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  • just because kobe broke a few jordan records doesnt make him the best just second best then theres lebron in close third waiting to take kobes spot but prolly wont happen trollollol.

  • Illuminati this & that who give a fuck anymore bruh..I really think half the reason they throw symbols out here now days is to laugh at poor fucks go on a rant on here

  • Who ever doesnt know what hes saying is a fucking dumbass

  • lmfaoooooo this jus solidifies south park, and kanye jus doesnt get shit!

  • lmboooo this shit had me weak

  • lmfaoooo ive never seen this one on tv. ive seen all the other ones. wtf does that mean kobe bryant? wtf he talkin about?!

  • Kobe used to be my most hated NBA player, after this commercial...LeBron has taken that spot. Good Job Kobe, you overcame.

  • IT MEANS UR ILLUMINATI U GAY FISH

  • The way Kanye moved his head when he said "I'm the best" Was TOOO FUNNYYY

  • Hahaha this video was fukin funny

  • Hahahahahaha!!!!! :-)

  • i just became a kobe fan

  • how does this only have 400,000 views?

  • @B2sick because nikebasketball created the original...this user just copied

  • @creamycreamz i could have thought of that.

  • it means your a gayfish

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  • Hahaha Whitney Houston funeral tag...you're welcome!

  • Watch out guys, the Illuminati nerds are getting bored!

  • Omgosh. Wtf is illuminati???????

  • Man hop off kanyes dick with this illuminati bull shit

  • See how kanye is sitting in a chair .... Illuminati!!!!! Also see the way kanye opens his mouth and speaks English.... Illuminati!!!! I didn't believe it before this video but he definitely is a member!!!

  • This videos 33 seconds long! ILLUMINATI!!!!!!! Lol stfu illuminati my...

  • @EvJurk 3 plus 3 is 6 and triangles are long. how did we not see this sooner? haha

  • But wait notice how kobe threw up a six with his fingers O__O

  • Haha this is some illuminati shit tho but its damn funny hahaha Kanye: "wtf are you talkin about kobe bryant" Kobe: "your welcome" Crowd: applause lol

  • illuminati shit right here

  • But are a different animal and the same beast

  • last time kobe attacked fast and attacked strong a white girl got raped

  • @TheheartOvaLion You are the typical easily influenced tard that does anything Jay z or Kanye does and think its cool. That's why you think this dumb ass video is funny....if Kanye West wore a dress in a music video so would you!

  • dat shit was funny but crazy

  • dat shit was funny

  • Yeezy is that dude but the best!?! IDK but funny as hell this was.

  • @cheers201 yeah neither do you

  • Kanye, I love him.

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  • Yet again Kanye doesn't get it.

  • Why the Big Booty Shake video response?

  • Lmao "wtf does that mean kobe bryant"

  • he made this commercial to grab attention thats what the biggest stars do and thats why he brought in the biggest stars for this commercial Period. No Illuminati

  • HOW TO SHAKE IT YOUR BIG BOOTY

    my question is why

  • hahah yo check out my video tho KOBE SYSTEM PARODY

  • LEOPARD LION BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!! DIFFERENT ANIMAL, SAME BEAST.

    Rev 13:2 And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as [the feet] of a bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority.

  • Kobe, the reptile....hahahahah. Sold his soul before he raped women.

  • devils horns with his right hand.

  • Of course the pyramid is always apart of the imagery, the seeing eye.

  • at 16 seconds, both the 666 hand sginal by the putz, and his image in background has serpants eye.

    

  • 6 beast system. Kobe the anti-Messiah. Go CELTICS.

  • So Yeezy taught me...but Kobe taut Yezzy?

  • Fail. Not funny. Kanye tried way to hard

  • @MX6ER i beg to differ and so do 1,929 other people..but hay 36 other people dont have a sense of humour so your not alone! :)

  • but are you a different animal and the same beast? classic

  • LMFAO AHAHAHAHAH XD

  • nobody knows what it means kobe bryant but its provocative, get the people going

  • Best rapper of this generation

  • Favorite rapper favorite ball player

  • Kobe sounds like Obama

  • Wow...my other comment about the illumidiots got deleted...lol

  • illumidiot: (n). Paronoids fucks who cant shut the fuck up about the illuminati and "their" retarded three exclamation point rule. Yeah I said it.

  • Kobe is not illuminati and no basketball player is. You have to have power, like a world leader, to be a part of it. Whatever player throws up signs before a game, (Lebron), is a tool.

  • If Kobe Bryant is Illuminati then your mom is Illuminati

  • If you think Kobe is Illuminati, you are a complete moron and there's very little hope for you in life. Sorry.

  • I respect Kobe as a player but he is Illuminati...Don't believe me do the research watch the signs he throws up before and during games also in this commercial alone look at his face in the background, half is not shown, that represents the devil

  • @TheMandingoMeat the "signs" tht u are imagining are made up by retarded conspiracy theorists moron. those signs dnt represent shit to anyone other than dickhole theorists. when u say research what u actually mean is get advice from other retarded theorists on sites specifically made for this type of bullshit, thts not research and nothing u have is proof of anything other than ur own stupidity.

  • I'm sorry Kanye but you are far from the best. You're a douche.

  • @bRegul8rr Then who is the best??? He is the BEST!!! Like Kobe Bryant

  • @bRegul8rr He IS the best, deal with it.

  • Kobe haters disgust me! what is there to hate on? ignorant bitches!

  • The comment below me is a bitch as fagget!

  • this commercial has nothing to do with basketball it's a evil plot from the illuminatti if you look closer you can see the're symbol if you don't believe me you can do the research yourself it's deeper then you think

  • @1000abercrombie yea i'm going to believe this from the guy who can't spell THEIR correctly. What a stupid fuck you are.

  • clapping sound but know one is clapping lmaooo

  • lls

    

  • it'll be much more funny if it wasn't censored!

  • Jordan sould say ya welcime ..kobe should say thank u ..

  • Wanna b jordan ...jordan is the best diss nigga play like the big hommie talk like the big hommie ..and his kickz suck ...kobe u good but u not the best ...wtf does the video mean ya dig ..

  • I like it !

  • Lol kanye blinks to much

  • Lmao!!

  • LMFAOOOOO Only I know what Kobe is talking about.

  • Hilarious

  • WTF DOES THAT MEAN KOBE BRYANT

  • @TheUlinawiwaya Shhhiittttttttttt thank you thank you thank you...fu*k yo..

  • Best commercial EVER

  • Hahahahahaha

  • the only youtube commercials that i like

  • Click play and hold down '8' to see Kanye have a stroke

  • funny #victoriaseekret

  • Kanye fucking west

  • Kanye can be a comedian

  • Press "4" to hear but are you a different animal and the same beast?

  • Haha what you expect he's Kanye motha fuckin west

  • This shit is hilarious

  • this mothafucker has to much EGO.

  • This is the funniest commercial ever

  • funny

  • Kanye is badass lol i literaly laughed my ass off when hes like "WTF is he talking about!??

  • hahaha omgg hahaha

    

  • OMFG A TRIANGLE, THE WORLD IZ ENDING!!!

  • why ppl freak out when they see triangle! like u was in skewl! u might've taken at least a geometry class for Christ's sake!!

  • i mean seriously. everytime u people see a triangle u shit urselfs. im not saying i deny or accept the fact the Illuminati is real but damn. you guys coming in and bitching about it on EVERY youtube video makes me not want to believe a word you say becuz u begin to sound retarded and paranoid.

  • Ok so beastion= beast=satan, the insignia looks like the beast and it has a triangle illuminati...

  • a different animal and the same beast ?

  • gay fish

  • Damn! No one can use shapes anymore?! Automatically, you use a triangle, it mean Illuminati? KISS MY ASS!

  • So i guess geometry is teaching kids how to be in the illuminati

  • I wanna see Manny Pacquiao on Kobe system. lol

  • I wanna see Manny Pacquiao on Kobe system. lol

  • as soon as you don't know what to say next just say.... "your welcome" - works everytime. thank you Kobe System!

  • i'm crying laughing..this is hellllaaa funny

  • is kobe ass wearing eyeliner

  • 0:12 0:15 Funniest face ever

  • Kobe has be Illuminati he just has to its clear as day

  • I am so sick of you dumb idiots always associating somebody with this Illuminati shit! The majority of you fucks have no knowledge about what it actually is or what it is about. STFU and watch the video bitches. WTF!!!

  • @QueUntouchable I think your message is evident of the Illuminati having a play in this. The structure of your sentence reveals it. You used three exclamation points rather than one like on your first sentence, but on your last sentence. You also comment on knowledge, and we know how valuable knowledge. We know where the power is. You're not fooling anyone.

  • @strikerk WTF!!! SMH!!! Listen I don't care the illuminati, Satan and whoever else, I'm tired of hearing about it. I guess I'm a part of of it too because I used three exclamation points. Wow, that's very funny. Lol!!! Now since you mention it's a problem I'm going to use three exclamation points now. I know how valuable knowledge is that's why I educate myself daily. I want all the knowledge that I can possibly have.

  • @QueUntouchable Silence, you illuminati scum! lol

  • @strikerk Alright Bitch, I was trying to be cordial, but you had start name calling. Kill yourself you dumb fuckface ass licking cocksucking shithead fuckboy. I wasn't even talking to you, pussy. Speak when spoken to. I made a comment and I must have offended your stupid ass. Are you upset? I hope your blood pressure is high. Go and suck something.

  • @QueUntouchable Just the thing an illuminati goon would say. You can't play tricks on us.

  • @QueUntouchable worst rap ever dude, none of that even rhymed

  • @ThorAndMjollnir Fuck You!

  • LMFAO! This shit is too funny.

  • wtf does that mean...wtf is he talking about lol

  • WHO IS CLAPPING

  • Lmao this should of been a SUPERBOWL commercial

  • But are you a different animal, and the same beast?

  • im gonna tell that to my teacher

  • I don't even like Kanye but this is hilarious.

  • I can't stop watching funny shit

  • hahahahahahahahahaha

  • DAMN YEEZY AND HOV

    WHERE THE HELL YOU BEEN?

    making commercials apparantely

  • haha kanye west

    "but... but im the best"

  • Is this kobe's obama impersonation?

  • Niggers.

  • "BUT IM DE BESSSSST" -nacho libre

  • This is illuminati as shyt

  • when he was talking about being an animal he was talkin about the black mamba!

  • Nobody knows what it means, but it's provocative. Kobesystem gets the people going

  • @LDerElNino lol

  • @LDerElNino you're welcome

  • You're Welcome.

  • Okay what ur about to read is top secret!!! Remember the food pyramid they showed us in elementary??.. Well.... FOOD IS ILLUMINATI!! There i said it!! Keep it in a secret tho i shouldnt be saying this, but the truth must be told.. so all u who believe this is illuminati... DONT EAT!! if u die, oh well u did for a good cause sooo... GO STARVE URSELF TO DEATH!

  • I Love Ye.

  • Blacks dont have role models.

  • his your welcome sounds like obama

  • ''But but Im the best'' hes so cocky, i love it.

  • people stop confusing the illuminati with freemasonry it is not the same even if they have similar links....And GOD rules always,bless

  • @CertainEntertainment @SurealMusic nooo shit it came from kendrick lamar, but this being youtube, AND the video this is i figured it would be fitting, but if you do some research he isnt the only individual to state that, and certain entertainment, dont call me ignorant, especially when you dont know who i am, that my friend, is ignorance at its finest 

  • Did you notice how no one is clapping in the Kaye west shot at the end, even though you Can clearly hear the claps....

  • @audiohead55

    You, my friend, are so ignorant. You said read a book right? Take your own advice and stop listening to that trash rapper. He says some nice stuff but he needs to read more, just like you.

  • without the lambs, there could be no celebration.. Think about it..

  • Who said a black man in the Illuminati; Last time I check, that was the biggest racist party...read a fuckin book sometimes people

  • @audiohead55 you are just stealing hiiipower lyrics

  • @audiohead55 The Illuminati don't exist.

  • Asking that question, Kobe Bryant obviosly never played Altred Beast.

  • oh my god that shit is fucking funny as hell

  • the only commercial on youtube that i dont hate and actually like to watch

  • I can't stop watching this. Too funny

  • He says u are a Gay Fish!!!

  • Aww kanye get your acting game back up

  • Illuminati.....

    

  • Kobe: Do you like fish sticks

    Kanye: WTF does that mean

    Kobe: You're welcome

  • @MilitiaOfBlood323 still using old ass South Park jokes from 4 years ago? lmao loserrr

  • @TheSleyking doesnt matter how old the joke is your moms older and she still get laughs now go be a troll some where else

  • @MilitiaOfBlood323 lmfao best comment ever haha

  • @ForeverDiDi31 I seriously agree on both symbol and humor.