Arctic Monkeys South Bank Awards Speech

[YouTwilightWaker]

i'm french and i don't understand the sentence "can u do rocky" i suppose that's a thing a royal gard is not allowed to do, isn't it ?

[AgiIeBeast]

@YouTwilightWaker @YouTwilightWaker Alex was referring to the theme from the 'Rocky' movie.. you know.. this one.. /watch?v=2PtvLTZS4Ik 

[YouTwilightWaker]

@AgiIeBeast With Sylvester Stallone ? Of course i do ! one of my favourite :)

[osito060308]

thats why they are brilliant because they are lads normal peopl so humble

[JonnyGleadell]

I FEEL LIKE ZEUSS

[NinjaOutfitInTheWash]

@jujuju627 Well, not sure if I agree with that in this context. Oh well, thanks for trying to help.

[NinjaOutfitInTheWash]

@jujuju627 It's been a long while since I posted that comment, and thankfully I'm not still watching it. So thank you, but you're a little late man.

[MsMaroon5r]

Aww, adorable xx

[classicbritpop]

alexa chung is hot

[teri4815162342]

ZEUS :D:D

[NinjaOutfitInTheWash]

I've watched this over and over and over and over again and don't think it does me any good.

[Quakky93]

LOOOOOL!!! AM all the way

matt helders ftw btw!

[LeGreenGazelle]

Aw :)

[zeeoz1786]

hahaha so great

[DanishGiirl]

I love British homour! ;D

[XxVwQu33nxX]

haha , have to say , that really made me smile :L love Alexs sense of humour , he is VERY funny :) Love him ! Kelly is lushhh tooo ! :)

[SmoofAdventures]

Looks Like They Don't Even Care If They Win The Award..That's Kinda Of Cool.. =)

[FollowTheDealer]

XD XD XD XD XD XD

[xfeaqueenbeex]

If i never need to do a speech, i want the arctic monkeys to write it for me :D

[MariiaJoaoT]

They fucking rock ^^

[LaraCroft009]

oh,sorry.yeah biggest assholes in world-Arctic Monkeys.They RoCK* ;D*

They are so fucking brilliant and damn CutE.^^ btw,I don't hate...anyone.Alex and Alexa are so beautiful together,they are great. Alexa is a beauty.

and Alex is my hottie. ;**

AM is our sunshines. Team Alex. We love Alex Turner! ^^ <3

[LukasVonBamberg]

"I feel like Zeus"

haha

[kayleighk011]

lmfaoo i LOVE arctic monkeys x

[dovestones]

There are a lot of knobheads in that room. Starting with Ozzy's fat daughter.

[jgomezish]

ahh british humor

[larien26]

absolutly

[6Guitaristsrock6]

you british?

[jointhezen]

that speech was so unfunny but i still love them!!

[venusasaboy]

All you people saying Alexa is lucky -- it's the other way around. Alexa is so fucking hot!

[HiThereImKester]

Agreed

[vaness1210]

what's with kevin spacey??

[Rorykdy]

what's not with Kevin Spacey?

[kawaiipanda24]

Haha great speech xD

But what what, where's Alexa?

[Zerchy012]

C'mon Alex let them talk, they are in the band too.

[poneingqueen]

HAHA THT ONE ON THE END CAN DO ROCKY,YEAH,NO.....the kids are 'ere LMFAO

[Ulmeyda08]

Why are you girls bitching about Alexa Chung for? You're not the one dating her are you!

[lottevarcoe]

hehe

[SophieGraceWhite]

Haaa I love Alex

hes a right laugh :) x

why does everyone hate alexa ?

She aint dun nout to yous has she ?

Just cause shes going out with Alex your all like omfg shes such a whore

LMAO

I like em all tbh x

[topitaaa]

Is she faking the accent??

[brfczander]

"can you do rocky?" lmfao

[emschw123]

wow,

alexa chung is so beautiful.

love the arctic monkeys,

best band ever :)

[takeit10]

what kind of award is that? full of unknown people...

[sheffieldminx]

Unknown people? Kevin Spacey is there an oscar winning actor so is Patrick Stewart one of the best shakespearean actors of our time!

[ianarmanufc]

haha i love ronnie wood

[Ingridmbc]

Gosh i love them

[OwdrayDray]

OMG ahahah thats such a cute speech <3 ARCTIC MONKEYS FOR THE WIN <3

[Darsoid]

Kelly looked really awesome. :)

I love them. Sooo much.

[karaahh123]

EW WAS THAT ALEXA CHUNGGGGGG?

URRGGHH

[NoBusesx]

Urgh?

She's really pretty.

Too pretty.

[karaahh123]

yeah i know she is

but shes going out with alex turner

urgh.

[NoBusesx]

Yeah, and Alex Turner is possibly the Hottest Guy on Earth.

Worst Luck :(

[Menspol]

they are so funny, wich they were my friends

[AnytimeAllen]

classic

[A2THEMY]

OOOOOOOOOOOO I LIKYYY :D

[canalla90]

we requested rocky, can do u rocky? jjajaja "HE KNOWS ROCKY!" jaja

[jgmedina]

me puedes traducir lo que dicen? ajja por favor

[Menspol]

le dice: pedimos la cancion de rocky, nos puedes tocar la de rocky?? jajaja ¨El se sabe la de Rocky¨

[goaldemon08]

I love the Arctic Monkeys but Alex Turner does sometimes seem like a proper arsehole

[framboisexx]

'i feel like zeus' legend nick!

[NoBusesx]

Ooooh!

Did you see how when Kelly blew that kiss at the beginning you see Alex Turner and he mimes blowing a kiss back

Bless him

Cheeky Monkey

[friendsorenemies1234]

aaw he's so cute

[ZEExHotnEsS]

this is hilarious!

[tete200491]

ITS RON WOODS!!

[voiler]

YES ! exactly . ty very much

[voiler]

it must be a very stupid question, but who's the guy at 2.18 ? i've seen em before, but i just can't remember who it is ..

[oasismonkeyslfc]

keith richards from rolling stones i think... im not sure tho

[voiler]

hmm, i don't think so .. i looked em up, but i don't think it's him ..

[oasismonkeyslfc]

oops sorry... i was thinking of something else at the time i wrote that

i just re read what i wrote and i don't know why i said it :D

[voiler]

lol, np mate =)

[cleveland1008]

with which people alex is sitting there`??

[angelyin11]

could anyone tell me what the Rocky mean?

i cant figure out the joke.

thanks :DD

[HappyGirlyGirl22]

You know that Rocky theme song, Alex wanted them to play that

[angelyin11]

Thanks :D

I see!!!!!!

[elenath]

hahaha that was amazing! kelly played her part quite well,she could have ruined it, but she didn't^^

[dizzin0nz]

i luv kelly but not as much as arctic monkeys...

[DaveWoody07]

nick: "ifeel like zeus"

HAHA. classic.

[LastLaughLanee]

alexa is amazing so all of u shut it alright :D bye now

[aleksturner]

aww... nick's so cute with the lightning bolt thing... i got it... brianstorm..lol!

sorry... just thought i should say that...

[w7sjr1234]

can you do rocky ?? lol funny as !!!

[buckbeatle]

i love how they really show their personalities in this, they seem like such jokers :)

[greenday21]

lol i duno y they turn up to thes kinda stuff bunch of nobodys.oh well its the best band at the mo fact

[Supaduck0]

Kevin Spacey actually would give you a wonder telling off though

[anothersweetgirlkm]

OMFG!!! This video is soooooo funny!!!! :D

Arctic Monkeys <3

[tizianita21]

alex i love youuuu L)

[tizianita21]

yeah alex, split up with alexa, i mean, what are you thinking? that girl wants to be the next kate moss, oh my god she's so far away. alex you're a god, you're a star, you're so gorgeous, you're perfect, alexa.. you're crap, i don't like her, i think she only wants to be famous. and she is not so pretty.

[andyweelo]

haa u are a freak sunshine

[jointhezen]

i so agree with tizianita21 alex you can do waaaay better than that! i bet alexa has never done a proper days work in her life

[TheGuv123]

Kelly is a pimple on Ozzy's ass.

[banananinja9]

hahahah awesome!!

[sarahalfonso]

Alex Turner kinda looks like James McAvoy.

[struzy]

hahaha what?! actually...

[OhTakeIt]

alex split up with Alexa please :(

[founded1988]

Respect to kelly for actually doing it! Arctic Monkeys are genuinly funny!

[loto159]

this is so funny!

arctic monkeys are the best band ever!

[naomi2805]

no its the libertines

[TopshopPrincess5]

haha, they're so funny

love alex!

[FrozenBreath]

awesome. I laughed so much. XD

[chivamorrow]

Gotta love the british wit taken in the U.S.

[happyadele]

Oh,alex,really a good guy!

[loto159]

it kinda sucks cuz his girlfriend alexa is right next to him

>:-(

[framboisexx]

'i feel like zeus.'

legend nick is!!!!

[PowerRangerMegaTent]

kelly osbourne rules , arctic monkys rule

[onfire4ever1987]

can u do rocky ? :)))))))))

rofl

AM rule!!!

[rese1992]

what legends.

[punkygirl13]

haha Kelly Osbourne rox xD Of course, Arctic Monkeys too, but they weren't as funny as Kelly was

[blossomhana]

well Kelly was funny because the text was funny and the band wrote it so xD lol

[thisisatrueeestory]

haha you took that right out of my mouth

i saw this video and laughed...but i missed alexa chung in it! now i saw it again and i internally growled lol she is one lucky girl

[1HeartAlexTurner]

CHUNG IS ONE LUCKY LADDYYY!!

[StillnessOfHeart]

*NME

[StillnessOfHeart]

Alex is so hot, love him. Yeah and he was amazig at the ME awards :]

<3x

[framboisexx]

legends,love nick

[sonoflurch]

fucking legends

[lovex3youu]

and when i thought i couldnt love them anymore,

lol

[marialuizaa]

they are really good

- feel like zeus -

that was the best

lov nick, lov the monkeys

[kalimorgana]

Ahhh, I think Alex and Alexa are so cute there...

[loksuet]

i love alex

[renatasouzalopes]

with Alexa Chung!

his girlfriend

[Elliotxxxxxx]

00:41, alex is sat with who?

[irememberjeep]

I'm so happy they laughed at Alex's jokes (unlike at the NME awards)... and Kelly Osbourne was actually really funny too.

And I must admit, as much as I have huge crush on Alex, Alexa looks pretty sweet here.

[Chacha5678]

i wish cookie wasnt so shy at award shows lol

[sharil601]

he just dun bother...to say anything...makes him look cool though ahah

[jonythecroute]

Can someone translate it in french please?

[teri4815162342]

very very thanks for translation!!!!! Alex is the best... and nick : I feel like zeus :D its fantastic :D:D

[zenin2]

That was fucking epic

[fangirl]

oh and aren't they great at receiving these awards.... haha!

[fangirl]

jamie really is shy... look, look at him, he's at the back.

[mardyverylovelybum]

omg amazing!!!!

[juligallagher]

hilarious

love the gestures

[marialuizaa]

i like what kelly says. and yeah they are the biggest right now!!!! nicholas i luv u!!

[TopshopPrincess5]

the kids are here! :)

[koalapoofa]

grr alexa

i like her but not wen shes with alex

[caltheblade1889]

''no seriously, i don't want to sound stupid, but isn't she from london? if so, then how is her accent fake? i really want to know, i'm not arguing''

ozbournes are from birmingham well ozzy is anyway so i persume kelly is

[mikaeoyeoy]

i loVE yOu ALEx YOu ArE BEaUtIFuL!

[ItGirlRagDoll86]

That was so funny!!!

I dunno how these awards work but i've got 3 questions:

how come the person giving the award got such a long intro?

how come arctic monkeys wrote the speech given by kelly?

and what was the award for?

Kelly was alright, she could've messed that up but she didn't.

[necrophobya]

kelly is so fake.

[Chacha5678]

i know, who could hate AM? haha

[CricketProteas]

LOL!!!

[LastRomanticistLeft]

LMAO @ "I feel like Zeus"

[marialuizaa]

lov nicholas!

[alexroy43]

Nick Is So Funny. "I Feel Like Zeus"

[bigspin31]

thanks you so much for this translation!

[J3J3]

no problem :)

[losvegetales]

can u please write what alex said?.. english's not my language.. n i always have a hard time tryin to understand him.. id apreciate it (:

[kunca]

1

If we have known there was a sound effect, we would especific clearly requested rocky or something. Can you do rocky, anyway?

Then he says something like "can tou record a cd" or something like that. Then the musicians keep quiet.

then alex says: No? There are kids over here, you know.

[kunca]

2

I was just thinking before. I had to refference(?)someone was being appeard before cause everything is just like that and all. (then he tells some funny story that happened with him and in the end he said that he had to share this sotry with the audience)

[losvegetales]

i did understand everything u just wrote.. some details were missing..but thanks for takin the time (: cheers

[jonty2k]

what they actually said was:

'If we'd have known there was a fanfare, we'd have specifically requested Rocky. Can any of you do Rocky? (Points at band) - he can do Rocky, on the end! No? The kids are here...'

'I hate to reference someone who's been up here before, because people always do that don't they - but I'd really hate to be told off by Kevin Spacey. Out of everyone here, I reckon he'd give you the worst telling off. Anyway, thanks.

[losvegetales]

ooh.. thank u (:

[kunca]

Thanks, i did't got that part when i heard it!

[sudzucker]

her fake british accent

[sudzucker]

fuck i hate kelly and her fake english accent

[sung2thetrees]

how do you know it's fake?

[sung2thetrees]

no seriously, i don't want to sound stupid, but isn't she from london? if so, then how is her accent fake? i really want to know, i'm not arguing

[TSJ92]

kelly osbournes fake british accent sucks ass!

[J3J3]

oh, and they made her do ridiculous gestures too - that's why it was funny

[Tinekeh]

Thank you very much! And Alex, what does Alex say? I'm sorry for all those questions. I'm learning English at school, but Alex is hard to understand. ;)

[J3J3]

oh you mean during the speech? when she loses her place, alex says "arm in the air" - and don't apologize

[J3J3]

And during his speech he says, "If we would've known there was a fanfare, we would have specifically requested 'Rocky' or something... Can you do 'Rocky'? Any of you?"

"(Points to guy) He knows 'Rocky' and that record! No, no"

[J3J3]

"I was just thinking before, I had to reference some of us being up here before because everyone always does that, don't they? But I really would like to be told off by Kevin Spacey"

"I reckon out of everyone, he'd give you the best telling-off... I thought I had to share that with you, I don't know. Thank you very much"

[J3J3]

this was in response to Tinekeh and bigspin31 by the way

[J3J3]

"Shalom. Hi everyone. First off, all I want to tell you is how much I love you (blow kisses)"

"But not half as much as I love this band (run in place for 5 seconds)"

"They're audibly pleasurable both to the left ear and to the right (touches both ears)"

"(Puts arm in air) And they know no fear illustrated by the fact that they just completed their first full-length West-end musical. Ladies and gentlemen, the biggest assholes in the world, the Arctic Monkeys"

[mmKEJ]

what is alexa doing whit my boyfriend ? ...

[andreacosta2032]

LOL:-)

[sorlocc]

Arctic Monkeys just simply rock. lol

but it's super sad to see Alex has got a girlfriend now :( hurt me so bad

haha

[Tinekeh]

Could anybody tell me what they all say? Kelly and Alex? I don't get it.

[J3J3]

basically, they wrote the speech for kelly to introduce them - it was really sarcastic and full of bullshit content - that's why it was funny. if you want me to write out a transcript or something, let me know - i have a lot of free time haha

[peroporfavorrr]

Nick playing with the award xD

i'm from argentina, and i can't understand a word of what alex says , i understand a bit of what Kelly said, but alex no :(

[squigglesmmmaldi]

2:25

nick "i feel lyke zeus!"

haha wat a guy!=]

love arctic monkeys

xo