Wet Liberal Weekly 11

[marcblack1]

Wow, can't beleive I've been missing out on the new RED DWARF 2011; SMEGGING CANADIAN CABLE, SUCH GOITS......WHERE CAN I FIND THE NEW SERIES ON THE NET??????I MISS YOU GUYS... You crack me up to much, THANK YOU EACH AND ALL.

[trunksss5]

Daily mail was a newspaper?

Ive been using as emergency loo roll

[darkmyth2]

u say d in it. i would say the word but im 12

[mYOzZyKaT]

Its driving me insane that things are so hard to find here on YouTube...

Now Robert.. I watched your other car pool channel and most of the Fully Charged ones, but why do you not have any reference to this bloody channel?...or is it buried somewhere on the pages... havent found it before know, could I complain to someone somewhere... NO!...

[temporaldisplacement]

"Daily Fail" - epic lol!

[111WLee]

BREAKING NEWS: FOXBUSINESS AND CNBC ANCHORS ARRESTED FOR ILLEGALLY MONITORING PRIVATE EMAILS AND PHONE CALLS.

THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN SOON TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW.

[loravine]

Red Dwarf in 3D....

[Dallexx]

Seriously when I watch 1:30 - 1:38 all I see is Kryten

<3

[PhillyGirl1]

well with every invention, some type of waste is going to be created.

[Dorkascorkas]

what a load of shit 

[grandplans]

Back in the mid to late 1990's, I loved coming home from work, turning on the public station on tv, and watching Red Dwarf. Since they have come out on dvd now, I own every season. I LOVE IT!! New Red Dwarf?? Will they air it in the USA? Very Cool!

[colourmegone]

Just for your information most landfill sites are filled with newspaper. They excavated a landfill site in the US not long ago and found newspapers dating from 1950 which were still legible. The anaerobic conditions in a landfill ensure that paper never rots, it just hangs around forever.

[Williamsfan]

Hm.

What happens to professional journalism when no one pays for their media?

[iamafish400]

Smeg is my favourite swearword :)

[SARUJAN5]

are they going to make more red dwarf??

[cecinid]

Newspapers may be 20th Cen, Robert...but you can take it with you to the bathroom to read...;)

[racedemon89]

and that serves a double purpose afterwords in todays economic situation:D

[robinphillips]

Cant wait to see some new RD, Sadly i dont get ANY channels that show it..... i have to live on dvd's....

[c0nzo12]

the daily fail

LOL

[Williamsfan]

Why?

[Firrboxfryup]

You siad bloody half way through!

Oh well.

[digging555]

dave rules :)

[BurroKFC]

Daily Fail? Crap, I thought I coined that... bet you bought the Guardian, I know I would, hah.

[myholky111]

New Red dwarf is best!!!I want new series!!!

[usedforbattle]

I never buy papers there pointless, in fact 99% of people in my generation dont buy them ^_^ bye bye rags!

[AndrewKFletcher]

Thanks Rob Cam't wait for the new episodes.

We want our Red Dwaf Film though. Pretty Please with knobs on

[AndrewKFletcher]

Great three episodes, missed the audience laughter though, first one a bit slow, but required to lead to the next.

Enjoyed very much. Red Dwarf Forever!

[slitheen]

I love ya Rob, being a big Dwarfer and all.....but FFS fella, what do you expect people like my father to do....a normal working class bloke, he'll be about 70 in your "five years" span for paper news. He's not got a computer, doesn't want a computer and shouldn't be forced to use one and change a habit of a lifetime in getting his daily news.

Sorry, but I've recently heard the death knell sounded for everything from optical media for movies (DVD and Blu-Ray) to frigging newspapers. It's crap.

[derangedband]

i get the impression from all the vids ages ago that this guy had so much to do with the fact that were getting a new episode-hes always seemed so into the idea! THANKYOU SO MUCH! :D

[ewokbeel]

Liberal is a political party as well as a newsppaper i think... but the definition of the words the same. Byy th way RED DWARF RULES!!!!

[Jcolinsol]

Does liberal mean something different in the UK (as opposed to the US)?

Regarding newspapers. Newspapers are fairly inoffensive, ecologically speaking. So long as biodegradable inks are used they can just be composted. There will always be a market for newspapers, just a diminished one.

As with all "consumer" goods they would benefit immensely from C2C design.

[MM2327]

Jcolinsol, RL is a neo-liberal, as opposed to what classical liberalism refers to. A neo-liberal doesn't think, doesn't question, they just do what their so called, "betters" want them to. They're good at being nazi's, that's about it.

[Jcolinsol]

I don't think Bobby Llew is particularly hateful in his ideology. He's just got a case of the white middle class guilt is all.

He has not yet made the realization that, just as there is no need of a god to provide order within the natural world, there is no need for a government to exist for human society to be ordered.

He hasn't made the leap in perception necessary to see the world as it is, rather than as we wish it to be.

[jaxblaze]

why dont someone do an open house thing. any one not from the uk can come and stay for the weekend. hell ill do it. anyone up for that. rd weekend only.lol

[jaxblaze]

ok iv had some interest in the idear. a few rules it was for people outside of the uk (not having a freeview box dont count) also i can't pay for flights. oh and i dont have much room so you may have to stay on the floor. but still free lol

[commanderkruge]

Ignoring the British press then and waiting for the finished Dwarf. :)

[doctorwhoobawooba]

At the end I don't think you mentioned Dwarfers! XD

[MartinRVUK]

NEW RED DWARF? god speed and bless you Mr Llewellyn, may your nipple nuts never rust

[Cookiecan113]

How can I wait Till April 10th!?! I'll just have to follow Krytens advice and "Grind those Balls!"

Keep up the Great work! :)

[bloodravenuk]

Grind them balls sir GRIND THEM!! lol

[VickiSif]

Newspapers were soooo 20th Century ...

[DrunkOnDepp]

Why try and spoil it for every one NealosONE. I don't know how you would know anything anyway but seriosly why bother??

[BenEss2k7]

Daily Fail :)

[anonymous4849]

DAMMIT! I bet we have to wait a year as always in the states to see any new UK tv.

I also havd no clue Kryten was liberal either!

WOO HOO GO BOB!!!

[kanenkitten]

If you're lucky it may get posted up on Youtube

but if you really want to see its first transmission, come over Here on 10th of April and get booked into a hotel that has Sky TV

[VonMuff]

Downlooooooooad

[randothepally]

I'd say that it'd be shown in Ireland too then?

Never heard of dave though...Oooh,that could be a problem.

[kanenkitten]

Well, why don't you (if you're really desperate to see its first transmission) come over Here on that date and make sure you're booked into a hotel with Sky television

[kanenkitten]

Just got this from Robert's Twitter page.

He says: It is broadcast on Dave on April 10th in UK and on DVD worldwide soon after.

[delboyjdf]

bob, fantastic, i am a renewed subscriber. its really funny seeing you struggle with not swearing. fantastic, makes veiwing that much more enjoyable. keep up the good work mate. kind regards jez

[AmyJoWI]

Hmm. I'm from the US... I feel like I'm out of the loop here... What's this Red Dwarf bit? Hmm... *goes and researches*

[banneradders]

thing i love about rob and other celebs like alan davies etc...they take time out of their busy lives to do this kind of thing especially for youtube users. Its like a personal thanks to fans.

God bless them and look forward to the Dave specials Rob

[timewarper6]

how did you get that llewtube bar next to your video i realy wont to know

[alien8ted]

The Daily Fail! LOL! Add to that the other worthless rags the Scum and The Faily Mirror. I've been boycotting all newspapers ever since their 'MMR vaccine causes autism' fraud.

[whiteb89]

Well bobby, I seriously hope you do get an OK to do a Wet Liberal in Kryten make up.

But you *HAVE* to do the Kryten voice too, No questions. Wet Krytie Liberal (Twist on Krytie TV).

[Momritz]

I, for one, use my used papers in the garden. Great for preventing weeds.

[TomStrong08]

The Daily Fail LOL

[ajuk1]

I think you will still have news papers in a few years, just less of them, I really don't want to be staring at a computer screen on the bus/train/tube.

[SERSONT0LOGY]

*LMFAOA* The daily FAIL

Nice one Bobby

[Cloud6556]

dont forget the time you flipped out when filming deamons and angels and you were allowed to stamp on a broken bazookoid haha

[RyuDarragh]

Bollocks, I may never get to see it here in the states :/

[kanenkitten]

it'll probibly get posted by either Robert or a very kind Brit up on Youtube so don't worry about missing it

Or if you're really desperate to see its first transmission then come over Here on that date and make sure you're booked into a hotel with Sky television

[theheat21a]

i wnt tickets for red dwarf i'm a masive fan!

[pheonixfligh]

were an when can i get tickets???

[Typhoon6666]

I just hope it goes according to plan and the new episodes are as good as the old ones.

[PsychoDaveFilms]

I'm excited to see the new Dwarf when it comes out. I'm a huge fan but the question does come to mind. It's been 10 years. How or are they going to explain the aging of everyone including Chris who is a Holograhm that shouldn't be aging?

[fellipnectar]

Don't forget that the future version of Rimmer in 'Out of Time' had aged.

[PsychoDaveFilms]

Good point! I forgot about that!

[Cloud6556]

they've been unable to get a new light bee and it is degrading after how ever millions of years thus projecting a less acurate description of Rimmer

[RentTheSpokeMan]

The reason we get upset but 'swear words' is because we were programmed to feel bad at the sound of these wrds when we were a kid, if our parents, peers and society hadnt have programmed us to feel bad at the sound of certain words we would all be a darn sight happier. But people still continue the trend and programme their children and others. Daft really.

[TheHappyEntertainer]

Oh man, I worked on a music video with a RED camera recently. They...are...brilliant cameras! Can't wait to see Red Dwarf shot on it!

[garrehsponges]

omg kryten giving a wet liberal weekly.... that would be AMAZING you gotta do it robert!!

convince doug, or sneak to the toilet with a camera in your break when on set....

[ThePilchard]

Good luck to Dwarf FX guys with the Red Cam's rolling shutter!!! :D

[blondehootie]

Super stuff.

And no, poo is not a swear word. lol

[richieneddie]

omg wow I can't wait for new Red Dwarf, thanks for the info and can't wait for the possible wet liberal mechanoid :D

and well done for not swearing hehe!!

[imonlywinded]

wish we had Dave TV here in the states.....I wonder if were are able to get that?

[squalloogal]

Brilliant Brilliant Brilliant.

[thijsmolenaar]

i'm slowly exploding with anticipation of new Red Dwarfs.

[indiasrainbow]

why does lister look younger than 10 years ago? lol :)

[Aggrosj]

You are truely awesome. I hope they let you do a Wet Liberal Mechanoid. That would be awesome, or even do a Carpollers episode in Costume and see how long it takes you to get pulled over.

In the U.S., they did a live episode of the sitcon" The Drew Carey" show and it was, hmmm, interesting.

[Cowinspace]

You can use newspaper (shredded up) for insulation, thereby saving you money on heating......wait global warming'll do that.........damn..

Can't wait for the new Red Dwarf and the live stuff sounds good.

[aManApathetic]

Robert, I can't stick web-pages in the cat's litter-tray. I need the Mail. My cat needs the Mail.

[eals524]

The Daily Mail, soft, strong and thoroughly absorbent :)

[abyssunderground]

Smegtastic!!! I hope they do let you do a mechanoid liberal, that would be kickass =D

[4878656]

Yes!!! Its been years now that ive been waiting for some good old Red Dwarf Comedy XDD Sucks tho, I live in USA so I cant see it on tv.. Luckly My good friend who introduced me to Red dwarf ( when i was 8 ) Should be able to send me the episodes online :) Great work. And i believe in Sillocin Hevan XD

[minstrelsdream]

Two thumbs way up dude. Twitter rocks, down with printed newspapers, Red Dwarf. I'm excited!

[jorjlim]

would they revive red dwarf like they did docttor who?

[David8693]

10th April is the day after my birthday so thanks to Grant Naylor Productions for what is sure to be a great present!

[hitsquadcartoon]

You DID swear! You just edited it out!! Cheeky!

[TheRelentlessAssault]

How do i see the new red dwarf in the USA i have been a fan of red dwarf since it was back on pbs.... I have all the seasons on dvd... must see this if any one knows where i can see it in USA please message me..

[Mongothegr8]

Yay love red dwarf .

The books are good for a recharge if you cant find it on, on the telly.

[wrestlemania2237]

i hope the red dwarf unplugged is near wiltshire

[mellowNdark]

I don't Wiltshire is a dive!!

[oldschooldumbass]

Red One rules!

[MJJHD]

*** cant wait for the new red dwarf***

[robbiebonham]

Good stuff, as usual!

I think we NEED to see a Wet Liberal Mechanoid! :)

Mebbe Spare Head 3 can do it?

[BigglesPiP]

Oh, and for fuck's sake stop stopping swearing. It's really tedious.

[truthseekers666]

more swearing please... we like those testes ;-)

[BigglesPiP]

I hate spoilers, I'm going to try and avoid these misguided reports now. Just in case I'm smarter than the media and get even a hint of the plot.

[jctdrummer1719]

can't wait for Red Dwarf again! (but when it'll be on TV in australia, i dont have a clue)

hope it all goes well!

[vk4akp]

Yea, count me in on that one too!. I'm in Australia as well. Absolutely love RedDwarf. I am so smeg'n happy that they are bringing it back. New Dr Who's and New Red Dwarf's. The UK is so kind to our poor little penal colony. ;) Now if only the USA would wake up and bring back FireFly! ;) .-.-.

[superbob669]

You do know that you said "Damn" right?

[DeafFret]

I just want that cliffhanger you guys left me on resolved. It's been 11 years.

[bewilderness1]

this is great. you guys look good and made me smile to see you all back in the saddle. is Rob Grant involed Bobby?

[winxger]

smegging brilliant can't wait till April.

[TreeloAndOjo]

I know something about the red dwarf thingy, ITS SET IN CORRIE!!!!

[delboyjdf]

well done rob for keeping the swearing in check...fantastic

[hatter23]

good stuff as ever mr L.

singleimagetoys of exmouth

[SimplyPaul]

Another fine video. Watching you trying not to swear is a joy in itself. Thanks for sharing :)

[KindaQuietGeekyGuy]

OMG i didn't realise that u were on youtube, what a nice little discovery ^_^

I have to be honest i was unsure about the last couple of series of red dwarf but regardless hurray for a new series

[DEFGI]

lol, nice one Rob, Daily Fail!

[Moose4Eva]

IS there any way for an america to see the new Red Dwarf?

[1ironside]

RED DWARF = AWESOME,

cant wait.

[dismutased]

So exciting! I'm looking forward to new Red Dwarf.

And I hope you get to do the wet mechanoid vid. :D

[rhm]

Hey bob, Kryten hasn't aged a bit has he? :)

I hope you find a way to make Carpool pay and carry on doing them. I'm not just saying this cos I'm a fan, but I watched the first ones and even with the sound problems, they're better than 95% of what's on telly these days.

[MRMIdAS2k]

Kill 2 birds with one stone, get Kryten to whore the Tesla!

if you do it enough they'll HAVE to give you one!

[variousthings]

It'd be funny if, having declined the chance to make more Red Dwarf in the past, the BBC ends up buying the terrestrial rights to the new episodes from Dave. :-)

[xxJemzaxx]

Can't wait for 'Red Dwarf Unplugged' as soon as I can I'm gunna get me and my friends tickets to see it.

We think red dwarf is absolutely amazing and we love you all.

[thenewsandman]

Carpool should be on Dave. it could fill the space between shows

[1ukia]

Twitter addict much? .. but I forgive you (:

[NegPhil]

Howdy Bob, you guys look great!

[Ichinin]

I wanna see Jeremy Clarkson on "Car pool" - In a tezzla :)

[beanbagfolife]

LAWL @ Daily phail.

[Manceinion]

+1 The Daily Fail!

Guardian online is the best.

As for where you put the old papers, I use them for my chickens to shit on... Although they do prefer pine shavings.

[misticrystal]

Fantastic news about Red Dwarf and looking forward to hearing about the live performance. Any word on when it will be accessible in the US?

[TheLastHumanOnEarth]

Need it in the US!!

[NickTann]

I prefer the swears to be honest.

More RD?

I have made a twitter advert you can see it on youtube.

[iChazzer]

Robert, my head has now officially exploded! Hold on, how can I type this? :P I really, really wanna see this 'Red Dwarf: Unplugged', sound fun :D The funny thing is, there's isnt that much in difference (except Chris) in that picture.

BTW, I love following you and many other people on Twitter, it's highly addictive.

[HarrysBar]

When I wanted to check out some information about a court case I was involved in in the 1960's I used the newspaper archives and got what I needed. The problem with digital news is who the heck is storing all the records? I agree that the press is a drag and the Mail and the rest of the yellow press are disgusting but unless someone keeps records of info on the web future research is f*cked.

[danfawcett88]

i'm so excited!!!!!!!

[planetyes]

I've tried to read inline news but I just find it so irritating reading from a screen. I think there may be something wrong with my eyeballs

[OnlyOneTyping]

April 10th baby!! oh yeah!!!!! I'm well excited. how are they going to explain Chris Barries Grey hair!?

[bilbrookbloke]

Anyone else notice that Rimmer's a hologram again? Can't wait for the new Red Dwarfs!

[LightYagmi27]

yeah i noticed that, maybe death got him after all ha ha

[Phate2000]

Many many congratulations on keeping it profanity free. Did you fill the swear box after?

[irishmanufan]

nicely put about the daily mail . what a crap newspaper .

my father is not computer litterate so he still buys his newpspaper. i hope you can forgive him that he is 74 !

[DrMarcusHill]

Now that you've put the idea of Wet Liberal Mechanoid out there, you're morally obliged to do it.

[TomBandfield]

"Gentlemen's testicular areas" lol! :D

and woohoo! Red Dwarf's gonna be back! :D

[irishmanufan]

could i swear on your behalf robert . i think you are tyalking about bollocks are'nt you :-)

[johnnyk2112]

What the F is --red dwarf----the daily fail-----frank skinner----panorama--

[Blucola]

OMG, still so freaking excited that there will be MORE RED DWARF! *runs around in circles and pees self*

[KillerKlown580]

Smeggin' Smeg!!!!! It's finally smeggin' here! Sorry Rob, I'm already too excited! Bring on the new Red Dwarf, the Wet Liberal Mechanoid, and the smeggin' Red Dwarf Unplugged!! Boys From The Dwarf Forever!!!!!!!!!!

[RedHairedWarrior]

cant wait for red dwarf unplugged!

were all rooting for you! its gonna be awesome no matter what!

[garyskirk]

Also, about the swearing: did you see Frank Skinner's recent Panorama on the issue? You might be able to still catch it on iPlayer if you're quick!

[garyskirk]

"The Daily Fail" oh I love you :D

I thought I was the only one who called it that though. That and the Daily Diana.

[tiggermad]

red dwarf alive and kickingg fantastic sorry total sad fan girls here seen every single episode. cant wait. yipee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jakndaxkingdom]

OMG!! wet Liberal on the set of Red Dwarf :D that would be amazing

[capmodesty]

I'm a little annoyed at the pics in the tabloids as well Bobby, I'd rather wait and watch it rather than some pillock putting up half of the story.

[rawrcalumx]

too late about getting excited!!! BRING ON THE DWARF!!!!

[TheMasterThe19]

sorry but when you say smeg indeed sony jim just cracks me up i dont know why.

[ThrobnWood]

He's obviously wearing spare head III.

[malango255]

It's funny for the last like 15+ years now I've used smeg as a real word because of red dwarf, weird heheh.

[russellgreeno]

Oh no, Rob I don't like the new Kryten costume - in fact I didn't like the ones in series 7 or 8 either. They maybe more comfortable for you but on screen it really shatters my long term Dwarf image of the classic costumes in series 4 and 5. Please supply me with the constume designers details so I can pass on my hatred in person. Thank you. p.s. Why does Chris have no hair, is Danny wearing real fur? and why does Craig still look like his corrie character?

[anxresi]

How you sleep at night? You're the biggest pessimist I know.

[stevebritgimp]

Robert can't be that tuned into the internet - he's had over 9000 downloads on iTunes, and didn't realise the significance.

[DeimosComaBlack]

I see what you did there.

[jimmicampkin]

Aah, my first taste of both Llewllo-vision and Wet Liberal Weekly.  I'm going to go back and watch a few more now. Funny and full of warmth and ranting. Love it.

Good to hear that some more Dwarf is coming our way, although it is a shame that the movie seems never to happen (I wonder if any of that script will make it into what is coming up...?)

I look forward to the next one and to Car Pool as well.

[Zimpaz]

i cant wait for red dwarf! im going to start watching all my dvds in preperation

[RustiSwordz]

I dont know why you call it we liberal. You make a lot of sense dude and i consider myself to be rather right wing.

Thats just it isnt it: its Common sence, whats right, its not left right or up the middle.

[Quionic7]

y'know, u look kinda like Simon Pegg

[alexvegas]

I'm really looking forward to the new episodes! Can't wait! (I'm alex__ross on Twitter btw)

[hadr0n]

What about the Indie? :)

[DrIndigoLe3rd]

Red Dwarf will now be shown on RED RAY

Car Pool with Norman driving a Red Dwarf themed car.

I'm glad you mentioned twitter, I just don't like newspapers knocking it when Fry, Wossy and you have exactly the right idea of it.

Still, The Daily Fail (Great joke, Llew) is only a notch better than The Sun/NOTW

[srmcd1]

YOU ALL LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME! HA!

[thestalkinghead]

yeah it will all be on DVD, i just cant get enough RD and carpool news from bobby llew, i feel like i have been in RD hybernation for 10 years.

[benaccent]

Bring on the Dwarf!!!! i cant wait.

[AstroChan88]

Knowing celebrities every move? Sounds like glossy mags and TV...

[Infamousuk]

lol@the daily fail :-D

[steelpawn]

sweet, i hope the new dwarf gets put on dvd for fans in the USA.

[jackfin]

Red Dwarf. Bring it on fert Dads. Cant wait.

Got every episode.

[Zaranyzerak]

Oooooh! Red Dwarf on RED??? Those are absolutely fantastic cameras (that I've drooled over for months). That means...you guys are filming in higher quality than the new Doctor Who series! That certainly gives RD some serious bragging rights. :D

I must tell the world on my channel...

Fantastic news, here's hoping we get a full blown Series 9! The live show sounds like it's going to be a hoot, like those improv comedy shows where the only proper is a chair on an otherwise empty stage.

[Zaranyzerak]

proper=PROP...bloody rented fingers today...

[Thastidyinnih]

Oh dear I'm still in the dark ages with only 4 channels, I must ask someone to record it for me. I just finished watching all 8 series again & thoroughly enjoyed it so looking forward to seeing the new stuff:)

[BritainsRailway]

Freeview boxes are less than £20 these days. I'd grab one, plenty of time for it.

[Thastidyinnih]

Thanks for the advice, unfortunately we can't receive freeview where we live.

Most mobile phones don't work here either lol.

[BritainsRailway]

Oh :(

Ever considered Freesat instead? Bit more expensive but everyone is different I guess.