Nostalgia Critic - A Kid in King Arthur's Court Part one

[super17a]

@christiana7xshepherd

do yanks really like to have wild sex with good-looking brits cause i wouldn't have wild sex with a yank unless she has brains * i like my women smart instead of hot*

[thelupoistheman1]

Ahh Kate Winslet... she can be my Eternal Sunshine any day.

[stefanrozman]

I checked, this is the only movie Daniel Craig and Kate Winslet have done together!!!! That is soo unacceptable this guy could do an entire based on that one sentence.

[Onelegobuilder]

I saw this film the other day, and I still enjoy it many years later. Though there is a major plot hole that NC did not cover. Calvin went back to the past with 4 items on him. A CD Player, Swiss army knife, pair of roller blades, and a tube of crazy glue. This doesn't make sense. Did he think it necessary to bring them to his baseball game, or does he carry it around with him everywhere he goes? Hey NC can you review the sequel A Kid in Aladdin's Palace. That'd be cool

[Padme234]

hahahahaha i seriously love this guy!

[christiana7xshepherd]

WOW HOT BRITISH SEX lmao 

[ZillaRocks]

Press 0 repeatedly to give him a concussion. XD

[MrHEC381991]

*TWANG*

...Message for you, sir. x_x

[animallover2047]

*Douchie Mcnitpick* "At 1:12, Calvin from 'Calvin & Hobbes' is 6, not 10!!"

[BadodoFilms]

I like how the one of the tags is Godzilla

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

5:44 Silly Critic--there were female knights in the Middle Ages. Granted, they were welcomed onto the battlefield for the same reason women were 'welcomed' into the factories during WWII, but still NC. Do some research.

[coolchillrock]

omg. nc likes calvin and hobbes? that makes him even more awesome.

[bh5496]

6:28, wow what kind of looser cant even shoot an arrow straight. in 5th grade even the weakest girls in my class could at least shoot and almost hit the target.

[Andr286]

Oh look, it's the scientist guy from BTTF

[bellairis29]

actually, Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is 6, not 10, where the hell did he get that idea from?

[johnnyfive222]

I actually liked this movie when I was a kid. but he also trashes a lot of movies I liked so there is nothing new. still love the critic

[Fullmetalminos]

2:10 Ok, i have already noticed that's A SHITTY MOVIE WHERE THE HERO IS A NORMAL GUY THAT BECOMES SOMEONE IMPORTANT WITH A FUC*ING IMPOSSIBLE EVENT!

[MustangAce36Kills]

2:38-Is that...the lead terrorist from True Lies?!

[lovetolovefairytales]

I hate to give a thumb down to anything that has clips from a movie I like, all the more so as I enjoy spoofs/fake-negativity, and really thought the Calvin and Hobbes reference was super funny and every once in a while there would be another good joke in this. However, this critic is fresh, says the f-word repeatedly without any warning, and appears to be obessed with saying the words "porno" and "rape" for no apparent reason. So thumbs down it is. This reviewer needs to learn some manners.

[NefariousEvildoer]

"The bailout plan is getting worse! The economy is in danger! Did you know that King Arthur had a sword named Excalibur? More at 11!" XD

BTW, the Paralleogram Pounders would be an awesome name for a band.

[JanusHoW]

To their credit, "the circle makers" probably refers to whoever built Stonehenge.

[coyotecrow4]

@JanusHoW My thoughts exactly. Though some Arthurian legends say that Merlin (or Myrddyn Wyllt, depending on if you're reading the Welsh version) moved the stones from Hibernia (Ireland) and arranged them in the circle. Useless information POWER!! lol

[SpamLizzo]

I used to love this movie as a 8 year old. I had a crush on Calvin. And NC just killed my childhood in the best way possible. Love this review.

[stanleyjosten]

You know what? This movie would have been AWESOME if it had used the Calvin with an imaginary Tiger.

[coyotecrow4]

@stanleyjosten I know! Can you imagine the transmogrifier, or Spaceman Spiff? or G.R.O.S.S. ? He'd have the entire Medieval world groveling at his feet inside of a week.

[Simpsonsfan1011]

This movie makes no sense and makes the show LOST make sense

[Poodleinacan]

And now, hamburgers are "bigmacs"... What a peace of crap, to compare hamburgers to "barely food"!

[PhilWithCoffee]

How could he make a big mac if there were no tomatoes nor ketchup in medieval England? That makes no sense! I remember watching this moving on television back in the 90s and I thought it sucked then, too.

[SeraphimKing01]

By "Circle Builders," did he mean the people who built Stonehenge? That's the only thing I can think of.

[7Invader7Nny7]

Well shit, why not say, "By the power of Greyskull..." I mean, you may as well. Everything else seems to not make any sense anyways.

[SpaceToasterTV]

I came *this close* to spewing coffee all over my computer screen.

[kungfufrog13]

DANIEL CRAIG!? YOU MEAN ONE OF THE BEST JAMES BONDS TO HAVED EVER LIVED DANIEL CRAIG!?

[HilariousOperation]

@kungfufrog13 No. He means the very good James Bond, but not quite as good as Pierce Brosnan's James Bond Daniel Craig.

[shadowstalker1120]

@kungfufrog13 One of the bast James Bonds? Arguably. Very, very arguably.

[kungfufrog13]

@shadowstalker1120 him and Sean Connery

[TheErokitsune]

@kungfufrog13 BLASPHEMY!? Sean Connery ain't dead yet! Craig is great but not quite Connery.

[SlayyerDragon]

@kungfufrog13 Sean Connery is the best James Bond, NO ONE will beat him.

[ARS1989]

@kungfufrog13 sean connery is the best james bond sir

[kungfufrog13]

@ARS1989 whoever said that he wasn't the best? I said Daniel Craig is ONE of the best but not the best. I agree that Sean Connery is indeed the best, but Daniel Craig is also very good

[psiop7]

@kungfufrog13 worst one ever

[hopkidokid]

"yes he comes from the 90's isnt that funny HAAA!!!!"

[colombi1anjay]

damn it!

[Ophileagoesforaswim]

We had to watch that movie in 6th grade..I almost slit my own wrist, it was horrible.

[darthqueen45]

lol

[sirmugman]

WOAH HOT BRITSH SEX!

[purplestarz93]

YOU DO NOT HAVE COPYRIGHT OF THAT CATCHPHRASE! I EAT YOU! I EAT YOU ALL!

[crockris]

6:30 Holy Grail reference! (Message for you Sir!)

[kikyosan543]

oh man lord valasko is hott!!!! ( yes i am a woman)

[GIChiyo]

DANIEL CRAIG?! O-o

[ALFfan1]

the version of hamlet that Kate Winslet was in was awesome! and he's hating on it

[bleucanary256]

@ALFfan1 how is he hating on it by mentioning it?

[Luke55145]

XD at the Looney Tunes reference.

[Jammed9000]

And is the bad guy friggin Cliff Kurtis?!

[Jammed9000]

WTF KATE WINSLET!??!

[ZippyFartsProduction]

Who knew that Daniel Craig, Kate Winslet and Joss Ackland appeared in the film? These people must've been very desperate to have some real British people in a movie based on Camelot made by some half-witted Americans who are historically inacurrate. I apologise if I offended any Americans who have read this comment. Not all Americans are stupid, like the Nostalgia Critic.

[leon4000]

@ZippyFartsProduction Understandable, in fact, we've got stupid people pretty much every where around the world. I wonder how some let theirs get out of control.

[bh5496]

@ZippyFartsProduction no, as an american i'm not offended in the least, heck if anyone should be offended it should be british people for this mockory of the legend of king arthur. look at this portrayal, some fat old slob bragging about things he wish he did, far from the the man who practically saved England in the Arthurian legend.

[piccologuy14]

@ZippyFartsProduction: it's cool. The truth is not a lot of Americans really take offense to slurs against them, seeing as we think it's the best place in the world

[petercharleskrug]

2:11 Hey, it's a rip-off of ARMY OF DARKNESS!

[raindrops2rainbows]

Your commentary was hilarious.

When I was a kid, this was my favorite movie. I just rewinded it over and over again. Back in the day of VHS.

[Brittney123ish]

6:31 XDXD

[pygmiegoatsheepbeat]

Lord Balding Skunk. XD

[tozz88]

after seeing kid in alladin's pallace this was kind of a disapointment

[oosaf]

@tozz88 was it better or worse than this?

[devospud]

when you're a kid all you really care about is if its a fun story or not. and then you get older, and realize that most of your precious childhood treasures are in fact mystical toilets with nick nolte's mugshot in them.

[finneram]

i actually loved this movie when i was little. i had a crush on calvin. I also like a kid in aladdins palace. :)

[jlf2032]

I love this movie. not sure why. I just do. it's one of those stupid movies I loved as a kid that brings back some good memories. :)

never knew until now that was the same kid from the american pie movies.

[Adamguy2003]

A Cat in Bea Arthur's Cooch!

Lord Baldingskunk!

[GingerFarnsworth]

WHOA! HOT BRITISH SEX!! LOL XD

[TemporaryButterfly]

Aww hey, as silly and corny as this movie was, it's a favorite of mine. No idea why but it is. still funny commentary either way. :)

[mattiathekaiju]

@TemporaryButterfly

7:44 by the power of greyskull.

[paco461]

The movie is Very bad, but I love it because I was young when I first saw it.

[hippiechik95]

Um, the comic strip Calvin was 6 years old, not 10. I know I sound a lot like douchey mcnitpick, but that's my favorite strip.

[SpyrotheDragonBoy200]

a kid in king arthur's wart

[BAM!]

a kid in king louie's cart

[BAM!]

a cat in b arthur's cooch

LOL

[Serraphas3]

Perfect ending.