Worlds Biggest Alarm Clock

[Triqsnipe]

you have no life.

[XNitroSinX]

Have a good time with your girlfriend.

[thejoker795]

here you can fuck easy:P

[LearnerOfSkills]

Are you a polyphasic sleeper?

[maztah001]

I think you took it too seriously when someone told you you can't live without air.

[robjla1]

allot of energy for masturbation

[MrGxMoto]

in soviet russia beds jumps!

[MrHouse1186]

He's happy about the pain he has to wake up to

[evilbunnyreviews]

You seem like a alot of fun to hang out with

[haravtar]

is that bed frame made of titanium?

[GoreKidful]

I wouldn't feel very safe with wires everywhere near me. :x

[Crisscool6]

THAT right there... is a happy guy ;)

[monkeys20111]

ridin cowboy



[passoba]

ele construiu isso para os vizinhos acharem que um nerd também tem vida uma sexual ativa

[thelastair1]

surf on it hahahaha

[Thunderchicken1997]

You are one weird individual.

[tedm82]

"You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the sign post up ahead, your next stop...The Twilight Zone!"

[ktie28]

it can injure you...

That's the only action ur bed will get

[pmgodfrey]

Do the girls like it?  Oh wait...

[JcXtreme72]

those a/c compressors need the freon to lubricate them. The york compressors in Volvo's Ford's and AMC made jeeps are splash lubricated and you can buy dips sticks made for them.

[KLoughreyProductions]

@JcXtreme72 It's not the freon itself but they use a special compressor oil that you can buy at any auto parts store. You pour approx. 12oz of (most manufacturers) it into any orifice of the A/C system before sealing and pressurizing with the freon.

[stampmaille]

@KLoughreyProductions Sometimes I'll drip some oil down the intake but most of the time I don't bother lubricating them. When it burns out, I just swap it with another. I get them from old air conditioners so there's always plenty around.

[NoIdeaHowToCallMe]

imagine banging a chick on that thing... 'did you press enter again?' - 'no, this time it's me!' *yeaaaaaaaah*

[RamboLambo670]

So if someone steals your car at night, you wont be able to wake up?

[Skylord12345]

You're such a kool kid. Great job.

[powerking230]

freak.

[oCasperCaspero]

yes i get it,. he LOVES AIR.

[mrpw18]

lol

[Pizza4Sale]

what an idiot

[hahyunlee]

if i had that bed i would try to wake up before it triggered.... i dont wanna wake up when my face is on the pillow thats major face rape

[davec1717]

hahaha as an air compressor mechanic and a heavy sleeper i appreciate the shit out of this!!!! in hind sight tho i would have put the air cylinder on the side of the bed to toss you a few times then pitch the bed on such an angle it would have tossed anyone out! either way, great job with the bed, compressor and controls!!!

[davec1717]

hahaha as an air compressor mechanic and a heavy sleeper i appreciate the shit out of this!!!! in hind sight tho i would have put the air cylinder on the side of the bed to toss you a few times then pitch the bed on such an angle it would have tossed anyone out! either way, great job with the bed, compressor and controls!!!

[ZebbMassiv]

you need a nerdy light sleeping hot wife with a great baseball swing.

[JAYMURRAY93]

you are insane.

[anuth13]

Amazing ur soo funny

[prankmakers95]

can you go to sleep knowing that will happen?

[guilhermecruz]

Then we have air. AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR AIR .

[samme0404]

Best bed ta have sex.

[iSewil]

You're fucking crazy man, honestly, calm down!

[LordOfObsi]

haha, your crazy! but very cool :)

[markz36]

Mad Man !!

[jackson593]

LOL i Bet your nabours think you get around

[ssnaress]

hahaha you're like a mad scientist!

[Esfuerzo31]

awesome invention however i wish i had one that made the bed slowly increase the angle so that you slide off whether it be the front or side of the bed

[stampmaille]

@Esfuerzo31 and end up in a cozy little pile on the floor? I want it to wake me up!

[MagnaV3084]

Besides all the standards fornicating comments I could think of lol, Why not just use a real air compressor instead of that... little thing...

[stampmaille]

@MagnaV3084 That "little thing" is quieter than any air compressor on the market, and you'd be surprised how many cfm it puts out. Noise is important when keeping an air compressor running indoors, especially right next to your bedroom.

[MagnaV3084]

@stampmaille

I have my 20 gallon, rated at 5.6@90psi inside the house right next to my bedroom, yet its quiet enough I dont hear it in the next room....

Oil bath, and belt drive, therein lies the difference. Anything direct drive is noisy as hell.

[codyjt5150]

dude you are a fucking genious, you should put these on the market!!!!!!

[Viesor]

i want this in my car seat :D

[posterdude105]

where you where the bed it looks like you where having sex with it!

[RefluxEntertainment]

Ever had sex on that bed?

[bestSVMS]

that would be even better if you puit another valve on the other side, and made it go crazy with each side down at differnt times

[DenisMetodiev]

coooooool i like it :O

[Ludovicuss]

where do you bought that bed?,it's extremly resistent!!!!

[AchingMemories]

ur crazy... nothing more

[findleme]

imagine fucking a chick on that bed lmao!!!

[xxLanaCabanaxx]

<3 YOU!!! lol

[supermachine2000]

This guy have to chill!

[08firthf]

lol. This guy sure is crazy!

[ThePiper235]

whiplash much?

[KrissSro]

Id like to fuck my Gf on that bed,lol

[TheWorldAgainstJosh]

you need to get laid.

[prosper58]

@TheWorldAgainstJosh Hey, you're the one commenting on a sugar-happy nerd's video. You need to get laid.

[TheWorldAgainstJosh]

@prosper58 uhm... no. hahaha

[x69mc69x]

someone needs to get out more... maybe find a girlfriend?

[randrage]

No more caffeine for you

[emokekz890emokekz]

2:21 onwards looks...gay

[emokekz890emokekz]

lol pause at the beginning. "HEY IT"S FREEEEEED THE GAYLORD FOCKER!"

[Bp1033]

Oh thats just to awesome. xD

What is it coded in? (my guess is QBasic)

[waico27]

i want to see that bed break hahaha

nice invention!

[TehDarkWolf]

so you leave you car open all day and night?

[TinselTV]

You made my day, crazy man

[Wiivified]

"wasn't that just fantasticle" Haha... the guy is craazy!

[ER801]

You sound like Bullwinkle. ("Hey Rocky...")

[nrdesign1991]

...Now that's what i call a perfect freak :D

(It's not intended to be offending!)

[himselffd]

r u high? wtf is wrong with u?u need help

[ThexNerd]

your mom needs help after i strenched her vag... OHHH!!!!! BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but all jokes aside, you should really go take her to a doc...

[motokid413]

nothing is wrong with him....hes just a nerd

[Vi3tNamBoi]

cool

but uhh...this might be a reason why yu don't have a girlfriend...

[markmd9]

freak :)

[AussieHoon]

A-HAH!

[bob3006]

this guy is like a brainy version of fred

[andythefan]

HE SEEMS OVERLY EXCITED!!!!

[MTLBOY84]

When are you planning to get laid?

[MultiPokemon2]

@MTLBOY84 He still lives at home. He is the new 40 Year old Virgin.

[arsenal553]

@MTLBOY84 This engineering this guy has done is far more impressive than you sticking your dick in a girl. I doubt you could construct anything mechanical like this.

[RobinHeiberg]

@MTLBOY84 With this bed he wouldn't have to do a thing. The bed'll do all the work for him.

[BArPhBlog]

Ummm . . . this may be a horrible thing to say, so I apologize in advance, but, if I slept in a single bed in the basement (of my parent's house?) I would maybe not want everyone to know.

[vicoshack]

u r nuts Lol Kool stuff buddy

[panagisgr]

RE PALABE!!!!!

[iplehguitar]

yur quite estatic

you seem like a fun guy to be around

for a while...

you must of spent a lot of time by yourself

[GoddamnRockGoddess]

yeah and will continue to I am sure...

[iplehguitar]

you remind me of a friend i had once

[weezilla]

I'm curious of how you interfaced it into the computer. Would you mind detailing it a little bit (not step for step).

Thanks !

Great invention by the way.

[stampmaille]

I use the parallel port which has 8 logic outputs

I only use one of the outputs to operate the valve

the circuit goes sorta like this...

parallelport pin #1->transistor->valve

I needed a transistor or amplify the the voltage/current because the valve uses 24v and the computer only has a 5v logic signal

I use a darlington transistor array (ULN 2803A) which has 8 transistors inside that are good for .5A each.

so yeah, this is only about 1/8th of what I could control

[kakkahuumoria]

u should be good movie actro xD man I like your style :D

[vezac]

how much money did you spend for that

[stampmaille]

well lemme see...

The air compressor came from an old air conditioner, the computer is an old one given to me by a friend, and the air cylinder and valve came from the dumpster of a local auto parts factory.

Despite all this I still probably spent at least $300 or so over the years on things like pressure regulators, air fittings other valves, hoses other air cylinders shock absorbers(useless) and other stuff.

[h4rk4t]

your telling me to lay off the wacky tobacky?

[MonkeyDaFist]

is that a computer moniter or a tv