil yup we dont like it when pc games go to the console

  • @MrEduardKhil No the PC gamer is angry that the devs are greedy bastards and have betrayed the PC gaming master race by nerfing Crysis 2 and turning what was once a great PC exclusive into a shitty console port.

  • @therealdrifter92 are u mad cuz it's not exclusive anymore? What a baby.

  • @RockBand971 It's obvious you never played the original Crysis on a PC, and then Crysis 2, only to realize what a massive pile of shit it is. Thanks to it being developed for the much inferior Shitbox 360.

  • @therealdrifter92 For your information i played the original Crysis, and it was very awesome, and no, i admit i don't played Crysis 2 in PC or in my "Shitbox 360", but as far as i can see your are just a PC fanboy, because Crisys 2 was also developed for the PlayStation 3, and i don't see much problem with it, why with the Xbox 360? And why is a piece of crap anyway? I saw some gameplays and it looks like the first one (less cooler but still).

  • @RockBand971 It's not a matter of exclusivity, it's more because they have to "dumb the game down" in every aspect so that it can be possible for these years old consoles. Along with that, it takes budget, 10 million dollars just to give the game support for just one platform, and that's taking good money out of the gameplay budget and everything else that improves the quality. PC elitists basically want quality > quantity (the people buying it, since one platform would mean less players).

  • @OvertardSupreme420 Well that things happened to me too (Portal 2 a piece of crap) anyway, i guess they were thinking in green and port it to consoles may or may not be a good idea, i don't know, i haven't played the game, but still you should calm down, after all the video is right.

    While your PC Master race is getting angry by that, console gamers is practically licking the game in your face.

    Still i'm not planning to get the game either, is just another shooter after all.

  • @therealdrifter92 Why, that's the greatest scam I've ever heard.

  • @therealdrifter92 The shitty console port doesn't stop the PC version from being the better version, though.

  • @therealdrifter92 HEIL GATES!

  • Im just as confused as when I started.

  • 10/10

  • > Having a PC

    > Having a console

    U JELLY, GAMING COMMUNITY?

  • He's gonna ruin the disc if he keeps licking it like that.

  • @SkieBluFox or get a tongue cut

  • @SkieBluFox he got arrested later on for tounge rape on a cd

  • Why is this not the top comment still? It's better than HEIL GATES, that's for fucking sure.

  • Crysis 2 removed from Steam?

    Y SO GREEDY, EA?!