naughty orang-utan

[o0oBrokenCityo0o]

Gotta Vomit

[pryroAsain]

Self prostate exam?

[unicornnutz12]

looks like its time to clear my history ._.

[ge2298]

people who say "how did i get here!".. please stop saying that, because we all know that you got here because you saw the thumbnail and you read the title.

[KristiMeliawg629]

hihi baby You not gonna be bored with me

[RazorTheBestRazor]

why this shit got 1,045,501 views ?.... my awesome amvs dont pass even 800 views...

[xINVISIGOTHx]

the naughty part is him wiping it on the rug after

[174tomcabeceira54]

erm frisky and outgoing girl who wants to have fun

[tuhoro3]

yeah hes picking you out of his arse

[ParkerFarker]

this was in my recommended videos... shit

[DefinitleyNotMexican]

IIIIIIIIIIIII STILL CALL AUSTRALIA HHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM­MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OHSOOOFLY]

Hey this is what upper managment does!

[ZulmaJameir24]

hiya i am ur girl

[PyromaniacZone]

Damn nature! You scary!

[Kingbabyx3]

somtimes theres no :43

[MrSmile1087]

He looks like barrack Obama.

[thejordan854]

no pee thats wierd

[glagla128]

hahahahaha! so funny!

[TheCrazyHeidi]

Trampoline jumps.. Handsprings.. Waterslides.. Monkeys. This? AH YOUTUBE

[cdubbkitari5]

nothin' like the smell of your own brand...

[redsoul888]

I am so glad, we evolved from that. Feel bad for our ancestors however...

[Lasadialarwen]

oh that is rank, imma go lie down.

[ThePeachezboo]

lol monkey: ( woo that stinks). ( wipes it off)

[ChaoticThunderBolt]

Well I mean what else are you going to do??

[Smiddlestix101]

orangutan: you came here for a show, i'll give ya a show

[MrFeitetore]

no sweet lady, the worst thing is that I am masturbating

[JayTAkins]

Man this had me CRACKIN UP OUT MY CHAIR...Almost chocked on the artichoke I was eatin

[RKO1585]

was laughing already, then he sniffed it, bout fell out of my fuckin chair lol

[dognrunn]

At 0:20 MODELING POSE!!!

[Kapz34]

his ass itched... so what?

[kissmenut]

How did I ended up here?

[demonssouls11]

he was looking for his bannana

[apeters4590]

that lil bum scratching monkey could rip a human's head off. easy.

[doobiesmoke15]

The ape, vilest of beasts, how like us.

* Quintus Ennius, reported in Cicero, De Natura Deorum, Book I, Ch. 35

[Makeityourown78]

how the doodoo did i end up watching a ugly monkey.... oh yeah cuz i was looking up justin bieber :)

[HDRepulse]

Do act like you dont do it.

[SunriseHealthFoods]

and to think, we are related to these idiots

[IBarrowsPker]

humans do this to its normal poor oragutant is just cheaking stuff <.<

[angusbarron]

Anyone else get reminded of Angelina Jolie?

[elephantmanjosh]

shit bro, my ass is itchy.. wana help scratch?

[Haevenn]

We can train monkeys how to use soap and sanitizer, right?

[underwood154]

LOOK ITS OBAMA

[Trizzlol133]

OMGG

[rockpunkqueen201]

HAHAHAHA!!!! eww!!!

[MrJoshthebarbarian]

how did i get here!

[zottelmischel]

thanks

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

Buffering... Buffering... buffering... buffering... *internet doesent respond* me: F*ck this. :(

[joe23ba]

he is ugly

[lilboy2252]

well he needs something to do

[liquidchill]

whats the big deal I do this all the time

[ThePolypop]

***** Thats Super funny *****

[firefox12121]

Crotch shot xDD!!

[livingspirit14muyong]

may ulay ito sa pwet..

[TheNywarriors]

"Go to your address bar, after the word YOU and before the word TUBE, type in "win" then press enter"

[roadkillpedicab]

@TheNywarriors you are so fucking gay my kids saw tht you gay cunt

[xdarkorgasmx]

@roadkillpedicab lol what is it a gay porn website

[roadkillpedicab]

@roadkillpedicab ..........what difference does it make. if your kids watch it that doesnt make it a family video. tard

[IwanOrlov]

Monkey make Kung-Fu

/watch?v=doSp6z-4lm0

[sophiewillis10]

ORANGUTANG PORN !

[ToadLicker10]

orangutangs got some shaq diesiel size shoe

[mattadkins1]

haha

[cokevspepsi123254]

if i was a monkey, id flip off everyone i see... even tha cops. thumbs up if u would do tha same thing!!!

[BLACKTMoUaDiB]

WTF why im i seeing a banner with islam on this video ??!

[audi3333]

@BLACKTMoUaDiB its google (or youtube) tags. it means u been looking at something to do with islam. just like all the videos on the right> are to do with orang utans. lol

[leesueyue]

ewww

[tommieboyfan23]

i wish that was my finger in his ass

[ShelbyGirlll]

@tommieboyfan23 hilarious XD

[duckwifey87]

omg ughhhhhhhhhhh

[SniperMax93]

i wonder wat dat smells like ?????? =/?

[spyko247]

i will shag ur mum

[Iputhebapu]

I want Sex with this Ape.

[MrAlexB59]

@Iputhebapu ...



[liquidchill]

i do this all the time

[CTSpecOps]

Josh Miela can eat my poopy



[vemon95]

Oh no animal porn! o_O

[ChiaKaCheng]

'orang utan' in Bahasa Melayu, means 'forest man' literally. Bahasa is the local language in Borneo, where this primate originated from

[shezymac]

very naughty

[Mrsbieberbabe4ever]

reminds me of my grandpa LOVE YOU GRANDPA

[xXxDrSpectacularxXx]

jees whens the last time she shaved!!!!

[GerbilEssences]

"Don't pry mate!"

[knoxismyheart]

that was weird!

[sandkasterocker]

wannt to stick my nuts in the monkeyass

[CelinaJoy202]

@sandkasterocker That's normal.

[crashbrandon10]

dig dig, sniff, wipe, sniff, wipe again

[jorgethemasterx]

jajajajajaja pinche chago idiota

[Vampire280]

hahahahahaha and then he sniffs hi shand!!! how classic!!!! no lie my cousin's homeroom teacher does that in class

[cb8034]

hahahaha

[MistyOjaiGirl]

I thought he was gonna fling poo

[aly0917]

HES SAYIN LET ME THE HECK OUTTA HERE YOU WORTHLESS JERKS! IM NOT MEANT TO BE BEHIND GLASS LIKE A WORTHLESS TROPHY!

[SourApplez1211]

Dislike.

[Phantom663]

hey i did that at walmart yesterday!

[GuysSeriously]

Who doesn't like their own brand?

[mrcardio9r]

Nasty little fucker! I don't care if you're bored, sticking your fingers up your ass and smelling it is f'n sick and retarded. 

[multibuddhaneo]

@mrcardio9r What is sick is that humans put HUMAN emotions and concepts on things that are NON-HUMAN.This orangutan is not 'naughty'.these apes have been doing this since before we were even on this planet.humans are the sick and retarded ones.

[calypse550]

@multibuddhaneo

Human's aren't even sick. It's just an illusion, we don't die from picking our asses, it's just human's intelligence, and how we view things now that creates chains of the same emotions to other humans and creates the "what you are doing is sick" reactions. I'm not sure if that makes sense, it's hard to explain.

[multibuddhaneo]

@calypse550 i got ya.thats exactly why we are sick creatures.haha.its all a condradiction in itself.

[kaseyraimieschannful]

the poor thing must of got droped

[usaa300]

...When I read the title, I actually thought the monkey was going to jack off

[MishuTaste]

Charles Darwin says we evolved from that orange thing.

[MakeNine42]

@MishuTaste we didn't evolve from them, but we share a common ancestor

[oic869]

the sad part is u see this in porn all the time and it turns u on lol but now a monkey does it and u laugh thinking (haha stupid monkey)

[MrJeppsSe]

People are sick. It looks so depressed and destroyed by its cage. It is even sicker that we still have zoos when we have all this modern video technology to bring them to us instead. You wanna see a rare animal then work for the money to travel, you low lifes.

[noooblover]

@MrJeppsSe ur weak minded bro who cares it has everyting it needs in there

[lgells14]

eww.

[T0esteh]

i do this alot...

[lgells14]

@T0esteh sickow

[T0esteh]

@lgells14 what is so sick about sticking your finger in your anus and then licking it!!!!

[DRANKnJAM]

that monkey's gonna be a star, but i'm not shaking his hand, or foot. lol f.u. to the comment about it looks like a nigger baby

[pattar1qaz]

you whore

[rwhelshula]

humans do it too

[WeirdoMikey2T]

@rwhelshula LOL humans do not do that. that's disgusting. who heck does that. do you?

[SuperHanne84]

Its not gross, its natural! This animal is not slave to all the human rules of whats appropriate and whats not.

[BelleMeurtriere]

Poor thing is bored outta his mind in there.

[kebabflaps]

@BelleMeurtriere

Yeh he's bored... what exactly do monkeys do with their time? Well i guess they pick their bums.

[BelleMeurtriere]

@kebabflaps Probably a lot more if not being stuck in a zoo, what do you think ? Thats just boredom behavior if you search a little. It doesnt take a 2 years old to figure that out. A lot of monkeys, gorilla etc, just bang their head on stuff in zoo and do others like that out of boredom. Anyone can figure that out ..

[dr400motard]

same as yourself & one 'BelleMeurtiere'...

[mrcardio9r]

@BelleMeurtriere

Is that what you do when your bored? Stick your fingers up your asshole and smell?

[mrcheekycheeks]

@BelleMeurtriere that doesn't look like a cage though it looks like a deck he may be a wild oranatang

[Th3kOoLkidGaMeR]

@BelleMeurtriere Then why doesnt he buy an xbox? Lol :P

[mrdirectordude]

@BelleMeurtriere so he picks his ass

[darkstar0709]

Why are the orang-utang always the dirty ones

[Omega3chimp]

Do they eat fish?

[CharlieDoan]

Monkey eat fish man????

[Omega3chimp]

yeah monkey must eat fish so get smarter.

[IEatStrayCats]

lol then that monkey must not eat his fish.

[Nutsymton]

my cousin does the same exact thing, i think hes related to this chimp XD

[Ta0425]

Guess who's also related.

[wyecee]

Rated "EW" Coming to theaters near you.

[aliveinsd]

Orangutans will never go extinct. Why? Because we find them interesting, if not sometimes disgusting, to watch.

I promise you that there will never be that one last orangutan that dies before a rifle bullet while Humankind watches indifferently.

1,000's will remain alive in sanctuaries and zoos all over the planet. Not to worry.

[anattakarma]

Self-taught colon cleansing.

[shishi53]

so gross but sooo cute!

[CanadiaNecro1]

I wish I could do that in public and still be cute!

[kidacat75]

@CanadiaNecro1 theres nothing cute about being orange

[ruudjuh16]

@CanadiaNecro1 'hahaha

[ApacheNinja]

wow

[ApacheNinja]

Dude! orangutan's have been plotting this for centuries, wtf? It's only a matter of time before it all catches up to us and the prophecy becomes true. Long live the orangutan extermination. Long live Carl the Conquer! for it is he who will save us from the hellish apes, who plan to take our rightful place as leaders of this beautiful planet.

[clevelandbrowns303]

due apacheninja, there monkeys and apes, calm down, that will neevr happen, worry about real things like the illuminati lol

[ooy53]

Berus: cbf typing out a whole argument against yours. its kinda worrying that you believe this though.

i think your argument isn't coming from an informed position, you're just going on bits of conspiracy bullshit is my guess, or some ridiculous report or other by some other half-witted or easily led source. as for urangutans lopping off my childrens' heads, that's just plain melodrama =|

[bdizzle2689]

dont you watch the news? theyve invaded the top of australia and the army is coming to destroy them. shit is getting hectic

[GanjaSkier420]

Who's invading australia?

[eatnowl]

Berus7 Is right! Now they're being taught to use guns! They must be exterminated, the survival of the human race depends on it.

[bdizzle2689]

word is that theyve started invading australia

[queenie0111]

just response your video. I went to Melbourne zoo too.

[Berus7]

Each year in developing third-world nations, marauding bands of orangutans kill thousands of people, including children and the elderly. They contaminate water sources and destroy entire crops. They also demonstrate predatory behaviors on every other species on earth. Additionally, their saliva contains deadly toxic bacteria which they use to disable and slowly kill their victims. However, a new group called "Friends of the Planet" is working to have them eradicated by the year 2019.

[Zowie7272]

o my gosh! r u serious? orangutans are the best... i thought eredication was only in fantasies. the fact that humans want to kill a species ON PURPOSE shows exactly how stupid we are....... it's there world just as much as it is theirs. u make me sick.

[Berus7]

No, I don't make you sick. I save you. Orangutans make you sick with their dangerous malevolent tendencies. Get educated and join the fight against these monsters.

[Zowie7272]

never

[Berus7]

"Never"?? Are you aware that the British government has spy satellite footage of Orangutans in the Yucatan Peninsula learning to use MACHETES??? How much more evidence do you need? Does an orangutan have to invade your home at Christmas and lop off your childrens' heads with its machete before you will awaken to this horrible danger? Please join us and help quell this threat.

[Zowie7272]

yeah.... i don't think so. are you aware that humans know how to use MACHETES?!?! oh my gosh it's so scary! we should just get rid of ourselves, anyways we are killing countless more animals than orangutans are. humans sure can be stupid.... you are a clear example of that.

[Berus7]

Zowie, someone should take you aside and explain the facts to you in a simple, elementary manner that you could understand. Heaven knows I have tried, by presenting scientific evidence here against this deadly species. Open your eyes to the orangutan threat before it is too late. Even now orangutans in Macedonia have formed a splinter cell and are training in deadly ninjitsu techniques, and have been seen attempting to construct catapults. Please work with us to stop these killers.

[Steadyaim101]

LOLOLOL they may know how to use machetes and they do have theory of mind and know they are killing but they are herbivores and have no need to and FYI there are only 15000 left not enough to do anything

[ChickenHawk110]

How come you are trolling through all the orangutang vids on YouTube commenting on the IDENTICAL material on each vid? I suppose you feel all this rhetoric is clever and witty? I suppose you feel that we all just dont understand your sense if humour because the masses are boring and simple and will NEVER understand and relate to the brilliant mind of a bona-fide genius such as yourself?

[Berus777]

No matey... just trying to get the word out. It's a serious danger, and people need to be informed. It's for your benefit.

[QTiswhatweaimfor]

...Are you ACTUALLY kidding. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha­hahahah. You stupid stupid person LOL i actually laugh at your idiocy. "Marauding bands" ? Orangutans live alone. "Predatory behaviors"? They dont prey on animals idiot. "Deadly toxic bacteria"? Uhm their not even 10% difference between ours and their DNA doosh bag. Wheres my toxic venom? LOOOOOOOOOOOL. Get your facts right.

[bdizzle2689]

lol he was being sracastic you dickhead

[Gamer4672]

to Purpleknobb

no...we as in all humans evolved from these but u...u evolved from the asshole of a donkey

[TinkerXxXTinaXxX22]

K.O.!!!!

[bubblinbrownsugar616]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

[treehugerproductions]

lmao i want one as a pet

[TrueDavebucket]

I want one instead of a child.

[abcgefp]

they can rip your arm off y'know...I'm serious...

[PGMEagle]

He's diggen for gold

[TrueDavebucket]

Hey come on we ALL do it. He just isnt fighting the urge to take a sniff! LOL!