Ответ шведам 2

[JohanOlsson]

ryssarna är nog mest misslyckade människorna på jorden =)

[daitezaiti]

ni svenskar är jävla fascister

[hildahund]

hahahahahahahhahahaha!!! Nice one!

[inspector920]

евровидение 2011 выиграем

[inspector920]

не нужно было смеяться над россией!!!

[ppldeflib]

Bwahahahahahaha, this is funny as fuck.

[scorpion091168]

Это типа юмор ?

[henkesweet]

Dont forget the battle at Narva

[chri55e88]

Oh no, as a Swede I'm now greatly offended. Haha. :P

[pruppe83]

Can anyone translate this into sweedish or english please XD

[schlaflosig]

Kicked our ass, kicked our ass, at Poltava they kicked our ass,

Russians chased us so hard that we didn't even go to school then.

Kicked our ass, kicked our ass, kicked our ass so much,

And noone of us even understood why the fuck we came here at all.

The rest is even more offensive if you'll take it seriously (which hopefully you won't).

[pruppe83]

@schlaflosig haha thanks xD =P

[scorpion091168]

@pruppe83 Don't do it. It's one of the underground uncultured group from russian province.

[pruppe83]

@scorpion091168 don't do what x] ?

[scorpion091168]

@pruppe83 Don't try to translate it :) This song consist of swear words :) And this song is not correct by my opinion.

[pruppe83]

@scorpion091168 Allright, i dont really mind swear words, but i understand what youre sayin' :)

[henkegaisaren]

I do not include how Russia can be proud to have won the battle of Poltava. Swedes were only one third of the Russians. they were tired, hungry and exhausted. it is like to be proud of smashing up a child

[schlaflosig]

@henkegaisaren Probably because Swedes were considered a very tough adversary, and the victory was not likely. So you can be proud too.

[ShadowOfRome]

hahaha exept for the song (which by the way, sucks) that is the best thing in a very long time : D

[znarkarne]

Да, Швеция потеряла Полтавской битвы. Но если сравнить историю России и Швеции после Полтавы, я выбрал бы жить в Швеции любой год!

[schlaflosig]

That's true. There's an anecdote of Soviet times about this. The little boy in USSR asks his gradfather if he's sure that USSR won the WW2, because defeated Germans had much higher quality of life than the winners.

[jerseyflex238]

3%!!!!!!! WOOOOW!!! lol was to reach but never did....he was so SMART that he immigrated to Russia just like Noble Brothers:)))

[Snobiker13]

In the end that was a bad move. The Bolsheviks stole their company :-(

[jerseyflex238]

ahaha lol Sweedish wet backs will put first house for Russians) ahaha...seriously save up money Communist bastard "socialism" grows into communism...economically! You have no access to space don't even try, stick to production of retarted homosexual videos) okkkk)

[vetertv]

У всех в группе "Плеханово" шведское гражданство имеется . Поэтому они могут себе это позволить .

[mcperra]

Nonsence! they don't have any citizenship!

[jerseyflex238]

lol who needs citizenship of Socialistic idiotic loserr? Шведы лохи!) Социализм ето Гниль...при Капитализме люди ценят медицыну и образованние! Yeah i wish Sweeds could be first in sapce have aluminum deposits, oil, and great past for the great future but they don't)

Моя религия ето Россия! Я в неё верю!)

[Snobiker13]

We know you were the first in space,and it's of course a great achievement.

When Swedes get dunk at parties we sometimes sing an old song that goes like this (but in Swedish):

We want more Russians out in space

and we hope that they never come down again.

We want more Russians out in space

and we hope that they never come down again.

Yuri, Yuri Gagarin, Yuri, Yuri Gagarin!

We want more Russians out in space

and we hope that they never come down again.

Then we take another schnapps.

[jerseyflex238]

ahaha!) lol your so funny!) omg that is so awesome...i though Europe was high world lmao! Fuck Russians are so advanced we need to communicate with aliens and pharaohs lol you such scumbags that we might move to space after we nuke your little frozen poop LOL!

[Snobiker13]

No, I don't think you'll nuke us. It's not good manners.

(The "Gagarin song" is of course from the cold war days and is heard very seldom now. I just happened to remember it.)

[jerseyflex238]

Yeah... more you hate us more advanced we get...that little song...just simple hate by whole nation(hate on us being there first!) ...wow) i haven't know such fact. Tnx. now i will scratch every volvo,saad and ikea productsX)

[scorpion091168]

@vetertv Хренасе... Это точно ?

[Malenkoy]

Что за чушь?? Не позорте Россию!!! Швеция такая же великая страна...Ужас!

[48KANALRU]

группа "Плеханово" отвечает за всю страну . Спасибо тебе,"Плеханово" !!!!!

[mcperra1958]

Hej Swenssons!Dont you remember how everything started!The swedish group tingaling get drunk and decided to make something funny about russians.they started thinking what they know about russia:bear, balalajka,flag with star, matreshka,Then russian Plehanovo started thinking what they know about sweden:abba,ikea,poltava!sorry­,that's it! So simple!hahaha

[mcperra1958]

Don't lie! the max is 10,000sek,Sweden is the unhealtiest country in the europe(suicedes, depressions)dubble moral,support of nasists during the war(ikea direktor,queens father)

[clarkcolt45]

haha not really!!

We have faaaaaaaaar longer life expectancy then Russia, far less suicides and faaaar less alcoholism..

Actually, I wouldn't talk about life expectancy, depression, alcoholism etc. if I was Russian: LOL!

We are the healthiest people of not only Europe - but THE WORLD.. Look it up in the WHO documents!

Yes, we supported Germany because you bastards attacked Finland... Soviet is the bloodiest empire ever existed, FAR WORSE THEN HITLER!

[clarkcolt45]

Actually we have something called "A-kassa", that means you will get money from the government if you are unemployed. The minimum is 80% of your salary.

I DON'T LIE: LOOK IT UP LOL!

20,000sek even when unemployed! ;)

Sweden is the best =)

[Sixx357]

hahah so fail lol,

[Agrikultur]

Haha Karlsson på taket. =)

But seriously the only thing you use against us is Poltava, and if you read some history you would understand that it would have been one of the weirdest thing ever if the swedes would've won. The russians had a MUCH bigger force and they had starved the swedish soldiers, fair fight? I don't think so!

And i hate the russians way of thinking, only thinking of quantity not quality.

Greetings from the real Rus'.

[MrGoroshi]

Ну и бред. Но местные шведы срут кирпичами из-за этого ролика. Туповаты однако.

[Nikker9]

It is so fucking funny that the russians reacts so hard against the swedes comedy clip.

But onestley, why do you think so many ddr-germans fleed to west?

Why half of russian peopulation were starving under the sovietic era?

How many russians were killed by Stalin?

And poltava? Wtf?! Haha, the russians outnummberd the swedes 2-1! (40.000 vs 19.000)

So good job for the GREAT victory! ^^

[Sonysson]

YOU RUSSIAN PIGS!

And the only one we have to thanks for the russian incompitense: Josef Stalin!

[sergeontheloose]

Good job guys.

Also another idea for your future response to swedes - show swedish "airborne", that is Carlsson and the Kid.

[Snobiker13]

I'm disappointed. I was expecting a new song. I know you can make better music than this.

[StanislavCher]

Hi Snobiker! Can you translate what tell Lindgren on TV in clip???????

[dibbqwaz]

HAHA, this is awesome!

[Glyk48]

Молодцы!

Класно вы их. )))