dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it actully wrks ths really wrks ok now way i aint beleivin u
earli 1900s??grandpa u a centenarian an look so gud...HAHAHHAHHAHHHA herpes??// lol lol lol which version a georgy porgy dat lol neva hear da one deh AHAHHAHA BOMBAAA humpty dumpty one tuff LMAO hahahahhahahaaa
LMAO damn man how do u come up with all these funny ass videos but anyways gud job n keep them comin..and im still waitin to shot ya ass in gta 4 homie lol i got u on my list now
How anyone could claim you aren't a 'true jamaican' I don't know. This, and all your other videos, are wayyy too authentic to be fake. Keep up the good work.
lmfao
fancyfrancine416 2 years ago
Humpty Dumpty had big balls, all the king's horses and all the king's men wondered why he had no girlfriend!!! Hahaha!!! LMAO!! :D
Femmefatale32000 2 years ago
whoohoo, bring granpa back, funny bad
casinshade 2 years ago
DId he say ba ba black sheep did have a big hood?!!...Lawd god LMFAO!!!
deedee12603 2 years ago 2
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dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it actully wrks ths really wrks ok now way i aint beleivin u
teencyber13 2 years ago
i like that book can i get it
gilpp10 2 years ago
DUTTY WINE LOLOLOLOL LAMO
MRmorrisonAKAgazafan 2 years ago
Right propah.
MUMMAB25 2 years ago
"kiss de grls and make dem cry...u herpes boy u" lol
L0veliLadyLumpz 2 years ago
wow! I love this!
jady121584 3 years ago
u sound like my old uncle wen u strt studderin.. lmfao
liveluvnlie 3 years ago
a batty man book..LMFAO!
stereosonic18 3 years ago
MWJ You have good acting skills and good timing man! You need to speak to the HBO people!
jrmetmoi 3 years ago
he is really jamaican
zordone 2 years ago
MWJ You need to take over from Jack Black or one of those idiots. Take over from Adam Sandler or somebody!!
jrmetmoi 3 years ago
sounds just like my uncle
Leondre121 3 years ago 2
lmfao yow di bwoy mad nuh fuck
gtteddy 3 years ago 3
jajajajajaja,this sum funny ass shit.
dominic970 3 years ago
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Subscribe if you like I couldn't care less
masterix6 3 years ago
yuh remind me of mi grandpa when him did a get senile... God res him soul... lol.
Anotha one MWJ!
saa119 3 years ago 6
LOL @ herpes boy
XillduceX 3 years ago 4
LOOOOOOOOL Tooo funny Bruv!!!
nitrosray 3 years ago
dat sound like summen mi sister grandfather would talk about lol
sexibabie10 3 years ago
haha you herpes boy you had me in stitches. :D
badmanelite 3 years ago
lol..laaw john u nuh easy!!lmao..take pon di floor..dutty wine..u funny
deedee0834 3 years ago
earli 1900s??grandpa u a centenarian an look so gud...HAHAHHAHHAHHHA herpes??// lol lol lol which version a georgy porgy dat lol neva hear da one deh AHAHHAHA BOMBAAA humpty dumpty one tuff LMAO hahahahhahahaaa
MsJamaica17 3 years ago
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAd i love this vid
ShayDQ 3 years ago
nuh true mi star, Mi should have your grandpa meet my friend from St Ann, Brown Man.I think the two of oonu could link up and be a hoot!
love deh rhyme dem.
iriegal 3 years ago
LOL I know NUFF people can't understand a word you're saying, so the comments for this video stingy bad!!!
You're entertaining, and that's why you do what you do!
Best of luck
OriginalMissTee 3 years ago
YOU GONE PON ANOTHER LEVEL - CLEEEEEAAAAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!! line of the century - "herpes bwoy"
rk053169 3 years ago
Grampaaw,yu ole dutty geeza yu.rofl.
uyeuyf 3 years ago
OMG Rofl, A wish pawt mi caang get da book de?..mi like di new spins yo put pan dem ole nursery rhyme de.
uyeuyf 3 years ago
you can always make me laugh. lol
avfanatica1234 3 years ago 3
lmao! John, you funny mah yute!
shotteebwoi1O2 3 years ago
very cool
rollamp 3 years ago
why dah ras mi comment nah comin up on di bumbaclot screen?
mi a try one more time.
ABC, PUT DIS MAN ON T.V.!!!
Str8ThugLife 3 years ago 2
dem fight against i man
madwhitejamaican 3 years ago
lol, good impersonation of an old man! =]
shmalex888 3 years ago
haha "...an now her body ben"
kyah kyah classic!
TriniBelle01 3 years ago
lol you sound like adam sandler every now and then.. doing that billy madison voice
weirdgrl99 3 years ago
true i just noticed it
madwhitejamaican 3 years ago
@weirdgrl99 haha waterboy the film
yungstar49 1 year ago
1:03 der-de-de-de-de look hat dis...hahaha!!!
MOSTDEAFdotCOM 3 years ago
From Norway to Jamaica: I LOVE YOU!
Yawsi 3 years ago 2
We've got to get you on TV or the stage somewhere MWJ!!! You are way too FUNNY! MaryKay
StepUpForLifedotCom 3 years ago
smart name!!!!
madwhitejamaican 3 years ago
PRICELESS LMAO XxX
Zianner 3 years ago
LMAO. Yuh fool tu rahtid!
divawidfevah 3 years ago
LMAO.. wtf.. that book in stores? LoL Grampa easy yuh self nuh dead in ya.. LoL
DjTeflan 3 years ago
hahahhahahahahahhahahahah!!!! you are too cute and waaaayyyy to sexy and ting eh!!! keep up the good work breggin'!
Rachael77 3 years ago
Hey Mad white one.....you are going to get a show out of this one.!! (-:
Shary
shary903 3 years ago
hahaha
SplurtySplurt 3 years ago
Orgy-porgy, Ford and fun, Kiss the girls and make them One. Boys at one with girls at peace; Orgy-porgy gives release.
zzil16 3 years ago
Those nursery Rythms were so funny.
Spiralworm 3 years ago
LOL.great 1 mad white
johnnyramma 3 years ago
OMG I LOOOOVE watching you I think u are SOOOOO adorable and sexy....we should talk sometime ^_^ x0xs Keep the comedy alive baby ^_^
VaFlmami 3 years ago
I have watched this video soo much i had to feature on my channel.. MWJ is soooo talented.
love
smiley
smileyousee 3 years ago
man you are funny like shit!! Keep it up
Bassman7608 3 years ago
lolololol! u remind mi of wan ol senile bakra massa in dis! lolol!
sumgyal 3 years ago
Lmfao! yoo yur 2 jokezz
kutie020 3 years ago
anuh dutty wine again me dupes a daggering
ZWorldTV 3 years ago
LOL
you're amazing :)
purplepillszx 3 years ago
funny funny funny funny!!!
evolutionluver 3 years ago
lmao MWJ you're so crazy. Hahaha
lisalavie1 3 years ago
thanks lisa. how is the album doing?
madwhitejamaican 3 years ago
damn! LOVEed it!
BakedUp 3 years ago
lmao. This is GOLD =)
CharmingPhoenix 3 years ago
GREAT GREAT GREAT!
zerodeth 3 years ago
hahahahahahahahahaha bway yuh head gaan....when yo staat read di book mi allmost ball... gallang mi boy yuh soon deh ina hollywood
junior1045 3 years ago
it neva get funny till u start read yu "mada goose book"
at first i thought it was just gonna be regular :)
oh and i heard that georgy peorgy one b4...its funny
"shakespere the unedited versoin" thats funny too hehe
but great job, keep it up
-white jamaican chick ^_^'
rominaira 3 years ago
lol..loved this video!
ChrisBrownFan 3 years ago
yea but it was funny still... great vid... :)
PlatinumTheGreat 3 years ago
i think u should rap instead... lol
PlatinumTheGreat 3 years ago
What model camera is it?
MadMidgetPro 3 years ago
This is what I been waiting to see! Loved it, gave it 5*!!!! I can't wait to see the bloopers vid, will be anticipating! Awesome video<3
wickywicky29 3 years ago
shit man!! your funny:)
brendayeah 3 years ago
LOL...i want to see you in a movie, you got too much talent!
BlackJays 3 years ago
LOL omgosh u are such a good actor! this was so funny
xXCarmenDevilleXx 3 years ago
thanks. always good to hear from you
madwhitejamaican 3 years ago
madwhite i sent u an e-mail the other day n u didnt reply i even added u in ma messenger!!! what is that about?
shimhq 3 years ago
try having my email our MSN for 1 day. I cant even think st8 or keep up with the typing. Sorry
madwhitejamaican 3 years ago
hahahaa... if u need someone to type for u in ur future works like website etc. i'll do it ;)
m 24/7 facing the monitor screen n my fingers r like super fast thanks to piano lessons. hahaha...
kupellupy 3 years ago
ohh thanks very much. ill let you know. MWJ
madwhitejamaican 3 years ago
Love it <3
Klashed 3 years ago
hahaha... tat book should be in every bookstores. u should consider being an actor or stand up comedian as a part time job.
doesnt tat hurts talking like that for almost 8 minutes...?!?!.. n did u steal that sweater??.. hehehe...love the cowboy hat though. big up
kupellupy 3 years ago
yeah i did hurt. i guess you tried it?
madwhitejamaican 3 years ago
i did tat wen i was in younger for a play in school. it was terrible, believe me.. haha...
kupellupy 3 years ago
nope
madwhitejamaican 3 years ago
i have no son anymore. he acting like a ass.
madwhitejamaican 3 years ago
I laughed so hard. Battyman-lol
queenvic50 3 years ago
i had fun making it
madwhitejamaican 3 years ago
hahhahhahahahahahahhahaha!!!
ma belly! mi a laugh tooo much!!!!
HILARIOUUSSS!! BAP BAP
jamaicanladyee88 3 years ago
yeah i knew u guys would like it
madwhitejamaican 3 years ago
OMG Baa Baa Black Sheep was my favorite... lolz
Princessbesst 3 years ago
you know it took me 5min to come up with all the rhymes
madwhitejamaican 3 years ago
thats too funny... good job tho...
Princessbesst 3 years ago 2
when the boys come out to play kiss the boys because they are gay.......lol i cant believe this u funny a ever!!!!!!!!!1
shimhq 3 years ago
yeah my friend came up with that one
madwhitejamaican 3 years ago
Very good acting job! Great job as an old man!
rew3737 3 years ago
i am reading a book called "acting for the camera"
madwhitejamaican 3 years ago
that was fuckin hilair,loved the rhymes LOL good effort
aewowww 3 years ago
ha haa i thought i did a great effort
madwhitejamaican 3 years ago
I love the way him say I'm reading shakespear the unedited version what the F... Mad white Jamaican I going shoot you today
martialartsjamaica 3 years ago
yeah thats what i said
madwhitejamaican 3 years ago
dude I am loving the quality of your cam
LOL LOL LOL Georgey PorgeY gay and haveherpes LOL
Dude this is the best ish you've come up with in a while
martialartsjamaica 3 years ago
yeah i think it is great too. I just need to get better lite
madwhitejamaican 3 years ago
LMAO damn man how do u come up with all these funny ass videos but anyways gud job n keep them comin..and im still waitin to shot ya ass in gta 4 homie lol i got u on my list now
hboogie2332 3 years ago
i have no clue
madwhitejamaican 3 years ago
OMG im ROFDWL
shushannab143 3 years ago
yeah i had fun making it
madwhitejamaican 3 years ago
Great.. 5*****
drazo99 3 years ago
i wish more people would rate the video
madwhitejamaican 3 years ago
That was so much fun to watch.. And I will say it again, MADWHITEJAMAICAN IS THE BEST COMEDIAN ON YOUTUBE!!!!
You are AWESOME!!!
love you sweetheart
smiley
smileyousee 3 years ago
smiley video responce for this. I know you good act acting.
madwhitejamaican 3 years ago
OMG IF I LAAAF MI SURELY WILL DEAD LOL
jamericanbum 3 years ago
great please share the video
madwhitejamaican 3 years ago
you have a diamond in the rough here!!!! keep it going, it will pay off soon enough.
maniz442 3 years ago
really maniz there must be more diamonds out there
madwhitejamaican 3 years ago
lol adorable.
BTownMiss 3 years ago
i'm glad you enjoyed it
madwhitejamaican 3 years ago
LMAO @ bah bah black sheep
Lawd gawd yuh funny!
Quelz617 3 years ago
yeah i like that one too
madwhitejamaican 3 years ago
lmao yo...yuh have anotha classic on da loose! lol 2 funny
Braveheart715 3 years ago
why thank you
madwhitejamaican 3 years ago
should do more of mi justa chat madwhite
lookin forward 2 dat
daajkoot99 3 years ago
when i go NY. We have to book the studio. Please keep up with your videos. You have a great mind.
madwhitejamaican 3 years ago
How anyone could claim you aren't a 'true jamaican' I don't know. This, and all your other videos, are wayyy too authentic to be fake. Keep up the good work.
Tris1 3 years ago
yeah that video go farr back before ska. Ill put the bloopers or outtakes for this video soon
madwhitejamaican 3 years ago
madwhite dis video sell off
big up
bxjagal 3 years ago
forward it to your friends
madwhitejamaican 3 years ago
Big up MWJ always entertaining
Lilrocc17 3 years ago
im glad you think so!!
madwhitejamaican 3 years ago
Rahtid sell off Madwhite, bout time you fling one. Keep it up
MinTrinidad 3 years ago
well you done know how it go. Time + MWJ= F@*KREY
madwhitejamaican 3 years ago
lol nice vid....hit me up in gta4
wick3d117 3 years ago
will do
madwhitejamaican 3 years ago
Hahahhaha jokes.
alexstrote 3 years ago
thanks alex
madwhitejamaican 3 years ago
i love it. it is so funny. i enjoyed it.
Jestina101 3 years ago
well i enjoyed making it
madwhitejamaican 3 years ago
LoL OMG THiS iS FuCKiNG FUNNY LoL
gsrxsmash 3 years ago
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great i'm happy you like it. sorry it took me so long for a funny video
madwhitejamaican 3 years ago
what really is this jamlink
kingpolaris 3 years ago
well the guy is a great frined of mine. I owe him a fav
madwhitejamaican 3 years ago
LoL you're crazy. I love you =)
sliimshaydi 3 years ago
thanks i'm glad you like it
madwhitejamaican 3 years ago
That was too funny! Great work. Keep them coming. Write some more nursery rhymes for grandpa, please ;)
shalad33 3 years ago
thanks shala im happy u like it
madwhitejamaican 3 years ago
I just sent it around. I think it's some of your best stuff. Proud to call you my friend, funny guy :)
shalad33 3 years ago
ENJOYABLE.
SLAPPAYURFACE 3 years ago 2
im glad you like it!!!
madwhitejamaican 3 years ago
love videos form you sir
kingpolaris 3 years ago 2
thanks for the comment
madwhitejamaican 3 years ago