Earthbound VS. Black Ops DEATHMATCH

[Zankoaaron]

Lol, good troll. This video will piss off countless EarthBound fans. *cocks shotgun*

[MarkPFSwallowtail]

Heck CoD isn't realistic in that if you were actually shot you would be rolling on the ground screaming "Oh God, the pain, the pain!" and soon fall unconscious or die not continuing to shoot, or eventually running out of ammo. There is nothing wrong with liking realism, but there is something wrong in expecting it when the creators aren't intending for a game to be realistic. And face it, games are escapism in the form of entertainment, if you want true realism, go outside, it can be nice.

[MarkPFSwallowtail]

And an important aspect of gaming that you tend to ignore is variety and divergence. Games come in many different genres and you have to judge them as such, so you can't judge an RPG on FPS standards. People have different tastes, so you like FPS's, wonderful, good for you, but you don't like anything not realistic... um, no offence but realism is not necessary or critical to a game, fun is.

[MarkPFSwallowtail]

Apples and oranges, that's all I see here. You're comparing two radically different games in nearly every aspect. I've never played CoD, so I have no opinion, but calling Earthbound a 'baby' game is completely unjustified, its idealistic, happy, colorful and has an eldrich abomination as the final boss for contrast. Oh, and once you get Jeff, you get a bazooka, and things go boom, mostly trees but what are you gonna do?

[MegustaClaus]

Seriously? Trolls like you seriously piss me off

Come on Mother/Earthbound fans.... Lets throw rocks and spit on him.....

[wildtwilight]

This is hilarious, how can anyone not realize this is an obvious satire on the mind set of the stereotypical FPS player?

C'mon Earthbound fans, at the very least it should click with you that this guy's obviously familiar with the game enough to level up to the point that instant win is even an option.

[SpadeFrom90]

This troll stinks...

[tapfm]

it's because the works out whether you can kill it in one hit and if you can then it skips the battle and gives the exp if you go later in the game that won't happen because you won't be able to kill it in one hit.

it's a clever game mechanic to save you time

[piplup10036]

Black ops Code named BO

BO = Body odor witch stinks and so dose cod BO.

[Psychstix]

He's obviously trolling guys, don't let it get to you.

[GhostSonic]

Satire

noun

1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.

[theLEGOdude2000]

"Everyone is waiting for you...Waiting to spit on you, to throw rocks at you, and make your life hell. Who is everyone? Everyone you know and love"

[TheImperfectDarkOne6]

*Sighs* To be honest, I don't see the appeal in Black Ops, however, I DO find the appeal in Earthbound and all the other games in the series. EarthBound, is one of the greatest games of all time, it may not hae had great sales, but that's because of Nintendo of America's poor advertisement of the game. Earthbound is amazing because of its music, characters, dialouge, gameplay, and its graphics ARE really good, because it is supposed to be strange and funny. And you DARE compare it to Black Ops?!

[Robfire10]

I've said this once, and I've said this before.

Realistic =/= Fun.

I'm doing this to feed this terrible troll.

[GladusDeVere]

I agree BlOps is the epitome of mankind.

[koagasa21]

0:29 ...... NOT SURE IF STUPID. that's a special feature called the "instawin" in which your level's so high that the game already knows that you will win 100% against some enemies.

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Anyone else here wanna bet that this guy can't even make through peaceful rest valley without watching play troughs? or even worse, he can't even go to twoson. what an idiot

[koagasa21]

Earthbound - 1994/1995

Black shit ops - 2010

A game that was released years ago on an old console versus a game that is recently released and is played on a modern console.

how pathetic black ops is? being compared to an old game? HA! my view on earthbound has increased by 70%

[ScReWaTtAcKeD]

Please for the love of dear god say you are kidding me. This is what I mean by CODsuckers

[animegamingdude]

Hold gaming back by not purchasing Modern Warfare 3? So you're basically saying that Activision is the only company that makes games.

[notedeathful]

I can't see the fun in walking around and shooting people. I tried this black ops crap that every other stereotypical person plays, and I gotta say, 3D < Pixels.

[MrEmanuele99]

black ops is a shit. Mother 2 isn't a realistic game,but is a good game,with a story,not just a stupid online version of the precedent game

[zuppermati98]

Napa: Vegeta! What does your scouter say about his Troll-level?

Vageta: IT'S OVER 9000!

[djicoubiti2]

you should really just kill yourself.

[awelcruiz]

Obvious troll.

[Reivaruku]

@xXMysteriousManXx

Yeah, I admit I was like that.

That's why I can tell what you are.

[UltimateTDB]

My ability to walk around and shoot aimlessly is much more glorious than yours.

Fucking noobs

[Reivaruku]

I can't imagine how fat and socially rejected you are to seek for attention by trolling a fandom and praising an overhyper and not-so-great game played by so much people.

You can get out of internet now.

Btw stop saying ok it's annoying.

[xXMysteriousManXx]

@Reivaruku A projection is actually considered a form of insecurity and doesn't constitute as a valid form of argument.

[salad9090]

No one is EVER gonna praise you for moving your stick, don't worry.

[jimmygnome9]

People sure can't understand satire. It's sad, really.

[dwiese1998]

Troll meter off the charts again...

[mayushii8mk]

Why would you even compare a SNES game over Black Ops, let alone EB was a 1995 title??

Huh.....Gamers nowadays...(moar graffix!! moar FPS! BS!)

[Cory9090]

Please be a troll

[MarinPicks]

Black Ops is way better fuck Earthbound!!!!!!!!!!!

[UtsusuZero]

@MarinPicks Yeah, and my penis is better than you mother's vagina.

[MarinPicks]

@UtsusuZero well I fucked Paula and you didnt fag

[xXMysteriousManXx]

@MarinPicks You tappin' dat brah? I'm more of a fan of Ness' mom and sister. They're whores though so it's not much of an accomplishment.

[MarinPicks]

@xXMysteriousManXx

...

Dude.

That's not funny.

My mom died that way.

[xXMysteriousManXx]

@MarinPicks By being a whore? Well that's a shame, but have comfort in knowing that your mom died doing what she loved the most.

[MarinPicks]

@xXMysteriousManXx What the FUCK are you saying you little bitch?

I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathethic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. Its too fucking late to save yourself but dont bother commiting suicide either, I'll fucking resusciate you and kill you again myself you bitchfaced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.

[xXMysteriousManXx]

@MarinPicks Come at be brah, come at me.

[MarinPicks]

@TwoBrosProduction Excuse me you fucking nigger?

I don't give a fuck who you are, or where you live. you can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much pain that it'll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a fuck how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't at home.

[NessAllMighty1995]

up next comparing space invaders to mass effect 3

[BluePBoxProductions]

Though, y'know. If he owns EarthBound...He's gonna be fan, not gonna buy a $100 over priced game for a simple hate video.

[BluePBoxProductions]

I hope this is a troll....

[flaminshrooms125]

You sir are a winner at life.

[TheNerdOmega]

Troll.

[adsbegone]

Troll is troll.

All I can say.

[Marcotto]

Successful troll is successful.

I am a huge EB fan, yet I am not even mad. Calm yo tits everyone!!

[NewSupaLuigiBros]

HOW THE HECK CAN YOU COMPARE EARTHBOUND WITH THAT CRAP!

I mean, seriously. I know Earthbound has not good graphic. BUT, it was the great graphic back in 1995. And that CRAP(Whatever the name is{sucker}) is like a game from nowaday. NOTHIHNG BEATS THE TIME.. If Earthbound was a game that came out nowaday, it can be like that CRAP. Maybe WAY better.

So, when you compare a game, compare games came out in 1995, ass.

[EarthboundBoy89]

give him props he actually has the game

[Lee19993]

You will buy more copies of MW3 to cancel out "retards" who are holding gaming back. So playing a game that was revolutionary with its story, sound, and setting is holding gaming back but playing a game that is essentially the same game as the one from the year before isn't. You sir really need to get that sick out of your ass and stop being an elitist prick.

[zwarrior116]

But what about that Borderlands game? How would you rate it? Once you unlock the vehicles, most the game involves moving into stuff to kill it for exp and drops, but it also has those miracle made shoot and boom controls you talked about. Its graphics aren't really what you showed me; they're kind of Pasty like in Earthbound, but not Fisher Price Fantasy Lego Land™ bad. Nothing about it feels real either. I'm just so confused on what to think about it, what do you think about it?

[spf180]

@xXMysteriousManXx

YOU SUCK

EARTHBOUND 10/10

Black Stupid Ops: 1/10

[spf180]

YOU SUCK

EARTHBOUND 10/10

Black Stupid Ops: 1/10

[spf180]

YOU SUCK

EARTHBOUND 10/10

Black Stupid Ops: 1/10

[jthmguitarist]

You guys obviously don't get it

[BeeryGamer]

Hmm, let's play a game: How many fanboys can we freak out because of our fake trolling because we are so in need of attention of the Internet?

I can already say that you won that one!

[RayMaster32]

Im not saying that EB is the best. But i would have EB any day over COD

[TheEcoolarg]

i mean...its free experience, if your brain would not be anormal you will realise that otherwise you will be fucking annoy with random encounters that just arent worth it.

[SamuraiDon]

you are an idiot.

[maxacorn]

damn. can you not do anything right? here's some advice: put down the weed and actually play the game. i know its hard to do for someone of your limited intelligence and vocabulary but i think if you really really tried, you can actually somewhat play a game.

maybe.

[xXMysteriousManXx]

@maxacorn Play what game? Earthbound? Well no that's not really possible because I don't constitute move the analog stick to the left a little bit a "video game". That doesn't substitute for proper gameplay as seen in games such as MW3.

[maxacorn]

@xXMysteriousManXx

so you admit you suck. of course. because actually doing effort is too hard for someone like you. how about you listen to my review? MW3 sucks. i've never played it and i dont feel like trying to play it so it sucks. any game that requires a lot of movement on my part sucks so MW3 is utter garbage.

see? how does that feel?

[grayfox12817]

@xXMysteriousManXx When was the last time you moved that little stick of yours? Why? Well the like bar is obviously the size of your dick.

[xXMysteriousManXx]

@grayfox12817 It's funny how you attempted to insult the size of my penis by comparing it to a "bar" of an unexpressed length. Here's a tip - When you want to insult someone's penis size, you should at least reference your assumption that it's small for various reasons. But to answer you question, the last time I moved my "stick", I don't know, was probably about the last time I stood up? Or moved around? It's attached to my body.

Your insults are depressing, please work on them.

[MarinPicks]

@xXMysteriousManXx your dick is small

[xXMysteriousManXx]

@MarinPicks That's better. You're getting there.

[MarinPicks]

@xXMysteriousManXx pro gfame

[xXMysteriousManXx]

@MarinPicks Yeah, I am a pro at the game, so it's too bad it's such a fuckin' piece of dog shit.

[xXMysteriousManXx]

@grayfox12817 And to clarify, I mean that they're depressing for the wrong reasons. At least make it something funny, witty, and if possible, original.

[TheEmoticonMaster]

Well in Earthbound once you reach higher levels, you know that your going to beat the weaker enemies, it's like say a bird vs an ant, there's no contest. So it is a good way to save time, not really to be rewarded like in an actually battle.

[Spanishdog17]

Nice trolling attempt bro! (:

[Vectrex4Life]

You idiot! You automatically win because you have so much experience points! You can't compare Black Ops to Earthbound. Earthbound is an RPG, and Black Ops is a FPS. Earthbound was released in the early 90's! Yeah, Black Ops was released in 2011. Not to mention, Earthbound is one of the greatest games ever! Stop playing it on an emulator you dick!

[Spagettieater9000]

1 person is a weaboo.

Also, Lego fantasy land? Isn't that Minecraft? This is more like MS Paint nightmare.

[xXMysteriousManXx]

@Spagettieater9000 Actually it's more like both.

[Spagettieater9000]

You forgot one little thing. Giygas. Because you didn't mention him retards are gonna be like DUHR GIYGAS IS TEH SCARIEST BOSS EVAR!!! I think you should tell us in the comments what you think of him or make your own video of why he's not scary. I assume the mysterious plan is going well and that your more than half way through the MLGP: GIG 1st season. Anyways can't wait for your MP review.

Oh and the man didn't stab you while you were sleeping was because you are just awesome MM :P

[xXMysteriousManXx]

@Spagettieater9000 I'll put that in my full Earthbound review.

[DanteDMCry]

@xXMysteriousManXx lol i bet you and Spagettieater9000 are the same person or you know him IRL cause he is your only supporter