A Very Special Message From Lucien Lachance

[AzNgiftedkid]

Needs an arrow in the knee.

[handofmurphy]

"that's what happens when you" ...take an arrow in the knee.

[foojuice101]

This video is so bewilderingly bad...that it's brilliant!

Well done. I loved it! XD

[mollyrulz9999]

It's so shitty, it's hilarious! I think I love you.

[Saharanerdo23]

douche

[MrPrisius]

shut up... benassi !

[AnubusStar]

This is actually pretty funny. I don't see why it got so many dislikes. XD

[Giulianosse]

:56 is the funnier part hehehehehehhehehehe

[obliviondarkelfgirl]

This guy sucks what is wrong with whoever made this, Lucien was my boss, mentor, and let me kill my family, make him shut up!!!!!!!!!

[gjerlev1]

@obliviondarkelfgirl *troll face*

[Tigerlilly0777]

@gjerlev1 <--------*Foreveralone*

[TROGDOR455]

@obliviondarkelfgirl mathieu bellamont framed and utterly powned ur mentor

[reichstag10]

Stephen Hawking?

[TheDeadPickle]

hahahaha

[GalladGil]

microsoft sam? die =D

[GrimInstincts]

People should lighten up....jeez

[ABReaper]

fuck tard

lololololol

[bhrmaximo]

hello i am lucien lachhhhchhhhhhancesssssssssss

[Dewani90]

lucien is drunk after his console revival, very very drunk

[MrBeastycracker]

I like oblivion two but man if you fanboys get pised over that go see a doctor

[fiveMIRrOrs]

So retarded that it's actually good.

[MrDasssd]

fuck you

[catz135]

you can get this voice thing but you need a mac to do it you highlight something right click and then click speak

[sndavis5]

haha I laughed everytime he said "fucktard" :D

[Hammerfall3141]

RIP Lucien Lachance

[TheLackofattack]

This was sorta funny.

[TheReaperOfOblivion]

Speaker or talker of whatever the fuck my role is in the brotherhood.

[FredLover243]

i bet ur wondering why i sound like a fucktard omg i pissed myself =D

[WhiteStripe44]

GO FUCKING DIEEEEEEEEEE

[TigrexNargacugaErza]

D:<

[ItzNotTrue]

Fuck you he's my pixelated jesus.

[iMolestedBowser]

Nice

[razrv3lc]

This is pretty funny to me. The voice sounds mentally retarded! I love Microsoft Sam! This was pretty funny, even though Lucien was my favorite NPC!

[Sheghostly]

o.o....

[jagger1865]

wtf this is a shit video

[passwordy100]

you have incured the wrath of sithis tonight your judgement is at hand

[DetectiveTective]

This just made my day... I think I'm okay with him dying now... lol

[MysteryBowl]

And I'm surprised that "u r" able to type given your apparent level of education, but let's not bicker over our respective talents. I mean, do you have any idea how training-intensive ball-gargling is? Just getting up to three takes years of practice. Naturally I had to start with fellows like you, with just one ball, but I worked my way up over time and I'm proud of it.

[lotrmaniac98]

no you sound like a fucktard because you are you

[PcGameHunter]

Lucien Lahawkins XD

[MazebaFTL]

lol, chopped his dick off xD

[gjerlev1]

@Catharian eat shit and die.

[Catharian]

@gjerlev1 thanks, boo <3

[koelkastinhell]

@gjerlev1 i will... except de dieing part

[IhearaHunter117]

@gjerlev1 MAKE ANOTHER ONE I LAUGHED SO HARD

[pie189]

@gjerlev1 you must have no freinds

[gjerlev1]

@pie189 friends*

[MrsBillieJoe14]

steven hawkins!!!!!!!!!

[sio42]

i lol'd hard :'D

[Dude11191]

he was the most badass character i nthe game!YOU EVIL FUCK!...wait a minute

[hereinsertname]

I lol'd

[ollythrughost]

how disrespectful....

i know its only a game but he got tortured and killed for no reason

as in mother's words

"lucien Lachance served the dark brotherhood till his dying breath"

[omgitskarmacharger]

hi im lucen lackshannce

[MysteryBowl]

Over 12000 views, eh? Well, there's 22,000Mb of bandwidth that the Internet can never have back. If you were aiming to cause the equivalent population of a small city to look upon you as a blithering idiot, you have achieved a grand success.

[gjerlev1]

@MysteryBowl Thank you good sir! guess i can cross that off my bucket list xD

nah i had no idea it would get this many views i thought it'd get like 50 views and that'd be it :33 XD

[sbkhaan1]

@MysteryBowl Gargle balls in hell.

[MysteryBowl]

@sbkhaan1 Moderately creative opening, but weak towards the end and lacking in words over six letters in length.  I give your flame a 3.7.

[sbkhaan1]

@MysteryBowl I'm surprised u r able to speak with all those balls being gargled.

[ROONTANG]

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[GunerzPGBC]

The funniest thing ive seen all day.

[MrDrunknbass]

MS SAM voice pissed me off...rofl

[TheMrGlitches]

...stupid fucktards lollollollollollollol :-D

[Jackaaum]

LOLOLOLOL

Hey whats name of this program ?

I Forgot the name !!

[Ploysh]

This video is legend

[manomama7]

I Fucking Died of Laugh!!

[bongchampion]

lucien lachance is fucked. this video is great highfives all around and beer for the inventor of this video. this reminds me of skateman john AKA scatman joe which isthe funniest shit to hit youtube, your mother.

[gjerlev1]

@Jmak4Life dont you have better things to do then hate on videos and be a little whiny troll? if you'd bothered to read some of my comments i already know its cheap as hell

now gtfo and stfu

[ImNotTheChampion]

@Jmak4Life People commit suicide from people like you, so I advise you get off the internet if you're gonna do that. I hope you're happy.

[SyrezProductions]

I'm sure if YouTube's processing system was capable of human thought and the ability to act freely it wouldn't let this video pass the processing stage because the video promotes technology abuse and neglection!

[manomama7]

ROFL

[TheMcdugan]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­

[SuemooGrowl]

LOL this is giggleworthy. Why i sound like a fucktard hahah awesome

Poor Lucian!

[dethloodragn]

why does he sound like a fucktard?

[3cdowens]

That was freakin' funny  :D

[FastFacto4]

The views are over 9000!!!!!!!!!

[TregAichi]

Sounds like someone's spent a little too much time in the Shivering Isles...

[Druummer13]

retard

[Jecool242]

hate that the idiots killed him 

[Seltro1]

wow, that really sucked.

[deepestlovexo]

lol horrible

[dar3keternal]

wow....thats bad...

[gjerlev1]

@dar3keternal Lol this was posted as A joke a few yers ago. I know it sucks just keeping it up cuz of the irony of the whole situation xDD

[JamesRideout123]

@gjerlev1 Lol what happened to THE REAL WAY TO GET INTO THE DARK BROTHERHOOD? Was it removed from Youtube? It starts off with,"I am the Mysteriously Sexy Lucien Lachance!"

[fafafak6]

how i get assassin creed armor?

[geekyhacker14]

wow cheap as hell

[gjerlev1]

@geekyhacker14 and ironically my highest viewed video :D:D

[geekyhacker14]

@gjerlev1 lol =)

[megaman5104]

@geekyhacker14 I think thats the reason its so damn funny

[snowtart1]

Lol I might sound ALL WHITE AND NERDY but Lucian is awesome I cried when he died

[hexler4]

yeah bro the coolest character in Oblivion...Come to think of it The Dark Brotherhood has only cool Characters ok +Dar Jee and Maiq The Liar and that Aragornian that says penis....

[usercemal]

WHAT HAVE YOU DOnE! What maddness has claimed you!!!

[gjerlev1]

@usercemal THE MADNESS OF ALMOST 8000 VIEWS!!! :D:D:D

[Totalowng]

Sorry that sounded harsh. Just a spelling error. Great sound though I must admit

[adamkc0]

this really shouldnt be that funny,but somehow it is.maybe its just the way microsoft sam says fucktard.

[what13521]

ahaha

[gjerlev1]

This is unbelievable... 6400 views and i spent maybe 5 minutes tops on this video...

I WANNA GET TO 10000 VIEWS!

[wolfpelt8131]

HAHAHA!! "stupid fucktards" cant stop laughing after this!!

[jamesstone123]

he has no cock....

my guess is he didnt have one before mutilation

[donkey21200]

lucien never deserved to get killed :''( I wuv'd him

[bongchampion]

@donkey21200 lucien got killed by me after he woke me up in my home.

[medomuffen]

@donkey21200 goddamnit haha spoiled that shit

[CharlieWillisVG]

@donkey21200 amen to tht

[nerfmaster234]

lol

[hashamian]

ROFTFLMAO

[blooddef]

xD

nicely done ! microsoft sam ftw

[ToxicExterminator]

LOL!

[usercemal]

ROFL

[gjerlev1]

holy shit 27 comments almost 5000 views and 44 ratings!!!

thanks for making this my most viewed video

[dazza5266]

guess what ?

[Randomperson523]

XDD oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck <---- it sounds wrong doesnt it? XDD lolz

[Ezio556]

lol

[Weltwunder2000]

that is Stephan Hawking or????

[americathefat101]

What was with luciens body?

Thats the most fucked up thing i have seen in a video game.

[xxballsonweelsxx]

lol play fallout 3 and u see shit like that in almost every abandoned house in the game, except worse

[HunterLikeNoOther]

I hated lucien because he made me kill my favorite dark brother..

VICENTI VALTIERI!

[rubatolife]

Really? I liked Teinaava. He was hot.

[canadaislive]

fag

[rubatolife]

Fag? Haha I'm female :D

[jendow71]

lizard fetish? lol

[rubatolife]

And yeah I was kidding but you'd be surprised at the amount of lizard fetishists in the world... :/

[RedChickenLegs]

i LOLed violently, accidentally killing my younger sibling.... WHY DID YOU MAKE ME LOL VIOLETNLY?!!! ...why? :'(

[YoshiLover122]

rofl i remember when they mutillated his body if you look they cut off his pride rofl

[Slawterer098]

OMG!!! I like Lucien thats just evil >:( Hes awesome...good vid tho lol

[nicky349349]

i liked lucein y did he have to die:(

[mrbasemanjl]

I know he was like the cool one in the brotherhood

[Arkanothxz]

Wasnt that microsoft sam speaking?

fucktards.... i like that word:P

[AshleyYAY]

xD.... Stupid Fucktards!

[LegoSega]

1:12

[Dlvvanzor]

ROFL! The last two seconds made me laugh so hard XD

[EveIien]

xD ahahhahahahah XD

[666HackerFromHell666]

jokes, this is great

[Moonguard257]

Yeah its fucked up how they killed him.

[SubSaibot820]

xDD "Fucktard" what an interesting word.. And Arquen was the Fucktard whore! who killed Lucien.. By Sithis I hate her!.. I`m not sure I got every word he said though, but good one^^