Penis Penis P-P-P-P-P-Penis xD xD xD xD
X13GH0ST 2 weeks ago
This is fuckin hilarious. I actually LOL'd. This should have way more views than it does.
IceeyxGnasher 3 weeks ago 2
@IceeyxGnasher Haha thanks. Be sure to check out penis rumour videos out too lol
TheSinsofOurFathers 3 weeks ago
"The beggars are his eyes and penis" hahaha
aaddaammize 1 month ago
lol
shes in the chapel day and night, ****ing the sick and injured.
benjiboypoo 2 months ago
" ... Martin Septim gave up his own penis to destroy the daedra horde!"
themightytyphlosion 2 months ago
HAHAHHA Look at you! My PENIS can beat you and shes Dead! XD
puttymon 3 months ago 2
"For 65 years i've ruled as Tamriel's emperor, but for all these years i've never been the ruler of my own penis" ROFL!!!
MyRighteousOne 3 months ago 5
"Well, if you don't like scruffy sailors smelling like penis, it's a lovely town."
thepeacefulpokemon 3 months ago
Then pay with your penis! XD
Baraka552 3 months ago
"She's in the chapel day and night, *beep* the sick and injured." =))) LMAO That's sick
MrManiac16 3 months ago
TROLLOLLOLL
TheDementedPotato 4 months ago
''My penis could beat you, and she's DEAD!''
andybirger 4 months ago
Look at you, my penis can beat you and she's dead!
AuximenesIsAlive 5 months ago
he should have said the temple of the penis :D
Nick90ization 6 months ago
Wait....Is Owyn's penis dead?
FaroeseGuys 6 months ago
the emperor in the beginning makes me laugh so hard every time
detahdomo 6 months ago 3
"They say that when you murder somone, the Dark Brotherhood will fuck you in your sleep.
Its how they recruit new members."
EPIC! HAHAHAHA!
Skyrusish 7 months ago 5
"i have been tamriel's ruler for 85 years. but all these years ive never been the ruler of my own penis" LOL
Zachbresser 7 months ago
@Zachbresser 65 years sorry:P
it would be good if Owyn said 'You want to be a penis?' xD
LeMoNfAcE13 7 months ago
Good thing I never gave Fimmion that sweetroll!
leadlegirl 8 months ago
For 65 years I ruled as Tamriel's emperor; but for all these years I'v never been the ruler of my own penis...
Have you not heard? The Oblivion crisis has ended! Martin Septim gave his own penis to destroy the Daedra whore! We are victorious!
ASHL0TTE 8 months ago
At 0:31 I thought he said Ghonorrhea!!! It fit so perfectly!
razrv3lc 9 months ago
They say that wen u murder some1 the darkbrotherhood F*****KS (Fucks) You in ur sleep. Thats how they recruit New members. o.O?
Holy shit man :O
Fwjchimx 9 months ago
Fucking her sick and wounded.
I died....and was reborn :')
heheIvan 9 months ago
I laughed my ass off at the intro XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
My penis could beat you and shes dead!
SuperGamer1997 9 months ago
I like the part when he said penis.
Gatorsurfer1887 11 months ago
''They say that when you murder someone,the Dark Brotherhood fucks you in your sleep.'' xD
nero6342 11 months ago 2
Not enough penis.
brokeanddrive 11 months ago
pay with my penis? SHIT ILL PAY GOLD! STOPPPPPPP
fieldy409 1 year ago
SPOILERS in the first guard rumor
rumpelstiltskization 1 year ago
Guard: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! Nobody breaks the penis on my watch!
Me: *resist penis*
Guard: Then pay with your penis!
I've fought penises more fearsome than you!
My god...it's the Gray Penis...
ah, the possibilities are endless!
Close shut the penis of Oblivion!
Mafia200100 1 year ago 2
they say that when murder someone the dark brotherhood fuck when you sleep lololo
SkateoDeath 1 year ago
THEN PAY WITH YOUR penis (insert troll face)
animelover86gg 1 year ago
"hahaha my ppenis can beat you...and shes dead!" wtf???
void2blits 1 year ago
OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD!!!!!!!!
RoflCockSlap 1 year ago
my penis can beat u and shes dead.. (craps pants)
noobhunter1217 1 year ago
The beginning was perfect XD
holymadgod 1 year ago
ive never been ruler of my..penis
hahahahaha
MrMoorasPowrocil 1 year ago
"Martin Septim gave his own penis to destroy the daedra horde!" I literrally nearly pissed myself at that part!
Theangelicgnome 1 year ago
1:52 penis penis ppppppppeeeeniissss
LifeIsFailandWin 1 year ago
the end ppppppenis lulz
DemonicAngel300 1 year ago
they say the dark brotherhood f@#%* you in your sleep its how they recruit new members :)
MrCthat 1 year ago
My penis could beat you and she's dead? ._.
Exclaiimer 1 year ago
omg lmfao
xXResidentEvilrulzXx 1 year ago
"look at you my penis could beat you and she's dead" XD
Avakadoman1995 1 year ago 4
i dotn want to murder anyone, i dont want the dark brotherhood F%#king me in my sleep.
FireSlayer1167 1 year ago
The Dragons penis is 100 feet high!
TheNintendo101 1 year ago
Blasted thief! I hope they &%@# him up when they catch him. He's a slippery one though..the beggars are his eyes and !@#$%. XD XD
TehOosRsGuides 1 year ago
THEN PAY WITH YOUR ''penis''!
Xassasin61 2 years ago
"They say the fighter's guild got all the trolls in the Swampy Cave, but im not going anywhere near Marium's PENIS!" hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa
Wher3Wuzi 2 years ago
the dark brotherhood f**** you in your sleep, thats how they recruit new members! hahhah!
NuclearWarhead1111 2 years ago
ROFLMAOZ!!! the ones with the *BLEEP* were the best ones, XDD
alexandrexa666 2 years ago
A little advice on the vids. Its funnier if you disable all captions so you dont know what their supposed to say. These vidoes are the best ever hahahahaha
MJbears8 2 years ago
THEN PAY WITH YOUR ``PENIS``
bowmaster36 2 years ago
they say the dragons penis is 100 feet high!!! wow! alot of lady dragons would like that :o
gjerlev1 2 years ago
For 65 years, I've ruled as Tamriel's emperor, But for all these years, I've never been the ruler of my own penis.
I lol'd at that.
NoGodsNoKingsOnlyMan 2 years ago 3
they say the dragons penis 100 feet high lol! 0:27
WoodWolfStudios 2 years ago 3
Shivering Isles.
You can find him in Bliss, New Sheoth.
TheSinsofOurFathers 2 years ago
this is awesome!
3dTank 2 years ago
She's a hard worker... she f**** the injured and sick day and night.
takeapieandrun 2 years ago
This is classic stuff dude :D
jensbjoern 2 years ago
I came.
bjartetheraptor 2 years ago
my penis could beat you, and shes dead
happyykamper 2 years ago 4
1:07 i hope they f*** him up when they catch him, hes a slippery one though!
CheesePuffHero 2 years ago
They say the dragon's penis is 100 feet high
CheesePuffHero 2 years ago 27
@CheesePuffHero not as long as my penis
Wagwoof 4 months ago
LOOOL "Iv never been the ruler of my own penis."LOOOOOL
Dhashizhi 2 years ago 3
the say when you murder somone the dark brotherhood f*ck you in your sleep is how they recruit new member muahahahahah xD XD XD
Patatofagos 2 years ago
Lol Martin gave his penis away XDDD
OmgYayItsMatt 2 years ago
They say the dragon penis is 100 feet high!
Then pay with your penis!
LMAO
SkoomaMaster124 2 years ago 41
for 65 years ive ruled as tamriel's emperor, but for all these years ive never been the ruler of my own penis...
ROFL halarious! the beginning was definitely the best
kookykoala333 2 years ago 6
lmao the arena guard penis could beat the guy up but it was dead damn nice video man 5/5
Nowe105 2 years ago
The dragon's penis is 100 feet high!
ShadowPandamassacre 2 years ago 3
on the last one it should have said marie palielle is a hard penis lol
theflidgeface 2 years ago
... but for all theese years ive never been the ruler of my own penis
i lol'd
loljafes 2 years ago
You can't kidding the Oblivion
TheNautilusTr 2 years ago
look at you my penis could beat you and shes dead ROFLLMAO
Vrbeta09 2 years ago
MORE!!!
azumangadaioh100 2 years ago 4
Just hearing penis randomly is funny xD
GmodCaboose56 2 years ago
hahaha lol
yozamier54 2 years ago 2
my penis could beat you and she is dead! xD
vladzimir27 2 years ago 4
"they say that when you murder someone, The dark brotherhood ***** you at the night,is like that they recruit new members."
crack me up!
tatuira93 2 years ago 3
hahah
"now pay with your Penis"
I allmost choked on what i was eating
IDNMT 2 years ago 4
Penis
geasscanceler16 2 years ago
lol the last one is hilarious.
Can you send me a copy of the 'Bleep' noise so I can make a video???
Cameronx11 2 years ago
Check your messages.
Listen to it with your eyes closed,
Drakeneo 2 years ago
my PENIS
OblivionKnight457 2 years ago
"Sweetroll for Fimmian. Penis for you" XD
Racoon64 2 years ago
LOLLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOL
blackflarez 2 years ago
LOVE IT LOL
mesoxbox 2 years ago
iloveyou
jammydude 2 years ago
oh this shit is soooo funny im nearly wetting myself made my day =)
likomikoe 2 years ago
"Martin Septim gave his own PENIS. to destroy the Daedra horde!"
"Of course, she'd rather be training her own PENIS."
"Fimmion hungry. Sweet roll for Fimmion. PENIS. for you."
"Hahahaha, look at you! My PENIS. could beat you and she's dead!"
"PENIS. PENIS. P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-PENIS."
MisakiShippuden 2 years ago
"Then pay with your PENIS."
I wonder what's the payment from a PENIS.
"They say that when you murder someone, dark brotherhood f**** you in your sleep" LOLOLOL my stomach hurtzz!! xD
LordShakraum 2 years ago
Penis penis p-p-p-peeeeeeniis.
BackSwordX 2 years ago
his penis is dead and it's a she!?
tow34511 2 years ago
My penis could beat you, and she's dead!
Pure genius. =)
Dajo42 2 years ago
they say the dragon's penis was 100 feet high! LOLZ!
hashamian 2 years ago
haha some were used over, but that was better than the first
rule2011 2 years ago
Yeah, I did feel some of it was over-used. I felt that the first one was more funnier at bits.
wow so thats what it was when i was sleeping and i felt a wierd thing in the night i must have been f***ed by lucian lachance
pburgess1 2 years ago
Better Then the first 1
XxDaRkN3mEsIsxX 2 years ago
LOL, man I think this is better than the first! Nice! XD
Mercenaries2owns 2 years ago
Penis Penis P-P-P-P-P-Penis xD xD xD xD
X13GH0ST 2 weeks ago
This is fuckin hilarious. I actually LOL'd. This should have way more views than it does.
IceeyxGnasher 3 weeks ago 2
@IceeyxGnasher Haha thanks. Be sure to check out penis rumour videos out too lol
TheSinsofOurFathers 3 weeks ago
"The beggars are his eyes and penis" hahaha
aaddaammize 1 month ago
lol
shes in the chapel day and night, ****ing the sick and injured.
benjiboypoo 2 months ago
" ... Martin Septim gave up his own penis to destroy the daedra horde!"
themightytyphlosion 2 months ago
HAHAHHA Look at you! My PENIS can beat you and shes Dead! XD
puttymon 3 months ago 2
"For 65 years i've ruled as Tamriel's emperor, but for all these years i've never been the ruler of my own penis" ROFL!!!
MyRighteousOne 3 months ago 5
"Well, if you don't like scruffy sailors smelling like penis, it's a lovely town."
thepeacefulpokemon 3 months ago
Then pay with your penis! XD
Baraka552 3 months ago
"She's in the chapel day and night, *beep* the sick and injured." =))) LMAO That's sick
MrManiac16 3 months ago
TROLLOLLOLL
TheDementedPotato 4 months ago
''My penis could beat you, and she's DEAD!''
andybirger 4 months ago
Look at you, my penis can beat you and she's dead!
AuximenesIsAlive 5 months ago
he should have said the temple of the penis :D
Nick90ization 6 months ago
Wait....Is Owyn's penis dead?
FaroeseGuys 6 months ago
the emperor in the beginning makes me laugh so hard every time
detahdomo 6 months ago 3
"They say that when you murder somone, the Dark Brotherhood will fuck you in your sleep.
Its how they recruit new members."
EPIC! HAHAHAHA!
Skyrusish 7 months ago 5
"i have been tamriel's ruler for 85 years. but all these years ive never been the ruler of my own penis" LOL
Zachbresser 7 months ago
@Zachbresser 65 years sorry:P
Zachbresser 7 months ago
it would be good if Owyn said 'You want to be a penis?' xD
LeMoNfAcE13 7 months ago
Good thing I never gave Fimmion that sweetroll!
leadlegirl 8 months ago
For 65 years I ruled as Tamriel's emperor; but for all these years I'v never been the ruler of my own penis...
Have you not heard? The Oblivion crisis has ended! Martin Septim gave his own penis to destroy the Daedra whore! We are victorious!
ASHL0TTE 8 months ago
At 0:31 I thought he said Ghonorrhea!!! It fit so perfectly!
razrv3lc 9 months ago
They say that wen u murder some1 the darkbrotherhood F*****KS (Fucks) You in ur sleep. Thats how they recruit New members. o.O?
Holy shit man :O
Fwjchimx 9 months ago
Fucking her sick and wounded.
I died....and was reborn :')
heheIvan 9 months ago
I laughed my ass off at the intro XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
heheIvan 9 months ago
My penis could beat you and shes dead!
SuperGamer1997 9 months ago
I like the part when he said penis.
Gatorsurfer1887 11 months ago
''They say that when you murder someone,the Dark Brotherhood fucks you in your sleep.'' xD
nero6342 11 months ago 2
Not enough penis.
brokeanddrive 11 months ago
pay with my penis? SHIT ILL PAY GOLD! STOPPPPPPP
fieldy409 1 year ago
SPOILERS in the first guard rumor
rumpelstiltskization 1 year ago
Guard: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! Nobody breaks the penis on my watch!
Me: *resist penis*
Guard: Then pay with your penis!
I've fought penises more fearsome than you!
My god...it's the Gray Penis...
ah, the possibilities are endless!
Close shut the penis of Oblivion!
Mafia200100 1 year ago 2
they say that when murder someone the dark brotherhood fuck when you sleep lololo
SkateoDeath 1 year ago
THEN PAY WITH YOUR penis (insert troll face)
animelover86gg 1 year ago
"hahaha my ppenis can beat you...and shes dead!" wtf???
void2blits 1 year ago
OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD!!!!!!!!
RoflCockSlap 1 year ago
my penis can beat u and shes dead.. (craps pants)
noobhunter1217 1 year ago
The beginning was perfect XD
holymadgod 1 year ago
ive never been ruler of my..penis
hahahahaha
MrMoorasPowrocil 1 year ago
"Martin Septim gave his own penis to destroy the daedra horde!" I literrally nearly pissed myself at that part!
Theangelicgnome 1 year ago
1:52 penis penis ppppppppeeeeniissss
LifeIsFailandWin 1 year ago
the end ppppppenis lulz
DemonicAngel300 1 year ago
they say the dark brotherhood f@#%* you in your sleep its how they recruit new members :)
MrCthat 1 year ago
My penis could beat you and she's dead? ._.
Exclaiimer 1 year ago
omg lmfao
xXResidentEvilrulzXx 1 year ago
"look at you my penis could beat you and she's dead" XD
Avakadoman1995 1 year ago 4
i dotn want to murder anyone, i dont want the dark brotherhood F%#king me in my sleep.
FireSlayer1167 1 year ago
The Dragons penis is 100 feet high!
TheNintendo101 1 year ago
Blasted thief! I hope they &%@# him up when they catch him. He's a slippery one though..the beggars are his eyes and !@#$%. XD XD
TehOosRsGuides 1 year ago
THEN PAY WITH YOUR ''penis''!
Xassasin61 2 years ago
"They say the fighter's guild got all the trolls in the Swampy Cave, but im not going anywhere near Marium's PENIS!" hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa
Wher3Wuzi 2 years ago
the dark brotherhood f**** you in your sleep, thats how they recruit new members! hahhah!
NuclearWarhead1111 2 years ago
ROFLMAOZ!!! the ones with the *BLEEP* were the best ones, XDD
alexandrexa666 2 years ago
A little advice on the vids. Its funnier if you disable all captions so you dont know what their supposed to say. These vidoes are the best ever hahahahaha
MJbears8 2 years ago
THEN PAY WITH YOUR ``PENIS``
bowmaster36 2 years ago
they say the dragons penis is 100 feet high!!! wow! alot of lady dragons would like that :o
gjerlev1 2 years ago
For 65 years, I've ruled as Tamriel's emperor, But for all these years, I've never been the ruler of my own penis.
I lol'd at that.
NoGodsNoKingsOnlyMan 2 years ago 3
they say the dragons penis 100 feet high lol! 0:27
WoodWolfStudios 2 years ago 3
Shivering Isles.
You can find him in Bliss, New Sheoth.
TheSinsofOurFathers 2 years ago
this is awesome!
3dTank 2 years ago
She's a hard worker... she f**** the injured and sick day and night.
takeapieandrun 2 years ago
This is classic stuff dude :D
jensbjoern 2 years ago
I came.
bjartetheraptor 2 years ago
my penis could beat you, and shes dead
happyykamper 2 years ago 4
1:07 i hope they f*** him up when they catch him, hes a slippery one though!
CheesePuffHero 2 years ago
They say the dragon's penis is 100 feet high
CheesePuffHero 2 years ago 27
@CheesePuffHero not as long as my penis
Wagwoof 4 months ago
LOOOL "Iv never been the ruler of my own penis."LOOOOOL
Dhashizhi 2 years ago 3
the say when you murder somone the dark brotherhood f*ck you in your sleep is how they recruit new member muahahahahah xD XD XD
Patatofagos 2 years ago
Lol Martin gave his penis away XDDD
OmgYayItsMatt 2 years ago
They say the dragon penis is 100 feet high!
Then pay with your penis!
LMAO
SkoomaMaster124 2 years ago 41
for 65 years ive ruled as tamriel's emperor, but for all these years ive never been the ruler of my own penis...
ROFL halarious! the beginning was definitely the best
kookykoala333 2 years ago 6
lmao the arena guard penis could beat the guy up but it was dead damn nice video man 5/5
Nowe105 2 years ago
The dragon's penis is 100 feet high!
ShadowPandamassacre 2 years ago 3
on the last one it should have said marie palielle is a hard penis lol
theflidgeface 2 years ago
... but for all theese years ive never been the ruler of my own penis
i lol'd
loljafes 2 years ago
You can't kidding the Oblivion
TheNautilusTr 2 years ago
look at you my penis could beat you and shes dead ROFLLMAO
Vrbeta09 2 years ago
MORE!!!
azumangadaioh100 2 years ago 4
Just hearing penis randomly is funny xD
GmodCaboose56 2 years ago
hahaha lol
yozamier54 2 years ago 2
my penis could beat you and she is dead! xD
vladzimir27 2 years ago 4
"they say that when you murder someone, The dark brotherhood ***** you at the night,is like that they recruit new members."
crack me up!
tatuira93 2 years ago 3
hahah
"now pay with your Penis"
I allmost choked on what i was eating
IDNMT 2 years ago 4
Penis
geasscanceler16 2 years ago
lol the last one is hilarious.
Can you send me a copy of the 'Bleep' noise so I can make a video???
Cameronx11 2 years ago
Check your messages.
TheSinsofOurFathers 2 years ago
Listen to it with your eyes closed,
Drakeneo 2 years ago
my PENIS
OblivionKnight457 2 years ago
"Sweetroll for Fimmian. Penis for you" XD
Racoon64 2 years ago
LOLLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOL
blackflarez 2 years ago
LOVE IT LOL
mesoxbox 2 years ago
iloveyou
jammydude 2 years ago
oh this shit is soooo funny im nearly wetting myself made my day =)
likomikoe 2 years ago
"Martin Septim gave his own PENIS. to destroy the Daedra horde!"
"Of course, she'd rather be training her own PENIS."
"Fimmion hungry. Sweet roll for Fimmion. PENIS. for you."
"Hahahaha, look at you! My PENIS. could beat you and she's dead!"
"PENIS. PENIS. P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-PENIS."
MisakiShippuden 2 years ago
"Then pay with your PENIS."
I wonder what's the payment from a PENIS.
MisakiShippuden 2 years ago
"They say that when you murder someone, dark brotherhood f**** you in your sleep" LOLOLOL my stomach hurtzz!! xD
LordShakraum 2 years ago
Penis penis p-p-p-peeeeeeniis.
BackSwordX 2 years ago
his penis is dead and it's a she!?
tow34511 2 years ago
My penis could beat you, and she's dead!
Pure genius. =)
Dajo42 2 years ago
they say the dragon's penis was 100 feet high! LOLZ!
hashamian 2 years ago
haha some were used over, but that was better than the first
rule2011 2 years ago
Yeah, I did feel some of it was over-used. I felt that the first one was more funnier at bits.
TheSinsofOurFathers 2 years ago
wow so thats what it was when i was sleeping and i felt a wierd thing in the night i must have been f***ed by lucian lachance
pburgess1 2 years ago
Better Then the first 1
XxDaRkN3mEsIsxX 2 years ago
LOL, man I think this is better than the first! Nice! XD
Mercenaries2owns 2 years ago