PRAISE THE LORD!! PRAISE THE GOOD LORD!!!! We can se Satan in your redneck face! If we let you out, you gonna go back to the same crap you did. leave his ass in there. let him rot for his sins in that god forsaken cell, you're such a bully, no, no. You're a criminal of god, he doesnt want you.
i knew you would go to jail! the law of three is right! what ye send out comes back to thee. which means, karma. or for a simpler point of view: what you do comes back to you and bites you in the ass!
In Jesus name I pray Pastor Fred.... stay strong... the spirit of the Holy resides within you and all who believe in the inerrant word of the Lord Creator up high. May all those who disagree burn in hell-fire.
Well that's it for Landover now....let's all seek our guidance from the Westboro Baptist Church. Less than Glorious but still delivering a pure and solid message.
Ain't foolin' me. I can tell the bathroom at Landover Baptist Church when I see it.
Regarding which Sgt. Hartmann said, "I want that head so clean and squared-away that the Virgin Mary herself would be PROUD to go in there and TAKE A DUMP!"
Why you complaining? Jesus didn't complain when he was persecuted.Why don't you do the same? You say you're a pastor and look at you.. you can't even bare some few sacrifices in prison and you complain so much. Can't you be meek and humble like those apostles and disciples that you emulate and preach about? And you care about facebook more? Jesus! No wonder God doesn't like to talk to you. You care more about your loneliness in your little cell than praying to God to help those who wronged you.
Deacon Fred, give that 'ol devil a lickin' fer us all out here cleaning up the mail fraud! Them kiddie porn charges won't stick, that was a goat! heathen's these days with ther highfalutin' law degrees don't understand what a kid is! Praise Jeebus, and pass the black betty to yer celly there, he'll keep the trade movin' along whilst we spring ya. Amen, brother.
The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Forum are a satire of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States.
so what did u say to make that kid do that will aparently u did not say something right then or it aslo might deal with the fact that u post things on youtube that are not right
You know how I knew this was a satire? Because this guy would be the only "religious" figure not jailed for tax evasion and he didn't ask for money once.
@AwesomOver9000 This ain’t no satire. Its the earnest plea of a God fearing True Christian (tm) to free him from the Devil’s prison and its perverted repeated cavity searches.
People will believe ANYTHING...especially atheists, LOL reading the comments. And these are the same people who think they are "intellectually superior" and that belief in God is a sign of "psychological weakness." Not foolin' anybody :)
@Hiro9390 Its an argument atheists use to try to establish their intellectual superiority. They would have you believe they are the realists and don't need God as a crutch to help them through times of difficulty or to face death or the unexplained. It is generally the sign of those who have yet to fall from their ivory towers or who live as virtual shut-ins in some version of the suburban wasteland.
@salmagnum Yea, all that logic, reason, and science really gets us atheists down. How, oh how, will I trudge through another day without stealing into a church to talk to the ceiling while the deacon stares at my ass. Oh how can I live another minute without knowing that I am an abomination for just being born. And how, please tell me, can I hope to languish for all eternity in a magic kingdom when I don't even know how to play a harp. Nah, just kidding, religion is for faeries.
For fuck's sake! It's a piss-take.The whole Landoverbaptist site is a parody of right wing Baptism:and some of you dimwits keep falling for it.Good grief!
lol, ya know-Im a hardcore Christian, everything about me is what most atheists hate, lol but i still watch this stuff, i hope it aint wrong ;) but this just gives me the biggest laugh! just cuz ur goin to hell, dont mean u arent funny! bhaha
@Conail23 True that yo. Prob why so many comedians are Atheists. Damn, come to think of it heaven is going to suck. Eternity with noble Christians, haha wait, that's one empty room.
I've been baptist all my life, and i sure as hell don't talk or act like Fred.If he was a so called preacher, then he must have been looking at the wrong book.I should't judge but i find him repulsive and insain.Get him out of jail and put him away, the mans full of demons.
Lmao this guy is hilarious! I dang near choked to death after watching this. Omg this belongs in a comedy clip some where. I dont see no love at all in that man I'd bet 100 dollars that he is an butt hole that justifies is actions with "THE WORD OF GOD" It does my heart good to see scum like this right where they belong in cage with the rest of the animals. I wonder tho, Did those Christian's in the bible cry as much as this idiot does. I need some1 to bust me out of this jail? LOL
i have been a budhist for 3 years and one thing i never thought i would see happen is karma justice however it appears wat goes around comes around try again in another life to reach nervana buddy because its not happenin in this one
Now that's a perfect example of mocking if I or you have ever seen one. The background was a shower with curtains..to my recollection there are no such facilities in any prison that allows prisoners to not be seen all the time. They also do not allow video cams in prison. Also no anointing of the holy spirit is evident or present in this mockery he is making of our Lord..The only begotten son of Yahweh...Yashua Christ our LORD. This is no surprise considering the contemp and hate this generates
I'm pretty sure that the Wiccans understand the humor here (And the falseness) with perfect clarity. It mocks people who are actually like this guy - who are seriously actually like this. The people who support this with their comments.
he should have put ur ass in a psyche ward for life you faggot ass fuck tarded, cock sucking, butt raping terrorist fuck. you dont like it, guess what im wiccan so fuck you!!
this shit is fucking hilarious!!!!!! yeah hes in jail YO hes in a bathroom at a house. Do people actually think this is serious? Just goes to show you why people believe Christianity in the first place.........BAHaHaHaHaHaHa<------SHEEP . Same reason people think money is necessary or government or law.......WITHOUT these there would be no issues---PEOPLE STUDY HISTORY ALL WAR IS BASED ON RELIGION/MONEY/GOVERNMENT/LAW/BLIND FAITH
Holy Crap. The amount of dense people commenting in this thread is amazing. Landover Baptist Church is SATIRE people. Like The Onion is a satirical commentary on the news, like the Colbert Report is a satirical commentary on conservative shows like O'Reilly and Hannity. Save your righteous indignation for the people they are commenting on: nutty, fundamentalists, especially that douche Fred Phelps and Westboro Baptist Church.
@JimmyDaKoik this guy exists to show us we really can be this stupid; and for the ones commenting like hes for real, think they deserve all the stupidity they allow...
@JimmyDaKoik What do really expect from them, they fell for the talking snake theory after all. One like them claimed that Deoxyribonucleic Acid(DNA) would dissolve the human body because it was acid.
@SSBBify I'm an Atheist and I know what Christains are are like, he is just giving a satyr though, it's not meant to be taken seriously, just shows how they often react because the truth is easy to joke with.
This guy is a weirdo freak. I'm a Christian, and a normal Christian doesn't act like that. Trust me. Not to be rude... But your kinda making fun of the lord with this. Sorry.
A modest suggestion to all you enraged commenters: See those two little down-arrows immediately to the left of the number of views? Click on them and you'll see the full description of this video. Notice the category it's in? Comedy. Get it? COMEDY. This is a SATIRE. The Landover Baptist Church is also a satire--and a very clever one. If you don't know what "satire" means, look it up.
So this peice of crap berated a kid into burning off his penis with lighter fluid??? You sick BASTARD. He tells of his grace and luck that the state put him in solitary so he would be somebodys bitch. You are quite insane preacher scum.
Go to his web site and see the insanity for yourself.
You are locked up because you failed to help your fellow humans from their imprisonment., for breaking other unconstitutional law(s). So what was it you did Mr.? Be specific, what was the sermon you spoke of.
"The whereabouts of Pastor Deacon Fred Smith are unknown at the time of this press release. He is a fugitive from justice, and should be considered mentally unstable (absolutely), please contact your local police department if you have any information."
maybe this son of a bitch deserves it for being suck a fucking hateful man. he deserves it for being being so DISRESPECTFUL TO DIFFERENT PEOPLE!! HE MAKES ME FUCKING SICK!!! HE DOESNT DESERVE TO BE CALLED A MAN!! NO CHRISTIAN MAN WOULD BE SO FUCKING DISRESTPECTFUL!? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DAYS WHEN CHRISTIANS COULD MINGLE WITH OTHERS?? HE IS A STUPID HATEFUL ASSHOLE WHO DESERVES TO BURN IN HELL!!!
@prosperousindividual Are you implying the bible has any validity at all? Using it's own words I can tear it apart. Mark 13:8, Matthew 24:33-34 War, rumors of war have been a part of life sense long before the bible. People have made fun of other religions ever sense the first one.
Pascals Wager is not a very good argument. It may be the very worse selling point. "Believe or Burn" The Mafia Boss god.
Quit your whining, PDF! The early Christians gladly ran to the lions in the arena, so must you rejoice in your suffering and death! Remember, to live is Christ and to die is truly gain!
Why is this case not more well known! ? The Atheists must be controlling the media as well, oh that poor godly man, We will get you out no matter what it takes. This is a clear sign that the Anti christ is rising and his evil is spreading over the globe. And all you sick atheists who mocked and scoffed at this man, repent soon or ye shall suffer the torments of eternal fire.
dont preach your beliefs anymore please, you are making fun of religion and making people not want to believe in God. i am a catholic and my God is not how you make him out to be. please stop acting nuts in the name of Jesus its not funny.
Edna, I got into town last nite. I'm over at the...well, you know which room over to the motel on the East side of the strip. Lemme know when we're gonna bust the good Rev. Deacon Fred outta the hoosegow. I'll be on bended knee, awaiting yore response.
Oh, and I was abel to steel the f-350 outta the Church's military vehikel impound, so we got lots of power to pull them bars apart! Praise God, and don't tell nobuddy about this, 'cause I'm still virgin down there, and I don't wanna be raiped.
@trog69 wow retard, if a Ford F-350 is considered a military vehicle then you guys have a weaker army than I suspected, and the sad thing about American vehicles is they're so desperately underpowered you wouldn't be able to pull the tab on a can of coke with that piece of shit.
pastor Deacon Fred should praise "G-d " for His Jewish liars, err.. I mean lawyers...for giving him an opportunity to suffer for christ...I hope the next video shows the pastor all bloodied and broken bones, like jesus in the movie passion of christ, and I pray sincerely that pastor may not lose his mental strength and soul to satan at this wonderful opportunity to sacrifice his body and flesh like jesus himself...nailed and brutalized and every bone in his body broken...praise jesus...amen...
Landover Baptist claims to be a church. Moreover, they claim to be the only church in America that understands the Bible! In fact, neither is true. Landover Baptist is a fraud. A joke. Their true purpose is not to spread the Gospel of our Lord, but to trick people - especially those who have not received the Word and Salvation or have been programmed by secular culture to distrust Christianity - into believing that Christianity is evil and rejecting it.
We have a permanent injunction against all unsaved persons Like you. You are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of our church, nor are you allowed on this website. Kindly leave, and be about the Devil's business, for you are not welcome here. Glory!
@planewaves this is a public website, you can't have everyone banned who isn't a retarded, brain dead, white Christian redneck, xenophobes, homophobes and racists.
Paul wrote much of the NT in a roman jail.......is this man serious......read paul and his attitude while in prison.......surely no one is listiening to this ????????sounds like the judge made the right choice........and he needs to stay 4 a long time.....and no one should post this junk!!!!!!!!
Finally, justice has been served.
TheLittleToyMaker 1 week ago
if you were in jail you would not be posting this video.
MrMMASTAR 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
FFS you people need to check the category of videos before you go thinking they are serious.
It's under comedy...
HarrysSecret 1 week ago
jesus just put u in jail..LOL!
TheSuferwell 2 weeks ago
PRAISE THE LORD!! PRAISE THE GOOD LORD!!!! We can se Satan in your redneck face! If we let you out, you gonna go back to the same crap you did. leave his ass in there. let him rot for his sins in that god forsaken cell, you're such a bully, no, no. You're a criminal of god, he doesnt want you.
LilPandabear1 1 month ago
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LilPandabear1 1 month ago
and no ones gonna help you out after what you said!
cookiemonsterhat99 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
i knew you would go to jail! the law of three is right! what ye send out comes back to thee. which means, karma. or for a simpler point of view: what you do comes back to you and bites you in the ass!
cookiemonsterhat99 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
In Jesus name I pray Pastor Fred.... stay strong... the spirit of the Holy resides within you and all who believe in the inerrant word of the Lord Creator up high. May all those who disagree burn in hell-fire.
vjohn82 1 month ago
He's in jail?! Thank goodness! I thought he was going to kill somebody. Hey guys, leave him in there!
RinHyuga999 2 months ago
pastor fred, we shall overcome
Liberalandy 2 months ago
Im glad this guy is in jail. ewww sicko pedophiles need to be in jail away from children
TheDisharmony 2 months ago
Is this shit for real? Or is this guy still up for the Steve Martin Comedy Award?
513jlynn 2 months ago
haha sounds like god punished his acts for false docturans
smitha28 3 months ago
this guy is lame
xlTruthBeTold 3 months ago
thank god! finnally they got that sick bastard in jail!
TheEuMinecraft 3 months ago
Well that's it for Landover now....let's all seek our guidance from the Westboro Baptist Church. Less than Glorious but still delivering a pure and solid message.
Glory!
majorsnaker 3 months ago
Funny enough, my friend's Dad is a Jewish Lawyer...
KuroTsukiCosplay 4 months ago
Not jail. Lady's room at Landover Baptist Church.
robertgift 4 months ago
Guys pastor Deacon Fred is an athenist who makes a parody of Christians. Check out some of his other work. You hard core Christians will love it.
winx4ever913 4 months ago
We should make a petition to free Pastor Deacon Fred
Free Free Free Pastor Deacon Fred ( to the tune of Free Nelson Mandela )
wolfie5 4 months ago
Ain't foolin' me. I can tell the bathroom at Landover Baptist Church when I see it.
Regarding which Sgt. Hartmann said, "I want that head so clean and squared-away that the Virgin Mary herself would be PROUD to go in there and TAKE A DUMP!"
robertgift 5 months ago
Hahahahaha
Well done!
Them "himspections" can be painful.
robertgift 5 months ago
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robertgift 5 months ago
Free Deacon Fred! Free Deacon Fred!
bobwelch 6 months ago
YAY PEANUT BUTTA 8D
badbrandon9 6 months ago
I think he might be lying, maybe he's in jail for somthing terrible. somthing that he's covering up.
blackhartDE 6 months ago
Good, you deserve to be in jail for life!
blackhartDE 6 months ago
FINALLY!!! Someone FINALLY threw is crazy dumb-ass in jail!!!
TigerPride2014 6 months ago
it may be a satire but it is nothing to joke about especially when you have that kind of power over people!
Spottedwingriver 6 months ago
Calm down dubasses it's satire meaning a joke y'all are effin retarded
wolfie11267 7 months ago
lol whos brother harry is he stuck on the ceiling?? xD
GothicWiccanChick 7 months ago
bout time serves u right for all the pain and terror u have caused u evil bastard! )O( Blessed be bitches
GothicWiccanChick 7 months ago
Yes it's a joke.
jeremythehuman 7 months ago
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Pray to God so you can get out of jail.
Is it so tough for you? How's pity..
Maybe it's God's plan for you Pastor.Should just accept it
nymphachan710 7 months ago
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nymphachan710 7 months ago
You're a hypocrite, that's for sure.
nymphachan710 7 months ago
Why you complaining? Jesus didn't complain when he was persecuted.Why don't you do the same? You say you're a pastor and look at you.. you can't even bare some few sacrifices in prison and you complain so much. Can't you be meek and humble like those apostles and disciples that you emulate and preach about? And you care about facebook more? Jesus! No wonder God doesn't like to talk to you. You care more about your loneliness in your little cell than praying to God to help those who wronged you.
nymphachan710 7 months ago
someone set their tally wacker on fire??
Video85Man 7 months ago
Is this a joke?
BClipp 7 months ago
you got a pretty mouth boy
MultiBrenda1970 7 months ago
Deacon Fred, give that 'ol devil a lickin' fer us all out here cleaning up the mail fraud! Them kiddie porn charges won't stick, that was a goat! heathen's these days with ther highfalutin' law degrees don't understand what a kid is! Praise Jeebus, and pass the black betty to yer celly there, he'll keep the trade movin' along whilst we spring ya. Amen, brother.
kern0099 8 months ago
The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Forum are a satire of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States.
apeek7 8 months ago
Looks like a video from a bathroom.
xprobinson 8 months ago
red forman wants to put his foot up your intolerant ass
MrForestWitch 8 months ago
I've seen some good spoof videos, but this is up there with the best of them.
HonestMan395 8 months ago 3
you are sadly mentally sick and yu reeeeaaally need help. hope yu can still be fixed.
madenew000 8 months ago
He has no internet connectivity. How did this video get uploaded? He is, in short, FOS. Not even in jail.
peraspira 8 months ago
Stirring the pot!
vrghiks 8 months ago
Bailif, whack his peepee... oh my..., he sure pulls it hard....
lentmain 9 months ago
That's wat u get for slandering God's name...
SerenidyX 9 months ago
so what did u say to make that kid do that will aparently u did not say something right then or it aslo might deal with the fact that u post things on youtube that are not right
Emoangleable 10 months ago
You know how I knew this was a satire? Because this guy would be the only "religious" figure not jailed for tax evasion and he didn't ask for money once.
AwesomOver9000 10 months ago 10
@AwesomOver9000 This ain’t no satire. Its the earnest plea of a God fearing True Christian (tm) to free him from the Devil’s prison and its perverted repeated cavity searches.
bobwelch 6 months ago
People will believe ANYTHING...especially atheists, LOL reading the comments. And these are the same people who think they are "intellectually superior" and that belief in God is a sign of "psychological weakness." Not foolin' anybody :)
salmagnum 10 months ago
@salmagnum what do you mean God is a psychological weakness ?
Hiro9390 8 months ago
@Hiro9390 Its an argument atheists use to try to establish their intellectual superiority. They would have you believe they are the realists and don't need God as a crutch to help them through times of difficulty or to face death or the unexplained. It is generally the sign of those who have yet to fall from their ivory towers or who live as virtual shut-ins in some version of the suburban wasteland.
salmagnum 8 months ago
@salmagnum How can you understand the word came from the mouth of Human ?
Hiro9390 8 months ago
@salmagnum Yea, all that logic, reason, and science really gets us atheists down. How, oh how, will I trudge through another day without stealing into a church to talk to the ceiling while the deacon stares at my ass. Oh how can I live another minute without knowing that I am an abomination for just being born. And how, please tell me, can I hope to languish for all eternity in a magic kingdom when I don't even know how to play a harp. Nah, just kidding, religion is for faeries.
fdasherv 6 months ago
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@fdasherv
I'm glad you went with the traditional spelling of faeries.
High five
Callirgos1 5 months ago
what a stupid cunt
catrionabowie 10 months ago
Keep the faith Pastor Deacon Fred . Perhaps Ameicas Best Christian could recruit some of her Christian Crack Whores to help "set you free"!!!
iaov 10 months ago
God bless this man.
Amen
dchattin 10 months ago
this jerk is taking a poop while taking this view...
ja...ja...ja...
jorax1973 11 months ago
For fuck's sake! It's a piss-take.The whole Landoverbaptist site is a parody of right wing Baptism:and some of you dimwits keep falling for it.Good grief!
sarahgellar1412 11 months ago
lol, ya know-Im a hardcore Christian, everything about me is what most atheists hate, lol but i still watch this stuff, i hope it aint wrong ;) but this just gives me the biggest laugh! just cuz ur goin to hell, dont mean u arent funny! bhaha
Conail23 11 months ago
@Conail23 Please don't tell people they are going to Hell until you can prove it. It's mean and unjustified.
dead0piggy 11 months ago
@dead0piggy, awww-lighten up! :)
Conail23 11 months ago
@Conail23 Saying that I am going to a place of endless pain and suffering. That is not a joke.
dead0piggy 11 months ago
@Conail23 If you actually mean it.
dead0piggy 11 months ago
@dead0piggy Free speech bitch.
Youre going to hell.
LulzBat 10 months ago
@LulzBat I didn't say that Conail shouldn't be ALLOWED to say it. I would just prefer that he/she didn't say it.
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."
dead0piggy 10 months ago
@Conail23 True that yo. Prob why so many comedians are Atheists. Damn, come to think of it heaven is going to suck. Eternity with noble Christians, haha wait, that's one empty room.
DexxterMorgan 11 months ago
Lol, judging by the acoustics...I'd say he is sitting inside of a shower. I love this guy...
BackwashedOxygen 1 year ago
Christians are alsways being persecuted for Christ.
GingerDemarque 1 year ago
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HonestMan395 8 months ago
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@GingerDemarque quote: "Christians are alsways being persecuted for Christ."
It makes a change from christians doing the persecuting. you've done it for so long, you can't see the irony.
You've had centuries of persecuting others, but what goes around comes around.
Don't be greedy.
HonestMan395 8 months ago
GOD IS WATCHING OVER YOU. I HOPE YOU GET YOUR REWARD.
DozierENT1280 1 year ago
I've been baptist all my life, and i sure as hell don't talk or act like Fred.If he was a so called preacher, then he must have been looking at the wrong book.I should't judge but i find him repulsive and insain.Get him out of jail and put him away, the mans full of demons.
deb46ra 1 year ago
He starts to tear up in the video, only fags cry, he is going to hell.
TheShameofaNation 1 year ago
He is jail for our sins!
DaGavinX 1 year ago
Lmao this guy is hilarious! I dang near choked to death after watching this. Omg this belongs in a comedy clip some where. I dont see no love at all in that man I'd bet 100 dollars that he is an butt hole that justifies is actions with "THE WORD OF GOD" It does my heart good to see scum like this right where they belong in cage with the rest of the animals. I wonder tho, Did those Christian's in the bible cry as much as this idiot does. I need some1 to bust me out of this jail? LOL
Pawnfirst007 1 year ago
@Pawnfirst007 You do know, this is a fucking joke right?
nalani005 1 year ago
@Pawnfirst007
He deserves a padded room.So he can't talk his trash to anyone.Mocking God,not a good thing.
deb46ra 1 year ago
LMAO! get out of the bathtub the tile's give ya away.
Ghostwalker2110 1 year ago
This is a joke right?
Bergelmer123 1 year ago
...as Geesus said, they will persecute you and not heed thy word.
Keep up the crusade of the almighty Pastor! Glory!
faithisfiction 1 year ago
i have been a budhist for 3 years and one thing i never thought i would see happen is karma justice however it appears wat goes around comes around try again in another life to reach nervana buddy because its not happenin in this one
grapeTV5 1 year ago
I have cigarette burns!
themooddisorders 1 year ago
I have been tortured worse than you! I have been burned until I paid my dues! What do you have?!
themooddisorders 1 year ago
I've been beaten up, broke bones and still I am a Landover Baptist who still knows what is going on!
themooddisorders 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA
MeatLoafEnchilada 1 year ago
good for you
youngsidney50 1 year ago
good for your racist ass.
youngsidney50 1 year ago
@youngsidney50
You said it.
deb46ra 1 year ago
i dont know if this video is true or not but if he is...i sm glad he is in jail
missdarkangel44 1 year ago
Now that's a perfect example of mocking if I or you have ever seen one. The background was a shower with curtains..to my recollection there are no such facilities in any prison that allows prisoners to not be seen all the time. They also do not allow video cams in prison. Also no anointing of the holy spirit is evident or present in this mockery he is making of our Lord..The only begotten son of Yahweh...Yashua Christ our LORD. This is no surprise considering the contemp and hate this generates
gd2balive 1 year ago
very nise don i ferst thote it was real peace from belgium
zurudu 1 year ago
FREE THE LANDOVER ONE!!!!
rosmarinusofficialis 1 year ago
PRAISE GOD!
bkc007 1 year ago
ah geez, people lighten up.
this "organization" is fictional...
the man is an actor.
it's comedy.
I'm sorry the Wiccans can't understand that here, but oh well...
The actual purpose of these things is to make fun of what he is acting to be...
progressivescan09 1 year ago
@progressivescan09
I'm pretty sure that the Wiccans understand the humor here (And the falseness) with perfect clarity. It mocks people who are actually like this guy - who are seriously actually like this. The people who support this with their comments.
They are those who don't understand.
JordanCrombie 1 year ago
You mean I should stop sending them my tithes????!!!!
lexaling 1 year ago
A religious people should go to jail to get an education.
neomysterio 1 year ago
well done... he has to suffer for his god... i will do it for my God.
mrsammy80 1 year ago
You deserve this, you can't talk about wiccans like you do and you deserve you're punishiment from the gods and goddess may you burn for all eternity
furryrave1559 1 year ago
I got some advice for you Fred drop the soap the inmates and the guards will treat you much better if you do
LordKamina2 1 year ago
he should have put ur ass in a psyche ward for life you faggot ass fuck tarded, cock sucking, butt raping terrorist fuck. you dont like it, guess what im wiccan so fuck you!!
176806475 1 year ago
Well, you probably shouldn't have touched that boy. :D
davidjereb 1 year ago
brilliant!
as usual.
momoboy2010 1 year ago
hilarious!!!
sothis48 1 year ago
<--- sending my tithe check to you, Brother. We're gonna get you out of there!!!
richpghpa 1 year ago
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Grow up and get a day job. These videos and people are sick
MrsBabyDoll88 1 year ago
this shit is fucking hilarious!!!!!! yeah hes in jail YO hes in a bathroom at a house. Do people actually think this is serious? Just goes to show you why people believe Christianity in the first place.........BAHaHaHaHaHaHa<------SHEEP . Same reason people think money is necessary or government or law.......WITHOUT these there would be no issues---PEOPLE STUDY HISTORY ALL WAR IS BASED ON RELIGION/MONEY/GOVERNMENT/LAW/BLIND FAITH
1A1ANONYMOUS1A1 1 year ago
They should have put his ass in a psych ward and tortured his ass!!! May you burn in Hell for Eternity you cock sucking Terrorist!!!
176806475 1 year ago
@176806475 you shut you're whore mouth while the pastor is talking >:o
techy75 1 year ago
Holy Crap. The amount of dense people commenting in this thread is amazing. Landover Baptist Church is SATIRE people. Like The Onion is a satirical commentary on the news, like the Colbert Report is a satirical commentary on conservative shows like O'Reilly and Hannity. Save your righteous indignation for the people they are commenting on: nutty, fundamentalists, especially that douche Fred Phelps and Westboro Baptist Church.
JimmyDaKoik 1 year ago 31
@JimmyDaKoik Reverend Charles has the answer to the problems. Check him out on you tube
highwayhokie 1 year ago
@JimmyDaKoik this guy exists to show us we really can be this stupid; and for the ones commenting like hes for real, think they deserve all the stupidity they allow...
kahetel13 8 months ago
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EmmittBrownBTTF1 7 months ago
@JimmyDaKoik What do really expect from them, they fell for the talking snake theory after all. One like them claimed that Deoxyribonucleic Acid(DNA) would dissolve the human body because it was acid.
EmmittBrownBTTF1 7 months ago
Funny stuff...but, also, scary because such morons really exist!
AZLBRAX 1 year ago
Another satire/ actor yanking everyone's chains....
elljaye 1 year ago
I am a christian and I know what Christians act like. Don't let this guy scare u he's a little wacko
SSBBify 1 year ago
@SSBBify I'm an Atheist and I know what Christains are are like, he is just giving a satyr though, it's not meant to be taken seriously, just shows how they often react because the truth is easy to joke with.
MrJotSpew 1 year ago
This guy is a weirdo freak. I'm a Christian, and a normal Christian doesn't act like that. Trust me. Not to be rude... But your kinda making fun of the lord with this. Sorry.
SSBBify 1 year ago
@SSBBify
Actually, he's parodying the actions and words of Pastor Fred Phelps...
Spoonfoon 1 year ago
@SSBBify SHHH the pastor is talking :o its not right to preach while the one whos SUPPOSED preaching is trying to talk...
techy75 1 year ago
@SSBBify The objective was to make fun of Babtism with this...
MrJotSpew 1 year ago
@SSBBify Errrmmmm that is the point
spdy1020 1 year ago
A modest suggestion to all you enraged commenters: See those two little down-arrows immediately to the left of the number of views? Click on them and you'll see the full description of this video. Notice the category it's in? Comedy. Get it? COMEDY. This is a SATIRE. The Landover Baptist Church is also a satire--and a very clever one. If you don't know what "satire" means, look it up.
cufflink44 1 year ago
So this peice of crap berated a kid into burning off his penis with lighter fluid??? You sick BASTARD. He tells of his grace and luck that the state put him in solitary so he would be somebodys bitch. You are quite insane preacher scum.
Go to his web site and see the insanity for yourself.
ISamuelII 1 year ago
You are locked up because you failed to help your fellow humans from their imprisonment., for breaking other unconstitutional law(s). So what was it you did Mr.? Be specific, what was the sermon you spoke of.
ISamuelII 1 year ago
He is a fugitive.
"The whereabouts of Pastor Deacon Fred Smith are unknown at the time of this press release. He is a fugitive from justice, and should be considered mentally unstable (absolutely), please contact your local police department if you have any information."
ISamuelII 1 year ago
"Twinkle toe pansy boy" american christian retarded inbred pastors trully let the compasion of jesus shine don't they?
TheNemesiah 1 year ago
Stay in there and Rot! remember, Jesus hates your arse!
Nalmond92 1 year ago
by the way, What's up with Obama? Everytime a President comes to visit the USA, he Brings him to the Fried Chicken Shop!!!
Don't they serve him enough Fried Chicken in the WH??
planewaves 1 year ago
@planewaves your right...
hlake911 1 year ago
By the way, What's up with Obama? Everytime a President comes to visit the USA, he Brings him to the Fried Chicken Shop!!
Don't they serve him enough Fried Chicken in the WH??
planewaves 1 year ago
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God loves you, but everyone else thinks your an asshole.
BionicleChronicleTV 1 year ago
maybe this son of a bitch deserves it for being suck a fucking hateful man. he deserves it for being being so DISRESPECTFUL TO DIFFERENT PEOPLE!! HE MAKES ME FUCKING SICK!!! HE DOESNT DESERVE TO BE CALLED A MAN!! NO CHRISTIAN MAN WOULD BE SO FUCKING DISRESTPECTFUL!? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DAYS WHEN CHRISTIANS COULD MINGLE WITH OTHERS?? HE IS A STUPID HATEFUL ASSHOLE WHO DESERVES TO BURN IN HELL!!!
MrGuitarable 1 year ago
¶Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,
2 Peter 3:3
prosperousindividual 1 year ago
@prosperousindividual Are you implying the bible has any validity at all? Using it's own words I can tear it apart. Mark 13:8, Matthew 24:33-34 War, rumors of war have been a part of life sense long before the bible. People have made fun of other religions ever sense the first one.
Pascals Wager is not a very good argument. It may be the very worse selling point. "Believe or Burn" The Mafia Boss god.
pumpstations 8 months ago
Quit your whining, PDF! The early Christians gladly ran to the lions in the arena, so must you rejoice in your suffering and death! Remember, to live is Christ and to die is truly gain!
cff121 1 year ago
Why is this case not more well known! ? The Atheists must be controlling the media as well, oh that poor godly man, We will get you out no matter what it takes. This is a clear sign that the Anti christ is rising and his evil is spreading over the globe. And all you sick atheists who mocked and scoffed at this man, repent soon or ye shall suffer the torments of eternal fire.
Salment 1 year ago
@Salment "This is a clear sign that the Anti christ is rising"
And his mark is a cross. Why do you worship a sacrifice and not his father that scored. That would look foolish at a baseball game.
ISamuelII 1 year ago
I worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He/She/It (BBIN) would never permit THIS to happen to ME!!!
Ariphotah 1 year ago
dont preach your beliefs anymore please, you are making fun of religion and making people not want to believe in God. i am a catholic and my God is not how you make him out to be. please stop acting nuts in the name of Jesus its not funny.
daf700 1 year ago
LOL, all you dopes that think this man is either prejudiced or anything else remotely religious aren't playing with a full deck.
Calculusa 1 year ago
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MrDugas 1 year ago
Pastor Fred you are a victim of LIEBRUL secular humanists. We will pray for you in the name of Jesus Christ.
Balldez 1 year ago
The 1940's called they want they're idealism back.
Gtapecom 1 year ago
It's about damn time that someone put your prejudace ass in jail
grubby7911 1 year ago
Praise the lord that Sarah Palin steps in, she puts the fear of god into bum bandits with her moose gun
womblefree 1 year ago
hahahaha your paedophile brainwashing preacher is getting arse raped in prison, that's hilarious.
DJMcHillen 1 year ago
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Jesus was executed for his beliefs. You should be too!
jpinga1971 1 year ago
Jesus was executed for his beliefs. You should be too!
jpinga1971 1 year ago
Hope this is true and gets everything he deserves - both by the system and his inmates
callanyvegetable 1 year ago
rednecks
slayerfanslayer 1 year ago
This can't be serious. If you were an educated minister, you would know that you have the better case to appeal this ruling.
Nice acting though, give yourself a pat on the back of your RED neck
solitarytraveler19 1 year ago
Edna, I got into town last nite. I'm over at the...well, you know which room over to the motel on the East side of the strip. Lemme know when we're gonna bust the good Rev. Deacon Fred outta the hoosegow. I'll be on bended knee, awaiting yore response.
Oh, and I was abel to steel the f-350 outta the Church's military vehikel impound, so we got lots of power to pull them bars apart! Praise God, and don't tell nobuddy about this, 'cause I'm still virgin down there, and I don't wanna be raiped.
trog69 1 year ago
@trog69 wow retard, if a Ford F-350 is considered a military vehicle then you guys have a weaker army than I suspected, and the sad thing about American vehicles is they're so desperately underpowered you wouldn't be able to pull the tab on a can of coke with that piece of shit.
DJMcHillen 1 year ago
hilarious.
luckyem219 1 year ago
God bless you Pastor Deacon Fred! We're all here for ya praise the lord!
tantrikwizard 1 year ago
You are in jail for preaching hate and murder. May you rot in jail, you are where you belong for all the hate you preach.
lucindio6669 1 year ago
pastor Deacon Fred should praise "G-d " for His Jewish liars, err.. I mean lawyers...for giving him an opportunity to suffer for christ...I hope the next video shows the pastor all bloodied and broken bones, like jesus in the movie passion of christ, and I pray sincerely that pastor may not lose his mental strength and soul to satan at this wonderful opportunity to sacrifice his body and flesh like jesus himself...nailed and brutalized and every bone in his body broken...praise jesus...amen...
rkan10 1 year ago
Crazy man, fake video.
Landover Baptist claims to be a church. Moreover, they claim to be the only church in America that understands the Bible! In fact, neither is true. Landover Baptist is a fraud. A joke. Their true purpose is not to spread the Gospel of our Lord, but to trick people - especially those who have not received the Word and Salvation or have been programmed by secular culture to distrust Christianity - into believing that Christianity is evil and rejecting it.
havald123 1 year ago
@havald123
We have a permanent injunction against all unsaved persons Like you. You are not allowed within a 10-mile radius of our church, nor are you allowed on this website. Kindly leave, and be about the Devil's business, for you are not welcome here. Glory!
planewaves 1 year ago
@planewaves this is a public website, you can't have everyone banned who isn't a retarded, brain dead, white Christian redneck, xenophobes, homophobes and racists.
DJMcHillen 1 year ago
The site is hilarious, they have what would Jesus do thongs lol.
Of course its fake. At least I hope so.
ChainbladeVideos 1 year ago
@ChainbladeVideos
You Sodomite Heathen. The Website is True... and Our loved Pastor is truly in jail!!
planewaves 1 year ago
where was paul when he wrote alot of the nt......sounds like judge was right!!!!! please do not post 4 this man!!!!! WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!
mrsmeager 1 year ago
Paul wrote much of the NT in a roman jail.......is this man serious......read paul and his attitude while in prison.......surely no one is listiening to this ????????sounds like the judge made the right choice........and he needs to stay 4 a long time.....and no one should post this junk!!!!!!!!
mrsmeager 1 year ago