Melbourne City Lifestyle - Victoria Australia

[figbat1]

find my hidden comments

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[figbat1]

i came up with a theory that involves the book of genesis (fig leaves) buddha (sitting under the bodhi fig tree) jesus (many sayings about figs) ross horne's book (new health revolution) and science (figs are the most important source of food for fruit eating rainforest animals). i then experimented on the figs by eating mainly dried figs (same brand) for over 6 years now and found cycles which i related to the numbers in psgs 11/12 of the book of revelations. this theory has gone everywhere.

[figbat1]

ross horne's books have been removed from the australian libraries and from the bookshops' shelves.

[figbat1]

hallelujah!

[albertmobilephone]

Great City! I love it! I want to live there now!!

[parsizaban]

nothing great about melbourne. Very boring too.

[thedoaba]

is there more like tabs???

[GayBoyRunning]

the people below must be Jealous because Melbourne Is the Most Beautiful City in the World..Tthe 2nd most beautiful would be Sydney..

[GayBoyRunning]

the people below must be Jealous because Melbourne Is the Most Beautiful City in the World..Tthe 2nd most beautiful would be Sydney..

[Gabbo2010]

Melbourne, kiss my ASS. Sydney is the best city in Australia and the world. I spent a week in Melbourne, it was fucking depressing. Rained every fucking day, no sun, and this is Australia!!!?? Would have fucking went back to England. But no Sydney is incredible. Great weather, better people.

[nupthatisit]

@Gabbo2010 Actually, if you check the Bureau of Meteorology statistics on their website you'll see that Sydney has far greater annual rainfall than Melbourne.

[Gabbo2010]

@nupthatisit

Fuck u faggot.

[nupthatisit]

@Gabbo2010 Hmmm..... didn't think it was possible for heterosexual females to be "faggots" for pointing out statistical truths. Learn something new every day :)

[birdie2219]

melbourne is like the bronx. full of bogans and piss weak politicians and cops.

[DutchinKorea]

It's just called Australia's most livable city.

[edsravi]

All of Australia is great expect Melbourne.

Melbourne has lot drunk teenagers going around bashing people. Melbourne police is useless,they have no clue to control alcohol related violence.

Melbourne can be very dangerous at night. Do not travel on train at night or walk on streets at night In Melbourne.

Sydney, Brisbane,Gold coast, Perth, Adelaide,Hobart, Darwin etc are very friendly and much safer then Melbourne.

[Artificialmagination]

@edsravi

True, Melbourne is a dangerous city, but when you pack 4 million people into one space, expect corruption. Other citie around Australia aren't the best wehn it comes to crime either, remember. Don't walk in dark alleyways and streets of the city at night and don't go near nightclubs and you should be fine. Melbourne isn't Australia's most beautiful city, but it has an Urban cross Victorian culture behind it, a culture like no other that breathes life into the city.

[mooneepondskid]

@edsravi Typical clueless indian. Melbourne is no less violent than Sydney..and there are plenty of drunk teenagers in every state capital in Australia.

[caylon31]

@edsravi no just don't piss people off you be ok

[melbournecapital]

@edsravi

sydney has much more crime then Melbourne, Melbourne is rated a the safest city in Australia.

Freedom of Information documents show sydney has 35% more crime then Melbourne and NY is a safer city then sydney, and Kings cross in sydney is rated as having more crime than any location in Australia

[emgee65]

@edsravi India is a murderous shithole.

[maxyork]

I loved melbourne!!!!! Its beatifull and I want to go back! should be much famous than sydney i think!

Marvellous melbourne! (:!

[ZAFFETKODAR]

@maxyork With all due respect, I think it should never be more famous because that would just spoil it. Its the city that suprises the world. Sydney will forver be the finacial captial and the main gateway! BUT then people want to see more so they hear about melb, and go down to visit yet then they are stunned with how AMAZING it is! it gives Australia a different feel where you have the best of both worlds from BRISBANE SYDNEY MELBOURNE! :) Each city so different, each city so special!

[NickoMcbrainRules]

any city with fireballs is good by me!

[karamsas]

fuck off

[fatsybaiby]

very beautiful indeed

[Badsellcut]

I'm flying to Melbourne from London on Sunday - I can't wait - QANTAS BABY!!!!!!

[ncacace]

Unless you happen to be Indian of course. Then it sucks.

When did the south start becoming the "deep south"?

[RamzGT]

"art... food... architecture... and lifest- DRUGS"

;P

[karpiu666]

@RamzGT hehehe that makes it even better :P

[RamzGT]

@karpiu666

ya man im trying to get the hell outta the USA right now... no jobs, no intelligent ppl, and no PSYs!!!! how terrible!

oh yeah, and no good techno either

[NarowAR07]

@RamzGT dude move to holland for techno ;D i recomend Angerfist for ya

[melkingcat]

Lol, okay "Doctor". I'm sure you know its "cells" not "sells".

Where'd you get your medical degree? The back of the Weeties box?

[jayare101]

can anyone help me here in my thesis for the landmarks facts and historia of victoria australia add me plsssssssss jay_are101 thats y mess

[emgee65]

GO STORM!!

[Cusk0]

Trash people are trash with or without the alcohol, goto a pub or club early and observe who becomes a nuisance who wasn't already. I work in bars, and its also the venues fault as much. We don't cut people off till they're way over intoxicated.

[DaCurbstomper]

Talk about banning alcohol is fucking retarded if you cant handle your piss dont fucking drink it... But if you want to take the glass from my hand you'll have a fight on your hands.. political correct fuckheads are ruining this world

[atown327]

i hear that ... its all the over 55s sitting at home saying ban this ban that they have no idea at all wat goes on in the cbd

[sepul071200]

it dont matter how long drinking has been going on......ban it along with smoking. thats when everyone will see the diffrence,

[iskandar1111]

yes, but drinking isn't a health risk. Smoking is.

That's why smoking is banned. Drinking is only a health risk in some people because they are too stupid to know when to stop.

[sepul071200]

people feel the same way about smoking though....go out have a nice drink/meal and a smoke, but if they ban it...its gone....nobody needs to drink alcahol or smoke......but at same time i can understand people like you who drink and enjoy it and dont go hurting other people because they are drunk,

there is no-way they would ban alcahol or cigs anyway...as it brings in to much money for the country,

[iskandar1111]

Smoking isn't part of our culture. Drinking is.

Alcohol has been around for thousands of years, our ancestors drank alcohol, King Henry the bloody 8th drank alcohol, even Julius Caeser drank alcohol. The minute we ban alcohol is the also minute we give in to political correctness.

Smoking has only come recently during the past decades and it poses an immediate health risk. That's why they banned smoking in some public areas and they put the grotesque pictures on the pack to discourage people.

[sepul071200]

i wished u live in melbourne as come next month when im there....id love nothing more than to meet up with you....so i could kick the living shit out of your face,

then id piss down ure throat,

(THAT WOULD CERTAINLY HELP EVERYONE ELSE)

[iskandar1111]

I don't so much object to the fact that I would be without alcohol if they banned it, but the notion that you feel that the government has the right to take away your civil liberties.

If you want to drink alcohol responsibly, then that should be legal, if you want to drink alcohol and get smashed, then that should be legal as well. It is your right as a citizen and an adult to make these decisions for yourself.

[iskandar1111]

I understand that maybe someone you know may have died as a result of alcohol, but banning alcohol is the wrong decision.

Maybe stricter laws for purchasing alcohol by someone who has a history of these things? At least something, but not banning it all together even for responsible drinkers.

Tell me what am I supposed to drink when I go out to dinner at a nice restaurant? It is a social drink and it is part of western culture to have alcohol for social reasons.

[sepul071200]

i tell you what iskandar......u fucking bang on you do.....why dont you shut the fuck up u inbred tramp,

no one cares what a twat like you thinks.

(hope this helps)

[iskandar1111]

well nobody cares what a twat like you thinks.

Do you honestly feel the need to ban alcohol? That is a basic right as an adult to make the decision to drink alcohol if you want to.

I know what alcohol does to you. but don't stop other people from drinking responsibly just because some people can't handle it.

Alcohol has been around for thousands of years and what right have you got to say to me that I can't drink it all of a sudden?

[sepul071200]

im 32 an been drinking for 17 yrs, obviously a prick like you has no real idea what alcahol does to you....or how many people die from the wankers who drink it....but cannot handle it,

ive been to australia twice before an been to many countries round the world playing poker.......i drink but i can handle it....but if they banned it....i wouldnt care less........ok KID.

[iskandar1111]

What about the vast majority of responsible drinkers that drink for social reasons.

What? Because of some wankers who decide to get smashed, you think the government should ban alcohol?

Many people would take offense. That the government treats them like they can't take care of themselves.

That's when people cry 'nanny state'.

[iskandar1111]

Well, I said that you were a kid because I don't think any average adult would even postulate the idea of banning alcohol.

Obviously because it is so outrageous.

[sepul071200]

they will never sort that out....trouble in all citys now like that every night,

ban alcahol would be a great start,

keep the dickheads who cant handle there ale off the streets, as for drugs....i reckon they should get more strict....if ure found with drugs...5 yrs.....if u have more than personal use....then 15 - 20 yrs in prison....this would stop them...easily!!

[iskandar1111]

"ban alcahol would be a great start"

lol you are obviously not of the drinking age limit yet. You will understand some day kid.

[PoltergeistGhost]

Our nightlife has gotten alot more dangerous recently, there is fights, drugs and alcohol fueled violence. But the in the daytime it's really safe, but I wish they could sort out the night time problems...

[seriouslyBENNETT]

seriously every other city ive been to are boaring.... People in Melbourne are way more Random and Different and thats what i like about it XD

[iskandar1111]

apparently, people in Melbourne also can't spell.

[seriouslyBENNETT]

apparently, no shit dudde! i am crap at spelling do you think i care? no! i only actually check my gramer or spelling if it is something serious like a job or my english assigment.. yeah probably sounds dumb but suit yourself.

[iskandar1111]

Yeah it sounds really dumb.

I mean, to spelling boring like "boaring" is obviously not an innocent mistake. You actually didn't know how to spell boring.

Yeah everyone makes a bigger effort for english assignments, but you made a mistake so big it cannot be simple pushed aside as an innocent mistake on the account of being lazy.

The fact that you actually don't know how to spell makes people question your authority and well, believability, on your comments that you make.

[iskandar1111]

"haha probably just some little kid" they think.

When for all they know you could be much older, but the way you spell things (not grammar, actual big spelling mistakes) makes people question this.

Sure write something like "its" without an apostrophe or "atsralia" is simply taken as a typo. but with "boaring", you add en entire letter, meaning you actually can't spell boring.

[emgee65]

And Sydney has been voted the "MOST NAIVE" state in Australia...hahaha

[iskandar1111]

Sydney isn't a state, it's a city.

[emgee65]

I knew that .... My bad!

[nupthatisit]

@emgee65 You do realise that that "research" was a hoax done for a comedy show, don't you? Watch the first episode of Hungry Beast. Perhaps instead of crowning Sydney the most gullible city (yes, city, not state), we should name you most gullible Youtuber

[emgee65]

@nupthatisit I did realise my mistake in my haste to comment.....try reading on next time.

Suppose you're gonna tell me that shitney's not Australia's "Gay Capital" either , right?

Who the fuck responds to year old comments anyway?.....Dipshit!

[nupthatisit]

@emgee65 wow, do you have anger management issues!!! Perspective, it's only Youtube. If you have that much pent up energy put it to good use, help people in need instead of swearing needlessly. BTW I'm a Melburnian.

[emgee65]

@nupthatisit No anger management issues here.....Just telling it like it is. ^^) ... If you have issues with my response to your comment , then , dont post smartassed responses to mine.

PS:...What?....you dont swear? :/

[nupthatisit]

@emgee65 I certainly don't swear to complete strangers. I also didn't think I was being smart in my response. It seems you have a problem with Sydney's events for gay and lesbian people, given your initial response to me, something that had nothing to do with the discussion at hand.

[emgee65]

@nupthatisit You dont consider your insinuation of someone being gullible as not being offensive in any way?

Go and suggest it to somebody you may think deserves it ,"away from youtube" ,and get back to me once you have their fist surgically removed from your throat .

Exactly where did "it seem I have a problem with shitneys gay mardigra?.....and even if I did.....So what?

[nupthatisit]

@emgee65 what, you couldn't see the irony of it? And the mere fact you call Sydney "Shitney" as well as your assumption that I didn't have a problem with their gay status (which I don't, btw) would lean to the obvious assumption that you clearly do. If you have a problem with the way I make presumptions based on your clumsily worded posts, perhaps greater care on your part on your wording wouldn't go astray?

[emgee65]

@nupthatisit "Clumsily worded posts?"...." Greater care on my wording"? ...

I guess using a capital letter at the beginning of your reply would'nt have gone astray either.

And you call yourself a teacher? :( .

I word my post's how I please ..... Nobody forces you to read them ..... Get over it! .

I certainly dont have a problem with your "presumptuous" replies.....I mean , its not like I expected anything more from someone of your character.

[emgee65]

@emgee65 It take's alot more than you , one who attacks somebody online , for a minor ( Year old,Acknowledged) slip , to cause me any problem......dont flatter yourself.

[nupthatisit]

@emgee65 How amusing, you criticise my use of capital letters and then proceed to incorrectly use apostrophes, that is funny. I also find it amusing you should comment on my character, remember you swore at me first off.

[emgee65]

@nupthatisit And you're the one who claims to be the teacher, yet you make such errors.....Thats what I call amusing.....and may I say "widespread" among those like yourself.

Why not comment on your character?..... You're the one labelling strangers gullible whilst sitting behind the safety of your keyboard , then feel hard done by when a few choice words come your way....What did you expect?....

You say..."You swore at me first off." ... I ask "What are you?............A Child"?

[nupthatisit]

@emgee65 I just call it as I see it. After all, you called Sydneysiders gullible based on a hoax on a comedy show. Does that not make you gullible? That didn't use swear words, now did it?

[emgee65]

@nupthatisit I call it as I see it also....How do you figure I swore at you when the word "FUCK" was clearly used as an interjection rather than an insult directed at you?

Did I tell you to go fuck yourself?.......

To take such offence at a word thats so commonly used , Does'nt that not make you a"PRUDE"?

[nupthatisit]

@emgee65 Actually, looking at your first post directed at me, you did indeed swear at me, or do you not consider calling someone a dipshit as swearing at someone? I don't consider myself a prude, but I do consider you to be a rude person with a very short memory.

[emgee65]

@nupthatisit Err , No.....Wrong again.

Dipshit is not a swear word as you put it but more of a moniker than anything else.

If you dont consider yourself a prude then I suggest you stop carrying on like one.

Consider me as you wish but it was merely a reaction to your inaccurate description of me.

Peace.

[emgee65]

@emgee65 Re: Your move from "F**k" .. ^^) to "Dipshit......Does that mean that poor little 4 letter word's been released from custody now?

[nupthatisit]

@emgee65 Do you actually know what the crap you're on about? If you want me to swear at you then you got it you idiotic cunt.

[emgee65]

@nupthatisit ....I know very well what I'm on about.....Its you thats lost the plot here.

First you get some mentally retarded idea I wanted you to swear at me.....then you call me an idiotic cunt?.... Your intelligence seems to be really peaking now...LOL

Seems like some delusional moron here has lost what little self control they may have had left .....

And you say "I" have anger management issues?....LOL!

[nupthatisit]

@emgee65 there you go, try psychoanalysing that one. 

[emgee65]

@nupthatisit Geez.....You dont take kindly to being answered back to ...do you ?

Seems I've been correct in thinking this poster is nothing more than an unintelligent , sexually frustrated little Skank.

[nupthatisit]

@emgee65 so psychoanalysis isn't your forte I see.

[nupthatisit]

@emgee65 Does dipshit not contain the word shit in it? Is shit not a swear word? I do now consider you more stupid than you've come across on this forum, not to mention sticking with the original gullible.

[emgee65]

@nupthatisit @nupthatisit Is that the best you could come up with?

First you fail to prove that I swore at you directly , then you hopelessly resort to dissecting words to try and suit your ever pointless dribble......and when that fails you resort swearing ....Can you be any more pathetic.??

Oh! Psychoanalysis Complete! ^^)

[nupthatisit]

@emgee65 So are you delusional as well as stupid and gullible?  You proved your gullibility by commenting on the Hungry Beast skit, and when this is pointed out to you you call me a dipshit, and then deny you swore at me, thereby making you delusional, and to top it all off you take my commenting on your swearing at me as being a prude, showing me how stupid you are. Nice one.

[emgee65]

@nupthatisit The crown of Hypocritical Stupidity is has fused itself onto your thick skull.

Seriously , does everybody end up sounding like a broken record when it comes to pointing things out to you?... I mean , its like trying to converse with a headcase.

As for delusional ..... I would've suggested you read your past posts but that would do no good as

your memory is very much like a sieve without the mesh.

Swear at me all you like if it makes you feel better

[nupthatisit]

@emgee65 Congratulations on saying a whole heap while failing to say anything constructive at all, what a waste of energy on your part!

[emgee65]

@nupthatisit Funny you say that. ^^)

What you just said pretty much applies to every comment you've posted thus far.

"Waste of energy"?? .....Look who's talking. lol

[nupthatisit]

@emgee65 I may just add hypocritical to that as well, considering in your mind it's quite okay to swear at me, but noooooo, no one can swear at you :) Am I getting close?

[djdisco123]

Melbourne=Heaven..... love my city Go Melbourne.

[Gabbo2010]

@djdisco123

Fucking idiot. Melbourne = Cloudy Hell, Sydney = Sunny Heaven Fuck you faggot.

[DannyTehCHURRO]

@djdisco123 a dodgy wanker named luke lives there. he loves balls. add him on xbox. PopcOrN Pl4YeR

[perrylauren]

GO MELBOURNE .....best night life =D

[darkskies1989]

Melbourne is sooo big, every time I go there I get myself lost! =/

Although.. my sense of navigation = crap lol

[Phibes87]

It's played out for sure. But then again, so is everything before we experience it in the flesh.

[beginmaster]

Great Melbourne Great Australia!

[applesweeter]

SHIT CITY

[applesweeter]

I hate the casino in Melbourne

[emgee65]

Applesweeter!....How much money did you lose at the Crown Casino? .. LOL

[applesweeter]

I hate Melbourne

[vxrobby]

hong kong can suck my dong

[xxuselessbulletsxx]

mel is heaven compared to the shitholes in new zealand.

[cutajarc]

shut up u hong kong retard

[peterj76]

Melbourne is nice, but Adelaide is much nicer. In Sydney you can have more fun than both combined but would suck to live in.

[vxrobby]

omg people pls dont lisen to this guy adelaaide is the biggest hole in australia and almost the wold ist the most boring nothing place ever how is

[peterj76]

DUDE, Adelaide is very well organised (so much so, you can even see this in a aeroplane when you come into land at Adelaide airport), and very nice. Colonel William Light planned the city in a grid arrangment with multpile parks in and around the city and design is world famous. You are correct, it's not always the most exciting place. , but people who live here, especially older people like it that way.

[applesweeter]

you have problem in spelling and Gramma.

[xxuselessbulletsxx]

lmao

[BentRoses]

I think you mean, "You have a problem with spelling and grammar".

[dustpokeland2]

yer rofl

[madddoggkunt]

yer i live in adelaide and its a fuckin shit hole melbournes like 10 timnes bigger haha

[LukeX500]

i luv mlbourne

[maxyork]

marvellous melbourne*

definitely is the place to be :)

[watevergal20s]

i live in melbourne. beautiful city to live in. all different sense of culture,style, people. will neva live anywhere else.

[hrppcl89]

Best city in the world............

[TimDaLlama]

I live here, it's quite nice :]

[onlyjohnno613]

I've been in Melbourne all my life. It's a great city, but to be honest it's not thaaat "intense unlike any other city" =)

[RmaNew]

HI... WELL, I`M GOING TO MELBOURNE NEX WEEK... HOW IS WEATHER in July? WHAT KIND OF CLOTHE I NEED? IS WARM THERE? THIS IS MY FIRST TIME THERE... I ILL BE 6 DAY AND SIDNEY AND THEN MELBOURNE FOR MAYBE 20 DAYS... IF YOU CAN SEND ME SOME INFORMATION I APPRECIATE IT

[hektiklukeh]

Mhmm i love living in melbourne.

Such great and intresting people there :]

@ night iz best

[macfries1]

would it be good for busking there?

[joshie92]

yeh definately

[penfloyd]

Federation Square is an eyesore..........

[abcdletsplay]

moving to melbs in 56 days and counting wooo wooooooo

[KissMyVideo]

Good on ya Ive been here two years and I love it I feel like I am really living now. Good luck with your new life and enjoy Melbourne. Peace.

[NSBcrew07]

i love melbourne!

[Dayofthedead1976]

I didn't really picture Melbourne being as huge as it is. It's breath taking. I love the style of the buildings, they are hip. One day I hope to make it over.

[xjx123]

if john mccain wins u.s. presidency i might move here to melbourne because to have another republican rn are country would be a disaster

[Dayofthedead1976]

I totally agree.

[happynew2008]

really to travel there.;~.>

[mookiedoi]

nothing like home!