REVENGE OF THE CYLONS ON ABC NETWORK

[lavinus]

This is kind of retarded but pretty funny

[MrClone501st]

The old guy is 1

[xjames118]

The same thing happened to me in 2007, while I was enjoying an episode of Big Chef Little Chef. Three minutes later, I'd been 'activated' -- I came to on a roof top, holding a sniper rifle, with Tony B Lair in my sights. Thank gods I snapped out of it (pulls face).

[NagyBalazs]

You were drunken, when You made the soundtrack of this video.

Drinking isn't a sin. To popularize that, that's a fraking sin.

[doughaddix2003]

@NagyBalazs I haven't had a drink for eight years now.Being admitted into the ER with a BP of 205/191 back in 2002 kind of puts a end to drinking don't you think?

[CryoKeen]

this is very weird and awesome

[ProjectFlashlight612]

Can I avoid the redneck baiting, cos it's pointless and childish? I'll just comment that this clip is like that ancient Sesame Street sketch where Bert and Ernie's TV goes nuts and just has an H on the screen with "H H H H H H H' and a scary noise coming out of the speaker. Ernie takes some things that start with H out of the TV and then it starts saying and showing I I I I I I. Mo trippy.

I can think of worse faces for the picture to be stuck on than Ms Applegate's, let's leave it at that.

[humongousaldo]

Thats some scary shit!!

[opv8888]

Least it didn't happen during the race!

[opv8888]

LMAO great catch!

[QueenAnnesRevenge]

"We was watchin the Nascar race--" *CLICK* Noooo thank you.

[areweinq]

That guy is impressed easily.....I'd pay money if he'd shut up!

[KevL75]

Just goes to prove American television really is crap.

No wonder they take our ideas.

[starwarsrebel2006]

I know. There was an American show called "Three's Company" that was based on a British TV show called "Man About the House." And a British game show called "Millionaire" that the Americans called "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?"

[john6380]

Did your tv break or something?

[knoxvilleguy2]

I want 2 minutes of my life back..... !!!

[madlutist]

No refunds. Sorry.

I can give you the name of someone who'll buy your soul in exchange for a few extra minutes, though. Depending on the quality of your soul, estimates vary from two to fifteen minutes.

Giving people time is a difficult process. Don't expect too much.

[knoxvilleguy2]

Rats......

What the hell was going on at that ABC affiliate, anyway ?

[courtorderedsuicide]

if you mow your lawn and find a redneck.. well, fuckin' a, you got a redneck living in your lawn. HA. by the way, that noise is fucking creepy!

[kawless]

If you mow your lawn and find a car.. you might be a redneck!

[doughaddix2003]

The last time I mowed the yard I found my missing tools that the boy had used to take apart his bike with.

[TheOriginalEAGLE]

And, BTW, what exactly constitutes a "Fucktard"? Another word you redneck bitches made up, or something you do to your teenage cousin? Idiot.

[doughaddix2003]

I don't know what your major malfunction is but evidently you are in need of some serious anger management from a psychiatrist.Your nothing but a "schoolyard bully", grow up.

46 years old and have to stoop to the level of putting others down so that you can feel better, what a pathetic person you have to be.

I have lived in central Illinois all my life, I help with running the family business and have so for over 20 years.I graduated 6th grade, high school, and college for your information.

[TheOriginalEAGLE]

I'm not a bully, and I do have anger problems. Astute evaluation. I get angry when I stumble accross idiocy. AIII AIII AIII AIII AIII....

[grimcity]

You're not a bully, you're and asshole. The sole reason you're hating on here is because of this guy's accent? You stereotype a random guy because of how he talks and because he watches NASCAR? I'm not a fan of NC races, but 75 million others are... it's second to football. Also, just as a case study, I sound pretty redneck when I have a beer or two in me. Born 'n bred in the deep south, but I have an extensive academic background in English, and I'm socially conscious. Your prejudice sucks.

[grimcity]

PS

Calling those of us with drawls "rednecks" isn't a good choice if you want to throw pejorative statements. Most of us (real) redencks associate the term with being a hard worker. Next time, use "hick."

Last thing: Doug gets geek cred for the Cylon reference.

[TheOriginalEAGLE]

Wee's awatchin that thar NasKar rayce, and this here came on the screen, sombudy ain't watchin the kontrole box. AAAIII AAIIII AAIIII.

What a waste of bandwidth. I want my 2 minutes of life back, there, Redneck. " I ain't never seen nuthin like this in ma life.." You haven't? What an idiot. Happens all the time, you BOOBjob.

[doughaddix2003]

Another fine example of a typical fucktard.

[TheOriginalEAGLE]

Holy Smoke, you CAN spell. So, I take it you didn't skip ALL your English glasses before you dropped out in the Sixth Grade?

[grimcity]

English glasses, eh? Granted, you spelled glasses correctly.

[TheOriginalEAGLE]

Yeah, because there's no difference between Spelling and Typing, is there? Where do they grow you idiots. Mind your own business, there, smart guy.

[grimcity]

Well technically, spelling "classes" with a g is a misspelling, ironic considering the context of your post.

[tubevid21]

yea your tv is fraked up. and just as an fyi daleks are from doctor who not star trek. the guy you dont like was watching doctor who. learn your scifi

[Tomtheflyboy]

lol

[CoMa7oSe]

oh man someone's TV froze!!

[cloverfield911]

Always knew there was something not quite human about the media.

[masterpiraka]

lol, someone fucked up.

[buddhatikkigod]

its probably just happening on his one tv

[kingofthetoilets]

sounds like this is being watched by 2 fool rednecks

[doughaddix2003]

One of them being yourself?

[kingofthetoilets]

no i don't sound a southern hick with the slow southern drawl, now go get your confederate flag and watch your car race

[doughaddix2003]

I see you watch Star Trek.

I see also evidently you have miss the entire message of Star Trek as well by judging a person by the way they talk.

I was born, raised and have lived my entire life in Central Illinois.

I was born with the way I talk and I don't even have a Confederate flag.

I don't judge people by their skin tone, religion, or anything else as a matter of fact.

I certainly don't judge by the way they talk either.

So what is your problem?

[kingofthetoilets]

no problem at all, i was making a joke, lighten up

[kingofthetoilets]

no problem, i was making a joke, lighten up

[dubq]

Wow, you certainly are an ignorant sack of sh*t, aren't you?

[kingofthetoilets]

i was joking, lighten up and have a laugh, it will help you

[dubq]

Sure buddy, sounds more like you're trying to backpeddel out of coming off as a complete ass. Too late.

[kingofthetoilets]

i never backpaddle so quiet down ya fool, besides anyone that watches nascar is a hick, it's a white trash sport

[dubq]

Wait, but you were just joking. Now you're not. Make up your mind, bigot.

[kingofthetoilets]

why don't you find something better to do? oh wait, you are a nascar fan, you don't have anything better to do

[grimcity]

If you looked at Doug's video channel, you'd realize that your Confederate flag "joke" was too off base to be funny. Proof positive that basing character critiques solely on dialect is about as smart as an empty jar of mayonnaise.

However, I'm sure you have a accent that would be considered irritable in a different part of the country than your own.

[SaganAppreciationSoc]

Christina Applegate is a frakking cylon!

[TheOriginalEAGLE]

I'd like to make her spine glow.

[SaganAppreciationSoc]

Agreed. She's just a appealing on the inside as on the outside.

I remember years and years ago she was on a game show donating her winnings to Sea Shepherd. That girl rawks.

[shailston2]

That's freakin Hilarious. I would have been cracking up if I had seen that when flipping through the channels. You're right though, it sounds just like something the cylons would do. Those crazy robots.

[doughaddix2003]

I actually recorded almost two minutes at the beginning and after that I left, went to the store and didn't get back until 8:30 PM.I then got back on here and uploaded the 1:57 video after I added my audio comments to it.I flipped back to the channel to see that it was still on and then flipped back.All the assumptions that have been written are totally missing the mark, I'm sorry to say.

[evolve991]

just pop another coors lite and push the little button,naww not yer baily buutt'n the one oan the REmoat

[nodkid88]

My God! the cylons have found Earth! we're dooooooooommmed...

why doesn't this guy just change the channel and let the cylons have their revenge? personally I think ABC deserves it, and not for canceling BSG...but for making Grey's anatomy...what a lame knock off of ER...

[rheadrules]

i hate your stupid hick redneck accent. you must be a real racist, ignorant, prejudice arminian jackass.

[doughaddix2003]

Your hate is totally based on your own misconceptions you have created in your brain.

If anyone is PREJUDICE it would have to be you, it's wrong to judge one by skin color and equally wrong to judge someone by their accent.

[TheOriginalEAGLE]

And I really couldn't care less what you think.

[ThumbsUpUSA]

that would freak me out i think

[Galadraal]

I think your drunk buddy

[doughaddix2003]

You think wrong as well.

[SardonicusRexx]

Looks like they're showing all the buffer has in it.