Ask a ninja reviews Pirates of the Carribean 2

[4dojo]

lol. the ninja has spoken

[TechnoChick17]

XD

"Save your money, Dress up like a clown, jump into an aquarium, sing the lyrics of hit me with your best shot by pat benatar backwards, Atleast that will make more sense, than pirates of the carribean 2 dead man's chest"

XD XD XD that was fucking gold lol

[icytadbull]

great review about the Pirates of the Carribean 2

[nagibson1]

ok that was really funny.

[askbreanna]

It doesn't matter if there's a dead man on it or a dead man in it or a dead man... we'll get the job done. Actually, Ninjas of the Caribbean doesn't sound half bad! lol

[clbt4celluloid]

This may well be the most comprehensive and accurate review of Dead mans chest out there. It was almost worth having seen it just to get how spot on this was. This review is NINJA.

[mcsteamy14]

i'm a diehard fan of the pirates of the carribean series, but I gotta hand it to this guy, everything he said was so true! (Except for the "this is a horrible movie" part...) The whole thing made me laugh... :-D

[spaceeskimo11t]

its a horrible movie that is entertaining to watch. honestly they really didnt make sense in the movie. yet it was entertaining, they ended it in a way that u say that was good and dont care how much senseit makes

[CodenameLegacy]

It was kinda true, but, It wasn't that bad was it? I mean, it is a sequel, & I get the fish pirate (Davey jones crew)and the heavy eyeline make-up part (Jack with indian make-up) should he do a review for the third one?

Remember...KRACKEN!!! There were dead men in the movie, they were just, already dead.

anyways, KRACKEN!!!

[campincarlrules]

funny as hell

[dreamer32222]

everything was soo true. Everyone got a plotline...every single thing got a plotline. lol i love it!

[mikerotcherson]

this is f-in hilarious

[Tango4444]

The guy said PotC had too many pirates... what the **** he did expect to see in it? bloody penguins?

[Faiaarashi999]

apart from pirates? ordinary humans?

[fancyorangemittens]

Do... you... ever... take a breath? Okay. Would be funny... if POTC was a bad movie. Really. And 'the last line of the movie'... is a teaser. That's what they're FOR. Haha... no luckdragon. Hehe... HAAAAHA. More manish than Orlando. I love this guy.

[grlash]

i waited for that to download? i actually watched 4min of that? omg. i must be really bored. and to think someone wasted more time in actually filing and posting that... was it supposed to be funny or something? and don't say i don't have a sense of humor. i just don't see how rambling can be funny. no facts just opinions. and here was mine.

[LassieRF]

He talks alot for a ninja

[lavaflow101]

where'd you get ur script from ninja man? a cereal box?

[Androtology]

lol, oh man! EVERYTHING he said is true!!!

[kyuubiNMO]

i thought it wasnt half bad...and did ninja boy over there get fat or am i just seein things?

[Crackmandan]

"Dress up as a clown jump into an aquarium while singing Pat Benetars Hit me with your best shot!"

[Pathrissia]

haha dont listen to the others ;P it kind of is funny

[yunaai]

zomg, the movie wasn't that bad. I mean, it was bad...at least, the background music was. They even had harpischords in there. But it's so true, it was just a bunch of plotlines going nowhere. the first one wud've eaten it's socks of with like, radioactive awesomeness.

[HotdogEV]

Pirates of the carribean sucked sooo much! it was for a bunch of 6 yr olds... seriously... fruits thrown into the air and then neatly piked back into a kebab? ... no ok?! i found that cool when i was in my womb.

[myscreams]

what do you think this movie was directed at? 6 year olds and 'goths' who obsess over Johnny Depp.

[happysoapbar]

I WILL KILL HIM!!!

[amazinbean]

Ninja man sucks

[greimalkin]

lol

verbinski, which I think is russian for bad dialogue

[frumpkinspumpkins]

oh my gosh, the funniest ask a ninja movie yet.

[ChaosElite138]

try minja and thr33 they are good as well.

[GentleInAMoshPit]

this is hilarious.

oh my god.

everything seemed to have a plot line. the ships had a- oh yes they had a lot of plot lines.

[Kagehime]

Who is the ninja dude? Just tell me where this guy lives so I can beat the crap out of him.

[bigbrig100]

you are so ridiculus go and become a men bitch

[Kagehime]

you little fuck...

[matsukazeuma]

Ask a Ninja seems to have but on weight. Still this is funny and he does have some good points. 0.0

[Sorinphyre]

It's a never-ending story but with no Luck Dragon.

[charmed2be]

lmao the end bit "hang on there wasnt even a dead man in it." umm- it BELONGS to a dead man! raotflmao this is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny

[danbald]

hahaha the best part is when hes like "so the director just started making it up he was like uhhhh yea and then this guy comes and hes a pirate!"

[flamingoboy511]

ninja rocks!

[beowulf500ad]

hahaha

"Ninjas don't just amble around doing bad Keith Richards impersonations"

[jubbles23]

There was a dead man. The Davy Jones crew were dead.

[gnurt3]

no, they were fish people

[grlash]

they were dead. and cursed to become men of the sea. why am i even dignifying this with an answer. low iq means even you can't understand this.

[atila007]

LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO!!!